guys i love chiscara. i love them so bad they're literally my fav genshin ship and they rot my brain constantly. every day i ask myself why i didn't include them in this bc i love them so much. (it's bc i was new to genshin and zhongchi was one of the first ships i saw but still)
anyways do any of u like ride the cyclone i am very obsessed with it rn
also im a jade cutter haver say congrats scara (yes thats my name)(yes i stole it from the scara we all know and love)

group: anti alhaitham club room

scaramouche: HAPPY NOVEMBER EVERYONE IT IS CHRISTMAS TIME 🎄🎅❤️💚🎉

kazuha: you are the absolute LAST person i expected to hear this from

scaramouche: i like christmas

cyno: venti i HAHAHAH THE GROUP NAME

venti: HELP????????

kaveh: i am sick and tired of this man's antics. only YOU🫵 can prevent alhaitham

venti: is he not literally your boyfriend

kaveh: he is i'm just pissed rn

venti: heard

venti: cyno what were u saying

cyno: oh yeah i found you two hydro users. one in the form of my ex gf (we're both gay now) and the other in the form of our mom friend (currently a c*llege student everyone laugh /j)

cyno added nilou and candace to "anti alhaitham club room"

dehya: candace😏

candace: Group name so true

alhaitham: I literally breathed

candace: Should've been your last one

alhaitham: What

venti: i like her thanks cyno

cyno: of course sharty bae

dehya: cyno

cyno: dehya

dehya: answer my texts. whore

cyno: yes dehya🫡

scaramouche: not to sound vulnerable but i need genuine medical help

scaramouche: my right shoulder is dislocated and i am in such excruciating pain that i cannot lift it i was fighting for my life trying to eat lunch because i'm trying to power through but i cannot do this anymore. what the hell do i do.

scaramouche: i genuinely completely seriously considered texting dottore about this but i'm too good for that

dottore: Man

dottore: Okay I'll answer anyway since I'm such a nice person

dottore: You've gotta relocate it. You're probably gonna have to come to me since I'm a doctor 😌

scaramouche: while i question the legitimacy of your medical license every day, i'm in so much pain that i'm just gonna say thanks instead of insulting you.

kazuha: scara being nice omg slay sharty

scaramouche: dottore you're a lifesaver. kazuha never call me sharty again

kazuha: yes scaramouche😔

heizou: i would like to talk about the titanic i repeat i would like to talk about the sinking of the titanic that occured in 1912 someone who is willing please talk to me about the titanic my dms are open to talk about the titanic

kaveh: i would also like to talk about the titanic. specifically the architecture have you seen that thing she was GORGEOUS

heizou: FRRRRRR

heizou: our minds are connected now im gonna live in your brain like a parasite

kaveh: why would you say this to me

heizou: i'm feeling silly goofy

tomo: guys sara has been talking abt mpreg a lot recently i'm getting concerned

tomo: kujou sara are you going to impregnate A Man

sara: WHAR THE FUCK

sara: DONT EVER ASK ME THIS AGAIN

kazuha: IM IN TEARS

sara: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FYCKING SAID THIS TO ME

tomo: getting awfully defensive there

sara: IM A LESBIAN. I HATE MEN. I AM NOT GOING TO IMPREGNATE A MAN

kazuha: look at the messages youve sent us this past week and try to defend yourself

sara: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

sara: LESBOPHOBIA

aether: MY LUNGS

cyno: ?????? WHAT IS GOINF ON HERE

sara: IM BEING HSTECRIMED

aether: sara's first appearance in a Long Time and she's being accused of male impregnation

sara: I HATE IT HERE

scaramouche: why do i have a mosquito bite i don't go outside

venti: 😏

scaramouche: you can't see it but my eye just twitched

venti: it's a present 🥺

scaramouche: do you have the receipt 🥹

venti: yes it's right here 🥺

venti:

scaramouche: WHAT

scaramouche: THWT IS LITETALLY MY MOTHER

mona: vent means wind in french. venti has an anemo vision. do what you will with this information

venti: WHAT

aether: mona rescuing her bf from the football watcher so true

mona: had to turn it on him somehow 🙏🏻

dain: So he's Italian AND French. Double homicide

venti: I AM GERMAN

dain: I can't read

venti: WHEN WILL THE VENTIPHOBIA END

sara: SHUT TF UP I LITERALLY JUST GOT ACCUSED OF WANTING TO IMPREGNATE A MALE

venti: let's team up. the saraphobia and ventiphobia ends TODAY‼️

sara: since you're the only person here on my side i'm gonna have to agree

kaeya: Guys Diluc and I talked and we're actually brothers again say congrats

lumine: DID I MISS SOMETHING WERE YOU NOT BROTHERS BEFORE

kaeya: Long story. We're besties again now though

lumine: i definitely missed something

kaeya: Boring stuff just us hating each other after dad died for a few reasons and barely talking to each other except in this group chat

kaeya: Surprise surprise we only pretended to be on good terms for the sake of not bringing drama in here but like we're good now

lumine: heard👍🏻 (congrats fr tho)

ei: Why is there a photo of me?

venti: omg hi scara mommy 😏 i have a question😏

ei: Hello, Venti. Ask away.

venti: can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

ei: What the fuck.

scaramouche: THAT IS LITERALLY MY MOTHER

scaramouche: I AM SO DISGUSTED

scaramouche: is there a way i could like switch my vision i don't want to be associated with venti like at all

dottore: I could run a few tests to see

scaramouche: nope that's actually worse than having the same vision as venti

sucrose: nothing is worse than having the same vision as venti

venti: transphobia

scaramouche: ventiphobia

venti: kys

scaramouche: you first

venti: yes scaramouche

nilou: what!

scaramouche: hello nilou. who are you

venti: im trying to have a moment w my scarebear who is this woman

scaramouche: CAN YOU STOP

lumine: bro is flirting w the whole raiden family

sucrose: the robot is next

venti: i've always had a thing for cyborgs

scaramouche: counting to 10 rn

nilou: oh are you scaramouche

scaramouche: ????????

scaramouche: no

nilou: I DIDN'T FINISH

nilou: i know your gf we're hydro buddies

scaramouche: that's crazy i know her too

nilou: no way rly?

venti: HYFYRRO

aether:
teacher: *talking abt not drinking or smoking while pregante*
girl: that's fun tho
mona: layla if you ever have a baby it's gonna come out talking abt "where's L hallway where's L hallway"

mona: HAHAHAH ME

mona: layla my bff

mona: for those who need context L hallway is the hallway where everyone goes to vape

nilou: omg layla

mona added layla to "anti alhaitham club room"

layla: good morning usa

layla: idk who sara is but i think she shouldnt impregnate a man

sara: what if this was my final straw

venti: put an end to saraphobia TODAY !!

sara: REAL

okay hi again i have more to say
1. ive fought the scaramouche boss legitimately 30 times. it's been less than a day. i am having so much fun. if anyone needs a guide on fighting this mf i got u
2. i'm ar58 now. i should go outside more often
3. i love chiscara
4. here's my ayato bc i love him