YALL. itto broke my crit dmg record and then i did a single pull on weapon banner bc i was bored and I GOT REDHORN STONETHRESHER. NOWHERE NEAR PITY BC IVE ONLY PULLED LIKE 20 TIMES ON WEAPON BANNER. this game is telling me to make him my main dps i swear

group: Venti stop changing the group name

tomoswag: the masculine urge to do illegal activities in the school bathrooms

Jean!: The feminine urge to expel you

tomoswag: HELKP

luminecool: yanfei get in here we have breaking news

ssayanfei: BREAKING: the quarterback that aether finds hot is a criminal?! more at 9 only on SSAYanfei News!

aethercool: I HTE YOU LUMINE

monamegistus:

bostonian: HELP

kokomi !: venti scares me

bostonian: good

chongyun: fnaf security breach soundtrack playing in my silly neurodivergent brain every second of every day

razor: yes . .  freddy

chongyun: you get it

chongyun: have not played the game. don't know anything abt fnaf. is it still always in my brain? yes absolutely

bangbang: play fnaf. now.

chongyun: i will eventually i just don't care enough to get it rn

bangbang: PLS

ajaxtartagliachilde:

ajaxtartagliachilde: pov i'm the only hydro user that venti is nice to

thomathetrain: it is once again that time of year where i forget who anyone here is except for a select few people

bostonian: r u a hydro user😏

thomathetrain: pyro

bostonian: UGH

bostonian: i need more ppl to add to my hydro squad

kujousara: aren't you an anemo user

bostonian: yeah and

kujousara: nvm

ningguang: does anyone else unironically enjoy soccer moms

ningguang: hear me out okay. they're so funny and they're usually so nice

voltronsurvivor: big agree theyre my second favorite genre of people

ningguang: i'm curious as to what your favorite genre of person is

voltronsurvivor: people who are still scene kids in 2022

voltronsurvivor: like xiao

ningguang: good answer actually

xiao.: i'm not a scene kid

voltronsurvivor: Shut up and shart

bostonian: HU TAO PLEAE IM STILL RECOVERING FROM THE EARLIER SHART THREAT

voltronsurvivor: ITS SI FUNNY

thomathetrain: ok i read the intros again

thomathetrain: i'm stalking you guys on instagram

keqing: laughs in private account

thomathetrain: ayaka follows you and i'm also logged into her account

icyayaka: i forgot u were there do u still get my dms

thomathetrain: yeah lol

keqing: ☹️

keqing: jk i don't actually care do all the stalking you want

bostonian: i like stalking aether and lumines mom

luminecool: MI MAMA????????

luminecool: instagram stalking is so fun actually

luminecool: sometimes amber and i watch random ppl in parking lots and at aether's baseball games

ssayanfei: BASEBALL???????

aethercool: That Was Our Secret

tomoswag: love me a man in uniform😏

aethercool: 😏

kazooha: what the frick

bae dough: Please just swear

kazooha: no

amberwantstofly: vouch for me and lumine watching ppl it's so fun

amberwantstofly: i have a whole Girlfriend but still

thomathetrain: venti (?) pls give me the twins moms username

bostonian: hold on ill send u her profile (yes it's venti btw)

thomathetrain: thanks homie 🤺

luminecool: STOP STALKING MY MOTHER

private chat: luminecool, kazooha

kazooha: what's going on with tomo and your brother

luminecool: i have literally no idea what's going on with aether ever

luminecool: he's like a walking human disaster but i think he's Down Bad for your lil quarterback bestie

kazooha: interesting. thanks

luminecool: you type like albedo

kazooha: good hes cool

group: Venti stop changing the group name

thomathetrain: seeing aether with short hair feels like i've broken a law of some sort

thomathetrain: and lumine with long hair feels like a crime

aethercool: STOP STALKIGN MY MTOEHRRR

voltronsurvivor: thoma deserves a pass actually bc he's thoma and he's cute /p

ayato: so true but not platonic

voltronsurvivor: Shut up i Hope you shart yourself

ganyu: hi guys

xiao.: stop threatening people with shart

ganyu: bye guys

ganyu: why does this keep happening

ganyu: gonna listen to country music and cry now

bostonian: baby u a song u make me wanna roll my windows down

Jean!: No.

bostonian: don't u have better things to do than criticize the music taste of a neurodivergent minor?????? go suspend the quarterback or something

tomoswag: don't bring me into this i have enough on my record rn

tomoswag: /j i'm a good student

kazooha: "the masculine urge to do illegal activities in the school bathrooms"

tomoswag: kazu please ive never broken a law in my entire life

kazooha: i have a video of you stealing a no trespassing sign while also trespassing on the property

tomoswag: that doesn't count

ssayanfei: it .... does

tomoswag: get me a REAL law enforcement officer to tell me it counts go ahead

albedooo: @kaeyaalberich

kaeyaalberich: I'm a detective. It counts but no one actually cares

tomoswag: it was the old haunted house near chipotle anyway no one lives there

kaeyaalberich: Okay it doesn't matter but it still happened. Can't do anything about it though

tomoswag: swag

luminecool: do my gorgeous eyes deceive me or do we finally have a sense of direction that isn't "by the winery" ?????????

ssayanfei: this is the third biggest event in this group

keqing: curious about the top two

ssayanfei:
1. dainsleif being added
2. scaramouche giving us the twins's last name
3. someone gave a relative location that wasn't "by the winery"
4. albedo and sucrose set the vet lab on fire
5. the electrical school fire like a week after the vet lab one

keqing: i like how dainsleif is more important than the fires

ssayanfei: of course

dain:

bostonian: MY SUAMPOO!!???????????

xiao.: venti

bostonian: yes

xiao.: :)

bostonian: :)

tomoswag: cute! [sets school on fire]

bostonian: if this is ur reaction to me n xiao then idk how you've lived this long being friends with kazuha and gorou

tomoswag: they make me want to commit criminal minds

kujousara: have you tried not being single

tomoswag: Yes Sara, I Have. Thanks For That

kujousara: yw

bangbang: we don't talk about bruno no no no

bangbang: xiao gives me major lydia deetz vibes

xiao.: i just got a new beetlejuice shirt stop profiling me

bangbang: the jj kinnie within me strikes again

ayato: just watched ayaka fall on her face

ayato: laughing crying emoji laughing crying emoji

icyayaka: Die

ayato: No

bostonian: so thankful to be an only child

albedooo: i just thought i lost my duolingo streak. i was about to cry.

albedooo: luckily my app just wasn't loading. okay that's all.

ssayanfei: i'm afraid of you and your duolingo streak . how are you that dedicated

albedooo: built-up childhood anger that i take out on The Bird.

ssayanfei: cool. remind me to never get on your bad side

albedooo: got it.

luminecool: albedo is so terrifying....... that's hot

kaeyaalberich: You better put a /p on that Right Now

luminecool: okay okay /p goodness gracious

ssayanfei: kaeya and albedo are rly made for each other huh

albedooo: i think so.

THEONEANDONI: ME AND WHO⁉️