group: dead, but only ironically
voltronsurvivor: good morning ted bundt community i am ready for today's hacker hint I WILL KNOW WHO A IS TODAY I WILL
ajaxtartagliachilde: WE CHANGED THE GROUP NAME IT IS NOT TED BUNDT ANYMORE THEREFORE WE ARE NOT THE TED BUNDT COMMUNITY THANK YOU
ssayanfei: okay let's recap what we know
ssayanfei: former vld fan, is a guy, blonde, diabetic, works with amber, name starts with a, and we all know him somehow
ssayanfei: putting all of this together makes me realize i'm like 99% sure i know who it is .... but i want today's hints to be sure so i don't seem like a clown
ganyu: you said last night that you knew?
ssayanfei: don't trust anything midnight yanfei says. ever
ganyu: okay then
voltronsurvivor: COME ON BLONDIE GIVE US TODAYS HINTS!!!! IM DETERMINED!!!!
razor: okay good morning i guess -a
razor: i'm getting tired of not using my own account to be here but i'm too dedicated to this bit so i'll be nice and give two hints today -a
luminecool: hand em over chop chop cmon !!!!
razor: okay number one: i said a few days ago that the only reason i got into razor's account was because his password was literally razor. that's not the only reason i'm actually well known around the school for my computer/hacking skills (not bragging btw) -a
ssayanfei: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
voltronsurvivor: WELL I DONT SO GIVE THE FINAL HINT ALREADY
razor: aaaand hopefully the last ever hint: i'm graduating early -a
voltronsurvivor: WAIT I KNOW NOW I CANT BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FINAL PIECE FOR ME IM LAUGHING
ssayanfei: should i do the honors?
voltronsurvivor: yes
ssayanfei: ok
ssayanfei: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND
luminecool: ALBEDO KREIDEPRINZ YOU ABSOLUTE FIEND
razor added albedooo to "ted bundt"
albedooo: FINALLY no offense but most of you..... i'm not sure if you'll ever graduate
imbennett: YOU
albedooo: hello hello everyone i might as well do a proper intro...... i'm albedo age 18 i'm a senior and i have tortured you all for the past week
aethercool: ALBEDO?????????????????????????? THE SMART KID WHO WORKS WITH AMBER??????????? WHO TOOK MY ORDER THAT ONE TIME BC NO ONE ELSE WAS AT THE REGISTER?????? EVEN THO UR NOT REGISTER TRAINED????? THE CURRENT MAIN CHARACTER OF MY LIFE???????????
xingqiu: albedo the hot blonde guy in my computers class????????
chongyun: wtf betrayal
chongyun: that's a joke you're right
xingqiu: babe i'm sorry but that man is so fine
chongyun: i fully agree
albedooo: i'm still here
xingqiu: okay and? i'm speaking facts
amberwantstofly: kinda shocked yall didnt figure it out before tbh
amberwantstofly: i had my suspicions when our clues were just former vld fan who was a dude with diabetes but i was still like well that could be anyone ... and then we both complained about burrito lady and i was like albedo the kid who makes rly great salsa???????
razor: do i g et accont back?
albedooo: yeah sure thanks for letting me use it
razor: didnt let u . u took it
albedooo: fair point
barbara!!: pop off razor
aethercool: guys one of my teachers brings her kid to work sometimes and every time said kid sees me she gives me literal wheat. like for some reason she just does. and she's really sweet about it but i don't have the heart to tell her that i cannot eat it for several reasons
kaeyaalberich: Make it into beer
aethercool: i am underage and a celiac which would be one of the reasons i cannot consume this child's raw wheat
albedooo: is it klee
aethercool: yes.
albedooo: that's my sister. she does that
aethercool: UR MS ALICES KID????????
albedooo: adopted child, yes.
barbietoes: klee in groupchat when /hj
albedooo: absolutely never i am not letting you corrupt her. she already has a tik tok and i think that's enough
luminecool: klee ipad kid confirmed??????
albedooo: bye
luminecool: no wait shawty come back
albedooo: no i actually have to leave my blood sugar is rly low and i need to focus on that rather than this absolute disaster of a groupchat
albedooo: also sucrose and i got detention for setting the vet lab on fire. we start tomorrow
generalgorou: i mean can you blame the school for that. you set a building on fire
albedooo: not on purpose though
generalgorou: albedo.
albedooo: bye
generalgorou: okay anyways isn't it funny that albedo was here the whole time while aether was publicly proclaiming that he was the new main character in his life and we were exposing him for being an arsonist and hyping him up for being smart
aethercool: i gotta find a new main character bc we actually talk to albedo now ☹️
officiallyfischl: might i suggest dainsleif? he's funny to watch and he's hot
luminecool: he hates me i think
officiallyfischl: that doesn't make him any less hilarious or hot
luminecool: fair enough
barbietoes: YALL IT IS SO COLD OUTSIDE WHAT THE FRICK
barbietoes: STEPPED OUTSIDE TO FEED MY FAT HORSES AND TURNED INTO A SILLY LITTLE MOTHMAN POPSICLE
xiao.: i did not need to have that image in my head
barbietoes: yes u did bb
xiao.: i Really didn't
ssayanfei: BREAKING NEWS: resident mothman venti barbatos is a horse girl! more at 9 only on SSAYanfei News!
barbietoes: IM NKT A HORSE GIRL
officiallyfischl: how many horses and what are their names. don't ask why i need this info
ssayanfei: i need this info for future reference
barbietoes: two horses named dvalin and goose now CAN WE GET BACK TO THE PART WHERE IT IS FRICKIN FREEZING OUTSIDE
aethercool: put on a jacket shawty
barbietoes: literally no
barbietoes: jk i stole one of xiao's jackets yesterday lol i'm wearing that to feed my dumb horses whom i love . i also have aether's socks for some reason
aethercool: do u wear ur own clothes like ever
barbietoes: no i wore one of xiao's emo shirts to school today and his pants bc i slept over and forgot to bring clothes bc i'm stupid and we're the same size. and your (aether's) socks. the shoes were mine tho
aethercool: WHATGA
xiao.: vouch
barbietoes: we got one hour of sleep bc we binge watched all of the owl house and then like 3 episodes of sk8 the infinity😼
xiao.: vouch again
direct message
members: officiallyfischl, barbietoes
officiallyfischl: are you dating xiao or not. i wasn't about to embarrass you in the group if not
barbietoes: i ask myself the same question every day, fischl
officiallyfischl: hm.
direct message
members: officiallyfischl, xiao.
officiallyfischl: are you dating venti or not. i wasn't about to embarrass you in the group if not
xiao.: i think so? i mean we haven't actually confirmed it but... probably tbh
officiallyfischl: hm.
group: dead, but only ironically
barbietoes: IM BACK INSIDE AND IM STILL COLD BUT MY HORSES ARE FED
xingqiu: venti i just can't get over the fact that you're a horse girl
barbietoes: I
barbietoes: AM
barbietoes: NOT
barbietoes: A
barbietoes: HORSE
barbietoes: GIRL
luminecool: whyd i think u were just gonna stop at "i am not a horse"
barbietoes: BYE