c1 mona came home why couldn't it have at least been diluc.... anyways i still got zhongli

group: Venti stop changing the group name

imbennett: IM ALIVE AND KICKING MY PHONE IS FIXED YOU GUYS CANT GET RID OF BENNETT CLAUS THAT EASILY

ssashikanoin: wha

imbennett: what are you

ssashikanoin: a freshman

imbennett: gross. where's kaeya

kaeyaalberich: You're alive?

kaeyaalberich: Also be nice to the freshman we're both detectives

imbennett: if the freshman is associated with you then no

kaeyaalberich: Then why are you nice to Diluc and Albedo they're associated with me

imbennett: i'm afraid of diluc and it's impossible to not like albedo

kaeyaalberich: Fair points

ssashikanoin: oh wait are you the bennett that's always in the nurses office?

ssashikanoin: i've been at this school for like 3 days but i've heard a lot about you

imbennett: that would be me

imbennett: my phone exploded but i got a new one so u will be seeing more of me in here

aethercool: u just can't get a break

imbennett: nope!

kazooha: watching another adam sandler movie w gorou (and i think keqing is watching from behind us)

keqing: i'm glad that y'all watch with subtitles

kazooha: i can't understand anything without subtitles

kazooha: like yeah i have really good hearing but can i process most of what i hear ? No

keqing: kazuha and gorou holding hands. very scandalous

scaramouche: they're very cute together and it makes me wanna beat them with a brick

keqing: at least you're not single?????

scaramouche: that is true. however, i like causing problems

kukishinobu: isn't your mom in this group

scaramouche: both of my moms are in this group they're just used to me

aethercool: someone add the robot sister

scaramouche: Do Not Add My Robot Sister

YaeMiko: She can't type anyway.

tomoswag: gorou shaking rn

generalgorou: you're literally not even in my class go fight sara or something

tomoswag: nah we got a pep rally in a few minutes im busy i'll fight her after tho

kujousara: do i get any say in this

generalgorou: ahehrhehfhsjfh

kujousara: is that a yes or a no

generalgorou: sorry kazuha squeezed my hand and i panicked

kukishinobu: gay

generalgorou: very observant!

dain:

ajaxtartagliachilde: HUH??????????

kukishinobu: that was literally a jumpscare wtf

ssashikanoin: guys idk who to sit with at the pep rally do i have to stay with my grade or

aethercool: generally yes but we're bffs with jean so we can do what we want

Jean!: Just because we're friends doesn't mean you get a free pass to do whatever you want

aethercool: jean pls have mercy on the freshman and let him sit with us

Jean!: Oh I was already gonna let him sit where he wants, I'm just saying you don't get a free pass to break the rules

aethercool: thanks bestie jean . who wants the child

THEONEANDONI: ILL TAKE THE CHILD

ssashikanoin: can the child pick

ssashikanoin: bcs i'm gonna sit with the kamisato siblings since i know them

thomathetrain: okay wth is a pep rally

tomoswag: reading that sentence gave me whiplash wtf

ssayanfei: local football player traumatized by the fact that some people are homeschooled

tomoswag: i'll literally electrocute u

ssayanfei: im not taking this from the dude who got beat up by sara

kukishinobu: itto has also been beat up by sara i think that maybe shes just rly strong bc tomo is a whole quarterback and itto is six feet five inches of pure muscle

ssayanfei: i love electro women

IHATEDAWNWINERY: itto is how tall now

kukishinobu: actually i'm stronger than itto too. maybe hes the problem

THEONEANDONI: HEY

THEONEANDONI: U CANT BEAT ME AT BEETLE FIGHTING THO

kukishinobu: yes i literally can are you on crack

THEONEANDONI: NO!!!!!!

ayato: i think i've adopted the detective kid

ayato: forgot his name

ssashikanoin: heizou

ayato: i knew that

IHATEDAWNWINERY: if we're choosing seats at this pep rally can i go somewhere else i don't like the other freshmen

IHATEDAWNWINERY: actually i do what i want and i'm gonna go sit with amber

amberwantstofly: so true

xiao.: the group chat i'm in with venti, aether, and lumine has been called "361 days until christmas" for like a month now and the group photo is still venti with a santa hat

luminecool: ITS SO FUNNY

monamegistus: can anyone else straight up just not swallow pills

monamegistus: scaramouche can dry swallow pills and it terrifies me i can literally only do liquid medicine. idk where this is coming from btw i just thought abt it

xiao.: imagine not being able to swallow pills

monamegistus: wanna fight

xiao.: no??

kazooha: im the opposite, to this day i have to be held down when taking liquid medicine

kazooha: all liquid medicine tastes bad and it feels weird in my mouth i Don't like it

voltronsurvivor: i used to drink nyquil for fun

chongyun: nurse she's out again

bae dough: Kazuha had a cold a few weeks ago and we didn't have any pills or capsules so he was forced to take dayquil and I swear he died a little inside

bae dough: I didn't hold him down because I would feel bad if I did but it took like a solid hour of convincing to get him to drink it

kazooha: yeah <3

scaramouche: it's rly funny to dry swallow pills in front of mona and the shogun bc they get so concerned bc mona can't swallow pills and the shogun doesn't take medication bc she's a robot

kukishinobu: love how you say this as if it's a regular occurrence

scaramouche: i have Mental Illness it is a regular occurrence

kukishinobu: that makes this entire thing funnier actually

thomathetrain: new hobby: listening to clean versions of hollywood undead songs

xiao.: they make those???? i know what i'm doing after this pep rally

thomathetrain: can someone pls explain what a pep rally is ive been homeschooled since 1st grade </3

icyayaka: it's weird to explain just use google (it's free!)

thomathetrain: me, an empath, sensing some sarcasm in that message

thomathetrain: ok i googled it. it's a sports thing ??

tomoswag: man i'm in the center of this whole thing and idk how to explain it

sayu: public school sounds so scary and gross i'm so glad i've never been there

aethercool: it's not that bad except when u actually have to do work

aethercool: it's kinda fun when u have friends and good teachers and good teachers who are ur friends

dain: I've never befriended a teacher what are you guys on

albedooo: because you're too scared to talk to any of them. do better.

dain: You're evil, Kreideprinz

albedooo: <3

luminecool: khaenri'ahn citizens finally become friends (real)

voltronsurvivor: are ppl from khaenri'ah even real

dain: Yes

albedooo: yes.

kaeyaalberich: Yeah

bostonian: gross /j

dain: Hide your organs I'm coming for them

bostonian: WHAT THE DHFBEJFBSGJEJ

kokomi !:

kokomi !: mona asked who we think the hottest teacher is

kokomi !: as a side note why do we have a teacher who's literally a bird

luminecool: you don't get it kokomi. she's literally so swag

kokomi !: understandable have a great day

amberwantstofly: there's so many hot teachers and you chose the bird.

bostonian: chicken🥵

amberwantstofly: STOP IT JEAN IS GONNA SEE THAT

bostonian: EHFHSHFBAFNN

ganyu: no cloud retainer slander is allowed

bostonian: she looks kinda scrumptious

ganyu: i'm feeling a bit homicidal on this lovely morning

bostonian: im literally starving pls don't murder me before i've had food

ganyu: oh i'll buy you food as long as you don't eat our teacher

bostonian: IMBOT GONNA EAT CLIUD RETAINER

ganyu: okay what's your venmo

xiao.: let him starve

bostonian: babe i said i was sorry

amberwantstofly: venti what did you do

bostonian: i beat him in gamepigeon battleship

amberwantstofly: ok i'm on xiao's side then

bostonian: YOU ARE ALL SO MEAN TO ME WHEN WILL THE VENTIPHOBIA END!!!!!!!!!!! /j

zhongli <3 he broke my record three times today, the first two times were within 10 minutes of getting him