projects my autism onto another character again
also i love alhaitham and kaveh i love them so much
also my silly cyno+shinobu pulls story is at the end enjoy the show

group: Diluc gets no bitches

amber: i just met alhaitham for the first time while hanging out with cyno and i am immediately accusing him of suspicious activity

amber: insert homophobic dog

cyno: NO FR

tighnari: he exhausts me. "kaveh is annoying" you want to kiss him

amber: FRRRR

amber: like if you hate him so much kick him out

tighnari: REAL

cyno: there's definitely something going on w them :homophobic_dog:

amber: real i'm alhaitham's headphones i witness everything

venti: i'm actually alhaitham

venti: crawl into my ear mami

amber: nothing could've prepared me to read that. why are you the way that you are.

shinobu: skincare time i love skincare

cyno: skin 😏

shinobu: What!

shinobu: are you gonna skin me

cyno: i'm gonna make a cute little outfit for my brother out of your skin

shinobu: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS TO ME

cyno: you should be comforted knowing that your external organ is being put to such good use

shinobu: what!!!!

shinobu: anyways cleansing my skin i'll be back soon

cyno: keeping it nice and clean for my little bro

tighnari: why can't you be normal

aether: in his defense. this is our normal

razor: skin out fit?

tighnari: don't listen to him razor

razor: i dont

alhaitham added alhaitham and kaveh to "Diluc gets no bitches"

alhaitham: Nice.

tighnari: HELLO??????????????

aether: WHAT THE GFAK

cyno: omg hey mr. the and boyfriend i mean roommate of mr. the

amber: i'm gonna set myself on fire

cyno: that's hot

cyno: lmao get it

amber: i'm gonna set you on fire too.

cyno: that's h

amber: 🥲

alhaitham: What suspicious activity am I being accused of exactly

venti: capitals user 🫵

venti: i think i consumed too much alcoholic liquid why am i sweating

amber: remove the sweat

venti: i'm gonna put it all in a can and send it to you

amber: WHY CANT YOU BE NORMAL

venti: HAAHXBSJFNN

venti: you don't want my sweat can🥺

shinobu: underage drinker 🫵

paimon: tone deaf bard🫵

venti: i'm being hatecrimed

shinobu: i completed my skincare

shinobu: alhaitham you're being accused of gayness

alhaitham: Oh. Terrible.

kaveh: it's true lol

cyno: i just collapsed

tighnari: you heard it here folks

cyno added dehya to "Diluc gets no bitches"

cyno: look at this shit dehya

dehya: HSHAHDHAHDHAHAA

dehya: okay who owes me money

baizhu: Hello Bitchless Diluc Group Chat. I think that Dot Jr set something on fire in my classroom and I don't know what to think.

aether: CACKLIJF WHAT DI I EVEN RESPONDNTO THERE

shinobu: this school is full of pyromaniacs

dottore: How dare you accuse my creation of having a V*sion

shinobu: i hate this place

scaramouche: visionless🫵

dottore: Keep this up and I'll tell everyone you're not actually an Electro user

scaramouche: well now they know thanks.

aether: HUH?????????????????????????????????????/

venti: please have a hydro vision please have a hydro vision please have a hydro vision

scaramouche: i have an anemo vision. are you happy now

venti: FALLS TO THE FLOOOR THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

scaramouche: i regret my decision of telling you i have an anemo vision

scaramouche: i've outed myself twice in this group now

venti: twice?????????

scaramouche: was the first time not obvious enough

venti: it probably was i just haven't developed critical thinking skills

aether: i remember i think

scaramouche: i am transgender

venti: OH SICK COOL CONGRATS

venti: gender haver 🫵 can't relate

dehya: just watched two anemo vision havers come out to each other how sweet /gen

dehya: anyways i calculated based on my notes app. everyone i know owes me money. including kaveh himself????

kaveh: i was feeling silly

dehya: i hate men

alhaitham: Kaveh you have mental problems

kaveh: that's so true we should kiss

alhaitham: Okay

cyno: amber can i take you up on that offer to set me on fire

venti: i'm playinf the sims

venti: still sweating who wants a sip

dehya: i hate men x2

cyno: i just had a thought

tighnari: sorry to hear that

cyno: EXCUSE

cyno: you people are mean to me so you don't get to hear my thought

venti: i wanna hear your thought sugar bear 🥺

cyno: thanks sharty🥺 i'm glad you love me unlike my literal boyfriend 🥺

tighnari: no words

venti: also cyno and tighnari and collei send me a picture of your faces i'm putting you in the sims household that i have of amber and eula bc they're all alone

eula: i do not want to participate in whatever atrocities you commit in the sims 4.

venti: i have you married to amber

eula: ...on second thought, i will willingly participate in your sims atrocities. do what you must.

cyno: EHAG

cyno: [image]

venti: omg

venti: hey😏

cyno: is this you saying you like my face

venti: i think, personally, professional opinion, we should make out right now

venti: are you a hydro vision haver by any chance

cyno: nope electro runs in my family

venti: damn

venti: i'm actually the ceo of anemo and the actual real life mothman

venti: but i like harassing hydro users

cyno: i'll find one for you sugarplum🥺

venti: omg 🤭🤭🤭

tighnari: am i third wheeling my own relationship

xiao: third and fourth wheeling our own boyfriends

tighnari: 🤝

tighnari: [image]

tighnari: there's your sims reference italian boy

venti: we should make out too but i'm NOT ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A FULL BLOODED GERMAN BOY

dainsleif: He's lying

venti: kay why ess

dainsleif: Yes Venti😔

venti: just remembered i've met collei before time to make her from memory

amber: she's probably sleeping rn

venti: i'm gonna make uglyified dainsleif and put him in here too

dainsleif: I hope your lizard eats you while you sleep

venti: she can't get out of her cage <3

cyno: venti you're making me want to play the sims

venti: omg make me

venti: [image]

kaveh: you look like you have pronouns

venti: ????????????? HELP

venti: i feel like causing problems rn so i'll get back to my current sims household later . i'm gonna make xiao's family

xiao: i have a request

venti: of course pookie wookie

xiao: make childe's head absolutely ginormous. everything else normal but he has an absolutely massive head

venti: CAKCLCJGNG

childe: pov this is what i get for saying no to starbucks

hu tao: deserved

xiao: i want starbucks so bad pls

childe: i was told to say no ❌❌

cyno: cant believe xiao is a white girl

xiao: i'm neither of those things never say this to me again

xiao: my name is literally xiao

yanfei: technically it's alatus

xiao: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM

yanfei: yes

lumine: guys i met cyno irl a few days ago and i was expecting him to be hilarious like he is here but he is so serious i was a little afraid /lh

cyno: i don't know how to emotions but i am hilarious through the internet

lumine: that is true

hu tao: are you autism🫵

cyno: yes🤭

hu tao: omg🤭🤭

pulcinella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lumine: he's just like me fr

BESTIES. so here's my pulling story. i have been obsessed with the sinking of the titanic since i was 6 (i'm 17) (this is relevant) but i've never seen the movie. so i decided to watch the movie to pass time during maintenance and maintenance ended right after i finished it. now i was SOBBING VIOLENTLY while pulling bc titanic is incredibly sad. and then i immediately lost the 50/50 to keqing (who has been c0 since october of 2021). and then at 38 pity got cyno. i got him c1 with the shop reset wishes too. i also FINALLY GOT KUKI SHINOBU SHE IS MINE she's c2 now plus i got c3 candace w some extra pulls i had