girl help i'm hyperfixated on a russian novel from 1866 (it is crime and punishment. please talk to me about crime and punishment.)

dm group: venti, aether

aether: are you done being a moron

venti: ????? KYS BRO

aether: LMAOOOOO

aether: best friend you need to talk to him

venti: i will best friend😔

venti: except i don't want our friendship to be any more ruined than it already is

aether: venti. i love you and you are my closest most dearest friend but you are such an idiot and i'm logging into your account rn

venti: honestly fine w me

aether: i'm telling him to show up at your house so if he says yes be prepared

venti: im always prepared for guests im a full course meal💯

aether: how long have you been crying today

venti: go fuck yourself

aether: LMAO

venti: facetime me and screenshare this conversation so i have some say in it

aether: kk

dm: venti, xiao

venti: hey

xiao: hey

venti: so clearly we need to talk

venti: like in person

xiao: yeah

venti: wanna come over? no one is here rn

xiao: yeah

xiao: give me like 15 minutes i'm at chick fil a

xiao: do you want anything

"even in the middle of a breakup he's still offering to get you food"
"shut up i'm still crying"
"well do you want anything"
"i'd kill for a vanilla milkshake rn but i feel bad telling him that"
"ok so i'll do it"
"what would i do without you. pleading face"
"please never say pleading face out loud again"

venti: i'd kill for a vanilla milkshake rn

"NOW WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WORD IT LIKE THAT"
"this conversation is so dry i had to spice it up"
"aether of course it's dry we are literally in the middle of a breakup"
"not for long"

xiao: alright

xiao: see you soon:)

"aww he smiled"
"i'm gonna rip my hair out"
"bro what"

group: anti alhaitham club room

cyno: would kill someone for a bag of shredded cheese rn tbh

dehya: genuinely what is wrong with you

layla: i want to kiss a woman

shinobu: retweet for all those messages tbh

ayaka: anyone want an older sibling i need to replace mine

ayaka: ayato ate the last publix cookie and im abt to kick them in the face

ayaka: @ayato get out

ayato: BRO

layla: no i don't want my publix cookies to get eaten

layla: those are MINE

layla: have i ever told you guys about my publix cookie curse

ayaka: no but i'm curious now

ayato: me too

ayaka: don't speak.

ayato: yes ayaka

ayaka: you spoke again i should behead you

kazuha: y'all know the "give me the tablet" scene from night at the museum 2

ayaka: HDHWHFJSJFJE

ayato: this is a no touching zone✋🏻

ayaka: i can't BELIEVE you reached across like that i can't even BELIEVE

ayaka: layla is jed in the hourglass

layla: HELP

kazuha: explain the publix cookie curse im so interested

layla: alright so basically every time i eat a publix chocolate cheep cookie i always. ALWAYS. end up with a piece of raisin in my mouth. there's always raisin in the cookie every single time without fail

layla: i meant chip idk why i wrote cheep

kazuha: chocolate cheep cookie🥺

layla: ENOUGH

ayaka: girl you're cursed

layla: honestly

ayaka: since night at the museum was brought up i need people to know ayato had a crush on ahkmenrah

ayato: OKAY BUT WHO DIDNT

ayato: also jed and octavius are so gay like

kazuha: NO LITERALLY

ayato: this is a fun conversation i'm gonna rewatch the first two night at the museum movies :]

ayaka: ":]" you absolute queer

ayato: LEAVE MH ALONE

xiao: i cry over robin williams at least once a week

ayato: me too bro

itto: AYATO MY BROOOO YOUVE PICKED UP ON SAYING BRO

ayato: p sure it's the 'tism acting up i can't stop saying it

hu tao: I KNEW IT

hu tao: autism🤝🤝🤝

ayato: 🤝🤝

hu tao: the radar never lies

hu tao: i see we're talking about night at the museum. i had a fat crush on amelia

layla: she was so fine fr

layla: move larry it's my turn

shinobu: real

shinobu: kamisato ayato🫵

ayato: kuki shinobu🫵

shinobu: i'm gonna propose to you are you ready

ayato: WHAG

shinobu: kamisato ayato will you be the he/they to my she/they💍🧎🏻‍♀️

ayato: omg i would love to🥺🥺

shinobu: omg🥺🥺

kazuha: BIG GREEN TRACTOR IS NOT ABOUT A TRACTOR I REPEAT NOT ABOUT A TRACTOR

shinobu: ???????????????

shinobu: why are you listening to big green tractor 😭

kazuha: there's an itch in my brain and only country music can scratch it

shinobu: facts

dm: aether, venti

venti: i'm gonna kiss you on the mouth /p you're a lifesaver

aether: LMFAO

aether: you're welcome sharty enjoy your boyfriend

venti: i will🥹🥹

group: anti alhaitham club room

kazuha: WE TURN THIS CORNFIELD INTO A PAAAARTYYYYY🗣️🗣️

heizou: kazuha 😭

fischl: guys guys guys can i add my friend he doesn't know how to talk to people🥹🥹🥹🥹

aether: vision

fischl: cryo

venti: REÜGH

aether: he's safe let him in

fischl added mika to "anti alhaitham club room"

ayaka: who wants to see jackbox highlights ft the kamisato household

fischl: absolutely yes

ayaka:

kazuha: chillin on a dirt road laid back swervin like i'm george jones 💪🏻💪🏻🔥🔥

kazuha: HELP WAS THAT SAYU

ayaka: YES 😭

sayu: i'm hilarious

ayaka:

ayaka: i meant to write "SHUT UP" but made a typo and thoma rolled with it

thoma: the absolute laughter that erupted in the room made me feel so powerful

thoma: don't forget about the shirts

ayaka: THE SHIRTS

ayaka:

ayaka: ayato and sayu

ayato: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT😭

sayu: ayato my partner in crime🤝

ayato: real we're so funny

ayato: where tf is my charger

heizou: up your ass and to the left

ayato: ENOUGH

heizou: ITS SO FUNNY IM SORR

heizou: hypothetically if i were to say razumikhin babygirl

kazuha: from crime and punishment?

heizou: from crime and punishment.

kazuha: facts tbh

ayato: dostoevsky is absolutely rolling in his grave rn i hope you guys know that

kazuha: oh i know. i've got fitzgerald rolling too w the things i think about gatsby

ayato: JAY GATSBY??????

kazuha: yes jay gatsby from f scott fitzgerald's the great gatsby

ayato: you people are insane😭

xiao: i haven't read great gatsby but i've seen the movie and ngl. kazuhas right

kazuha: sorry what did you just say to me

xiao: do you forgive me

kazuha: 👮🏻🚔🚨

venti: i haven't read the book or seen the movie arrest me instead

heizou: we're gonna put you in jail together

venti: 😏

xiao: 😏

heizou: yeah i've had enough goodnight