the girlbossification of dainsleif

playable shinobu when






group: Venti stop changing the group name


xiao. added ajaxtartagliachilde to "Venti stop changing the group name"


ajaxtartagliachilde: did u guys miss me 🥺🥺🥺🥺


aloynotahoy: no


ajaxtartagliachilde: die


IlDottore: So how about that experiment?


sucrose🍭: the last time someone at this school tried to do an experiment, the vet lab was set on fire


sucrose🍭: yes it was me and albedo. what about it. the conclusion that we reached was that experiments done in this school always end in harm


IlDottore: I never said it'd be at school! I have a lab


aethercool: AYO??????


ssayanfei: it's giving criminal minds unsub


aethercool: anyways dr baizhu is insanely hot bye


bostonian: no he is not


bostonian: he looks like an english teacher get out


tomoswag: jokes on you i'm into that /hj


kokomi !: sara you should've killed him


kujousara: next time we fight on the football field i WILL win you only had an advantage bc my wrist is sprained


tomoswag: cap


aethercool: HE IS A CHEMISTRY TEACHER AND A VERY VERY FINE ONE AT THAT


bostonian: literally do better


luminecool: don't trust aether's taste in men he literally has a crush on will lamontagne


bostonian: OUT OF EVERY CHARACTER IN THAT SHOW????? THERES THREE PERFECTLY GOOD DILFS AND YOU CHOSE LEMONADESTAND???


aethercool: WILL IS A DILF!!!!!!


scaramouche: someone took my unassigned assigned seat. dottore can you experiment on her


scaramouche: the thought of teaming up with dottore makes me physically sick but i'm willing to ignore that for the sake of getting my seat back because i am on the verge of tears


IlDottore: You're so nice


scaramouche: shut up


tomoswag: scaramouche be so tough until someone takes his seat


scaramouche: shut up


RaidenEi: Be nice.


scaramouche: :(


bangbang: aw scaramouchy ur a mamas boy 🥺🥺🥺🥺


ajaxtartagliachilde: he has two moms what do u expect him to be


bangbang: okay true


scaramouche: got my seat back thanks dottore i guess


scaramouche: girl who stole it was nice actually


scaramouche: kinda wanna add her


aethercool: Expand Expand Expand


scaramouche added kukishinobu to "Venti stop changing the group name"


THEONEANDONI: BESTIE


kukishinobu: BESTIE


generalgorou: oh no


kukishinobu: wait is this *the* group chat


kukishinobu: this is an honor


kukishinobu: yo whys my history teacher here


kukishinobu: no one warned me about that


tomoswag: theres no warnings here its pure terror


kukishinobu: are you the guy that faked your death


tomoswag: ok im really trying to think of a funny response to that but i cant. but yeah that was me


bostonian: Sorry What


tomoswag: its..... a long story


ganyu: everything ive learned here has been against my will


ganyu: im filing a lawsuit against aether for starting this group


aethercool: im literally neurodivergent and a minor u cannot sue me 🥺


ganyu: i'm going to just for that


kazooha: i've never showed you guys my earmuff shark i should do that


kazooha: who's kukishinobu


kukishinobu: i'm cool


THEONEANDONI: SHES COOL


aethercool: ok wait like 5 ppl haven't done their intros uhh kokomi sara tomo shinobu and dottore


kokomi !: kokomi 17 junior and i'm dating sara <3


kujousara: sara 17 senior and what she said ^


tomoswag: i'm tomo i just turned 17 im a junior and i'm the quarterback😎 and yes i faked my death


kukishinobu: shinobu 16 sophomore and itto is my homie


IlDottore: I'm Dottore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ssayanfei: is that all you're giving us


IlDottore: Yep!


ssayanfei: great because i don't want to know more


dain: Okay so hypothetically


xiao.: not a fan of where this is going


dain: If I had accidentally started a hypothetical fire


dain: This is all hypothetical BTW


dain: How much trouble would I be in


Jean!: Can we not go one day without this school being on fire?


sucrose🍭: albedo and i are the ogs never forget that


Jean!: Of course


dain: I never said there was actually a fire it was a hypothetical question


Jean!: Is there a fire?


dain: Maybe


Jean!: You're all pyromaniacs.


albedooo: fake news.


dain: In my hypothetical scenario it was an accidental fire so


dain: Anyways watch this


dain: Did you guys know that Venti is an Italian name


bostonian: WHAT


bostonian: NONONONONONONONO


bostonian: MY LIFE IS OVER


bostonian: IM HEARTBROKEN


bostonian: IM BROKEN. IM SHATTERED. IM EMPTY.


luminecool: brocken ⛓🥀🖤


bostonian: THIS IS THR WORST THING THAT ANYONE HAS EVER TOLD ME EVER I COULDVE GONE MY ENTIRE LIFE WITHOUT KNOWIGNG THAT I AM LITERALLY LEGALLY CHANGNIGN MY NAME


ssayanfei: omg whats ur new non-italian name gonna be


bostonian: idk i havent had much time to think abt it


bostonian: maybe ill steal alatus and xiao can just be xiao


xiao.: as much as i love you, you're not stealing my name


bostonian: ok that was cute and i love u too but I DONT WANNA BE ITALIAN


bangbang: i am once again taking a stand against the italianphobia luca was such a good movie!!! italians arent even real anyways


ayato: there is so much to unpack in that message but we're just gonna throw away the whole suitcase


officiallyfischl: i wanna know where the dainsleif fire is i wanna put ropes around it and a description to make it an art exhibit. it'll never burn out it's like that candle from encanto


dain: There is no fire but in my hypothetical scenario it's in the 2nd floor bathroom


officiallyfischl: thanks i'm on my way. what class is aether in, he's coming with me


aethercool: scara mommy 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔


scaramouche: i'll defend you, go see the dainsleif fire


aethercool: SINCE WHEN DO YOU LIKE ME


aethercool: THAMKS THO IM LEAVINF


dain: There is no fire. It was a hypothetical scenario


Jean!: Fischl and Aether. Is there a fire?


aethercool: yah lol


officiallyfischl: it's kinda small. not very threatening but very cute and i would love to make it into an art display


sucrose🍭: no one did this with our fire. i thought you guys loved albedo


aethercool: sucrose we all love you and albedo but u have to understand. ur fire almost burnt a building down. dain's fire is the size of a large candle.


sucrose🍭: understandable


kukishinobu: this dain dude rly gaslit yall


officiallyfischl: comedic king <3


dain: ;)

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