group: bennett fan club

aethercool: SOS SOS MADE A NEW FRIEND IN MY ENGLISH CLASS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND I RHINK I HAVW A CRUSH

luminecool: I KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT I SAW HER FIRST BACK OFF. I WILL REACH OVER THIS DESK AND PUNCH YOU IN YOUR DUMB FACE

barbietoes: aether i thought u liked Men

aethercool: see here's the thing venti oven barbatos. i like men. i like women. i like my english class friend who also sits with me and lumi at lunch because we're her only friends besides her homeschooled friend.

barbietoes: remember when we dated for a week

aethercool: it was middle school it doesn't count

barbietoes: bestie🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

barbara!!: putting an end to this before it continues. you're welcome everyone

voltronsurvivor: thanks barbs i was abt to commit criminal minds on aether and oven

voltronsurvivor: so who's the girl

luminecool: her name is ayaka

kazooha: oh i know her she's cool

luminecool: does she like girls kazuha

kazooha: idk i never said i was her bff for life i said i knew her

luminecool: i'm gonna impale you

kazooha: oh really 😏

luminecool: nevermind i take it back i'm gonna let you live

kazooha: anyways i just hit a week long duolingo streak. my family is safe from the owl for now.

albedooo: get on my level

kazooha: calm down arson boy urs is prolly like 2 weeks

albedooo:

kazooha: what is the point of living if we are only here to suffer?

xingqiu: calm down shakespeare it's a duolingo streak

luminecool: xingqiu you're one to talk

xingqiu: good point . anyways how's life . i haven't asked that in a while

aethercool: i want wendy's rly badly rn and im willing to sacrifice my internal organs for a baconator

kazooha: me

luminecool: aether that could Kill You

aethercool: i literally do not care. i want wendy's.

sucrose🍭: listen wendys may be unhealthy but i don't care i will continue to get a 4 for $4 at least once a month i don't care if it kills me

aethercool: shawty r u also celiac or one of those "fast food kills" people

sucrose🍭: oh for some reason i thought you were one of those people my bad. i just like fries

aethercool: valid

kazooha: i go to sonic since the one i go to doesn't cross contaminate the fries ✊🏻

aethercool: shatwy which one i need fast food fries rn

kazooha: the one by the winery

dilucragnvindr: Do you guys have any other sense of direction? Why aren't things by your school? Or like any other place? Dawn Winery is not the center of everything

barbietoes: it deserves to be tho‼️‼️

dilucragnvindr: I'm not sure how you keep convincing me to break the law to give you wine but I don't care enough to do anything about it

kaeyaalberich: I'm your brother you have to

barbietoes: shawty im of legal age

barbara!!: if i have to read the word "shawty" one more time

aethercool: sorry barbs it's an addiction

voltronsurvivor: WHY IS BENNETT TALLER THAN ME HES LIKE FOUR

imbennett: I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OF AGE HU TAO

luminecool: i thought we'd established you're actually only 4 bc ur a leap year baby

imbennett: oh that was taken care of. im sixteen.

barbietoes: benny be honest is albedo Dead

imbennett: you cant prove it 😏

xingqiu: dang rip to the kreideprinz

xingqiu: who's gonna draw for me now

albedooo: i literally spoke here earlier?

barbietoes: i can still hear his voice

albedooo: i'm too tired for this.

aethercool: gonna miss seeing his short self in the hallway.......

imbennett: im taller than him i could step on him

officiallyfischl: i thought we liked albedo why did i open this to everyone slandering him

amberwantstofly: it's ok albedo i'm still on ur side bc u make good salsa ‼️

sucrose🍭: so true!!!!!

albedooo: it's fine i'll just poison bennett later.

imbennett: i've been poisoned before it doesn't do much for me

imbennett: i can't elaborate on that for legal reasons..... once all the court process stuff is done ill give more detail

amberwantstofly: IM SORRY????????

aethercool: i'm on bennetts side bc someone has to be for once

razor: me :(

keqing: captain america: civil war (2016)

aethercool: STOPPPPP

albedooo: okay i'll put an end to this. even though bennett is a leap year baby, he's still been around the earth 16 times, so he is 16 years old despite only having four real birthdays.

imbennett: peace treaty accepted. now to deal with kaeya

luminecool: that was so????? professional???? and it worked????? albedo kreideprinz for president

albedooo: the implication that i would ever be a politician is sickening. never again.

luminecool: omg so true ur better than that

imbennett: how old am i, kaeya alberich? answer wisely.

kaeyaalberich: Sixteen. Can I live in peace now

imbennett: correct answer! thanks :)

keqing: glad we all survived that

barbietoes: i want a shirt that says "i survived bennett's homicidal arc and all i got was this stupid shirt"

keqing: albedo should draw a design for it

albedooo: i'm down.

keqing: you heard that folks, he's down. make it happen

generalgorou: would you guys still lvoe me if i was an adam sandler fan

luminecool: IM HIS #1 FAN WHAT U MEAN

generalgorou: i take that as a yes

luminecool: THATS MY DAWG IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION??

generalgorou: actually i don't trust u guys if u don't like adam sandler

luminecool: NEITHER DO I WHO THE FRICK DOESNT??!!

barbietoes: GOROU I AM FLABBERGASTED THAT U EVEN PRESENTED THIS AS A DEBATE??

generalgorou: i had to be sure we were all cultured

luminecool:

luminecool: lumi and oven italianphobic besties arc?

barbietoes: ‼️

barbietoes: hmmm who should be my harassment target for the day

aethercool: -ms shogun waking up every morning

luminecool: STOP SO TRUE SHE HAS NO CHILL

barbietoes: hmmmmmmmmm

luminecool: ms shogun writing in her lesson plans to deliberately be mean to me

barbietoes: zhongli. whats ur favorite nfl team.

Zhongli: What?

barbietoes: answer the question

Zhongli: Football doesn't interest me.

barbietoes: DID I ASK IF IT INTERESTED U??????

ajaxtartagliachilde: i have an answer😏

barbietoes: would love to hear it

ajaxtartagliachilde: GO PATS🇺🇸⚾

ajaxtartagliachilde: WRONG EMOJI I SWEAR I KNOW WHAT SPORTS ARE

ajaxtartagliachilde: GO PATS🇺🇸🏈

barbietoes: SO TRUE GO PATS!!!!! UR SO MUCH BETTER THAN UR FIANCE. NOT SORRY ZHONGLI

Zhongli: I'm not gonna ask.

aethercool: childe goes afk for like 3 days and comes back calling the patriots a baseball team

scaramouche: living up to his nickname

ajaxtartagliachilde: i will KILL YOU SCARAMOUCHY