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"๐ ๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ก๐๐๐ฏ๐๐ง'๐ฌ ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ง๐ , ๐ ๐ ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐ฆ๐"..Celeste Reed just had two months left on her contract of employment and one last instalment to pay off her student loans. Two more months working as a personal assistant and she was free, it's easier said than done when you have a boss who has no plans to let you go! ••
The Four Baristas of the Apocalypse (sample)
When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby.[[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]][[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase:Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJPaperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154
The Kids Aren't Alright
The year is 1988, and Finn, Ronan, Becca and Jasper are spending the summer at a reformatory camp located deep in the Alaskan wilderness. The camp, named Lightlake, is the last chance the teens have to get their lives back on track, but changing for the better isn't easy - and especially not at a place like Lightlake, where secrets outnumber the campers and myths have a way of coming to life.This story is now free on Wattpad. [[word count: 200,000-250,000 words]]
The Boy Who Didn't Love
A story in which a girl falls in love with a sociopath.Highest rank: #1 in Teen Fiction [July 29, 2022], #1 in Humor [January 3, 2023], #12 in New Adult [January 23, 2023], #26 in Romance [January 26, 2023].
Sushi Hotline
"This is Holvan's Sushi hotline, how may I help you?""That's one sexy voice""Excuse me?"๐ฃA sushi loving girl and a mysterious hotline voice. Can I say much more?(Cover by @Mistalee_ )-------Like Dialogue books?Up for trying something new?Check out this book for a quick and easy read.It's a short and sweet dialogue book with descriptive thoughts as well as proper written chapters to mix things up!You'll fall in love with the characters, trust me,As always, keep reading!-AMG xx-#1 dialogue 18/9/19 (25.8k reads 1.46k votes)#5 Shortstory 19/12/19 (58.2k reads 3.06k votes)#3 shortstory 19/02/20 (125k reads 6.1k votes)#6 shortstory 19/03/21 (375k reads 20k votes)#10 shortstory 27/05/22 (595k reads 33.7k votes)
Arc-en-ciel
ใFEATUREDใโญโญโญโญโญ"My pick-up lines are great.""Yeah, and I have a pet llama.""You do??""No, idiot."โญโญโญโญโญArc-en-ciel (n.): RainbowHe's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's rude, grumbly, and frightening to most- ready to harshly rain down on anyone in his way. She's a human sunbeam, at best. She's the kind of person with a sunshine personality that everyone adores- bubbly, nearly always beaming, and looking to spread smiles. Working with your polar opposite might seem like the worst thing that could happen. But around every thundercloud's rain, there comes sunshine. And with the sun and rain, come rainbows. โญโญโญโญโญFeatured in Wattpad Teenfiction's 'Funny Bones' Reading list [no idea how that happened lol][#1 in Adorable | 1# in Cute | 1# in LoveAtFirstSight }[#1 in BadBoy | 1# in Boyfriend| 1# in Fiction ][#2 in GoodGirl | #2 in Romance]©All rights reserved, available only on Wattpad[Cover images do not belong to me, all rights reserved by owners]
The Forced Bride Of Rodriguez (COMPLETED)
#1 in romance genre (1stJan - 8th Jan.)( Again placed #1 in romance in Feb)Aaron got up from his seat and walked round the table towards her while she was still sitting as if glued to that seat. He bent towards her, his one hand on the table and with the other he held her chin so that their eyes were at level.."Listen to me very clearly, Mrs Livia Aaron Rodriguez, you are my wife now. So you can only think of me, talk to me, smile at me, look at me and be around me only. You will do what I say.""I am not your slave."Ignoring her protest he continued,"And if you are feeling very needy and if you want to sleep with a man so much then don't worry just come to me and I promise you, I'll give you the best physical pleasure in this world. Afterall I'm quite experienced in this physical pleasure department." "Bastard!" she slapped his hand away but Aaron caught her mouth and kissed her hard...____________A cold and arrogantly ruthless CEO by day and a playboy by night, was how newspapers and magazines always portrayed the young billionaire Aaron Rodriguez but how much of truth did these rumours held? Was he really that kind of person as the rumours called or was there a different shade of him? Livia was going to find out soon...______________18 Oct '19 - 12 Dec' 19Word count : 34950-35000 approx.***This is my first work and I hope you'll like it ๐ Do vote and comment because your support matters a lot. ๐ The work is unedited. So read at your own risk. If you find a mistake I hope you'll be able to either ignore it or point it out very politely. You can also check out my other book. Hopefully you'll like it too. โค๏ธ
Playing with Fire
Charlotte Wright's biggest dream was to marry her first love, Nathan Carter. However, whatever she did to get him back, she wasn't successful. Nathan wasn't willing to get in a serious relationship with her. Nevertheless, she didn't plan to give up, and she was determined to get his charming ex-boyfriend back. Even if she had to make a deal with the devil to achieve her dreams, she wouldn't hesitate. Despite the fact that this devil was a drop-dead gorgeous Greek tycoon, Alexis Stavros who she hated deeply. The Greek god was ready to help her, but he had a condition. If she accepted it and cooperated with him, he would make her dreams come true. However, wasn't it dangerous to make a deal with the devil? Would Charlotte achieve her dreams, or was she playing with fire by accepting his proposal?
How to be a secretary
Violet is a sweat, small girl. Small not by her age but by heart and height. Lazy, very very lazy, and yet with the potential to mess things up. Now fresh out of college and a complete disaster for herself and others around her, she has to learn the ropes of business so she could help out her brothers, not that it is really needed of her. She just wants to work like a responsible adult, that she is not.Impressed by his daughter's dedication towards work Violet's father, asks Alvin, his business partner's son to help her out and Violet is just over the moon. Alvin is her childhood crush, her prince charming, her dream man, a total hotty.But it's not just looks.Born on the same day but five years apart, Alvin had considered Violet as his gift and claimed her as his. He always helps her clear her messes but he just loves her as his ' little annoying but cute sister ' or does he?. Are there any hidden feelings? Of course like any other love story there should be.. Don't you think? People are always in denial at first anyway so,let's find out what happens.It's not just your regular romantic story ๐
Asher's Heart
Unlike everyone else, Ellie Anderson thought she had it easy in high school. Except for the first year. It sucks for everyone. But her reason was totally different. Asher. Luckily her bad days didn't last long as he dropped out the next year. Friends, popularity and good grades - she has it all. And to make it perfect she has finally convinced herself to ask out her crush. But her plans go down the drain when Asher makes an appearance. Her perfect high school life just turned into her worst nightmare. ****Asher is a heartthrob. Everyone's favorite. Girls swoon over him. Boys worship him. Why wouldn't they? He is a star after all. He returns to his old school to complete his senior year. With a celebrity in the school girls go crazy. They all want to make him fall in love with them. Soon it turns into a big game where every girl is ready to do anything to make him hers. They all want Asher's heart. Looks like Ellie is not the only one who will face her worst nightmare.
Dawud.
My stomach dropped the second we made eye contact. He had long and dark brown hair, which curled under the baseball cap he wore backward. The subtle curve of his nose was covered in light freckles with piercing green eyes and lush eyelashes to match. He was tall and thin, carrying a beauty I couldn't comprehend. I didn't even let my eyes trail down to what he was wearing. I lowered my gaze immediately, feeling my cheeks grow hot. I watched his feet shift awkwardly in those navy blue Vans.***Jannah is a nineteen-year-old Muslim just trying to get by. Her life was a long routine consisting of school, work and keeping her mother happy. Every day was the same and she was content on being patient. That is, until she stumbled upon Dawud; an older and handsome employee at the local Islamic bookstore. A new chapter of her life unfolds, where the tests of faith, friendship and family push her to define what really matters. Will she succeed in her mission to be happy? Add this book to your library and read to find out!
The Hunted { old version }
They call them enforcers-They are the ones that come in and clean up when laws have been broken. They are the most feared and strongest of us. They were the ones who couldn't live peacefully in the packs so they decided to make use of them. Soliditary wolves with alpha personalities. I am not like them. I'm worse. I'm a considered a rogue. Something that must be hunted down an exterminated. I'm not a bad person and I've never hurt anyone in my life but my wolf, I can't control her when I shift. We saw something when we were young. My whole pack was slaughter before our eyes and now my wolf is like a wounded animal she lashes out at times unable to tell between friend and foes. A uncontrollable wolf is dangerous in a pack. That is why I chose to live as a rogue, hiding from the werewolf committee and their laws.Luckily I've learned to blend in very well but when I end up in the wrong place at the wrong time my peaceful life quickly comes to an end. Now I'm the prisoner of the enforcers who should have killed me. Why haven't they killed me? Well because by some cruel trick my mate turned out to be their leader. Now I'm stuck with someone who isn't sure if he should kill me or if he should take me to his bed. Don't I get a say in any of this? How could this possibly get any worse...Cover by @PANANABELS
Boot Camp
[BOOT CAMP is now available as a paperback and e-book from Wattpad Books! Purchase wherever books are sold.] After running away from her problems for four years - her inability to run a mile ironically being one of them - Whitney Carmichael knows a fitness camp will kick start some change in her life. Little does she expect her high school archenemy will be there desperately trying to make amends. Or that she'll ditch her wallflower status and find herself at the center of a web of toxic friendships and petty lies.And working out? Yeah, it's not so bad when her new personal trainer, Axel, is pretty easy on the eyes...and she has everything to lose.[Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town winner]
The CEO's Trio โ
*BEING RE-WRITTEN*"I never once told you I broke the engagement," his words were harsh and spoken in a cold voice but his hand that was running up and down my back was burning my skin, "You knew I hadn't and you still went along with it."There was a silence, the brutal truth had been said. He knew it and I couldn't bring myself to admit it. But he was right, every word that came out of his mouth was true."Admit it Rylee you're in love with me."***Rylee Jordan is now jobless and homeless after calling of her wedding on her wedding day to her boyfriend of 5 years.She is now desprate for a job.Sebastian Reynolds is your average coldhearted, mean CEO. Now a widower with three spoilt young children and he just can't cope.When Rylee runs into Sebastian, literally and spills coffee all over him and Sebastian demands for her to pay for his brand new suit but not with money...With looking after his three young children.With constant trips to the toy store and late night conversations about babies and diapers and A LOT of arguments. Rylee see's there is more to Sebastian then he lets on. But with one kid who can't stand Rylee, a man who claims to be desperately in love with her, an ex-fiancè who isn't backing down without a fight, a meddling affair, a crazy fiancèe and a bunch of undiscovered secrets.Will two ever just get together and look after the CEO's trio?(BWWM)#1 in relationship#18 IN ROMANCE ON 7th NOVEMBER 2017#26 IN ROMANCE ON 3/Nov/2017#27 ON 29/10/2017# 28 - 6/AUGUST/2017#30 IN ROMANCE 28/JULY/2017#31 IN ROMANCE 3/AUGUST/2017#32 IN ROMANCE 22/JUNE/2017
Married To My Billionaire Bestfriend
Ace Valentino is a cold businessman, always having a strong and scary aura surrounding him, which never scared Ava Kace, his best friend. Despite living in two different states, they always managed time for themselves.However, Ava Kace, the perfect daughter of one of the billionaires, never expected to marry her best friend, the number one billionaire, Ace Valentino. When Ava learns the lies of her fiance, she forces Ace into marrying her with some conditions-including Ava has to live in a joint family. Will the marriage with the billionaire best friend turn out to be heaven or hell?
Making Babies #NewAdult
Highest rank #1 in ChickLit โ โ โ โ โ โ All it took was a few minutes for her life to change forever. Six years ago she was saved from an imminent death by a good samaritain. Now, years later, she's offered a deal of a lifetime that could possibly be the best decision she's ever made, or the worst mistake of her life. โ โ โ โ โ โ Is five million dollars ever enough, if it meant giving away life itself? Eva Chambers is about to find that when it comes to life, this art is harder than we think.
Running With Scissors
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!*****When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left?For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Mr and Mrs Nemesisโ๏ธ
Charlotte Osborne and Elijah Hendrix have been arch nemesis since nappy days. Worms in your lunchtime sandwich seems a fitting retaliation when a boy pulls your pigtails in nursery. Fast forward a decade and still, the rivalry reigns supreme. The pair are trusted entertainment during lunch breaks and are well acquainted with the council room. Only, their tolerance is pushed to the limits when they become entangled in a project that Charlotte desperately needs to pass. It's the final year, after all.Though given their track records, she's ready to throw all hope in the trash and settle for mr and mrs nemesis.-Strong language. Like, a lot. Highest rankings#1 in Comedy, Nemesis, Fiction, Hate, hatelove #2 in Arguments, teen#3 in Funny#4 in Enemies- Undergoing (really fucking) slow grammatical editing.
Right Hook (Gaslight series) COMPLETE
When rich girl Alyssa grows tired of the high-life, she joins a boxing gym for delinquents, where she must fight her feelings for one of the members or risk ruining her family's reputation. ****Eighteen-year-old Alyssa Class is known as the rich bitch, the girl with the perfect life - except her life is anything but perfect.Max O'Connor knows first-hand what it's like to have nothing, which is why he's hellbent on becoming a boxer -if he can avoid distractions. But when Alyssa joins a gym for delinquents, their worlds collide, and sparks - and fists - start to fly. With controlling parents on their case and her dad's business on the line, will the pair fight for family or love?*UPDATES DAILY**This is a Gaslight spin-off. It will feature some familiar characters but is a standalone book and can be read without reading Gaslight.**If you aren't reading this book on Wattpad, it has been stolen. Please report the website!*
Chameleon In New York
Sydney has managed to rebuild her life from the ashes and forge one that is filled with secrets and half-truths. She has given up hope of ever finding someone who would see her for who she really is - not the daughter of the man responsible for destroying countless lives. So why is she so affected by the one man who has tarred her with the same brush as her father?Ethan McMasters only has time in his life for one thing: Work. After a chance encounter, he find himself drawn to a woman he is convinced is as crooked as the man who sired her. There's something about the elusive and feisty woman that has him determined to uncover the enigma that surrounds her like a veil.But in unlocking her secrets, will he discover more than he bargained for?
High Strangeness
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ***** After his brother disappears and a burial mound explodes, high school student Tyler Graves starts having strange visions. His brother warns him that something is coming for him. Soon, Tyler's entire family is slaughtered, and he's being hunted by an otherworldly entity known as The Grinning Man. Fleeing to Marble Springs, he meets Serling and Price, real estate agents who specialize in selling haunted houses. It's up to this unlikely trio to stop a madman from destroying the world - by literally unleashing Hell on Earth! (Sequel to Apartment 239.)[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
The baby swapโ
Zoe is a young and independent woman who never loses an argument. She feels that her life is finally the way she wants it to be. She has a great job and a great new house. Her life is perfect.She has everything she wants except one thing, a child. Due to her past heartaches, she struggles to trust men, leaving her no other option but a sperm donor.So what happens when she finds out that there was a misplacement, that she is carrying the heir of the multi-billionaire Alexander Forbes. This might just be one fight she won't win.© Essi T K Cover by: @forgettablewords
Alpha Raven โ
Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?
Confined
"You know I can't let you go, right?" The man asked, voice gentler than I was expecting it to be. I looked up and he was staring right at me, eyes uncharacteristically kind. I nod slowly, whispering, "Go ahead."~~~Ava Williams is just trying to live a normal life, leaving her past behind her. She moves to a new city, starts a new job and everything is boring and mundane which is what she's been craving. Then one night it all changes when she meets Jaime Santoro, a dangerous man involved in a dangerous business. Her life is flipped upside down as she is swept up into his world.
Amalia Ferrari's Bodyguard
| COMPLETED |Amalia Ferrari is the most influential person in Sicily. She has her own travel company and is very successful. Working as a CEO during the day and a leader of her own circle who manage illegal activities during the night, a big threat arrive to her doors when one of her colleagues gets murdered. On top of it all, she is the next target as she holds one of the most valuable possessions. Therefore, she hires a bodyguard, Alessandro Esposito, to stay by her side. What she doesn't expect, is for her cold, stone heart to fall in love with this single father. Follow Amalia Ferrari on her journey from being the most manipulative, cruel, and arrogant being, to the most selfless, kind, and benevolent person.[50,000 words]