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Last Flight to L.A.

***THIS STORY WILL BECOME FREE ON JULY 15t!***Kelsey Harris, a young chef moving to LA, struggles with work, the glamour of the hollywood scene, and a new romance with mega-celebrity Ethan Glenn. ***** Kelsey Harris is heading to LA to begin her new career as a sous chef, and she's excited to work under a prestigious mentor and feed fabulous celebrities. She also meets Ethan Glenn, a movie star with doubts about his career, on the plane. But when she settles in, she learns that her new job is more intense than she expected, and her roommate is acting strange. When they happen to be on the same movie set, Ethan and Kelsey begin to grow close, though their friendship is immediately put under scrutiny by friends and the media. A romance begins, but the delicate facade of Hollywood is slipping, and Kelsey has to decide if she wants to escape the photographers and screaming fans, or if she wants to be with Ethan and put up with the consequences.[[Wattys 2018 Shortlist]][[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]

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Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

This book is now TOTALLY FREE!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!

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Knowing Xavier Hunt ✓

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story ||When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]Note: This story is now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today! Find it now in your app store.Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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Not Just A Love Story

Lauren Campbell is a sweet, simple girl with a bubbly personality. She tries to accept her imperfections and enjoys the little pleasures in life."She is bright like glitter and bubbly like champagne.She makes the room warm. She is the sunshine."Ethan Kingston is one of the richest billionaire in the world. He is a workaholic. He walks with an aura of arrogance around him. He doesn't give a damn about anyone. Well, his grandfather is an exception."Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not;And oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad."****** What happens when these polar opposites are thrown together into an arranged marriage. Will Lauren melt his cold heart with her love or will Ethan freeze her heart to ice? Join the journey of Lauren Campbell and Ethan Kingston's Loveless arranged marriage. It's definitely not going to be just a love story when there are many unresolved disputes, misunderstandings and buried love for the people once loved.**WARNING : Slight mentions of self harm/suicide**

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Trapped with My Brothers ✔

Lexi Houston, a sixteen-year-old genius student, lives an uneventful life in California, homeschooled by her mom. All that is about to change as Lexi is sent to Sydney, Australia, to attend university alongside her three older overprotective brothers.~~~2020All Rights Reserved

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Lucy Banes | ✔   UNEDITED

All it took was one night for Lucy's life to completely change. Will she be able to handle all the new decisions and changes or will she break?SNEAK PEAK:"That is not true and you know it, Cole" I say, slightly choking on my tears. How dare he say that? He chuckles dryly before giving me a blank look. "Are you trying to deny how much of a whore you are? Tell them. Tell them how much of a slut you are, Lucy. I'm sure your brother would be so happy to know about how his baby sister is opening her legs to anything with a dick" He says, smirking at my mortified face. "That's not true! Why are you lying?!" I yell, my voice thick with tears and my eyes are bloodshot. I'm pretty sure my cheeks are flushed and moist with tears. "I don't lie, cupcake" He says, using the nickname he used Saturday night.

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Banished With His Heir

"Keira Akar, Alpha River Colden, banish you from the White Howlers. I never want to see you again." The Earth felt like it was swallowing me whole. The ground had opened up and for some reason, it kept dragging me down with it and no matter how hard I tried to hold anto anything to keep me afloat, nothing could save me from drowning.A week ago I had just found out that my best friend since I was a little girl and a man i came to love deeply was mated with someone else. On that same day, his mate, our Luna, started to treat me like trash. She would humiliate me, call me awful names, and hurt me physically, I didn't tell anyone I couldn't I tried to take all the pain until one day wat kicked out by her and my fellow Pack members I thought were my friends just stood and watched. And the worst part? The absolute sward into my Alpha River didn t do artything to stop her either I cried until tears could no longer be produced by my body. The heartbreak I felt was so immense that i thought I would just crumble and die at any moment. Little did I know that my whole life was just getting started because I had just found out I was with our child. His child. Alpha River Colden may have broken my whole heart, banghed me from our Pack and taken everything away from me in the process, but this one, this child growing in my stomach night now this he can take away from me. I won tever let him.

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Something Gained: A Billionaire Romance

Silent, unforgiving and strikingly gorgeous, Rylan Parker is a cold-hearted businessman. An intimidating CEO, perfectly fitted in tailored suits and with a soft side reserved only for his little daughter.He can't afford to fall for anyone and definitely not for the blue-eyed blonde he met at the diner. But when his grandfather's will demands he gets himself a wife, a contract-marriage seems to be the only option. Living under the same roof with the woman he is undeniably attracted to can't be that hard! He just had to make sure of one thing.He does not fall for his sensitive little wife.But that was never really a choice, was it?* * * *Sweet, charming and affectionate, Elena Smith is mostly an emotional mess. Between working two jobs and worrying about her father's medical bills, she has no time for relationships. But when the hot, arrogant billionaire puts forward a proposition, she's left to make a choice, a difficult one.The fact that he is ridiculously attractive can't be a reason enough for Elena to put her signature on a marriage-contract with a complete stranger. But her father?....Perhaps.What's two years anyways? Just a little too much time to come out of this with her heart unscathed.

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The baby swap✓

Zoe is a young and independent woman who never loses an argument. She feels that her life is finally the way she wants it to be. She has a great job and a great new house. Her life is perfect.She has everything she wants except one thing, a child. Due to her past heartaches, she struggles to trust men, leaving her no other option but a sperm donor.So what happens when she finds out that there was a misplacement, that she is carrying the heir of the multi-billionaire Alexander Forbes. This might just be one fight she won't win.© Essi T K Cover by: @forgettablewords

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How to Date an Asshole

Like most people, Lauren had a big crush on a celebrity when she was a teenager. Unlike most people, she met hers ten years later, learned how big of a jerk he was, loathed him, and wanted nothing to do with him anymore.The problem was when she started her new job, there was an initiation: ask out the next guy who'll enter the room. The rules are as follows:• If he is married, ask the next one.• If he is in a relationship, one coffee date. Maximum twenty minutes.• If he is single, five dates.• And last, but most important, he must be willing to go on a date with you.Little did she know that Axel James, her teenage celebrity crush, would be the one who'll walk in next. And he is absolutely willing.----------------------------Category: Fake Dating x Enemies to LoversWord count: 150,000 - 160,000 wordsHighest ranking:#1 Romantic Comedy, Contemporary Romance, Adult, Actor, Accountant, New York City#2 New Adult

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CEO or MAFIA ?

WARNING:DO. NOT. EVER. WITNESS. A. MURDER. Because it can just turn your beautiful life upside down. - Naomi Nolan ******** Naomi Nolan was happily attending the 25th company anniversary party, where she witnessed a murder, a very brutal murder.And the very next day she got kidnapped and imprisoned by her own CEO. one party,one murder witnessed, And the next thing she knows is that she's kidnapped and imprisoned by her own CEO.____________________

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Stolen Heart

[Complete] A flirty, romantic adventure & feel-good read!***Lana Asfoor was content to live with the status quo and ignore her piling debt. Ignorance is bliss, right? Yet any ideas of playing things safe are thrown out the window when a charming, mysterious thief steals from her.Risk taker Jack Hanscom, whose name coincidentally rhymes with handsome, soon takes her on an adventure to reclaim what was stolen. And Lana finds out it may be a little more complicated to get her life back to order when her heart may have also been stolen in the process.***Features & Awards:🏆 Grand Prize Winner Summer Fest Contest 7/22 🥇1st in Chicklit, Campfire 2.0 Awards 8/22🥇1st in Romance, Rain Flower Contest 8/22🥇1st in the WSP Awards Season 2 9/22🥇1st in Chicklit, The Hearts Awards 10/22🥇1st in Romance, SW Awards 11/22🥇1st in Romance, Ultimate Genre Awards 11/22🥇1st in Romance, The Final Rose Awards 12/22🥇1st in Chicklit, Clouded Ink Awards 12/22🥇1st in Adult, Those Romance Awards 12/22🥇1st in Chicklit, Auctor Awards 12/22📚Dreamland Community's Undiscovered Books 6/22📚@NewlyWrittenBooks Fun Female Fiction 8/22📚@Humor Isn't It Romantically Funny 11/22📚@Romance Head Over Heels 4/23***Reviews: "I LOVED IT. I loved the characters. It was just a gorgeous story!!" - @MiniMoxx"I was planning to read a couple of chapters today but the story is really captivating and funny. I can't stop reading it" - @MissAgataaa"Stolen Heart is AMAZING! I can totally see it as a paperback that I've placed in my bag to read during the quiet moments when I'm out and about." - @GabPierrette"Romance lovers!! You HAVE to check out this book!" - @HeidiCarroll

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Time-served Till Solace

An orphan girl who never knew what was her real life untill she met them. All of them, they changed her life and she did their magically like an angel.Let go on this life adventure of Hazel who thought she might never be lucky enough to get the privilege of getting anything good in her life except for the sadness.

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Fight For You

When Emily applies for a position as a caregiver for Daniel, a boy with a permanent spinal cord injury, she never thought she'd also be dealing with his brash fighter of a brother, Lucas. Emily soon becomes involved in the world of fighting that seems to constantly surround Lucas as he attempts to find retribution for his brother. Can Emily help heal the relationship between the two brothers while also caring for the seemingly brute professional fighter? Will Lucas lower his barriers enough for Emily to do so?

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Daddy's Little Assassin

At the age of only 13 years, Kathleen Miller witnessed something that no child should --her parents being killed right in their home. This incident affected her in such a way she became closed off from others. With Kathleen not having any other known family members who were willing to take her in, she was sent to live in a group home for girls. However, things at the home weren't rainbow and sunshine for Kathleen, so she ran away. Having no idea where to go, and no money, Kathleen found herself in a deserted alley beside a dumpster trying to shelter from the rain. When Alphonso Luciano caught sight of the young girl who seemed to be freezing, something convinced him to try and approach her. When the young girl pulled a knife on him, he knew that this girl was special. Alphonso managed to convince her that he wasn't going to hurt her and took her home to his wife and son as his new daughter.Seven years later, Kathleen, who had changed her name to Lexi Luciano, is a fierce young woman who would kill for her new family. But when you have a Mafia's boss daughter meeting another mafia boss, things can go a little downhill, especially when attraction starts to spark. If you're adding this book then please be advised that it is a trilogy so remember to add Caught in the middle and Rescued and Risen as well.

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I Knew You Before We Met

"What a brilliant idea, Bonnie. Now his friends saw us with it." I shook my head."Hey, don't try to pin this whole thing off on me. I was only trying to help...you should have never stolen it!" She rubbed the temples of her forehead."I didn't steal. I borrowed." I stated.Jonah went towards the window and pulled one of the blinds down a little. "Uh, guys? You may want to stop the cat fight. Skylor's outside. And he looks pretty pissed off." Suddenly there were a series of loud thuds on my front door."I know you're in there, Ivy! Either you open up the damn door or I'm breaking it down, I swear!" Skylor yelled.•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*•[ trailer is in chapter one : ]

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Somebody To Love (#4)

Harper Collins was an orphan who spent the first seventeen years of her life in an orphanage. Life in an orphanage is not easy but she dealt with everything courageously. But an incident at the age of seventeen caused her to run away. Not wanting to look back at it ever.Time flew by, she was now working in a restaurant as a chef alongside her friend who owned the restaurant. Her boyfriend of two years, proposed her for marriage. She couldn't be anymore happy. Everything was perfect now.But that's what she thought.Her engagement broke off.Broken, she decided to forget about everything for just one night. And that's how she finds herself at a club where she bumps into her friend's brother-in-law.What harm could a one night stand do for a girl who's trying to forget everything?Untill, she finds herself pregnant with the hot, famous, billionaire, playboy, Gareth Wilbrose's child.*Sequel to my story 'Back To You' but can be read as a stand alone novel.*(In case you are wondering why the hell there's a hashtag next to the title, numbering it...go read my bio.)

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Who am I texting?

[COMPLETE]A story of a girl who had a massive crush on a heartthrob high school rock band leader Kyle Hogan. Her life turn upside down when she received a text from an unknown number who admitted to be her secret admirer. Me: I understand why you're ignoring meMe: I'm going to slide out of this conversationMe: love youMe: okay byeMe: sorry againUnknown number: Was your father a thief?Unknown number: 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes© 2015 Tattoo Heart #1 in humour | [18.06.2018]***[ON EDITING]*****PLEASE BEWARE OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERROR**

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𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗲 | ✓

"𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧'𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐞"..Celeste Reed just had two months left on her contract of employment and one last instalment to pay off her student loans. Two more months working as a personal assistant and she was free, it's easier said than done when you have a boss who has no plans to let you go! ••

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Running With Scissors

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!*****When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left?For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

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I Don't Need Love

Studies, done! Career, set! Now the next big thing in Meera's life is Marriage. And she has decided what type of groom she wants. Cute? Caring? Loving? Nope! Keep the loving guy for loving girls. She neither needs love nor a loving and caring guy. she wants an arrogant, rude Husband who doesn't care about her at all. She, an independent woman is marrying a groom of her choice. Or atleast she thinks so. What could go wrong?Possibly everything.

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Long Story Short, The Condom Broke ✔️

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them.Everly Adams has a different story than most teenagers would like to admit. She's stepping into a new phase of her life with just her older sister to care for her. Life can get a little bit tricky if you just got kicked out of the house. Why? Just keep on reading my dear reader. Liam Wells has a cliché story. He's rich, school's bad boy, leader of the D&D's ( Devils Deciple ) and he's got the looks of course. But no cliché boy has a story like his.It all starts with a chicken nugget. It's amazing what a chicken nugget can do. Follow the rollercoaster that's waiting for the both of them. Drama, loss and humor all combined in one adventure.This is : Long Story Short, The Condom BrokeBy: prinses1010Word count (108,000 words) Currently being edited!!! (✔️=edited) Rankings :~#1 Teen fiction 10/19/2019~#1 Teenagepregnancy 09/8/2019~#1 Teendaddy 09/8/2019~#1 Heartbreak 10/27/2019~#1 Teenromance 10/29/2019~#1 Teen love 05/01/2020~#1 Highschool 03/01/2021~#3 Humor 13/01/2021~#2 Mystery 18/04/2021

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An Echo in the Mafia (Echo Reid, Reid Family Book #1)

Echo wasn't like her sisters. She knew that when people talked about the famous and fabulous Reid sisters, they weren't referring to her. Quiet, homely, plain and riddled with social anxiety that made it hard for her to leave the house, she could never have known what was about to happen, she never dreamed she'd live such an adventure. Luke Farina was the most dangerous man around- spoiled, selfish, extremely conceited- he didn't take no for an answer and always got what he wanted. He just never expected that the strange and ridiculous little Echo would be the one to say no and somehow become the one he had to have most.--NOTE: Hi everyone! I really hope you take the time to read this story. It's already complete for the most part, in just taking it slow in publishing it. It's my first story and I'd love to hear your comments and feedback. I hope you decide to give it a chance! This is also part one of a series and I'm already midway through the next book which can't be released unless this one gets some positive feedback. Thank you and enjoy!

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When Mr.Arrogant Marries Ms.Stubborn

"Get the hell out of my room", he shouted as soon as I entered his room.Is he for real? How can he be this peaceful when I'm not able to sleep a wink last night after that kiss.I really want to smack him now."Dude..who want to enter this stinking rotten room? I'm here to inform that your parents and my parents are visiting our home today", with that I turned my back and left.He gritted his teeth yet confusion laced in his eyes."Exactly. You heard it right. You stinking rotten rat", I stuck my tongue out shutting the door."Isabella Kingston. Come here right now", he roared while I rolled my eyes running fast to my room locking it up.-----------------------------------------------------------Meet Isabella Collins, 23, CEO of I&C industries, stubborn, sweet woman, who fears romantic relationships. Meet Aaron Kingston ,25, CEO of Kingston industries, arrogant handsome man who doesn't believe in romantic relationships.When Mr.Arrogant and Ms.Stubborn got into an arranged marriage will they fall in love or will they need a divorce to escape from each other?#1 in arrogant#1 in lovehaterelationship (30/05/2021)#1 in bickering (06/07/2021)#1 in husbandandwife (07/07/2021)#1 in wedding (22/10/2021)# 5 in marriage (01/08/2021)# 7 in humor (23/08/2021)#10 in billionaire (31/08/2021)# 11 in Stubborn#12 in love story (04/08/2021)#12 in jealousy (04/08/2021)#19 in newadult (31/07/2021)Read for more.

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Sail Away [COMPLETED]

"I'm loving this! I find myself smiling and laughing at their interactions!" - amberwood676After working on a cruise ship for four years, Ty thinks she has seen all there is to see: messy relationships, wild parties and crazy family dynamics. As the event coordinator for an upcoming Bachelor Party, she's sure she knows what to expect. But a quick-witted and handsome groomsmen takes her by surprise when he wants to be anywhere but on this ship. Mix in a wild group of bride-maids and groomsmen's, and a chaotic crowd of co-workers with a penchant for shenanigans and betting rings, and this week on the cruise is going to be nothing like what Ty predicted."*screams into a pillow* I think I'm in love with Hudson already-" - Mijankethefirst"I will be really honest when I saw u posted another book I was like there is no way this can top Secret service which is true but just reading the 1st 2 chapters has gotten me completely hooked.Ur writing is honestly fab 💓" - amethyist24sapphire

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The Bad Boy's Sleepover

Highest rank:4 in #Teen Three best friends, one bad boy on the run from the police and the 'killer' sleepover none of them saw coming. ***The whole town wasn't surprised when Julian Grey was charged and then sentenced for the murders of his two schoolmates. After all he was the resident bad boy - smoking in hallways, regular detention, always getting into fights.But no one expected the van taking him to prison to crash, allowing him to escape. On a night when most of her schoolmates were partying, uninvited and unpopular Lola was busy minding her own business, watching her favourite kdrama when Julian broke into her not so secure room, claimed that he's been framed and begged her to hide him from the police.With someone's life now on her hands, Lola must decide if this is a risk worth taking. Should she help Julian or will this sleepover turn out to be a deadly one?3rd place in the Seasonal Contests Teen fic genre :)

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