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Circles | ✔️

[COMPLETE]They say weddings are eventful, to say the least. Anything could happen. What I didn't expect however, was him. My mistake. It's been years since we last spoke- he drives me crazy, in ways no one else has. Being back home and reunited with old friends, was about to get messy.~"Morning sleeping beauty," He drawled, leaning against the counter mixing his protein shake vigorously."Well then you must be the beast and not the prince." I retorted, rummaging through the pantry for some granola I could have with greek yoghurt."Yeah," he shrugged. I put my bowl and ingredients on the table and frowned. Did... he... just agree with me? "In the gym, in the office... and definitely in bed," he winked. Oh. There it was. He's so full of himself. I rolled my eyes, proceeding to make myself breakfast. It's too early for this. ~Follow along as two individuals encounter each other once again as adults, whilst their teenage histories shadow over them with every step. Teen & New adult themes Started 19/11/18 - Finished 25/02/19❗️Contains explicit language and mature scenes. Reader discretion advised. This book is not to be copied or reproduced in any way.

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Knowing Xavier Hunt ✓

|| Featured FREE story with exclusive paid chapters - previously a paid story ||When Haley discovers the truth behind Xavier, whose silence holds a deeper meaning, she sets her mind on making his life better one small step at a time. ***** Haley Rosamond is happy with her simple life, content under the wing of her father. Well-protected, she has no idea of the darkness surrounding Xavier Hunt, with his all-black attire and infrequent presence in school-accompanied by his bruises and scars. That is, until Haley catches a glimpse of Xavier's reality and is made to question everything she knows about family and life in general. The truth, she realizes, couldn't be more different from everything she has heard. Supported by her father, Haley sets her mind on helping Xavier any way she can, and what begins with tutoring sessions, free food, and random acts of kindness blooms into friendship and something a little more. But when Haley's admission into her dream college and another tragedy in Xavier's life threaten to undo everything she has worked for, Haley needs to decide if she'll stick by Xavier or simply be another person in his life that disappears. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]Note: This story is now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today! Find it now in your app store.Cover designed by Holly Thurston

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Boot Camp

[COMPLETE] After running away from her problems for four years - her inability to run a mile ironically being one of them - Whitney Carmichael knows a fitness camp will kick start some change in her life. Little does she expect her high school archenemy will be there desperately trying to make amends. Or that she'll ditch her wallflower status and find herself at the center of a web of toxic friendships and petty lies.And working out? Yeah, it's not so bad when her new personal trainer, Axel, is pretty easy on the eyes...and she has everything to lose.[Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town winner]

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Mermaids And The Vampires Who Love Them

This book is FREE with paid BONUS chapters!Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha ShaikhThree chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!

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The General ✓

Sex makes them stronger. We're at war, and the Zolano warriors need women in their furs to enhance their fighting performance. They're known for their skills in the battlefield and in the sheets, so it's easy for them to get volunteering women. Then there's me. I'm not there to have sex with alien warriors. I'm there to clean their dishes and laundry, straighten their sex-wrinkled sheets, and hope I don't anger any of these beasts.When The General comes to me and asks me to lift my skirt, he's shocked by my rejection. I've never seen this man looking anything but bored or angry. There's a dozen women here who wouldn't dream of turning him down, but he wants me-- his servant; the human with the plain body and the backbone to reject him.

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Billionaire's Disastrous Kiss

When Hailey Evans, an aspirant employee of the marketing department in one of the most wealthiest companies in the states finds herself in trouble with the arrogant, cold hearted CEO Ian Kingston, she pulls a trick no one has ever done.And in return he gives her a disastrous kiss that turn her world upside down. One party.One kiss.And the next thing she knows, she's a billionaire's fiancé.

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The Jock's Blackmail

Unknown Number:Well you gotta give me something! Hell, anything! You can't just dangle this in front of me for the rest of my life!Me:I wasn't planning on it...Unknown Number:Blackmail is a crime, you know! Me:I'M NOT BLACKMAILING YOU!Unknown Number:WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE! YOU GET AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS AND YOU SEIZE IT!! JEEZE!!! AND HERE I WAS HOPING YOU'D DO SOMETHING!!! want me to...blackmail you??

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Mr.OCD's Messy Assistant (Completed)

Jason is a perfectionist, a control freak, a neat freak. To top it all, he also has obsessive compulsive personality disorder. Sarah is a messy girl who hates control freaks.When Sarah becomes an assistant to the Ceo Jason, she intends to make his life interesting. Little does she know, he intends to do the same.................................A Humor×Romance genre short story.#4 enemies to lovers of 56.2k #1 romcom of 20.9k#27 humor of 211k #8 ceo of 27.6k#19 billionaire of 39.5k#19 comedy of 174k ...............................Cover Image (Toni Frost, Unsplash)

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Broken Bonds

Avery Elizabeth Romano had a twin, whom she loved dearly. Yes, you heard it right, had. Her twin was taken away by her mother at the age of 5. Her father was killed on the same day. Her brothers abandoned her on the very same day as well. Sounds tragic, right? There were so many instances that made her want to leave everything behind and run away, to escape the place where she had once called her home. But she stayed, one time after another despite being ignored by everyone in the family. Her so called brothers shunned her away because of what happened that night. Why did she stay? No one could understand.Even at school, she was an outcast as everyone knew her as the girl who was abandoned by her family. She took everything no matter what life threw at her. She clung onto life despite knowing there was no meaning to it. Just because of a promise she made. She did not want to go back on her promise.The once kind and cheerful girl was now replaced with a cold facade, pretending everything was all right when nothing was. It's funny how everyone realise someone's worth only when they are gone. But the sad question was, will anyone even notice Avery's worth despite that she was gone?A/N: as usual I'm still bad at descriptions but I'm so glad to be back on wattpad writing again! Special thanks to @LoveHadley for the cover design!🙆🏻❤️17/9/22: 1k views!23/9/22: 3k views! #1 in sister👭 #3 in mafia🔫24/9/22: 4k views! #1 in ties25/9/22: 200 votes & 6k views!29/9/22: 300 votes1/10/22: 10k views!2/10/22: #2 in brothers👬4/10/22: 20k views! #1 in regrets & #2 in hatred5/10/22: #1 in brothers! 1k votes!6/10/22: #1 in hatred & misunderstanding9/10/22: 43k views!❤️15/10/22: #1 in rich🤑19/10/22: 100k views🙂25/10/22: #1 in dead12/11/22: 200k views14/12/22: #1 in company29/12/22: 10k votes

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The First She ✓

In a freak accident, Kira, a NASA scientist, is teleported to a planet that has no women. When she's saved by an alien that thinks she's a boy, she fights to keep herself alive and her gender a secret. - • - Vrox's life has always been tranqil, until a troublesome boy with endless secrets crashes onto his lap.

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Stop That Hacker!

The Devil's den; a notorious hangout for high school seniors, computer geniuses and competitive gamers. And a home to the most feared hacker between the students. Not the place for an innocent young highschooler to find themselves in. Francy's oldest brother is one to be a regular and he made her swear neither she nor his other siblings would ever under any circumstances come near that place. But when Francy's cat gets into a painting accident, she rushes to her nearest brother for help, straight into the Devil's den. Only instead of her brother, she meets the Devil himself. And just so it happens he has a soft spot for cats.

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The Boy Who Didn't Love

A story in which a girl falls in love with a sociopath.Highest rank: #1 in Teen Fiction [July 29, 2022], #1 in Humor [January 3, 2023], #12 in New Adult [January 23, 2023], #26 in Romance [January 26, 2023].

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Never in a Million Years ✔️

She's back and better than ever. Living in Chicago for the junior Law program was a fun year of her life but Bailey-Belle couldn't be happier to be home. Just in time for senior year too. She missed her six brothers, her hometown and everyone else in it. Well... almost everyone. Caleb Kazer has been best friends with her older brothers since birth. He's the ultra smart, flirty and ever charming bad boy who has teased Belle since they could talk. He is undeniably hot and he knows it. He's arrogant, cocky and constantly teasing or antagonizing Belle. But despite all of this, she can't deny the fact that she would defend him if he were ever in trouble. She says she can't stand him, but deep down she knows things would be boring without him. Bailey 'Belle' Kalanski is this intimidatingly intelligent, fun loving spitfire of a girl that Caleb can't help but be intrigued by. He always has been, ever since they were kids. She's annoyingly stubborn and always has an answer for everything. The only things they seemingly have in common is their smarts, sarcasm and love for fun and their family. Shes the ultimate pain in his ass, but he knows that he would protect her forever, even though she really didn't need. He couldn't deny the fact that things wouldn't be the same without her.Through nightly talks and their constant bickering the two suprisingly grow closer. What happens when, to both of their confusion and dismay, feelings start to bloom?What happens when both of their worlds come crashing down around them? They say a lot can change within a year, and although Belle likes to let go of most of the turmoil that's happened througout her life, this year would definitely be impossible to forget, no matter how hard she tried. 'Never in a Million Years' is the hilarious and heartbreaking tale of Bailey-Belle Kalanski's life, full of family, friends, love and laughter.

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Let me love you

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. ---------------------------"I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is itreally that hard to think about something niceabout me?"I like your lips" He finally answers with a slysmirk on his face thinking he did something."Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myselfand bite my lip."Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face.-----------------------#3 in cold 7/11/22#1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

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The Artist & The Q.B.

Briar Roberts is a struggling artist who can't help clash with her best friends brother and Quarterback Truex Marshall. When Truex starts dropping hints of interest in her, Briar's vain attempts to keep him away are laughable. This is a pretty humorous story. One of my favorites that I have done for sure. Hope you like it! XO

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Alpha's Hunt

A Cursed Alpha. A Made Omega. A Deadly Game. .෴. Every ten years, Lycanotropes host a competition to choose the Alpha Supreme. Every ten years, 20 competitors participate.Only a quarter survive.When Elise Attwood is offered freedom in exchange of accompanying Alpha Luke Winters on the Hunt, she has no reason to refuse.After 8 weeks of blood, mayhem, fruitless feeling and dark secrets, will things ever remain the same? .෴.#1 badboyinlove_ 28 May, 2021#3 Omega_ 1June, 2021#4 Complete_ 1June, 2021#4 funny_ 25 June, 2021#1 hunter_18 Aug, 2021#1 competition_23 July, 2021

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the unwanted twin

Emilia and Lexi were twins but they couldn't be more oppersite if they tried.Emilia was selective mute, she was taught not to speak unless spoken to as time went on she stopped talking to people all together. Her mother and step father abused her since she was 5 causing her to grow cold and distant. Lexi was the favourite child, her mother and step father gave her everything she ever wanted, she was bubbly and made friends quick however she was used to the attention and never wanted anyone but her to have the attention.both girls had a strong dislike for each other, Emilia hated that Lexi let their parents abuse her whilst she stood by laughing , she hated how bitchy Lexi could be and how she bullied her. Lexi couldn't stand that she had a twin, especially how weird she thought Emilia to be.16 years ago was one of the happiest days of the Rosso family lives, their princesses were born but only two years later Alice Russo ran off with the twins, leaving behind her husband Alessandro and their 4 boys. Alessandro was heartbroken and being the Mafia boss, he spared no resources looking for his twin girls but Alice was good, she had help and managed to hide from mafia boss himself.As time went on, Alessandro and his sons gave up hope, until he received a call he never thought he would have.Book 1 completed

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You in Real Life

Mazie has fallen in love. Okay, maybe it's with the ghost of a boy from school she hates, but love conquers all, right? *****Soon after sixteen-year-old Mazie moves to the town of Dorn, she becomes haunted by the ghost of a teenage boy. The ghost doesn't remember anything, so Mazie calls him Jack. Until then, she never knew that ghosts could tap dance, nor that it was possible to fall in love with one! But then Mazie meets Blake, a mean, popular boy at her new high school - and she realizes that Blake is Jack's living counterpart. This means Blake is in grave danger, and only Mazie can help him, but saving this unpleasant boy might kill her ghostly love forever...[[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]]

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You and Me | ✓

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑴𝒆 •••"Did you know how I felt when I learned my wife wants to divorce me through a fūcking outsider?" He asked, his piercing gaze meeting hers through the mirror.His one hand was resting on her stomach, keeping her close to him while the other one touched her head. "This-" He moved the finger from her head to her heart. "-this-" He pulled her closer from his other hand. "-your whole fūcking being, belongs with me, get that?" He asked, raising her chin to make her look in the mirror. She should push him away, she should be telling him how much she hates him but she found herself nodding. "Words." He pressed."Yes," She mumbled."What's your name?" "Roop." "What's your name?" He asked again, pronouncing each word clearly this time. "Roop Mehrotra." "Roop. Amrit. Mehrotra." His jaw tightened, "Say it.""Roop Amrit Mehrotra." She breathed out, trying to get away from him but his grip was firm."Right, and it's going to stay just like that." •••Two people, one unwanted marriage. The question is, will they survive or give up without even trying? •••

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The Billionaire's Stepsister  [18+] ✓

『 18+ Only, Mature Content 』 ❝Reid...we shouldn't be doing this.❞ I moaned, my mind slowly loosing all the little common sense I had left, forgetting all my morals. ❝I know.❞ He agreed, his voice sendinga shiver down my spine, those twodreadful words escaping his lips did nothing for him to move away from me instead, he came an inch closer if that was even possible. His lips connected themselves on me again, making me writhe in ecstasy. This was wrong. It was forbidden. He was my stepbrother and right now, he had his head between my legs. ▌│█║▌║▌║▌│█║▌║▌║▌║▌║█│▌║▌║▌║█│▌ Elizabeth Baker returns home after two years to find her mother happy in the arms of a wealthy man. Elizabeth, finding no reason to complain, quickly adjusts with her mother's new found happiness but when the sexy beast Reid Parker steps into her life she finds herself extremely frustrated. Falling for her handsome step brother is something forbidden, dangerous and really wrong.#1 in The Forbidden Desires Series copyright kanyelovesme © 2016

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Beach Baby

𝐀𝐔𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐀 𝐉𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍 is a 18-year-old single mother. She is nice, caring, a wonderful mom. She is in her first year of college with a five-month-old baby girl to take care of. She isn't looking for anyone but what happens when someone sweeps in and steals her heart without her noticing.𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐄𝐋𝐈 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐒 is a 19-year old college student. He is your typical bad boy minus the sleeping with someone else everyday. He's blunt, doesn't care about anyone, and has no patience's. Except for with her he can't seem to act that way. What happens when a little baby melts his heart but that mother completely steals it?With Aulora being a single mother and Kai being a reckless boy will they ever see eye to eye? Will their differences keep them apart or make them closer?Warnings in book. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒-#1 in baby mama: 6/17/22#1 in single parent: 6/30/22#1 in college romance: 6/20/22#1 in teen romance: 6/21/22#1 in sunshine: 6/23/22#1 in babies: 6/26/22#2 in good girl: 6/17/22#2 in beach: 6/17/22#5 in love story: 6/23/22#1 in heartwarming: 6/4/22#1 in soft spot: 6/23/22#5 in college: 6/23/22#1 in college student: 7/17/22#9 in humor: 6/20/22 #10 in young adult: 6/23/22#14 in possessive: 6/23/22 #1 in badboyxgoodgirl: 7/12/22#1 in badboygoodgirl: 7/12/22#3 in strangertolovers: 7/17/22

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It's Only Temporary

After his personal assistant quits, a Wall Street financier must decide whether to break all the rules and track her down.

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Dr. Handsome

He's a 30 year old doctor working at one of the top hospitals in New York City. He's laid back with a charming smile, beyond good looks, and has an even more charming personality. He loves to help and heal people. He has a big heart, loves to flirt, smirk, and can be cocky sometimes. She's a 24 year old receptionist at one of the biggest hotels in New York City. She's an awkward woman but a total sweetheart. Even though she can't speak much without fumbling over her words, she still landed the job. She is really good at what she does. She's one of the top employees at her workplace. She's always happy and even though she might not can talk to you, she'll give you one hell of a smile! Something happens at her work that was quite unexpected, that's how she ended up at his workplace. Meeting none other than Dr. Handsome. After she leaves, will they ever see each other again? Only time will tell.Nothing too mature, just a 'vanilla' sex scene or two.

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Falling For His Nanny [Book #1]

Book #1 of the "Falling" book seriesWarning: Mature (18+) Content!#1 in Agegap 2022#2 in Daddy 2022#6 in Steamy 2022#1 in Mature 2022#3 in Lovestory 2022#2 in Sexual 2022#34 in Explicit 2022#1 in Kids 2022#4 in Love 2022#1 in Drama 2022#3 in Humor 2022#1 in Cute 2022#1 in Sweet 2022#7 in Romance 2022#2 in Family 2022#90 in Obssessed 2022****After losing her job, 22 year old Laurel Flynn struggles to find a job where she can make enough money to pay off her student loans and pay for her grandmother's housing. And just when she begins to feel all is lost, a wealthy single father looking for a live-in Nanny offers her a job.34 year old Levi Isaacs hires an attractive young woman to care for his mute four year old son. After his ex-wife abandoned their son, Levi never thought his nanny would be the one to flip their entire world upside down.****Overprotective of his little boy, will Laurel be able to break Levi out of the shell he placed around himself and get him to trust again? Find out what happens in this sweet and steamy romance when two worlds collide.

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Long Story Short, The Condom Broke ✔️

There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them.Everly Adams has a different story than most teenagers would like to admit. She's stepping into a new phase of her life with just her older sister to care for her. Life can get a little bit tricky if you just got kicked out of the house. Why? Just keep on reading my dear reader. Liam Wells has a cliché story. He's rich, school's bad boy, leader of the D&D's ( Devils Deciple ) and he's got the looks of course. But no cliché boy has a story like his.It all starts with a chicken nugget. It's amazing what a chicken nugget can do. Follow the rollercoaster that's waiting for the both of them. Drama, loss and humor all combined in one adventure.This is : Long Story Short, The Condom BrokeBy: prinses1010Word count (108,000 words) Currently being edited!!! (✔️=edited) Rankings :~#1 Teen fiction 10/19/2019~#1 Teenagepregnancy 09/8/2019~#1 Teendaddy 09/8/2019~#1 Heartbreak 10/27/2019~#1 Teenromance 10/29/2019~#1 Teen love 05/01/2020~#1 Highschool 03/01/2021~#3 Humor 13/01/2021~#2 Mystery 18/04/2021

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Rejected and pregnant (#1)

missing father, a whore of a mother and a brother who is emotionally abusive and angry when around her. That's tough enough right? But what happens when her soul mate rejects her after a special night together? Redwood pack book 1Book re-started:16/07/18-11/03/2020Hit 100k votes: 27.07.2020Hit 200k votes 18.09.2021Book complete

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