group: xiaovenphobic
scaramouche: "it's only $1700" -actual text i just got from childe tartaglia
monamegistus: i'm gonna kill him
xingqiu: wait what's the issue
luminecool: rich ppl 😕😕
monamegistus: i'm gonna kill both of you
ajaxtartagliachilde: rawr
imbennett: i agree let's kill childe
ajaxtartagliachilde: welp bennetts in on it im a ginger . tell teucer he's my favorite sibling
ajaxtartagliachilde: GONER NOT GINGER
aloynotahoy: HEY??
luminecool: GINGER LMAOAOAOAOA
aloynotahoy: jax what were u even talking abt that costs $1700
luminecool: every time u call him jax i picture him as a frat boy
aloynotahoy: PLEASEEE
ajaxtartagliachilde: it was abt a cool bow </3
imbennett: like jojo siwa???
ajaxtartagliachilde: IM AN ARCHER
imbennett: that makes more sense actually
ssayanfei: hey guys welcome to my new series called "ppl in this group/school as watcher/bfu pics in my camera roll"
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: starting off strong with scara and childe
xiao.: that's them
scaramouche: except we're not friends
xiao.: you literally are
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: venti
barbietoes: GEHABDHAHFHD
aethercool: I CANT
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: us trying to explain venti to other people
ssayanfei: alternate caption: childe kazuha scaramouche
kazooha: sports sports sports ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻
barbietoes: GO PATS 🇺🇸🏈
scaramouche: don't group me with them they're crazy
kazooha: we are literally best friends
scaramouche: ew
generalgorou: rude smh my head
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: xiao scara aloy and zhongli talking abt childe
scaramouche: okay that one's funny
ssayanfei: i know.
luminecool: enemies to lovers 🥺⁉️
ssayanfei: I LIKE WOMEN ???
scaramouche: i literally have a girlfriend
ajaxtartagliachilde: who would be that stupid
scaramouche: you'll find out
ssayanfei: ahem moving on
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: xiao and kazuha coping w trauma
kazooha: STOP YEAH
xiao.: how else am i supposed to cope
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: pov u are xiao hanging out with the twins and venti
ssayanfei: alternate caption: pov u are xiao hanging out with childe hu tao and zhongli
xiao.: pretty much yeah
barbietoes: i'm shane
ajaxtartagliachilde: i am also shane
ssayanfei: yes i believe that was obvious thank you guys
ssayanfei:
ssayanfei: firefighters after getting another call from our school bc of albedo/sucrose/gorou
generalgorou: why am i being roped in with the ppl who set the vet lab on fire i have done nothing wrong
noelle=):
generalgorou: STOPPPP
sucrose🍭: noelle chooses violence every day
scaramouche: i doubt that
sucrose🍭: she could kill u. also don't care didn't ask plus you're a man
albedooo: she threw a rock at some girl in geology.
noelle=): i'm built different
ssayanfei: i'm out of photos for now btw
luminecool: ah it's time for my daily ritual of calling aether an idiot
luminecool: aether youre an idiot
aethercool: im aware
ayaka: guys i just watched my brother fall flat on his b*tt bc i didn't tell him i mopped the floor and it was so funny
luminecool: watching ur siblings get hurt >>>
luminecool: unless its not me inflicting the pain in which case it isnt funny anymore
ayaka: so true
thomathetrain: pls tell me u got it on camera
ayaka: no if i did i would've already sent it to you since ur so desperate for ayato content
thomathetrain: STOPT IT
ayaka: never
ssayanfei: ohoho😏
thomathetrain: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
ganyu: can we acknowledge "b*tt"
ayaka: i wanna add him to this just so he can see all of this
thomathetrain: no he is not ready to know abt my massive crush on him
thomathetrain: wait this is a group chat
monamegistus: yeah we're still here
ssayanfei: day 2 of the blond men in this group being dumb
ssayanfei: except albedo ofc he does no wrong
albedooo: you don't have to specify every time.
ssayanfei: ur just better than everyone thats just common knowledge. like wed all let u burn down the school but when gorou does it its an issue
ayaka added ayato to "xiaovenphobic"
generalgorou: OH MY FREAKING GOODNESS GRACIOUS I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER EVEN THREATENED TO SET ANY PART OF THIS SCHOOL ON FIRE. ALBEDO AND SUCROSE ARE THE ONES WHO LIT THE VET LAB ON FIRE AND I HAD NO PART IN THAT. THE SECOND ONE WAS ELECTRICAL AS CONFIRMED BY SCARAMOUCHE. I HAVE NEVER BROKEN A RULE EVER IN MY LIFE
kazooha: babe im pretty sure ur between-class activities break several rules
generalgorou: ok listen im still not an arsonist
ayato: wtf is a xiaoven
ayato: is that like a smart oven??? like the smart fridges???
thomathetrain took a screenshot!
ayato: betrayal
thomathetrain: listen it was rly funny
xiao.: i'm xiao, in case you can't read
barbietoes: im venti 😏
barbietoes: we're boyfriends
ayato: got it
aethercool: omg *the* ayato ?? intro now
ayato: ok i'm ayato, age 18, i'm a senior, ayaka is my sister, i'm not that interesting
aethercool: i doubt that
thomathetrain: ayato ur lying
ayato: 😌
ssayanfei: anyways i keep learning things abt scaramouche against my will
luminecool: can u share with the class
ssayanfei: well first of all yk that one terrifying teacher ms shogun?
luminecool: yes im terrified of her
aethercool: shes SCARY
ayato: oh gosh i had her sophomore year she still haunts my nightmares
officiallyfischl: i actually like her
aethercool: thats bc ur a teachers pet
officiallyfischl: nah i just like her threatening vibe
ssayanfei: anyways thats scaras Mother
ayato: not sure who scara is but keep him away from me
scaramouche: too late for that and don't call me scara
thomathetrain: omg im shocked that teacher is so scary
aethercool: shut up homeschooler
thomathetrain: its so funny tho
keqing: someone in my class right now is listening to phantom of the opera
kazooha: my bad ill turn it down
keqing: i don't think i should be surprised
kazooha: in case you're wondering yes i am always like this
keqing: respect tbh
time skip brought to u by the fact that i cant decide on a main team
monamegistus: i got a lacrosse stick i'm joining the team
ajaxtartagliachilde: LETS GO LACROSSE PLAYERS!!!!!
scaramouche:
mona: and this move is called a rainbow
me: can you do it
mona: [tries] apparently not
officiallyfischl: mona you're hanging out with scaramouche?????????? please do better
scaramouche: so who's gonna tell her
monamegistus: idk not me
officiallyfischl: okay wait
officiallyfischl: scaramouche you said earlier that you have a girlfriend correct?
scaramouche: correct
officiallyfischl: hmmm.........
officiallyfischl: is there any chance that it's mona
scaramouche: correct
officiallyfischl: call me yanfei/albedo because i know everything
monamegistus: anyways i'm abt to shoot a bb gun
ssayanfei: girlboss
aethercool: STRAIGHT PPL IN MY GROUP CHAT????
barbietoes: bff you're the last person i wanna hear being heterophobic
keqing: HETEROPHOBIC
chongyun: ain't that the thing kaeya has in his eye
albedooo: that's heterochromia.
chongyun: idk sounds the same to me
luminecool: albedo and bennett are opposite ends of the kaeya love spectrum
luminecool: albedo: loves kaeya very much , vs , bennett: would kill kaeya for a sprite cranberry
imbennett: ugh now i want a sprite cranberry
imbennett: also do u guys wanna see my elf on the shelf army
officiallyfischl: i would really prefer not to
imbennett: ur loss then
officiallyfischl: no i really don't think it is
sucrose🍭: mona and scara are dating???? idk who to feel sorry for
monamegistus: wtf
scaramouche: LMAOOOO
voltronsurvivor: yall childe bullies me he wont come to the parade w me
albedooo: don't parades have a lot of flashing lights?
voltronsurvivor: ya thats the best part
albedooo: and isn't childe epileptic?
voltronsurvivor: OHE YEAH
ajaxtartagliachilde: hu tao is out here trying 2 kill me call the fbi (kaeya).......
dilucragnvindr: He is nineteen years of age he is not in the FBI.
barbietoes: and thats why spencer reid > kaeya
dilucragnvindr: You say that as if it's something you think about often
barbietoes: im in a constant state of "is this person better than spencer reid"
barbietoes: the answer is usually no unless ur xiao
kaeyaalberich: If HuTao wants to kill you that's a personal issue don't drag me into it
voltronsurvivor: CUSTOMERS WOOOOOO!!!!!!
ajaxtartagliachilde: NO PLEASE IMSO YOUNG I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR IM NOT EVEN MARRIED YET
kaeyaalberich: Kill him during the parade because all the police and fire trucks will be at the parade and you'll be able to get away easier
voltronsurvivor: omg wait
dilucragnvindr: Kae you're a detective you shouldn't be encouraging this
barbietoes: dudes a detective at 19.... maybe u are equal to spence
kaeyaalberich: Don't tell me how to live my life and drop the nickname or you're next
dilucragnvindr: You think I care?
scaramouche: was gonna say i'm sick of these two and then remembered albedo has it worse. new emotion unlocked
kazooha: SUBJECT LEARNED NEW EMOTION: Sympathy
scaramouche: ihy
albedooo: you get used to it eventually.
ssayanfei: the character development of albedo going from being chaotic to being Tired and Normal and Using Punctuation
albedooo: i stopped masking. you're stuck with the real me.
ssayanfei: so true
officiallyfischl: dainsleif wasn't at school all week. i'm gonna commit gorou
generalgorou: I HATE ALL OF U