y'all...... i pulled ayato again..... a few days ago i got his c1 at 30 pity and i just got his c2 at 26 and neither were guaranteed. i think he loves me
and no i still don't have diluc 🙃

voltronsurvivor: you guys are not gonna believe what's on fire rn

voltronsurvivor: here's a hint: it is not not the first time it has been on fire

bostonian: my mixtape

voltronsurvivor: 📴 yourself

bostonian: LMFOAJFBS

thomathetrain: IS IT YOUR SCHOOL AGAIN???????

voltronsurvivor: no but that would be so funny she's been through so much

xiao.: it's walmart.

voltronsurvivor: Yeah it's WalMart

kaeyaalberich: Again?

rosaria: it wasn't me this time

bostonian: was it you last time ???????

rosaria: nah

rosaria: not this time either

rosaria: maybe next time

bostonian: Okay!

ajaxtartagliachilde: i came to say something funny but now i'm invested . who set walmart on fire

bostonian: apparently not rosaria

rosaria: i think it was albedo

albedooo: i thought we'd moved on from that.

rosaria: i wouldn't know i never talk here

albedooo: understandable

tomoswag:

tomoswag: @scaramouche i will never forget you ❤️❤️ you will always be by my side 🥺🪦

scaramouche: IM GONNA MURDER YOU

ajaxtartagliachilde: LMFAOAJFBAKFB

kazooha: time to start singing that song to tomo

bostonian: kazuha and scaramouche how is your son doing and can i be his godfather

scaramouche: we're stuck with it for another week and yes you should come take it actually it can be your kid

kazooha: don't give away our son wtf

kazooha: wait scaramouche you have the kid right

scaramouche: no?? i thought you did

kazooha: uh

kazooha: i definitely don't

scaramouche: neither do i

gayato: Did you lose your Kid.

kazooha: i think so !!

gayato: Why did you lose Venti Walmart Raiden-Kaedehara.

scaramouche: well it's not like we did it on purpose

ajaxtartagliachilde: i'm telling arlecchino

scaramouche: DON'T TELL ARLECCHINO

gayato: Who is Arlecchino

luminecool: i love the random capital letters thing that ayato and thoma and hu tao do

voltronsurvivor: What about me

thomathetrain: Hie

thomathetrain: HELEPDNAJFNS

voltronsurvivor: perfect comedic timing

scaramouche: arlecchino is my health teacher. i hate her

kazooha: she's funny

ajaxtartagliachilde: she's my bestie bff

scaramouche: you have too many bffs

ajaxtartagliachilde: no i don't

scaramouche: fine then list them all

ajaxtartagliachilde: ok !

ajaxtartagliachilde: literally everyone here, scaramouche, dottore, signora, capitano, pierro, pulcinella, sandrone, pantalone, columbina, and arlecchino

IlDottore: I'm your friend?! 🥹

ajaxtartagliachilde: i guess

IlDottore: 🥹🥹🥹🥹

IlDottore: Does that mean I can experiment on your vision now?🥹

ajaxtartagliachilde: absolutely not.

IlDottore: 🥺

gayato: why are all your friends commedia dell'arte characters

ajaxtartagliachilde: they're nicknames we gave to ourselves it's an inside thing

ajaxtartagliachilde: i chose tartaglia for obvious reasons (It's My Literal Last Name)

scaramouche: everyone here is your friend?? as in every single person . even like dainsleif

ajaxtartagliachilde: yah i love u guys

luminecool: stop making me cry its shark week and im overly emotional

voltronsurvivor: childe taught us a few days ago that the g in tartaglia is silent

bostonian: it's what.

bostonian: no.

bostonian: NO.

bostonian: WHO SAYS TARTALIA

ajaxtartagliachilde: ITS MY NAME????

ajaxtartagliachilde: IM NOT ITALIAN BUT ITS THE ITALIAN PRONUNCIATION

bostonian: I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT*LY

xiao.: DNSNFJWNFN

bostonian: HIE XIAO

bostonian: OUI OUI TARTALIA

xiao.: VENTI THAT'S FRENCH.

bostonian: SAME DIFFERENCE

ganyu: so we're just gonna ignore walmart being on fire

gayato: do you want us to go put it out or something

ganyu: you have a hydro vision

gayato: idk what you're talking about

imbennett: just saw booba on netflix

xiao.: sorry to hear that. do you wanna talk about it

imbennett: no i'm trying to forget

imbennett: it was in a murder docuseries too like bro get back to the murder !!!!!!

albedooo: times square killer?

imbennett: YES THATS THE ONE I JUST WANNA LEARN ABT THE MURDERER

albedooo: if you don't wanna continue the show i can tell you everything i know about that case.

imbennett: Please

voltronsurvivor: i forgot how much i love albedo

voltronsurvivor: what a legend

voltronsurvivor: firefighters got the walmart fire down btw im watching with xiao

bostonian: why wasn't i invited 🥺

voltronsurvivor: xiao called you . you didn't answer

bostonian: WHAT

bostonian: also did u guys know that xiao and i got together bc of my horses

ajaxtartagliachilde: didn't you say ur horses liked him whcih made u married

bostonian: yeah and it's true

bostonian: we were feeding my horses and goose literally pushed him towards me with her nose and we k*ssed

xiao.: shoutout to goose

bostonian: no i'm mad at u for not inviting me to watch walmart

xiao.: i called you 😀

xiao.: also it's a 5 minute walk

bostonian: oh yeah

bostonian: ok i'm coming i hope aether's crackers burnt down

aethercool: man i literally just woke up

RaidenEi: L

aethercool: thank you ei very cool

kukishinobu: itto woke me up at 7 to go beetle hunting

kukishinobu: taking new friend applications

luminecool: Hunt Beetles With Him You Monster

kukishinobu: I Did

luminecool: Good

luminecool: i threw beans at itto once

luminecool: and then i felt rly bad and cried bc i didnt know he was allergic

THEONEANDONI: LOL

THEONEANDONI: YAH WE FOUND COOL BUGS THIS MORNING IT WAS GREAT

kukishinobu: i fell asleep on a rock

THEONEANDONI: THAT WAS THE BEST PART

kukishinobu: sigh

ajaxtartagliachilde: this mf just sighed through text

kukishinobu: your daughters are hot

ajaxtartagliachilde: excuse me.

Zhongli: Excuse me.

kukishinobu: HEL

kazooha: gonna text arlecchino and ask for a new kid

ganyu: goodbye.

kazooha: sorry you had to see that

scaramouche: first of all why do you have arlecchinos number second of all do not text arlecchino

kazooha: first of all she made us sign up for her remind class second of all how else are we supposed to pass this baby project

scaramouche: i'm pretty sure losing the kid counts as failing the baby project

kazooha: fair point

YaeMiko: I think the Shogun has your son.

kazooha: if she doesnt then im texting arlecchino

scaramouche: no she would never let me live this down

RaidenEi: Is that the doll the Shogun has? I was wondering where that came from.

scaramouche: THAT STUPID ROBOT

ajaxtartagliachilde: man i was just abt to text arlecchino

scaramouche: i am going to amputate your arms and make them into a scarf for jean

Jean!: One day of peace. That's all I ask for.

YaeMiko: I think that's too much to ask for here.

Jean!: I've accepted it

voltronsurvivor: aether and kazuha r u still gluten free

kazooha: yeah my life kinda depends on it

aethercool: yeah mine too

voltronsurvivor: oh ok i didnt know if it was like a monthly subscription type thing

kazooha: ???????

bangbang: lowkey mcdonald's reminds me

bangbang: WHAT THE FRICK I OPENED THIS GC AND THAT WAS JUST SITTING IN THE TEXT BOX THING UNSENT

bangbang: anyways i opened my phone this morning and was met with a lovely photo of a gorgeous beetle from shinobu!

bangbang: then i refreshed and there was a photo of itto and shinobu interlocking feet

luminecool: that's so sweet

gayato: shinobu acts like she's the normal one within hers and itto's friend group but the truth is they are both equally weird

kukishinobu: unfortunately thats true

THEONEANDONI: BESTIES 4 LIFE

xiao.: venti has a foot fetish

bostonian: I DO NOT?????????????????