yall help how tf do i build jean without using 4pc viridescent (i refuse to go back in that domain for a While)

group: i peefed myself

bostonian: i love the feeling of cold water

bostonian: it's so nice

bostonian: drinking it

bostonian: i sound like a creep

voltronsurvivor: but i'm a creep 🥺 i'm a weirdo 🥺

bostonian: literally hate you

xingqiu added shatmypants to "i peefed myself"

shatmypants: I WASNT READY WHY DID U ADD ME

bostonian: STOP I JUST SPIT SODA EVERYWHERE

shatmypants: ok but what kind

bostonian: cherry coke

shatmypants: wonderful choice

shatmypants: i'm xiangling btw ignore my username i lost a bet

kaeyaalberich: Chef girl???

shatmypants: who r u

kaeyaalberich: I'm Kaeya

kaeyaalberich: Or just Kae

kaeyaalberich: Whichever you prefer

kaeyaalberich: Nice to meet you, shatmypants

shatmypants: oh ur the detective

bostonian: HES EMBRACING THE NICKNAME THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT NOT A DRILL

albedooo: you're welcome.

bostonian: albedo i am going to platonically kiss you on the mouth

shatmypants: so where r the two gay ppl who cant cook

gayato: definitely not me i'm totally straight and great at cooking

shatmypants: okay username gayato

gayato: you got me there

voltronsurvivor: don't listen to ayato he can't cook ask his sister

gayato: neither can you??????

shatmypants: guessing you two are the ones who can't cook

gayato: I Can Cook

thomathetrain: No You Can't

gayato: Why Would You Betray Me Like This I Thought You Loved Me

thomathetrain: We're Cuddling.

gayato: Yes And

IHATEDAWNWINERY: get a room

IHATEDAWNWINERY: anyways

IHATEDAWNWINERY: hu tao and ayato since you guys can't cook i have a proposition for you

shatmypants: hey not so fast i'm gonna teach them to cook

IHATEDAWNWINERY: okay let me use them first and then they're yours

shatmypants: deal

ajaxtartagliachilde: how do i use a toaster

scaramouche: you're 23.

ajaxtartagliachilde: look at my childhood and tell me you think i was taught how to use a toaster

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i want childe on my side too

IHATEDAWNWINERY: ahem so here's the plan

IHATEDAWNWINERY: you three cannot cook.

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i want you three to help me make the absolute worst drink known to mankind

IHATEDAWNWINERY: and market it as a dawn winery product

IHATEDAWNWINERY: so they go out of business

IHATEDAWNWINERY: and i can live in peace

gayato: that's a horrible idea. i'm in

voltronsurvivor: sure why not

ajaxtartagliachilde: no thanks i love alchohol

IHATEDAWNWINERY: then become the dirt that i walk on.

voltronsurvivor: my only concern is that i actually like diluc and i don't want him to go bankrupt

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i don't like diluc so idc

IHATEDAWNWINERY: he's probably got a trust fund somewhere he'll be fine

IHATEDAWNWINERY: no i don't know what a trust fund is

kaeyaalberich: No one hates Diluc more than Diluc himself

IHATEDAWNWINERY: don't make me feel bad you cyclops

kaeyaalberich: I HAVE TWO EYES

shatmypants: wait i kinda wanna help with this i know exactly which ingredients Do Not go together

IHATEDAWNWINERY: perfect meet me at the chick fil a thats in the mall tomorrow at 3:00pm sharp

aethercool: am i witnessing an uprising of some sort

dain: It's like that episode of Camp Camp

voltronsurvivor: CAMP CAMP <3

rosaria: nikki solos the world btw

voltronsurvivor: you seem like you would be a nikki fan

rosaria: she's feral and it's great

xiao.: Tomatoes grow on palnte

bostonian: spat out my drink again now i have to clean it off my horse thanks xiao

luminecool: it's like 1230 why are you with your horse

bostonian: dvalin gets lonely

bostonian: goose on the other hand wants nothing to do with me past 10pm

luminecool: neither do i. go to bed

bostonian: RUDE

xiao.: dunkin order
hu tao: frozen hot chocolate
ganyu: pumpkin swirled iced coffee w/sugar + birthday cake donut (if out chocolate chip muffin)
xiao: iced macchiato with caramel swirl and sugar, a sausage egg and cheese sandwich on a croissant.
our drinks size: all medium

xiao.: bryn mawr OK I just put it into my phone

ganyu: we're out of melatonin again sorry guys

voltronsurvivor: why r u broadcasting our dunkin orders no one needs to know i enjoy frozen hot chocolate /j

xiao.: needed to remember it

voltronsurvivor: aw

xiao.: can  we get Dunkin now

ganyu: child it is 1am

xiao.: imNot childe

ganyu: we can get dunkin tomorrow and i'll get you an almond croissant from starbucks but only if you go to sleep right now

xiao.: m Okay gojdngiht

dilucragnvindr: What did you do to him

IHATEDAWNWINERY: im gonna remove your spine pieces and make them into a xylophone for chongyun

chongyun: man leave me out of this

voltronsurvivor: HELP WHY CHONGYUN

voltronsurvivor: i don't think chongyun has done anything bad in his entire life like . ever

voltronsurvivor: he's like david from camp camp in the form of a teenage boy

aethercool: okay whcih one of you is hyperfixated on camp camp rn we've been getting too many references so someone is

aethercool: this somehow always happens when someone is hyperfixated on something it's like everuone can Sense It and said thing gets mentioned a lot. pls tell me i'm making sense

bostonian: i get u bestie

aethercool: thanks bestie

albedooo: it's me. also, it's only been mentioned twice.

aethercool: for us it's a high amount for something to be mentioned in one day

albedooo: good point.

sucrose🍭: albedo go to sleep

albedooo: no.

sucrose🍭: i WILL send you more plastic babies via wind current

kaeyaalberich: Is that where those are coming from????

bostonian: so proud of my anemo users

dain: They're not yours

bostonian: Yes They Are Shut Up I'll Shave Your Head And Feed The Hair To Chongyun

xingqiu: LEAVE CHONGYUN OUT OF THIS HES INNOCENT

ayaka: playing animal crossing and crying bc i love broccolo so much

ayaka: hes so CUTE I JUST WANNA HUG HIM

voltronsurvivor: SO TRUE BFF

xiao. changed their name to iwant ketchiup

iwant ketchiup: that wasnt suppsoefd to jappen

kujousara: why are you heathens still awake go to bed

iwant ketchiup: howd o i change my name back

luminecool changed iwant ketchiup's name to xiao.

xiao.: thank s aether

luminecool: EXCUSE ME??????

luminecool changed xiao.'s name to fart face

fart face: LumiIEN

luminecool: im not MF AETHEER

gayato: guys help.

gayato: i wanted to make pasta

gayato: but thoma and ayaka and sayu banned me from the oven

gayato: so i microwaved it

gayato: and the microwave is on fire !

tomoswag: dumbass

gayato: says you???

gayato: but fr i need help.

ayaka: i am not doing this rn just wake up thoma

gayato: no he gets angry when ppl wake him up he'd probably bite me

ayaka: yeah and youd like it now make him put out your fire

gayato:

gayato: i am not waking him up i like being alive

chongyun: can i just point out that ayato literally has a hydro vision

gayato: ok and

gayato: gonna give thoma a little smooch to make him wake up peacefully

gayato: and bc i love him

ayaka: literally hate you

luminecool: it is now 130am why are you all still awake

tomoswag: bc this is funny and i wanna watch thoma fight ayato

sayu: they wont actually fight theyre too grossly in love for that

fart face: me and who

bostonian: me ??

bostonian: omg bb what did lumine do to u

fart face: bully

ganyu: xiao go to bed or i'm getting zhongli to make you

fart face: no [sticks tongue out

ganyu: fine im getting zhongli bc you only listen to him

fart face: FINE

bostonian changed fart face's name to xiao.

bostonian: hes so cute

luminecool: he was just roleplaying

bostonian: yeah but hes cute

bostonian: we're having a sleepover tomorrow i cant wait to smooch his face

luminecool: i still cant believe he called me aether

gayato: SOS SOS SOS SOS ANGRY BF

thomathetrain: i am SO TIRED KAMISATO AYATO. WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP AND THEN IMMEDIATELY RUN DOWNSTAIRS WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT FROM ME AT 1:30 AM

gayato: affection?

sayu: the microwave is on fire

gayato: SYUA

thomathetrain:

thomathetrain: im going back to bed.

thomathetrain: you have a HYDRO VISION.

ganyu: this is so entertaining

kazooha: right ive just been watching

thomathetrain: i'll probably laugh at this tomorrow but rn i just want to sleep ive been awake for 32 hours.

thomathetrain: ayato put out ur fire with your HYDRO VISION THAT YOU SOMEHOW DIDNT THINK TO USE BEFORE and then come back to bed im cold

gayato: use your pyro vision love :)

thomathetrain: nvm stay in the kitchen.

gayato: ouch

xinyan: wtf is going on at the kamisato estate like first there was knife dog and now we have ayato setting the microwave on fire because he microwaved uncooked pasta

kujousara: i learned to stop questioning them a long time ago

ayaka: i live here and i'm just as lost as you guys

xinyan: i think you're the only normal one tbh . thoma has the potential to be normal but hes not quite there . ayato is ayato . and sayu seems like she has a kill count

sayu: 23

xinyan: do you take commissions

sayu: depends what are you offering

xinyan: i have 3 cents and a string cheese

sayu: deal. who am i going after

xinyan: childe

ajaxtartagliachilde: HUH??????

luminecool: leave my homie alone hes just existing

ajaxtartagliachilde: thanks bff

luminecool: and if anyones gonna kill him its gonna be me

ajaxtartagliachilde: nvm going to bed

luminecool: have fun bestie

xiao.: EATING KETCHUP!!!!!!!

ganyu: sayu can you kill me

sayu: sorry i actually dont know how to mruder nor do i ever plan to learn i like not being in jail

ganyu: living with ayato seems worse than jail

sayu: his cooking is the quality of prison food

sayu: so its probably equal

gayato: EXCUSE ME

thomathetrain: ayato. bed. now. cold. hold me.

gayato: ok i'm coming

luminecool: i'm gonna taxidermy all of you