venti horse girl canon????

group: dead, but only ironically


voltronsurvivor: good morning ted bundt community i am ready for today's hacker hint I WILL KNOW WHO A IS TODAY I WILL


ajaxtartagliachilde: WE CHANGED THE GROUP NAME IT IS NOT TED BUNDT ANYMORE THEREFORE WE ARE NOT THE TED BUNDT COMMUNITY THANK YOU


ssayanfei: okay let's recap what we know


ssayanfei: former vld fan, is a guy, blonde, diabetic, works with amber, name starts with a, and we all know him somehow


ssayanfei: putting all of this together makes me realize i'm like 99% sure i know who it is .... but i want today's hints to be sure so i don't seem like a clown


ganyu: you said last night that you knew?


ssayanfei: don't trust anything midnight yanfei says. ever


ganyu: okay then


voltronsurvivor: COME ON BLONDIE GIVE US TODAYS HINTS!!!! IM DETERMINED!!!!


razor: okay good morning i guess -a


razor: i'm getting tired of not using my own account to be here but i'm too dedicated to this bit so i'll be nice and give two hints today -a


luminecool: hand em over chop chop cmon !!!!


razor: okay number one: i said a few days ago that the only reason i got into razor's account was because his password was literally razor. that's not the only reason i'm actually well known around the school for my computer/hacking skills (not bragging btw) -a


ssayanfei: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE


voltronsurvivor: WELL I DONT SO GIVE THE FINAL HINT ALREADY


razor: aaaand hopefully the last ever hint: i'm graduating early -a


voltronsurvivor: WAIT I KNOW NOW I CANT BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FINAL PIECE FOR ME IM LAUGHING


ssayanfei: should i do the honors?


voltronsurvivor: yes


ssayanfei: ok


ssayanfei: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND


luminecool: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU ABSOLUTE FIEND


razor added albedooo to "ted bundt"


albedooo: FINALLY no offense but most of you..... i'm not sure if you'll ever graduate


imbennett: YOU


albedooo: hello hello everyone i might as well do a proper intro...... i'm albedo age 18 i'm a senior and i have tortured you all for the past week


aethercool: ALBEDO?????????????????????????? THE SMART KID WHO WORKS WITH AMBER??????????? WHO TOOK MY ORDER THAT ONE TIME BC NO ONE ELSE WAS AT THE REGISTER?????? EVEN THO UR NOT REGISTER TRAINED????? THE CURRENT MAIN CHARACTER OF MY LIFE???????????


xingqiu: albedo the hot blonde guy in my computers class????????


chongyun: wtf betrayal


chongyun: that's a joke you're right


xingqiu: babe i'm sorry but that man is so fine


chongyun: i fully agree


albedooo: i'm still here


xingqiu: okay and? i'm speaking facts


amberwantstofly: kinda shocked yall didnt figure it out before tbh


amberwantstofly: i had my suspicions when our clues were just former vld fan who was a dude with diabetes but i was still like well that could be anyone ... and then we both complained about burrito lady and i was like albedo the kid who makes rly great salsa???????


razor: do i g et accont back?


albedooo: yeah sure thanks for letting me use it


razor: didnt let u . u took it


albedooo: fair point


barbara!!: pop off razor


aethercool: guys one of my teachers brings her kid to work sometimes and every time said kid sees me she gives me literal wheat. like for some reason she just does. and she's really sweet about it but i don't have the heart to tell her that i cannot eat it for several reasons


kaeyaalberich: Make it into beer


aethercool: i am underage and a celiac which would be one of the reasons i cannot consume this child's raw wheat


albedooo: is it klee


aethercool: yes.


albedooo: that's my sister. she does that


aethercool: UR MS ALICES KID????????


albedooo: adopted child, yes.


barbietoes: klee in groupchat when /hj


albedooo: absolutely never i am not letting you corrupt her. she already has a tik tok and i think that's enough


luminecool: klee ipad kid confirmed??????


albedooo: bye


luminecool: no wait shawty come back


albedooo: no i actually have to leave my blood sugar is rly low and i need to focus on that rather than this absolute disaster of a groupchat


albedooo: also sucrose and i got detention for setting the vet lab on fire. we start tomorrow


generalgorou: i mean can you blame the school for that. you set a building on fire


albedooo: not on purpose though


generalgorou: albedo.


albedooo: bye


generalgorou: okay anyways isn't it funny that albedo was here the whole time while aether was publicly proclaiming that he was the new main character in his life and we were exposing him for being an arsonist and hyping him up for being smart


aethercool: i gotta find a new main character bc we actually talk to albedo now ☹️


officiallyfischl: might i suggest dainsleif? he's funny to watch and he's hot


luminecool: he hates me i think


officiallyfischl: that doesn't make him any less hilarious or hot


luminecool: fair enough


barbietoes: YALL IT IS SO COLD OUTSIDE WHAT THE FRICK


barbietoes: STEPPED OUTSIDE TO FEED MY FAT HORSES AND TURNED INTO A SILLY LITTLE MOTHMAN POPSICLE


xiao.: i did not need to have that image in my head


barbietoes: yes u did bb


xiao.: i Really didn't


ssayanfei: BREAKING NEWS: resident mothman venti barbatos is a horse girl! more at 9 only on SSAYanfei News!


barbietoes: IM NKT A HORSE GIRL


officiallyfischl: how many horses and what are their names. don't ask why i need this info


ssayanfei: i need this info for future reference


barbietoes: two horses named dvalin and goose now CAN WE GET BACK TO THE PART WHERE IT IS FRICKIN FREEZING OUTSIDE


aethercool: put on a jacket shawty


barbietoes: literally no


barbietoes: jk i stole one of xiao's jackets yesterday lol i'm wearing that to feed my dumb horses whom i love . i also have aether's socks for some reason


aethercool: do u wear ur own clothes like ever


barbietoes: no i wore one of xiao's emo shirts to school today and his pants bc i slept over and forgot to bring clothes bc i'm stupid and we're the same size. and your (aether's) socks. the shoes were mine tho


aethercool: WHATGA


xiao.: vouch


barbietoes: we got one hour of sleep bc we binge watched all of the owl house and then like 3 episodes of sk8 the infinity😼


xiao.: vouch again


direct message
members: officiallyfischl, barbietoes


officiallyfischl: are you dating xiao or not. i wasn't about to embarrass you in the group if not


barbietoes: i ask myself the same question every day, fischl


officiallyfischl: hm.


direct message
members: officiallyfischl, xiao.


officiallyfischl: are you dating venti or not. i wasn't about to embarrass you in the group if not


xiao.: i think so? i mean we haven't actually confirmed it but... probably tbh


officiallyfischl: hm.


group: dead, but only ironically


barbietoes: IM BACK INSIDE AND IM STILL COLD BUT MY HORSES ARE FED


xingqiu: venti i just can't get over the fact that you're a horse girl


barbietoes: I


barbietoes: AM


barbietoes: NOT


barbietoes: A


barbietoes: HORSE


barbietoes: GIRL


luminecool: whyd i think u were just gonna stop at "i am not a horse"


barbietoes: BYE

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