got tighnari and c2 zhongli and c1 collei so true of me. i still don't have shinobu though. i exited my dilucless era and entered my shinobuless era and it's truly a tragedy
also i really like yukito ayatsuji can you guys tell
group: Diluc gets no bitches
tomo: going to inject this 7-11 coke slurpee directly into my bloodstream
tomo: TGEGORUP NAME????
diluc: I hate my brother.
kaeya: The feeling is mutual <3
aether: albedo puts up with so much
albedo: yeah.
albedo: anyways, i figured out how to get the usernames back. except only i can change them.
albedo changed scaramouche's name to stepstoolfly
stepstoolfly: wtf
albedo: scara means step stool in romanian. mouche means fly in french. you're step stool fly now.
stepstoolfly: im detransitioning my name isnt scaramouche anymore
albedo: anyways. didn't you guys start school again today? how's that going?
ganyu: thanks for asking! it's on fire /srs
albedo:
albedo: it's literally day one.
ganyu: yeah we're just as confused
hu tao: sucrose is continuing your legacy
sucrose: i literally had nothing to do with this i swear
albedo: i'm not there so you guys can't blame it on me.
amber: CAN SOMEONE LOCATE COLLEI ITS HER FIRST DAY THERE AND SHE WONT YEXT ME BACK SHE HAS GREEN HAIR AND SHES A SOPHOMORE
heizou: on it
heizou: got her
amber: what in the ranpo edogawa
heizou: i prefer yukito ayatsuji
heizou added collei to "Diluc gets no bitches"
collei: hi i'm fine!! this is very funny actually
ganyu: hi idk who you are but fun fact this is the third time this has happened
albedo: the first time it was my fault. the second time it was electrical.
albedo: i'm so glad i graduated.
collei: oh !!
heizou: i have venti-walmart in my backpack i must keep him safe
hu tao: STOP UR CARRYIN G HIM AROUND???
heizou: im literally yukito ayatsuji in the flesh of course i am
hu tao: hold on i need to google something
hu tao: ok yeah that's funny
amber: now that my basically little sister (collei) is here i think its time to add my gf
amber added eula to "Diluc gets no bitches"
eula: i do not know who diluc is, but i admire the fact that he is so chronically bitchless that the group had to be named that.
kaeya: CRYING
IHATEDAWNWINERY: oh i like her
stepstoolfly: does anyone know why the school was on fire i don't feel like asking my mothers
heizou: my intuition says it was the adventure trio
heizou: anyone care to explain? fischl? bennett? razor?
amber: BENNETT????????!!!!!!!
kaeya: Idk what Bennett is being accused of but whatever it is he's innocent
jean: Why is it always someone from this group.
collei: i am terrified of this group and i've been here for 5 minutes
amber: yeah it's like that
bennett: LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN
dottore: I love this school!
regrator: Of course you do.
bennett: SO FISCHL AND RAZOR AND I WERE TRYING TO DO A MENTOS COKE ROCKET RIGHT
bennett: SO WE GET THE COKE AND MENTOS AND DECIDE TO ADD SOME PYRO AND ELECTRO FOR FUNSIES
bennett: AND OBVIOUSLY IT EXPLODED VIOLENTLY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
aether: i really want some raw lettuce rn
aether: hey is the school actually on fire.
ganyu: hi aether! it is
aether: day fricking one.
bennett: IMSORRY
razor: razor is not sorry . .funny
lisa: So true Razor
razor: razor brother is upset
razor added cyno to "Diluc gets no bitches"
cyno: i'm not upset i think it's funny
amber: CYNO???????????
cyno: AMBER?????????
collei: collei
cyno: COLLEI?????????
collei: CYNO!!!!!!!!!!!!
cyno: COLLEI!!!!!!!!!!
aether: hello what just happened
cyno: my brother set the school on fire and i've reunited with my childhood best friends what a day
cyno: and it's literally 10am
cyno: senior year starting off strong fr
aether: it's the power of this gc
aether: making this was the best mistake ever fr
kazuha: i'm gonna go lick the fire
aether: i take it back it was just a mistake
eula: why would you lick the fire?
kazuha: i need to feel an emotion
eula: understandable. let me know if it tastes good.
rosaria: making avocado toast
rosaria: i love being graduated
rosaria: IS THE DAMN SCHOOL ON FIRE LMAOOOOOOOO
rosaria: nice job albedo
albedo: i graduated too, rosaria.
rosaria: yeah but i figured you'd go back or something and hang out idk
albedo: no.
cyno added tighnari to "Diluc gets no bitches"
tighnari: oh no
collei: hi tighnari !!
tighnari: no i've heard about this group let me out
luminecool: can't believe my little brother is the source of our school's urban legend
aethercool: im five minutes younger . find some bleach and put a straw in it
cyno: i'm drinking the most delectable ginger ale rn
tighnari: the school almost exploded cyno
cyno: and was that caused by me drinking ginger ale?
heizou: new people hello
heizou: are you gay
tighnari: ???HELLO
cyno: yeah
tighnari: yeah
collei: idk i'm just here
eula: very much so, yes.
heizou: sick
bennett: so are we gonna go to jail for this or
albedo: based on the fact that i'm not in jail, i'm gonna say no.
cyno: fun fact my collarbone is broken rn
amber: ??CYNO
cyno: i fell off my electric skateboard
cyno: it was funny
tighnari: it was not funny
cyno: it was very funny
cyno: hilarious even
collei: do we get to go home? or do we just stand here until the fire is gone
jean: Probably the same thing as last time, we'll get the fire gone and then you go to lunch and then home.
jean: This has been a very eventful first day. I feel like I should've expected this.
shinobu: who wants to set the school on fire tomorrow with me
shinobu: let's get a streak going fr
jean: I don't care anymore. Do what you want.
shinobu: pyro vision havers who wants to join me
hu tao: bet i love chaos
kazuha: scaramouche just put me in a headlock and went "hug"
stepstoolfly: i'm so kind
shinobu: what if i just started walking home
cyno: i would but i'm restricted from most physical activities rn
cyno: i enjoy running this is torture
tighnari: maybe don't break your collarbone next time
cyno: you're so affectionate <3
venti: I SLEPT IN A ND MISSED SCHOOL HELLO OMG
venti: oh its on fire
venti: man y'all need to chill
razor: no . not taking opinion of star bucks size
venti: HELLO??????????????????????????????
venti: cant believe i just got betrayed by razor
eula: is it truly betrayal if he is simply stating facts? your name is a starbucks size. i will have vengeance for this.
venti: am i having a stroke who are you people
heizou: eula is amber's gf, collei is amber's best friend/basically little sister, cyno is razor's brother and is friends with amber and collei, and tighnari is cyno's bf i think
venti: thanks my little library
heizou: of course my pookie wookie italian starbucks cup
venti: IM NOT ITALIAN IM NOT IM NOT
aether: sounds like something an italian would say
venti: i hate u aether
aether: mwah /p
shinobu: going to lunch so true
shinobu: i have to continue itto's legacy should i pick up a vending machine and take it home with me
ayato: do it. make him proud
shinobu: it's what he would want <3 missing u forever itto
itto: HELLO I AM HERE
ayato: i can still hear his voice
itto: I AM NOT DEAD I JUST GRADUATED
shinobu: i miss him every day
itto: THIS IS SLANDER
shinobu: vending machine acquired i'm gonna bring it to itto's grave (the tree where he put the photo of his abs)
itto: IM SO PROUD OF U FOR CONTINUING MY LEGACY
shinobu: thanks bestie someone's gotta do it
shinobu: i think razor and cyno are the funniest siblings here bc one of them has a broken collarbone and the other just set the school on fire
cyno: we're iconic fr
razor: hyour .mother
shinobu: