albedo came back faster than my dad did

got tighnari and c2 zhongli and c1 collei so true of me. i still don't have shinobu though. i exited my dilucless era and entered my shinobuless era and it's truly a tragedy
also i really like yukito ayatsuji can you guys tell

group: Diluc gets no bitches

tomo: going to inject this 7-11 coke slurpee directly into my bloodstream

tomo: TGEGORUP NAME????

diluc: I hate my brother.

kaeya: The feeling is mutual <3

aether: albedo puts up with so much

albedo: yeah.

albedo: anyways, i figured out how to get the usernames back. except only i can change them.

albedo changed scaramouche's name to stepstoolfly

stepstoolfly: wtf

albedo: scara means step stool in romanian. mouche means fly in french. you're step stool fly now.

stepstoolfly: im detransitioning my name isnt scaramouche anymore

albedo: anyways. didn't you guys start school again today? how's that going?

ganyu: thanks for asking! it's on fire /srs

albedo:

albedo: it's literally day one.

ganyu: yeah we're just as confused

hu tao: sucrose is continuing your legacy

sucrose: i literally had nothing to do with this i swear

albedo: i'm not there so you guys can't blame it on me.

amber: CAN SOMEONE LOCATE COLLEI ITS HER FIRST DAY THERE AND SHE WONT YEXT ME BACK SHE HAS GREEN HAIR AND SHES A SOPHOMORE

heizou: on it

heizou: got her

amber: what in the ranpo edogawa

heizou: i prefer yukito ayatsuji

heizou added collei to "Diluc gets no bitches"

collei: hi i'm fine!! this is very funny actually

ganyu: hi idk who you are but fun fact this is the third time this has happened

albedo: the first time it was my fault. the second time it was electrical.

albedo: i'm so glad i graduated.

collei: oh !!

heizou: i have venti-walmart in my backpack i must keep him safe

hu tao: STOP UR CARRYIN G HIM AROUND???

heizou: im literally yukito ayatsuji in the flesh of course i am

hu tao: hold on i need to google something

hu tao: ok yeah that's funny

amber: now that my basically little sister (collei) is here i think its time to add my gf

amber added eula to "Diluc gets no bitches"

eula: i do not know who diluc is, but i admire the fact that he is so chronically bitchless that the group had to be named that.

kaeya: CRYING

IHATEDAWNWINERY: oh i like her

stepstoolfly: does anyone know why the school was on fire i don't feel like asking my mothers

heizou: my intuition says it was the adventure trio

heizou: anyone care to explain? fischl? bennett? razor?

amber: BENNETT????????!!!!!!!

kaeya: Idk what Bennett is being accused of but whatever it is he's innocent

jean: Why is it always someone from this group.

collei: i am terrified of this group and i've been here for 5 minutes

amber: yeah it's like that

bennett: LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN

dottore: I love this school!

regrator: Of course you do.

bennett: SO FISCHL AND RAZOR AND I WERE TRYING TO DO A MENTOS COKE ROCKET RIGHT

bennett: SO WE GET THE COKE AND MENTOS AND DECIDE TO ADD SOME PYRO AND ELECTRO FOR FUNSIES

bennett: AND OBVIOUSLY IT EXPLODED VIOLENTLY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS

aether: i really want some raw lettuce rn

aether: hey is the school actually on fire.

ganyu: hi aether! it is

aether: day fricking one.

bennett: IMSORRY

razor: razor is not sorry . .funny

lisa: So true Razor

razor: razor brother is upset

razor added cyno to "Diluc gets no bitches"

cyno: i'm not upset i think it's funny

amber: CYNO???????????

cyno: AMBER?????????

collei: collei

cyno: COLLEI?????????

collei: CYNO!!!!!!!!!!!!

cyno: COLLEI!!!!!!!!!!

aether: hello what just happened

cyno: my brother set the school on fire and i've reunited with my childhood best friends what a day

cyno: and it's literally 10am

cyno: senior year starting off strong fr

aether: it's the power of this gc

aether: making this was the best mistake ever fr

kazuha: i'm gonna go lick the fire

aether: i take it back it was just a mistake

eula: why would you lick the fire?

kazuha: i need to feel an emotion

eula: understandable. let me know if it tastes good.

rosaria: making avocado toast

rosaria: i love being graduated

rosaria: IS THE DAMN SCHOOL ON FIRE LMAOOOOOOOO

rosaria: nice job albedo

albedo: i graduated too, rosaria.

rosaria: yeah but i figured you'd go back or something and hang out idk

albedo: no.

cyno added tighnari to "Diluc gets no bitches"

tighnari: oh no

collei: hi tighnari !!

tighnari: no i've heard about this group let me out

luminecool: can't believe my little brother is the source of our school's urban legend

aethercool: im five minutes younger . find some bleach and put a straw in it

cyno: i'm drinking the most delectable ginger ale rn

tighnari: the school almost exploded cyno

cyno: and was that caused by me drinking ginger ale?

heizou: new people hello

heizou: are you gay

tighnari: ???HELLO

cyno: yeah

tighnari: yeah

collei: idk i'm just here

eula: very much so, yes.

heizou: sick

bennett: so are we gonna go to jail for this or

albedo: based on the fact that i'm not in jail, i'm gonna say no.

cyno: fun fact my collarbone is broken rn

amber: ??CYNO

cyno: i fell off my electric skateboard

cyno: it was funny

tighnari: it was not funny

cyno: it was very funny

cyno: hilarious even

collei: do we get to go home? or do we just stand here until the fire is gone

jean: Probably the same thing as last time, we'll get the fire gone and then you go to lunch and then home.

jean: This has been a very eventful first day. I feel like I should've expected this.

shinobu: who wants to set the school on fire tomorrow with me

shinobu: let's get a streak going fr

jean: I don't care anymore. Do what you want.

shinobu: pyro vision havers who wants to join me

hu tao: bet i love chaos

kazuha: scaramouche just put me in a headlock and went "hug"

stepstoolfly: i'm so kind

shinobu: what if i just started walking home

cyno: i would but i'm restricted from most physical activities rn

cyno: i enjoy running this is torture

tighnari: maybe don't break your collarbone next time

cyno: you're so affectionate <3

venti: I SLEPT IN A ND MISSED SCHOOL HELLO OMG

venti: oh its on fire

venti: man y'all need to chill

razor: no . not taking opinion of star bucks size

venti: HELLO??????????????????????????????

venti: cant believe i just got betrayed by razor

eula: is it truly betrayal if he is simply stating facts? your name is a starbucks size. i will have vengeance for this. 

venti: am i having a stroke who are you people

heizou: eula is amber's gf, collei is amber's best friend/basically little sister, cyno is razor's brother and is friends with amber and collei, and tighnari is cyno's bf i think

venti: thanks my little library 

heizou: of course my pookie wookie italian starbucks cup

venti: IM NOT ITALIAN IM NOT IM NOT

aether: sounds like something an italian would say

venti: i hate u aether

aether: mwah /p

shinobu: going to lunch so true

shinobu: i have to continue itto's legacy should i pick up a vending machine and take it home with me

ayato: do it. make him proud

shinobu: it's what he would want <3 missing u forever itto

itto: HELLO I AM HERE

ayato: i can still hear his voice

itto: I AM NOT DEAD I JUST GRADUATED

shinobu: i miss him every day

itto: THIS IS SLANDER

shinobu: vending machine acquired i'm gonna bring it to itto's grave (the tree where he put the photo of his abs)

itto: IM SO PROUD OF U FOR CONTINUING MY LEGACY

shinobu: thanks bestie someone's gotta do it

shinobu: i think razor and cyno are the funniest siblings here bc one of them has a broken collarbone and the other just set the school on fire

cyno: we're iconic fr

razor: hyour .mother

shinobu:






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