group: xiaovenphobic

xingqiu: IT IS LITERALLY FREEZING WHY CANT WE HAVE ONE WARM DAY IM LOSING MY MIND

scaramouche: it's literally not even cold

xingqiu: full offense but you're definitely the kid in middle school who would stand outside in the cold in shorts and a t shirt and complain abt how it wasn't even cold and ppl were overreacting

scaramouche: i was homeschooled in middle school but yeah that would've been me

thomathetrain: wtf we could've been homeschooler buddies why did u move WHY AM I TJE ONLY HOMESCHOOLER HERE

scaramouche: idk my mom said i needed friends that weren't childe or aloy

ajaxtartagliachilde: i'm still ur bff right bestie scara !!!! we're besties 4 life right scara !!!!!

scaramouche: i guess

ayaka: thoma just add sayu or something

thomathetrain: oh wait yeah

thomathetrain: she's young tho

monamegistus: i think it'd be funny to have a child here tbh

aethercool: albedo won't let me add klee, i don't have diona's number, and qiqi doesn't have a phone so yeah thoma go ahead

albedooo: klee would probably like it here but she's literally 8 so she doesn't get to join yet.

thomathetrain added sayu to "xiaovenphobic"

thomathetrain: sayu wake up

sayu: im literally awake

aethercool: intro now

sayu: no thanks ayato says not to talk to strangers

ayato: it's just aether what harm can he cause

sayu: oh yeah true

sayu: there's other people though

ayato: do your intro child

sayu: okay im sayu im 13 im homeschooled and my debate club is my pride and joy

sayu: ඞ

sayu: amogus

barbietoes: i like this kid

sayu: idk who you are. why is your name barbietoes.  ayato what is this

ayato: listen it's fun here i swear just go with it

voltronsurvivor: 13 omg a whole baby 🥺🥺

sayu: your mother never loved you

voltronsurvivor: HELP??

THEONEANDONI: SAYU!!!!!!!

sayu: get that thing away from me

THEONEANDONI: BRO

sayu: i beat you in a fight in a walmart parking lot once and you started crying you concern me

kazooha: didn't sara beat you up in a dennys parking lot??? itto just stay away from parking lots. and women

scaramouche: this dude is just fr getting his ass kicked everywhere he goes

sayu: haha. you said ass

scaramouche: congrats you can read

sayu: okay i was laughing because you're funny but if you're just gonna sass me i'm going back to bed

sayu: im a minor so u can't be mean to me😐 /joke

scaramouche: you're a middle schooler i can say what i want

sayu: i skipped a grade im a freshman do you want me to fight you in a parking lot too because i won't hesitate (except it'll be tomorrow because i wanna go to bed)

sayu: i am going to bed actually bye

generalgorou: scaramouche do you actually have beef with a 13 year old

luminecool: telling his mom fr fr

scaramouche: i have beef with literally everybody except albedo because he's albedo

luminecool: that's so valid also i think kaeya is gonna kill us if we keep complimenting albedo

kaeyaalberich: No I'm actually really glad you guys remind him that he's loved

kaeyaalberich: Albedo I love you and so does everyone else

albedooo: i love you too

albedooo: and everyone else, i guess. /j

luminecool: im cryi  ng

luminecool: sobbing my eyes out in ms shoguns class fr

THEONEANDONI: WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY?!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?

dilucragnvindr: Gross

barbietoes: diluc homophobic real ????

dilucragnvindr: I am literally bisexual

barbietoes: so ur just kaebedophobic

dilucragnvindr: Yep

kaeyaalberich: Rude

razor: Q

barbietoes: that's so true razor

razor:

razor: bennyyet :]

luminecool: cute !!

razor: very cute benny

sayu: this is wholesome

thomathetrain: it gets worse

sayu: good i like mayhem

kazooha: i wanna hang out w gorou (and i guess the rest of my friends) but class .... hate this school

THEONEANDONI: THE DAYS ALMOST OVER BAY BEE U WILL BE REUNITED!!!!!!

generalgorou: yeah there's like 5 minutes left but it's prolly gonna be the longest 5 minutes of my life

kazooha: exactly

aethercool: ok that's our yearly dose of acceptable relationship talk time for a lovely little subject change

aethercool: kazuha your friend group confuses me who is all in it

kazooha: uhh it's me, gorou, scaramouche, kokomi, tomo, and i think itto

THEONEANDONI: U THINK??????

kazooha: sometimes you're there sometimes you're not you're like a divorced parent

THEONEANDONI: LMAO OK FAIR

bangbang: kokomi is hot

bangbang: i love women

luminecool: so true

generalgorou: i'll kill you

luminecool: ok take it down a notch scaramouche jr

generalgorou: no❤️

xingqiu: at this point i only open this group to update you guys on venti torturing me so here's todays message since he put me and chongyun in a group with him and xiao for some reason

xingqiu:

keqing: a real banana??????

barbietoes: no i ate a fake decorative banana

barbietoes: how dumb do u think i am keqing 😔

keqing: incredibly /j

barbietoes: alright thats it im cutting your hair off and making a wig for jean

keqing: bro give jean a break😭

barbietoes: hey this is my firsy jwan threat ok aether does the rest of them

barbietoes: one day i will turn autocrorrvet back on but its not todua

chongyun: i'm bullying kids on roblox with xiao

voltronsurvivor: you and xiao have a very different relationship than venti and xingqiu do huh

chongyun: yeah we're friends (?) and they're like sworn enemies

xiao.: they're not enemies venti is just a menace

barbietoes: u love me and u know it

xiao.: yeah i do

barbietoes: my face is so oily i want to cry

xiao.: way to ruin the moment babe

barbietoes: i'm sorry it's just literally so oily im losing my mind

barbietoes: im gonna extract the oil from my face and put it on a ham and cheese sub from publix with some green peppers and vinegar and then im gonna feed it to aether

aethercool: HUH????????

scaramouche: literally nothing could have prepared me to read that what the hell

sayu: would that count as cannibalism

chongyun: that's an albedo question

sayu: what's an albedo

sayu: oh wait the guy that you guys were just complimenting with the detective boyfriend yeah i'll ask him albedo is that cannibalism?

albedooo: i mean since venti's face oil is considered a human product i guess it would be? but like light cannibalism i guess. please never make me type anything like this ever again.

sayu: aether is a cannibal everyone

ganyu: hi guys

aethercool: IM NOT A CANNIBAL

ganyu: bye guys