9/29/2017

Dear Sherlock Holmes,

Our memes have gone dead! They turned into stale memes! Come to the memiest place in London!

Sincerely,

The Internet

Sherlock gasped as he read the email. He read over it about three times before standing up. “John, we have got a case.”

“What? Another one? You already took five today.”

“I'm bored, okay? Stand up.”

“Okay, okay.” John stood up and followed Sherlock outside. They went to the address listed in the email, going to the memiest place in London.

When they got there, they were presented with three dead bodies.

Pepe, Doge, and Fidget Spinners.

He didn't care about the Fidget Spinner memes(since they were stupid many years before they were even made), so he decided to start with Pepe.

After a few minutes, Sherlock was able to deduce that Pepe died because someone thought he was an alien or something and stabbed him in the chest. They repeatedly stabbed him about five hundred sixty four times.

Doge was shot with a gun, there was a certain type of dirt on his paws which Sherlock was able to figure out was from a freshly kept lawn that was regularly watered and had beautiful flowers growing, evident by the parts of flowers on Doge’s paw.

“Someone thought Pepe was a kind of monster, so they stabbed him. Doge walked on a grumpy old woman's lawn and tore up her flowers, so she shot him. As for Fidget Spinners, they died on their own. That 'meme’ isn't even worth deducting.”

Sherlock's phone beeped and he looked down, noticing it was another email…  more memes just died! He grabbed John's hand and quickly kissed him, then ran out of the building to go to the dead memes!