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My Crazy Hot Interstellar Affair

[This story is now FREE!] When Andie Bank agreed to take a job to help save her friend's reputation, it wasn't supposed to end up in a romance-fueled galactic rescue mission with her irresistibly hot boss. *****With a merciless tabloid set on destroying the Hollywood career and reputation of Andie's best friend, Andie accepts a job offer with the same company on the condition that they leave her friend alone. She knew about her smoking hot boss when she accepted the accounting position, but the tabloid failed to mention small details like celebrity kidnappings, alien imposters, camera-shaped ray guns, and their absolutely abysmal knowledge of the American tax system.Unable to deny their atomic attraction, Andie and her boss's kisses quickly evolve into a forbidden affair that must remain secret at all costs. When a certain vengeful ex-fiancé discovers their secret, the laser guns come out and Andie is forced to flee for her life. As time runs out, Andie must choose between love or committing a crime that goes against everything she stands for.Plus hot alien sex! ...[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Eva (Fathima) Ismail

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Forced To Buy A Vampire Slave

Arabelle's forced by her parents to get a vampire slave even though she detests having slaves.This is the adventures of having a vampire slave and falling in love with one.READ IT!!

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Knowing Xavier Hunt ✓

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story ||When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]Note: This story is now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today! Find it now in your app store.Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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Book Transmigration: I Wanted to Keep a Low Profile, but Everyone Noticed Me!

(Book 1)SynopsisAudrey woke up and found that she had transmigrated into a book.As a mediocre actress, Audrey was satisfied with her income. Even though her parents favored boys over girls, at least she could support herself. Just when she had finally saved up some money and hadn't had a chance to enjoy it, she ended up in a different world?!She didn't know if it was God's mercy or compensation, but Audrey's role in the book was a wealthy heiress. In the book, her birth mother arranged for Audrey to be married into a wealthy family, and she had to compete with her other siblings for the family inheritance.The tragic outcome was predictable.Confused by the original character's actions, Audrey decided to lay low and become a wealthy but useless person.One day, Audrey's family members noticed that she had changed. Strangely enough, they could read her thoughts on her face. Even her second brother, who had always treated her like air, could see her sarcastic comments about him.[What's with that outfit today? Does he really think he looks good?]And when he was about to give up his directing career and return to the company, he could see the words on Audrey's face.[Why fight for power? Isn't it better to do what you love and still make money? You're so foolish.]Second brother: '...That makes sense.'The eldest sister, who had always ignored the subtitles on Audrey's face, finally noticed them one day.[Is she being foolish? Is it worth marrying for power? Doesn't she have enough money of her own?]After looking at her own wealth, the eldest sister quietly rejected the arranged marriage.Later on, Audrey noticed that her pocket money was increasing. As she gazed at the jewelry her second brother and eldest sister gave her, she fell into deep thought.THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!!!FOR OFFLINE PURPOSESALL CREDITS TO THE AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR....Book 1 (Completed) ✅Book 2 (Coming Soon)

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Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

This book is FREE with paid BONUS chapters!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!

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My Boss Is In The Mafia?

Alena Fleur has her dream job. Smart, confident, beautiful-she was everything. She was the COO of the Storm Dynamics. But only one particular problem, or more like a person, made her life hell, and that person was her rude boss, Elian Storm.Elian Storm, the CEO of the Storm Dynamics, kept a dark aura around him all the time; as if someone stabbed his heart and he could never move on. Everyone feared him, except his COO, who ended up earning a special spot in his heart despite their regular bickering.However, one unfortunate night revealed Elian's side business to Alena. How would Alena handle herself after learning the boss she used to argue with was actually a ruthless mafia leader in the underworld?

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An Echo in the Mafia (Echo Reid, Reid Family Book #1)

Echo wasn't like her sisters. She knew that when people talked about the famous and fabulous Reid sisters, they weren't referring to her. Quiet, homely, plain and riddled with social anxiety that made it hard for her to leave the house, she could never have known what was about to happen, she never dreamed she'd live such an adventure. Luke Farina was the most dangerous man around- spoiled, selfish, extremely conceited- he didn't take no for an answer and always got what he wanted. He just never expected that the strange and ridiculous little Echo would be the one to say no and somehow become the one he had to have most.--NOTE: Hi everyone! I really hope you take the time to read this story. It's already complete for the most part, in just taking it slow in publishing it. It's my first story and I'd love to hear your comments and feedback. I hope you decide to give it a chance! This is also part one of a series and I'm already midway through the next book which can't be released unless this one gets some positive feedback. Thank you and enjoy!

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Rejected and pregnant (#1)

missing father, a whore of a mother and a brother who is emotionally abusive and angry when around her. That's tough enough right? But what happens when her soul mate rejects her after a special night together? Redwood pack book 1Book re-started:16/07/18-11/03/2020Hit 100k votes: 27.07.2020Hit 200k votes 18.09.2021Book complete

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The Hunted { old version }

They call them enforcers-They are the ones that come in and clean up when laws have been broken. They are the most feared and strongest of us. They were the ones who couldn't live peacefully in the packs so they decided to make use of them. Soliditary wolves with alpha personalities. I am not like them. I'm worse. I'm a considered a rogue. Something that must be hunted down an exterminated. I'm not a bad person and I've never hurt anyone in my life but my wolf, I can't control her when I shift. We saw something when we were young. My whole pack was slaughter before our eyes and now my wolf is like a wounded animal she lashes out at times unable to tell between friend and foes. A uncontrollable wolf is dangerous in a pack. That is why I chose to live as a rogue, hiding from the werewolf committee and their laws.Luckily I've learned to blend in very well but when I end up in the wrong place at the wrong time my peaceful life quickly comes to an end. Now I'm the prisoner of the enforcers who should have killed me. Why haven't they killed me? Well because by some cruel trick my mate turned out to be their leader. Now I'm stuck with someone who isn't sure if he should kill me or if he should take me to his bed. Don't I get a say in any of this? How could this possibly get any worse...Cover by @PANANABELS

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His Substitute Bride

[Complete] (UNEDITED)- Sometimes the wrong one might just be the right one -Her life took a complete turn when her sister ran away on her wedding day and she was forced to marry her sister's fiancè, inorder to save her parents.Rosabelle Wilson's life turned upside down when her sister, Arabelle, ran away with her boyfriend and she was forced to marry her fiancè.Nikolai Ivanov, the most dangerous and feared man living in Italy. He is also known as the 'Devil' in the underworld, with a body of a greek God and a face of a handsome devil.Will she ever love him? Will he ever love her? Does the marriage last?(#13. Romance - 9/9/21)(#2. Suspense - 9/9/21)(#4. Marriage - 25/9/21)(#3. Crime - 9/9/21)(#1. Russian - 9/9/21)(#1. Don - 9/9/21)(#1. Bride - 29/9/21)(#1. Family - 18/11/21)Started : 10/6/21Finished : 7/5/23Covers by : aslisbasiddiqui11

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The Alpha and the Vigilante✔️

BOOK 1 OF THE GIFT CHRONICLES••• When the Moon Goddess created the first werewolves, she split one soul between the two of them, thus creating a perfect soulmate for every werewolf thereafter, known as their mate. Upon the birth of a werewolf, she assigns them with a supernatural ability, known as their Gift•••Ares is a killer. During the day, she is busy fulfilling her duties as the Gamma of her pack. However, before anyone wakes, she sneaks out to unclaimed territory and assassinates rogues to avenge her parents' murder. The Moon Goddess made the mistake of granting her the ability to materialize weapons at will, and Ares fully intended to use her powers as much as she could to deal out vigilante justice. Cain, the cruel Alpha of the Blood Lake Pack, has given up on finding his mate. At 28 years old, it seems unlikely that he will ever find her. All hope is lost until he meets the shockingly violent Gamma from a neighboring pack. His only problem is, she won't go with him easily. Highest Ranks: #1 in Love• 8/7/19#1 in TeenFiction• 8/30/19#1 in Luna• 9/2/19#1 in Rogue•8/9/19#6 in Werewolf•8/12/19 #7 in Alpha•8/12/19#3 in Mate•9/2/19#1 in Supernatural•8/20/19#1 in Assassin•8/30/19

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little do you know (Editing)

He raised an eyebrow at me and smirked. What the hell. Have you ever wondered, what goes through someone's head? Yeah, me too. I swear he's insane.He slowly walked towards me and I kept walking backwards, until my back hit against the glass wall. He leaned forward, his lips grazed my ear and he whispered," I suggest you stay in line because you don't want to find out what I'm capable of."" Is that suppose to scare me?" I asked simply unimpressed. He stepped back and looked into my eyes and smirked."Oh darling, you haven't seen anything yet." With that he left releasing me from his arms that trapped me." what the f..."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Violet Quaters is a unique girl who is continuously forced into the shadow of her elder sister. She never gained any acknowledgement from her parents whom cast her aside with no remorse and only use her to their advantage.Eric Renorez is the notorious playboy billionaire. He has it all, born with perfect genes. Woman drop to his feet and men quiver in his presence. Both are tangled in a contract, Violet and Eric are forced into marriage. From crazy exes to hectic baggage. Their worlds collide unexpectedly. With a marriage of convenience, could love be a bonus? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hi.. so this is my first book.I warn you that this book is cheesy ;)

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The baby swap✓

Zoe is a young and independent woman who never loses an argument. She feels that her life is finally the way she wants it to be. She has a great job and a great new house. Her life is perfect.She has everything she wants except one thing, a child. Due to her past heartaches, she struggles to trust men, leaving her no other option but a sperm donor.So what happens when she finds out that there was a misplacement, that she is carrying the heir of the multi-billionaire Alexander Forbes. This might just be one fight she won't win.© Essi T K Cover by: @forgettablewords

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Villains Get Lazy Sometimes [BL] ✅

Lazy Touma suddenly wakes up in a BL novel as the Villain, Nakamura Shin. "..."Fuck the villain role, let me sleep.A grumpy cat-like person wakes up as Nakamura Shin, the Villain of a BL novel called "Sweethearts Since". His role was to bully the protagonist because Shin was in love with the male lead. It a was simple and cliche novel with many dramatic moments. But Touma didn't want to be a part of that and simply just wanted to live a lazy life."Male Lead": You'll get cramps sleeping like that. Shin: Tsk. Leave me alone."Male Lead": You can sleep on my lap if you'd like.Shin leaps into the male lead's arms: Pillow!!"Male Lead": *Smirks* Gotcha.Shin tries to avoid everyone...But his Male lead knew exactly how to deal with a grumpy cat.--Started: July 22, 2021Main Story Ended: November 25, 2021Ended (+Extras): November 29, 2021--{NOTE: NOT A TRANSLATION! THIS IS MY ORIGINAL STORY}

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Little More Love || Completed

She has always craved for true love and when she found it, she left it. She moved from Manchester to Chicago without anyone's knowledge leaving her family, love, memories and everything else behind, now all she has is herself and her dreams. *****Nora Williamson, a 24 years old girl, trying to live her life the way she always wanted, she escapes from the place one would call home. People say she's selfish enough to abort her child but no one really knows what's going on inside her head, she's pretty complicated. Hans Nicholas Anderson, a 26 years old business man, industrialist and founder of Anderson Enterprises, have some major anger issues and a lot of sarcasm, he has worked all day all night to bring his company where it is today. What will happen when he will meet the person who changed his life in every possible way, whom he has cursed for the longest time.Jump into the LoveHateLove story of Hans and Nora for a roller coaster ride filled with laughter, tears, anger, contentment, and surprises.Cover credit : Myself.

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The Nanny

Jessica Cullen is a simple girl who is a part time student who works at a restaurant to support herself. But what happens when her old crush, Stefan Black appears in her quiet life?And what's more. A little baby boy falls in love with her.Read to find out about their exciting journey🖤

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I Choose You | ✓

❝ I should've listened to my heart. No matter how hard I've tried to push you away, everything leads back to you. My thoughts, the way my heart flutters rapidly and the emotions I feel when you're around. Everything. What I'm trying to say is...I choose you. ❞ *****Sophie Wilkins is the shy, nerdy girl that no one really notices in the back of the class. She only talks to one person at Oakleaf High, her best and only friend, Bree Laurel. On one of the last nights of summer break, Sophie is forced to go to a high school party by Bree. She thinks this is just another one of many awful high school parties that's hosted by one of the football jocks at her school, but this party doesn't turn out to be "another typical high school party." While at the party, she catches the eyes of Andrew Dalton, the high school quarterback and most notorious player. Andrew, who's never lost, is dared to make Sophie fall in love with him, but there's one problem. Sophie has promised herself that she will never date any of the guys at Oakleaf High because they all have arrogant personalities that she just can't handle. Although she's successfully managed to keep a low profile her entire high school life, she suddenly starts to find herself constantly being brought into situations with Andrew. Will Sophie be able to keep the promise she made to herself? Or will she fall for the player's charms? Will Andrew be able to win the heart of Sophie Wilkins without giving Sophie his? What will happen when Sophie learns it all started with a dare?Started 6/4/18Completed 9/28/18#72 in coming of age#9 in undiscoveredgems#2 in dare #4 in teen

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The Enemy's Ex-Wife (Completed)

A Mafia Story •••••••Leila Romano is Giovanni Russo's wife, until she runs away from home after secretly getting divorced from him. She had been abused for some years and has had enough. She decided to go to the González's in New York for help, and there, she meets Demetrio González.* * * What happens when Leila intentionally runs to the González's to seek refuge and safety Knowing that the González's & the Russo's are in war?•Disclaimer: do not read old comments because the storyline has been changed. •The original picture of the cover does not belong to me. ©️Copyrights, Senoradanah. All rights reserved.

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Call it Love

EmiliaI was so sure I'd never see him again. Not that I didn't want to. But not that I did.After all, he was the one that bailed on me. The one who threw away all those years we had for his own future. I shouldn't have been the one left feeling hurt. Yet somehow, I was.Seeing my best friend now, five years later, at my sister's wedding was the last thing I expected. But I never imagined I'd relive the heartache he left in his wake. And I never imagined falling for Adam Blackwell.AdamI wasn't supposed to see her again. Not that I didn't want to. A part of me did. A part of me always will.Emilia Feye was my best friend. Until I left her in my past and threw our friendship away.It was a mistake that haunts me every single day. It was between my best friend and my career. But I'm not the only one guilty. She did the same thing as me.Seeing her now, five years later, at my brother's wedding was unexpected. I never thought I'd have to suffer the consequences for the mess I made and the friendship I shattered.But I never imagined falling in love with her this time. I never imagined falling in love with Emilia Feye....Emilia and Adam meet again, five years after parting and going separate ways for college.They're not eighteen anymore. They're not so selfish anymore. And they're not best friends anymore.They caused each other heartache and now it's time to right their wrongs and make up for those mistakes. Now, in Marbella, Spain. Now, at her sister and his brother's wedding, the two meet again.Except this time, things are different. This time there's anger, frustration, pain, and regret.This time, they're not friends, they're a complicated mess.They call it friendship. We all call it love. ...ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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Paid For My Twin Sister's Crimes

Gwen did a lot of things, made a lot of mistakes, and crossed paths with a lot of people. And, she did those people very dirty. This makes those people want revenge. And one of them is a man named Jeremy.His anger and hatred is so much, he decides to take matters of Gwen in his own hands. He however, ends up punishing the wrong girl. Because he doesn't know, along with everybody else Gwen came across, that Gwen had a twin sister. A girl named Elsa. Elsa ends up paying for her twin sister's crimes.

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Pumpkin Patch Princess

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after.Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * *Noelle Simpkins is sick of working for her parents. Sure, her dad runs a booming pumpkin business and her mom's the greatest shoemaker in the land. But pumps and pumpkins get OLD after a while, and she's ready to see more of the world.When she hears about a fairy godmother internship in the city, she jumps on it. The goal? Make sure royal clients get happily-ever-afters . . . all while battling goblins, curing curses, and figuring out how to use a magic wand. Not to mention shutting down a rival godmother and avoiding Kit, a distractingly cute guy who sells pie and keeps turning up.But as exciting as her new gig is, Noelle is surprised when she realizes . . . she kind of misses making shoes and growing pumpkins. Has she gotten closer to her own happily-ever-after, or farther away? And when the glass shoe's on the other foot, can she stay true to her heart? [[word count: 70,000-80,000 words]]Cover by Erin Bowman and April Alforque

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The Kids Aren't Alright

The year is 1988, and Finn, Ronan, Becca and Jasper are spending the summer at a reformatory camp located deep in the Alaskan wilderness. The camp, named Lightlake, is the last chance the teens have to get their lives back on track, but changing for the better isn't easy - and especially not at a place like Lightlake, where secrets outnumber the campers and myths have a way of coming to life.This story is now free on Wattpad. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]

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The Bad Boy Hit Me In The Face With A Baseball Bat (COMPLETED)

Harley Branson is a normal seventeen year old girl in her senior year of high school. Well, if you call wearing black and avoiding people normal. Her life takes a turn when the most popular and wanted boy in school (Flynn Skykar) hits her in the face with a baseball bat and decides to take care of her.* * *"Get off the field!,"I heard one of the guys shout. I ignored him. Danny cheated on me. I had to confront him. He was the catcher so he stooped directly behind Flynn, the batter."Danny,"I pushed his shoulder."What are you doing here?,"he looked up at me.Not noticing my tiny presence on the field, the ball was thrown.Flynn, that idiot, swung his bat, knocking me to the ground with one swoop.When I opened my eyes, I thought I was in heaven. The blue eyed angel was knelt down next to me, with his face above mine. "Are you dead?,"he chuckled,"I can give you mouth to mouth if you want?"And with that I got mad.

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The Bad Boy and The Tomboy

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase.Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something more? *****Seventeen-year-old Macy Anderson is a tomboy that plays soccer, hangs with the guys, can't stand girls (except her best friend Jasmine) and doesn't know who Sam Cahill is. But when the pair unexpectedly meet, everything goes downhill from there. Because Sam Cahill is the school's bad boy, known for skipping classes and getting into trouble. Not to mention his cocky attitude, British accent, and magnetic charm, which seems to work on all the girls -- except Macy, who has a rule not date in high school. But when Sam starts showing her his moves (on and off the soccer field), Macy begins to see a different guy under the leather-clad exterior. Will that be enough to convince her that he's the one guy worth breaking the rules for?[[Word count: 300,000 - 350,000 words]][[2015 Watty Winner]]All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038

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My Quirky Love

This book can be read as a stand aloneGreyson Blake Rosen-HowerWho doesn't know that name? Everyone with a pulse knows his family.He's blessed with his father's devilish looks and cunning mind. He's already on top of the corporate ladder at a young age without any effort.He also inherits his mother's pure heart. Well, if you dig deeper, I mean more more deeper like Mariana's trench deep. I swear you'll find it.Sunshine McBright is the epitome of happiness and positive energy. Even her name says it all. She's simple minded and detached from reality most of the time.Trying to be happy and making others happy while you are experiencing hardship was so hard but she'd rather die trying than not.They met in a strange way and she captivated Greyson with her quirkiness. Like his father, Greyson believes at love at first sight.They are opposites in every way but Greyson will do anything to leap that gap between them and make Sunshine his.Forever. -excerpt-I was sitting quietly in the middle of Central Park when suddenly a flower appeared on my vision.I looked up and saw a redhead smiling widely at me. My hoodie obscure half of my face so I doesn't know if this strange woman saw my flat expression."I am sorry. I've been staring at you for a while which I know was totally creepy but I swear I am not. I notice that you look lonely and sad so I picked this flower and hopes that your day will become a little bit lighter."She pushed the flower a little so I was forced to take it."Huh you're still not happy. Wait please."The redhead run towards a bush that has a sign that clearly said "Don't pick any flowers. Fine $50." After she picked a handful. She runs back to me. "Here." she offered the newly stealed flowers to me. "oh I also have a chocolate bar. do you want one?"The only thing that's running on my mind was who's this strange woman and can I take her home?Another amazing cover from @Regina_Anais!

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Dangerous Attachment

(Book 1 of 3 in the Weakness Series)All Kira Collins wanted was for her senior year to run as smoothly as possible to make up for her previous years problems. That's all good in theory until she gets involved in a fight she wasn't meant to. By defending Rhys Adams younger brother she just set off a trigger for events she never thought would happen. It just goes to show he isn't the resident badboy for no reason.

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