group: dead, but only ironically
aethercool: one time venti got his tooth removed and sent me a picture of the detached tooth which for some reason the dentist let him keep in a bag
barbietoes: yeah lol it's still under my bed somewhere
xiao.: really reconsidering my life decisions right now
albedooo: how do you lose track of an entire bagged tooth
barbietoes: you forget to cherish it🥺
albedooo: okay sorry i asked
voltronsurivor: guys i rly think we should consider fischls idea of making dainsleif our main character. im in the cafeteria rn and he is also there and he's not even doing anything funny but he's just so entertaining to watch
officiallyfischl: i'm glad someone agrees with me
aethercool: give me ten good reasons and i'll make him our main character
voltronsurvivor: aether that is Too Many
officiallyfischl: one: his name is literally dainsleif. two: he's really hot. three: he's 6'2". four: he sounds like a grown up neil from camp camp. five: he sounds like pure vanilla cookie from cookie run kingdom. six: he has a really good fashion sense. seven: he has a really cool birthmark around his eye. eight: he's am orphan. nine: i watched him mix monster energy and coffee together once and drink it in ag class. ten: he was literally a missing person once like search party and everything. to sum it up, he's really cool and fun to watch. do i need to continue?
voltronsurvivor: i stand corrected i guess
officiallyfischl: eleven: he sounds like sasuke.
aethercool: okay wow good point i need to know more abt this guy
xiao.: childe there's a kid in my biology class who says he knows you because he was in elementary school with your siblings and you would play games with them and you all had nicknames. the kids would call you childe so you wouldn't be the only kid there. is this true
ajaxtartagliachilde: YEAH AJDGJDHjf
ssayanfei: childe nickname source reveal??????/ omg......
luminecool: i am in tears why would you keep that nickname
ajaxtartagliachilde: bc my siblings wont call me anything else now. except aloy but does she rly count
aloynotahoy: yes stepsiblings are still siblings you piece of cheese
ajaxtartagliachilde: I MEANT BC U NEVER CALLED ME CHILDE IN THE FIRST PLACE BC WE WERE ALMOST THE SAME AGE
aloynotahoy: OH JDGJEHJ
xiao.: kid says he went by balladeer and wants to know if you remember him
ajaxtartagliachilde: NO NO NO NO NO DO NOT HAVE ANY MORE CONVERSATIONS WITH THIS KID ABSOLUTELY NOT DO NOT SPEAK TO HIM EVER AGAIN I DO REMEMBER HIM
xiao. added scaramouche to "dead, but only ironically"
ajaxtartagliachilde: im not adopting u xiao.
xiao.: oh ouch
ajaxtartagliachilde: W AIT NO I WAS KIDDING
xiao.: i know. i just like torturing you
albedooo: the school vending machines are out of diet coke and i'm about to go a little crazy and start another accidental fire. except it'll be on purpose this time.
voltronsurvivor: chill shawty who even drinks that
albedooo: me tf
voltronsurvivor: nvm i forgot u had that thing .. the uh ... the sugar thing
albedooo: i'm not correcting you
scaramouche: are you the guy who set the vet lab on fire
albedooo: it was a joint effort between me and sucrose. are you the kid with the bowl cut
scaramouche: ITS NOT A BOWL CUT
aethercool: childe rly went offline. coward
ganyu: guys i just saw dainsleif in the hallway he dabbed me up
officiallyfischl: not fair i want dainsleif to dab me up
officiallyfischl: also which one of you is vaping in the bathroom on the third floor i can't tell if it's from the boys or girls because i'm standing outside of them but wtf
generalgorou: wtf why would u think it's one of us
officiallyfischl: is it you gorou
generalgorou: yeah lol
luminecool: did we not learn from albedo's mistakes ur gonna summon another fire truck
albedooo: first of all it wasn't just me. sucrose helped. second, vaping will not set anything on fire. worst case scenario he gets detention.
luminecool: okay whatever u say
ganyu: quick question does anyone else here have dietary restrictions? im bringing cupcakes to school tomorrow and im gonna give them to u guys at lunch but i know aether is celiac so i have to make gf ones. gotta know if theres any other accommodations
luminecool: hes crying
aethercool: THANJ YOU??????????????? UR SO NICE???????????
ganyu: np shawty i gotta make sure everyone gets a cupcake bc exams and stuff are happening. i'm taking everyone's lack of response as i don't need to make any more
aethercool: THANKS SHAWTY IM SO EXCITED
ganyu: ofc shawty
imbennett: razor and i got married last night!
kaeyaalberich: You're fifteen
imbennett: first of all you filthy orphan² i am sixteen years of age. second of all keep testing me like that and i'll transfer some of my bad luck over to you and we'll see how you enjoy organ failure. third of all mr. alberich, fischl literally officiated. take that
luminecool: ORPHAN² I AM IN TEARS
officiallyfischl: vouch. i literally officiated
razor: wedd ing
imbennett: went offline bc he couldnt take the heat
albedooo: he probably went offline because you called him an orphan²
kaeyaalberich: I went offline because I'm an adult with an adult job unlike you fetuses
imbennett: i can literally drive
kaeyaalberich: Can you even reach the pedals? You're like 4'11"
imbennett: I AM FIVE FOOT FOUR KAEYA ALBERICH
kaeyaalberich: Are you though?
imbennett: YES THEY MEASURED ME LAST WEEK
voltronsurvivor: omg benny and kaeya rivalry????????????????
imbennett: this is war kaeya orphan² alberich. sleep with one eye open because i'm gonna set your house on fire.
generalgorou: albedo and sucrose moment
barbara!!: oh shut up you were literally just vaping in the bathroom
generalgorou: UGH dont tattle on me barbs🤞
barbara!!: i literally don't care
albedooo: how many times am i gonna have to clarify that vaping won't set anything on fire
luminecool: why do u know this albedo
albedooo: because i have common sense
luminecool: oh lol cant relate
albedooo: i know.
aethercool: roasted
luminecool: i dont like u aether. anyways can we move on from gorou's vape addiction before i jump off the roof
generalgorou: my bad shawty
voltronsurvivor: guys can we add sucrose now i think shes prepared since albedo and amber are here
amberwantstofly added sucrose🍭 to "dead, but only ironically"
sucrose🍭 left "dead, but only ironically"
voltronsurvior: okay i guess not