group: dead, but only ironically
luminecool: TIME 2 SING
luminecool: IM KISSAPHOBIC DONT WANNA GET TOO CLOSE TO U
barbietoes: UR MOUTH IS A HURRICANE SOMETHING SWEET BEFORE THE PAIIN
barbietoes: IM KISSAPHOBIC THAT BODY DONT WANNA HOLD IT NO (im underage)
keqing: YOU'LL LOOSEN YOUR DRESS YOU'LL PULL AT MY NECK AND WE'LL BREAK WHAT CANT BE BROKEN
luminecool: THROWING THE CABERNET BACK
luminecool: IN A BRIGHT BLUE CADILLAC
voltronsurvivor: UR MARILYN MONROE
voltronsurvior: AND I AM JAMES DEANS HEART ATTACK
voltronsurvivor: SPIN ME AROUND KEEP ME SPINNING AROUND
officiallyfischl: what song is this i want to participate
barbara!!: SWAYING TO THE BAND
keqing: YOUR FINGERS ARE QUIVERING EXCEPT WHEN YOURE SHIVERING
keqing: I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAND
luminecool: BUT IM KISSAPHOBIC DONT WANNA GET TOO CLOSE TO YOU
officiallyfischl: what is the song name omfg
barbietoes: YOUR MOUTH IS A HURRICAAANE
barbietoes: YOULL DROWN ME IN THE RAIN
ajaxtartagliachilde: SHOUTING CURSES AT URSA MINOR AS YOU BECKON ME TO THE COVERS
aethercool: ITS CUTE WHEN U DO IT BUT CUPID IS STUPID HE SHOT THE WRONG LOOOOVERRSSS
luminecool: THROWING THE CABERNET BACK
barbara!!: IN A BRIGHT BLUE CADILLAC
officiallyfischl: does everyone know this song except me
imbennett: no i have no clue whats going on either
aethercool: YOURE MARILYN MONROE
luminecool: AND I AM JAMES DEANS HEART ATTACK
barbietoes: SPIN ME AROUND KEEP ME SPINNING AROUND
barbietoes: SWAYING TO THE BAND
noelle=): YOUR FINGERS ARE QUIVERING EXCEPT WHEN YOURE SHIVERING I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAND
generalgorou: YOU SAID TAKE THE CHAAAAAANCE
generalgorou: take the chaaaance (take the chance take the chance take the chance)
generalgorou: I WANNA HOLD UR HAAAAAAANNND
barbietoes: BUT III CANT GET TOO CLOSE TO U MY DARLING CANT GET TOO CLOOOOSE
luminecool: AND GOD HELP ME IF I DO YOULL LEAVE ME BROKENHEARTED YOULL LEAVE ME ...
luminecool: STITCHING MY LIPS UP AGAIN EVERYBODY NOW IIIIII CANT GET TOO CLOSE TO YOU MY DARLING
ssayanfei: CANT GET TOO CLOSE NO NO NO NO
keqing: GOD HELP ME IF I DO YOULL LEAVE ME BROKEN HEARTED YOULL LEAVE ME LONELY AT BEST (LONELY AT BEST) III CANT GET TOO CLOSE
ganyu: LONELY LONELY LONELY LONELY AT BEST
generalgorou: III CANT GET TOO CLOSE (I WANNA HOLD UR HAAAAAND)
luminecool: BUT IM KISSAPHOBIC
luminecool: DONT WANNA GET TOO CLOSE TO U
voltronsurvior: UR MOUTH IS A HURRICAAANE
aethercool: U DO THIS A LOT NOW DONT U BABYYY
luminecool: so proud of all of us for understanding the assignment. except venti because why tf did u need to clarify that ur underage
barbietoes: it's called COMEDIC VALUE gosh lumine
dilucragnvindr: Do I even want to know what just happened
officiallyfischl: can someone just tell me the song name or is this another one of albedo's originals
luminecool: wdym another r u telling me albedo resident hot genius kreideprinz can also write songs and/or sing?????????????
officiallyfischl: i think you all are stupid
ssayanfei: albedo can draw, write, sing, play the bass, code, hack, and a bunch of science stuff but i failed chem so dont ask me to elaborate lol
generalgorou: ong that man is barbie
albedooo: wtf
generalgorou: oh hey
generalgorou: what's next kreideprinz are u tik tok famous or something?????
albedooo: yes actually
generalgorou: bye guys i'm gonna go actually set the bathrooms on fire
luminecool: gorou shut up u literally have a viral tik tok abt ur boyfriend
generalgorou: that doesn't count as fame he's super hot so obviously it was gonna go viral
ssayanfei: gorou has a boyfriend?? time to do some stalking
luminecool: i only know this because of tik tok
ssayanfei: interesting. please dm me with more info so i can resolve this issue!
luminecool: okay sure just stop talking like how brands dm people on twitter
officiallyfischl: based on that reaction that was not an albedo song. so tell me the name or i'm unleashing my cranky ass bird
barbietoes: ass bird
officiallyfischl: i'm gonna kill you venti barbatos
xiao.: kissaphobic by make out monday
officiallyfischl: thanks for actually answering xiao
xiao.: yw
luminecool: xiao wtf u shouldve joined
xiao.: i was in the shower give me a break
xiao.: kinda shocked that barbara knew the song but fischl didn't
officiallyfischl: i don't listen to music
barbietoes: @kaeyaalberich that's her right there officer
kaeyaalberich: I'm not an officer and I can't arrest Fischl for not liking music
kaeyaalberich: Even though I really want to
generalgorou: i still wanna know why the mega innocent barbara knows that song
Jean!: She's not as innocent as she portrays herself.
barbara!!: i run a blackmail ring full of creepy dudes who won't leave me alone. albedo helps
albedooo: yeah lol
voltronsurvivor: that's kinda girlboss of u barbs
barbara!!: gaslight gatekeep girlboss i guess
voltronsurvivor: PLEASE
xiao.: i like how i added scaramouche and he's said two things
ajaxtartagliachilde: let's keep it that way
scaramouche: hello tartaglia.
ajaxtartagliachilde: NO NO NO NONONNONONO NO ABSOLUTELY NEVER AGAIN
scaramouche: too late i'm bffs with xiao so you can't get rid of me
xiao.: now hold on when did i ever say that. back tf up
barbietoes: boutta chase this man away w my fat horses step away from my bf(f)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
officiallyfischl: hm.
ajaxtartagliachilde: rip to my homie xiao hes not dead hes just still in the bestiezone
xiao.: i'm literally not
ajaxtartagliachilde: WHATGSV
barbietoes: my horses like him so we r officially legally wed
aethercool: ugh finally
officiallyfischl: gorou are you vaping in the bathrooms again.
generalgorou: no wtf im literally in class
officiallyfischl: okay well somebody is.
generalgorou: yeah and its not me this time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aethercool:
aethercool: when bae hates oatmeal
barbietoes: IM BAE AND I DO IN FACT HATE OATMEAL AND IN FACT THAT WAS VERY UNNNESCASERY THANK YOU
aethercool: im eating it right now !!!! how does that make u feel oven!!!!!
barbietoes: I AM ENRAGED IN A WAY THAT I CANNOT PUT INTO WORDS
barbietoes: whew stay calm, cool, and collected venti. if needed stop, drop, and roll
xiao.: i hate you actually
barbietoes: i love u shawty
xiao.: i would say i love you too but you called me shawty so no
barbietoes: WAIT NO SHAWTY IM SORRY
aethercool: i am so homophobic
luminecool: aether you literally Like Men
aethercool: and
aethercool: she went offline bcs im right
Jean!: Or because she's in class like the rest of you should be.
aethercool: HI JEAN BYE JEAN
aloynotahoy: i gruadyaed i don't count
Jean!: With that spelling you should probably come back
aloynotahoy:
xiao.: i am going to kill venti barbatos
barbietoes:
xiao.: no.
barbietoes: shawty pls it's so funny
xiao.: i am not your shawty i am your boyfriend
barbietoes: u can be both shawty!!!!!!
generalgorou: girl next to me in spanish just told me i look like an egirl and then asked if i am one. i had to politely explain that i am a Dude
voltronsurvivor: egirl is a mindset and it's one that im confident you have
generalgorou: absolutely not
voltronsurvivor: u literally v*pe shawty ur def an egirl
scaramouche: he's an eboy at best tbh. i have seen him one singular time btw
generalgorou: first dogboy now eboy what's next
voltronsurvivor: ur mom OOOHHHH
ssayanfei: gorou who asked you that question i have a hunch but i wanna know
generalgorou: uhhhh that astrology girl. idk i don't talk to her i don't believe in astrology
ssayanfei: mona megistus?
generalgorou: that's the one yeah
generalgorou: also æther can i add my bf pretty pretty pretty pretty please
aethercool: who the frick is æther
generalgorou: you shawty now say yes
aethercool: fine
ssayanfei: omg yay i need to know who this mystery man is
generalgorou added kazooha to "dead, but only ironically"
kazooha: same
aethercool: ARE YOU THE OTHER CELIAC KID WHO I BONDED WITH IN ART OVER BEING CELIAC??????
kazooha: YES LET'S GO CELIACS RISE UP
Jean!: Guys lol go to class. They're having me do random checks in classrooms and I don't want any of you to get in trouble
generalgorou: are u ...... the vice principal ......
Jean!: Yes, and I was aware of your bathroom habits before you joined this group. Now go to class or I'll actually do something about it
generalgorou: gotta blast guys bye everyone and bye kazuha ily !!!
ssayanfei: kazuha as in the kaedehara one?
kazooha: no the other kazuha😐
ssayanfei: okay im sensing some sarcasm so my bad ☹️ don't worry yanfei he can't hurt you if he can't eat bread
kazooha: homophobia ☹️
Jean!: Class.
ajaxtartagliachilde: what should us Cool Kids talk about while the children are in school
aloynotahoy: idk what do adults talk about. politics? the super bowl? football in general?
barbietoes: GO PATRIOTS!!!!!!
Jean!: Venti. Your class is first.
aloynotahoy: never seen a man go offline that fast
ajaxtartagliachilde: aloy i think we're the only adults here currently bc zhongli lisa and jean are working
albedooo: think again ginger. i'm 18 and not in class
aloynotahoy: may jean have mercy on your soul
Jean!: He has a free period right now, he doesn't count.
albedooo: eat my shorts aloy tartaglia
ajaxtartagliachilde: ugh i miss zhongli (and xiao i guess) this house is so boring when theyre not here
aloynotahoy: bruv lets go get wendys
ajaxtartagliachilde: bet im down
xiao.: childe do you actually even like me /j
ajaxtartagliachilde: ofc ur my emotional support stepchild
xiao.: nevermind forget i asked i literally even used a tone tag
aloynotahoy: why arent u in class huh xiao !!!!!!1
xiao.: it's lunchtime dumbass
aloynotahoy: oh lmao
kazooha: okay so who are you guys lmao
kazooha: i know gorou and aether. and maybe albedo?
generalgorou: albedo is the one who set the vet lab on fire along w sucrose
kazooha: oh i definitely know albedo
albedooo: most people do
voltronsurvivor: is albedo considered popular????????????????????????????
albedooo: yes and no and don't ask me to elaborate
voltronsurvior: okay then