group: Venti stop changing the group name
xingqiu:
xingqiu: good afternoon everyone the italian has decided to continue causing problems
bostonian: IM NOT ITALIAN!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY A LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH A PROPELLER HAT AJD I WEAR SUSPENDERS WHILE SKIPPING TO THE BAKERY TO GET A STRUDEL IM NOT ITALIAN IM NOT!!!!!!!
xingqiu: touched a nerve there
bostonian: MEINE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT DASS ICH COLA TRINKEN DARF!!!!! WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE!!! JETZT ZOCK ICH FORTNITE UND TRINK COLA!!! YIPEEEE
bae dough: That's literally the little German boy audio from Tik Tok
bae dough: I've seen that video so many times it's like therapy for me
bostonian: AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT THE GERMAN BOY IS SAYING!!!!!! IM NOT AN ITALIAN IM A LITTLE GERMAN CHILD WHO SNORES LIKE MIMIMIMIMI
IHATEDAWNWINERY: prove it
bostonian: how
IHATEDAWNWINERY: give me your social security number
bostonian: NO??;?;!(?;!(!:!;!
thomathetrain: give us your birth certificate
thomathetrain: i still barely know who you are
barbara!!: thoma is like a dog in a room full of strangers bc we all want to pet him and we don't make any sense when we talk and he knows none of us
thomathetrain: that's accurate
ayato: back off
barbara!!: i'll sell your organs
ayato: wtf
bangbang: ayato fr only opens this group to be down bad for thoma
ayato: it's the only thing i'm good at
thomathetrain: not true
icyayaka: i hate it here
bostonian: idk where my birth certificate is i'm looking i swear
thomathetrain: dna test
bostonian: WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE BELOEBE ME I LTIERLALY HAVE AN ANEMO VISION IT DOESNT GET MORE GERMAN THAN THAT
xiao.: i'm not german
kazooha: i'm definitely not german
sucrose🍭: i'm a little german??
Jean!: I am.
sayu: no
bostonian: REÜGH
thomathetrain: dna test it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thomathetrain: i need to finish my instagram stalking it's ventis turn
thomathetrain: oh yeah that's a german boy
bostonian: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
thomathetrain: k time for the new ppl i will find you
kukishinobu: i'm not allowed to have instagram
thomathetrain: i just found ur account
kukishinobu: i never said i didn't have one i'm just saying i'm not allowed to
ssayanfei: #edgy
ajaxtartagliachilde: MY NOSE BLEEDING????????????????
ssayanfei: well don't do that
ajaxtartagliachilde: IM TRYIGN
ajaxtartagliachilde: I AM LITERALLY SITTING ON MY BED WATCHING MURDER MYSTERY STARRING ADAM SANDLER AND JENNIFER ANISTON AND MY NOSE JUST STARTS BLEEDINH
aloynotahoy: deserved
ajaxtartagliachilde: THEYRES SO MCIH BLOOD HELP
luminecool: deserved
ajaxtartagliachilde: I Think We Should Bring Back Childe Loving Hours That Was A Very Nice Thing That You All Did
bostonian: i would love to join in on the childe bullying but i do not want another whole actual entire meteor thrown at me by zhongli because yes that happened
kujousara: sounds fun. geo users terrify me
kujousara: except itto i can fold him like a piece of paper
THEONEANDONI: ILL BEAT U SOMEDAY
kujousara: okay wait here's my ranking of all the geo vision holders i know from scariest to least scariest
kujousara:
1. noelle
-she's noelle. no other explanation needed.
2. zhongli
-meteor????
-willingly chose to be engaged to childe. that's concerning.
3. ningguang
-the concept alone of a geo catalyst is terrifying
-rich person
4. albedo
-he makes an elevator he could throw ppl off of
-the fire incident ????
5. gorou
-i would be more scared of him if we weren't friends
-loses more points for being short
6. yun jin
-she's just so nice i have no fear of her
7. itto
-i've beat him in several fights
-can't even win a bug fight
-rocks for brains
luminecool: noelle in first place as she should be
ganyu: as true as it is, i am obsessed with noelle (seemingly average teenage girl) ranking higher than zhongli (throws actual meteor)
noelle=): i got your picture i'm coming with you dear maria count me in there's a story at the bottom of this bottle and i'm the pen
ajaxtartagliachilde: WHY ARE WE ALL SLANDEIRNG ME TODAY MY NOSE IS ALREADY BLEEDING IS THAT NOT ENOUGJ FOR YOU SADISTS??????
ssayanfei: do you know what a sadist is
ajaxtartagliachilde: nope!
keqing: you guys are gonna hate me for this but i must get it out of my system.
keqing: childe is hot and i think it's time we acknowledge that.
keqing: and i'm like 99% sure that i exclusively like women.
bostonian: not believing it until aether (ceo of calling ppl hot) confirms
bostonian: /j i agree w keqing
aethercool: confirming
amberwantstofly: he's hot in like a criminal kinda way
ajaxtartagliachilde: i was enjoying this and you ruined it
amberwantstofly: cope
scaramouche: i am bread
scaramouche: feed me to duck
luminecool: mona get ur boyf
monamegistus: he don't bite
ajaxtartagliachilde: girl he has rabies
scaramouche: I DON'T HAVE RABIES
bangbang: i read that as babies
scaramouche: congrats
aethercool: i think we should bring back our dainsleif obsession
officiallyfischl: my dainsleif obsession never stopped
officiallyfischl: but yeah as a group you all need to do better i barely see anyone talk abt dainsleif anymore it's very upsetting
aethercool: dainsleif should we bring back our obsession
dain: Sure
aethercool: dainsleif has spoken
keqing: dainsleif is hot
keqing: back to the sexuality crisis chamber i go
albedooo: aesthetic attraction =/= romantic attraction. you can think dainsleif and childe are hot and still be a lesbian.
keqing: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE
THEONEANDONI: WAIT ITS MY TURN SMALL GEO MAN PLS SOLVE MY CRISIS WHAT IF I LIKE EVERUONE?????
xiao.: i'm not albedo but itto's situation reminds me of simon snow from carry on. "i dated agatha but i'm dating baz now am i gay or not" there's a word for that
kazooha: someone else who knows that book exists omg
xiao.: finally i thought i was the only one. let's kiss /j
kazooha: NEJWNFNANFHAJ
albedooo: itto you could be bi. or pan. i don't know i'm not an expert i literally only like kaeya.
albedooo: but also don't feel pressured to label yourself. i've never once labeled my sexuality and i'm doing fine.
THEONEANDONI: OKAY WAIT I NEEDED TJAT THANKS
scaramouche: my nose is bleeding wtf
scaramouche: childe what did you do to me
ajaxtartagliachilde: i'm literally nowhere near you and ur accusing me of nose blood magic. wtf. homophobic.
scaramouche: you're a hydro user you're basically a waterbender and waterbenders can also learn bloodbending so it's your fault
ajaxtartagliachilde: IDK HOW TO WVEN RESPOND TO THAT I CANNOT CONTROL UOUR BLOOD??????
monamegistus: do you guys wanna hear about my best halloween costume that i've ever done
luminecool: yes
scaramouche: mona your poor boyfriend is bleeding to death via his nose and you're talking about halloween costumes.
monamegistus: cope
scaramouche: ☹️
monamegistus: anyways i was a zombie target manager. specifically a manager that detail is very important
luminecool: THATS SO ODDLY SPECIFIC WHATSG
ganyu: that's the best thing i've ever heard can i steal that costume for this year
monamegistus: of course. you have to pay me tho
ganyu: ☹️
monamegistus: i'm jk go ahead
ganyu: let's twin u can be zombie target ceo
monamegistus: WAIT YES LETS DO THAT
dainsleif: Why are you specifically going with Target
monamegistus: bc i like target
monamegistus: there's literally a pizza hut and a starbucks in there AND they have excellent coffee mugs!!! what more do you need in a store
dainsleif: Ginger ale
monamegistus: WHATEGGDSBHWBRH
monamegistus: im sorry that was so unexpected but i am delighted to inform u that target does sell ginger ale
dain: Can I be the third piece of yours and Ganyu's Halloween costume (zombie Target customer)
monamegistus: wtf (yes of course)
ssayanfei: how do you dress as a target customer
dain: I'll steal one of their shopping carts again
ssayanfei: AGAIN????????????????????
dain: I have a shopping cart collection. I have about 10 right now
luminecool: 10 shopping carts and zero b!tches
bostonian: LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO