advice hour with albedo kreideprinz

group: Venti stop changing the group name


xingqiu:



xingqiu: good afternoon everyone the italian has decided to continue causing problems


bostonian: IM NOT ITALIAN!!!!!!!! IM LITERALLY A LITTLE GERMAN BOY WITH A PROPELLER HAT AJD I WEAR SUSPENDERS WHILE SKIPPING TO THE BAKERY TO GET A STRUDEL IM NOT ITALIAN IM NOT!!!!!!!


xingqiu: touched a nerve there


bostonian: MEINE MAMA HAT MIR EINFACH ERLAUBT DASS ICH COLA TRINKEN DARF!!!!! WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE!!! JETZT ZOCK ICH FORTNITE UND TRINK COLA!!! YIPEEEE


bae dough: That's literally the little German boy audio from Tik Tok


bae dough: I've seen that video so many times it's like therapy for me


bostonian: AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT THE GERMAN BOY IS SAYING!!!!!! IM NOT AN ITALIAN IM A LITTLE GERMAN CHILD WHO SNORES LIKE MIMIMIMIMI


IHATEDAWNWINERY: prove it


bostonian: how


IHATEDAWNWINERY: give me your social security number


bostonian: NO??;?;!(?;!(!:!;!


thomathetrain: give us your birth certificate


thomathetrain: i still barely know who you are


barbara!!: thoma is like a dog in a room full of strangers bc we all want to pet him and we don't make any sense when we talk and he knows none of us


thomathetrain: that's accurate


ayato: back off


barbara!!: i'll sell your organs


ayato: wtf


bangbang: ayato fr only opens this group to be down bad for thoma


ayato: it's the only thing i'm good at


thomathetrain: not true


icyayaka: i hate it here


bostonian: idk where my birth certificate is i'm looking i swear


thomathetrain: dna test


bostonian: WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE BELOEBE ME I LTIERLALY HAVE AN ANEMO VISION IT DOESNT GET MORE GERMAN THAN THAT


xiao.: i'm not german


kazooha: i'm definitely not german


sucrose🍭: i'm a little german??


Jean!: I am.


sayu: no


bostonian: REÜGH


thomathetrain: dna test it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


thomathetrain: i need to finish my instagram stalking it's ventis turn


thomathetrain: oh yeah that's a german boy


bostonian: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN


thomathetrain: k time for the new ppl i will find you


kukishinobu: i'm not allowed to have instagram


thomathetrain: i just found ur account


kukishinobu: i never said i didn't have one i'm just saying i'm not allowed to


ssayanfei: #edgy


ajaxtartagliachilde: MY NOSE BLEEDING????????????????


ssayanfei: well don't do that


ajaxtartagliachilde: IM TRYIGN


ajaxtartagliachilde: I AM LITERALLY SITTING ON MY BED WATCHING MURDER MYSTERY STARRING ADAM SANDLER AND JENNIFER ANISTON AND MY NOSE JUST STARTS BLEEDINH


aloynotahoy: deserved


ajaxtartagliachilde: THEYRES SO MCIH BLOOD HELP


luminecool: deserved


ajaxtartagliachilde: I Think We Should Bring Back Childe Loving Hours That Was A Very Nice Thing That You All Did


bostonian: i would love to join in on the childe bullying but i do not want another whole actual entire meteor thrown at me by zhongli because yes that happened


kujousara: sounds fun. geo users terrify me


kujousara: except itto i can fold him like a piece of paper


THEONEANDONI: ILL BEAT U SOMEDAY


kujousara: okay wait here's my ranking of all the geo vision holders i know from scariest to least scariest


kujousara:
1. noelle
-she's noelle. no other explanation needed.


2. zhongli
-meteor????
-willingly chose to be engaged to childe. that's concerning.


3. ningguang
-the concept alone of a geo catalyst is terrifying
-rich person


4. albedo
-he makes an elevator he could throw ppl off of
-the fire incident ????


5. gorou
-i would be more scared of him if we weren't friends
-loses more points for being short


6. yun jin
-she's just so nice i have no fear of her


7. itto
-i've beat him in several fights
-can't even win a bug fight
-rocks for brains


luminecool: noelle in first place as she should be


ganyu: as true as it is, i am obsessed with noelle (seemingly average teenage girl) ranking higher than zhongli (throws actual meteor)


noelle=): i got your picture i'm coming with you dear maria count me in there's a story at the bottom of this bottle and i'm the pen


ajaxtartagliachilde: WHY ARE WE ALL SLANDEIRNG ME TODAY MY NOSE IS ALREADY BLEEDING IS THAT NOT ENOUGJ FOR YOU SADISTS??????


ssayanfei: do you know what a sadist is


ajaxtartagliachilde: nope!


keqing: you guys are gonna hate me for this but i must get it out of my system.


keqing: childe is hot and i think it's time we acknowledge that.


keqing: and i'm like 99% sure that i exclusively like women.


bostonian: not believing it until aether (ceo of calling ppl hot) confirms


bostonian: /j i agree w keqing


aethercool: confirming


amberwantstofly: he's hot in like a criminal kinda way


ajaxtartagliachilde: i was enjoying this and you ruined it


amberwantstofly: cope


scaramouche: i am bread


scaramouche: feed me to duck


luminecool: mona get ur boyf


monamegistus: he don't bite


ajaxtartagliachilde: girl he has rabies


scaramouche: I DON'T HAVE RABIES


bangbang: i read that as babies


scaramouche: congrats


aethercool: i think we should bring back our dainsleif obsession


officiallyfischl: my dainsleif obsession never stopped


officiallyfischl: but yeah as a group you all need to do better i barely see anyone talk abt dainsleif anymore it's very upsetting


aethercool: dainsleif should we bring back our obsession


dain: Sure


aethercool: dainsleif has spoken


keqing: dainsleif is hot


keqing: back to the sexuality crisis chamber i go


albedooo: aesthetic attraction =/= romantic attraction. you can think dainsleif and childe are hot and still be a lesbian.


keqing: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE


THEONEANDONI: WAIT ITS MY TURN SMALL GEO MAN PLS SOLVE MY CRISIS WHAT IF I LIKE EVERUONE?????


xiao.: i'm not albedo but itto's situation reminds me of simon snow from carry on. "i dated agatha but i'm dating baz now am i gay or not" there's a word for that


kazooha: someone else who knows that book exists omg


xiao.: finally i thought i was the only one. let's kiss /j


kazooha: NEJWNFNANFHAJ


albedooo: itto you could be bi. or pan. i don't know i'm not an expert i literally only like kaeya.


albedooo: but also don't feel pressured to label yourself. i've never once labeled my sexuality and i'm doing fine.


THEONEANDONI: OKAY WAIT I NEEDED TJAT THANKS


scaramouche: my nose is bleeding wtf


scaramouche: childe what did you do to me


ajaxtartagliachilde: i'm literally nowhere near you and ur accusing me of nose blood magic. wtf. homophobic.


scaramouche: you're a hydro user you're basically a waterbender and waterbenders can also learn bloodbending so it's your fault


ajaxtartagliachilde: IDK HOW TO WVEN RESPOND TO THAT I CANNOT CONTROL UOUR BLOOD??????


monamegistus: do you guys wanna hear about my best halloween costume that i've ever done


luminecool: yes


scaramouche: mona your poor boyfriend is bleeding to death via his nose and you're talking about halloween costumes.


monamegistus: cope


scaramouche: ☹️


monamegistus: anyways i was a zombie target manager. specifically a manager that detail is very important


luminecool: THATS SO ODDLY SPECIFIC WHATSG


ganyu: that's the best thing i've ever heard can i steal that costume for this year


monamegistus: of course. you have to pay me tho


ganyu: ☹️


monamegistus: i'm jk go ahead


ganyu: let's twin u can be zombie target ceo


monamegistus: WAIT YES LETS DO THAT


dainsleif: Why are you specifically going with Target


monamegistus: bc i like target


monamegistus: there's literally a pizza hut and a starbucks in there AND they have excellent coffee mugs!!! what more do you need in a store


dainsleif: Ginger ale


monamegistus: WHATEGGDSBHWBRH


monamegistus: im sorry that was so unexpected but i am delighted to inform u that target does sell ginger ale


dain: Can I be the third piece of yours and Ganyu's Halloween costume (zombie Target customer)


monamegistus: wtf (yes of course)


ssayanfei: how do you dress as a target customer


dain: I'll steal one of their shopping carts again


ssayanfei: AGAIN????????????????????


dain: I have a shopping cart collection. I have about 10 right now


luminecool: 10 shopping carts and zero b!tches


bostonian: LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAO

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