Hie sorry for not updating wattpad broke ...... anyways i am down horrendously bad for illumi zoldyck

group: i peefed myself

xiao.: today's 2am activities: i am shirtless in my room and eating almonds. hu tao is here. we're watching naruto

ningguang: why are we always up at 2am

xiao.: ningguang i am still going to repay you for fixing my broken charger problem

ningguang: xiao it's a phone charger all i did was say to use nail clippers you don't have to repay me

xiao.: valid points but i'm still going to

voltronsurvivor: there's no stopping him

ningguang: i'll get my revenge

voltronsurvivor: ayo naruto and sasuke just kissed

bostonian: YUORE FINALLY WTAHCING NARUOT

xiao.: yeah

bostinian: this is the best day of my life

bostonian: ahem back to the reaosn i opened this group

bostonian: AYATO IS SENDING ME PICTURES OF NOAH BECK AND IM TRYING TO SLEEP.

ningguang: he's getting revenge for the hydro users

gayato: I am taking a stand against Venti Barbatos.

bostonian: WHY ARE TOU SUDEENLY USING GRAMMAR

bostonian: THIMA HELP ME

gayato: Thoma can't help you now. Hydro nation is fighting back.

gayato: Eau de résistance.

xiao.: fall out boy quote

gayato: Are you a Hydro Ally or are you on Venti's side.

xiao.: idk i'm just here watching naruto

thomathetrain: what's happening

gayato: Hie

thomathetrain: Hie

gayato: i'm rebelling against venti

thomathetrain: oh word good luck

gayato: thanks love

thomathetrain: <3

ayaka:

bostonian: Are You Gonna Rebel Or Not

bostonian: HE SENT ME MORE NOAH NECK PHOTOS

time skip brought to you by me still not having xinyan (Please Come Home)

xingqiu: ayato ur my hero

gayato:

xingqiu: bfu so true

thomathetrain: guys what should i make for lunch

kazooha: hmm how about a nice egged sandwich with a nice butter mixture fluffy egg on a bagel or english muffin if you have it maybe add bacon and i personally really enjoy ketchup and lettuce on mine but the lettuce from the big cabbage circle not the sub lettuce or else you will ruin it. cereal works too

thomathetrain: i'm doordashing wendy's but thanks for that

kazooha: suit yourself

sayu: are onion and pickles fruit question mark question mark

thomathetrain: how do you come up with these questions

sayu: i am trapped inside my own mind

thomathetrain: oh!

kazooha:

kazooha: oops wrong group

bostonian: I LITERALLY JUMPED

ganyu: i give up i literally just give up

ayaka: ayato has a cold and he thinks he's dying

gayato: i cannot breathe and my throat feels like i ate glass

sayu: men are weak

gayato: your mom

sayu: [growls] you're making master angry 😡

gayato: NFNWNFANFN

luminecool: sayu is a discord mod confirmed ⁉️

sayu: [tips fedora] m'lady

noelle=): I feel like dancing tonight
I'm gonna party like it's my civil right (Everybody get kinda awesome)
It doesn't matter where
I don't care if people stare
'Cause I feel like dancing tonight

kazooha: banger

noelle=): i'm cool

kazooha: so true

bostonian: i love hot villains

luminecool: is that about anyone specific

bostonian: no

bostonian: i just like hot villains

luminecool: mood

bostonian: im lying it's about chrollo lucilfer

gayato: illumi is better

bostonian: naw kurapika solos actually

imbennett: hie

imbennett: i like killua

xingqiu: vouch killua solos

ayaka: gon > everyone😁

gayato: My nose

gayato: Hurts

bostonian: cut it 📴 🥺

gayato: 📴 yourself🥺

bostonian: LMAOOAOAOAKEIAOSJSO

sayu: 🆓🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️

gayato: ANDBAJFBWJF

gayato: stop making me laugh my throat hurts so bad

bostonian: 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️

sayu: 🆑🅰️🅱️

bostonian: 🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️🆑🅰️🅿️

sayu: LMAO

xiao.: 🆕🅿️🅾️🅾️🅿️

bostonian: XIAODJAODI

sayu: 3️⃣

gayato: STOP IT IM CHOKING

sayu: finally. perish

gayato: bro

sayu: slash j

gayato: i want to breathe out of my nose again so badly i am so upset

bostonian: felt that my allergies are so bad rn

voltronsurvivor: guys i made xiao rewrite day in the life of a youngster

xiao.: No.

voltronsurvivor: PLS SEND IT ITS AO FUNYN

xiao.: fine

xiao.:
day in the life of a teen:
wake up
fall
sleep more
wake up
get dressed after saying "ow"
take medication
put on shoe while cry cause ew
go to school
cry
find my friends
go to class 1
go to class 2 and slay that gym
go to class 3
tell aether he smells
tell lumine she smells
go to lunch
sleep at lunch
kiss venti goodbye
go to class 5
cry before math
go to class 6
think about venti
tell aether he smells again
leaveeee
take off shoe
get snack (almonds)
run upstairs
throw my backpack downstairs
no homework because cool teachers
change
practice polearm
snuggle cat
annoy ganyu
say later losers and run across the street to venti's house like i'm in a race
open door
hang out with venti and twins
run back home
get in shower
think about trauma
cry in shower
get out
ask myself how i just managed to take a shower
run back across the street to venti's house to hang out with horses
run back home
go upstairs and play roblox and/or vrchat with venti and twins
go downstair
watch ice age with ganyu and hu tao
take medication again
go upstairs
sleepy time

xiao.: there

voltronsurvivor: a masterpiece

thomathetrain: it's beautiful

scaramouche: i hate this stupid baby project this robot child won't shut up

kazooha: take care of our child you monster

scaramouche: gonna use it as a weapon

bostonian: u named the child after me just to treat it like this

scaramouche: yeah

scaramouche: i can deal with real kids but this thing makes me want to commit a felony

scaramouche: kazuha when is it your turn to watch this thing

kazooha: tomorrow i think

scaramouche: good

ganyu: you guys are horrible parents

scaramouche: thanks i learned it from miko /j

YaeMiko: Are you saying that because I ate the last yogurt?

scaramouche: yes.

YaeMiko: You'll get over it.

scaramouche: no i won't

albedooo:

albedooo: congratulate me now or else

voltronsurvivor: WHATHE

voltronsurvivor: i am completely and utterly terrified!

albedooo: i can't give up duolingo at this point. i'm not sure what i would do if i lost the streak.

luminecool: in loving memory of albedo kreideprinz. he's not dead they're just a duolingo addict

albedooo: can't wait to reach 1000 days

gayato: goodness gracious

gayato: what language

albedooo: french

gayato: Why.

albedooo: i don't know. i started as a joke but now i can't stop

gayato: understandable

amberwantstofly: failed my math test on friday #girlboss

amberwantstofly: anyways im in an airport this is the best day of my life

luminecool: wtf where are u going

amberwantstofly: idk my parents said its a surprise vacation so we dont know anything until we get to the gate

amberwantstofly: im just excited to be in a plane again

aethercool: ur living up to ur username rn

amberwantstofly: yeah im awesome like that

kokomi !: itto's toes on my homescreen again

THEONEANDONI: YOURE WELCOME

kokomi !: Get Them Off .

THEONEANDONI: ACCEPT MY GIFT

kukishinobu: another day another migraine Hie everyone

amberwantstofly: What Is Hie.

kukishinobu: idk i picked it up from ayato

gayato: Hie

gayato: why are we talking abt me

gayato: Oh.

gayato: HLP I DIDN T EVEN READ SHINOBUS MESSAGES

kukishinobu: PLS

bostonian: am i safe from ayato yet

gayato: Never. You Can't get away from Me.

bostonian: great thanks im locking my door tonight

gayato: i don't even know where you live

luminecool: 6322 SE Marinated Garlic Sq.

luminecool: go get him commissioner

bostonian: H EY