funny little detective freshman

do u guys remember in itto's story quest when granny oni was like "itto is my pride and joy" most relatable genshin character fr

group: Venti stop changing the group name


icyayaka: funny little detective freshman in my art class. he's new here and has no friends. are we getting what i'm saying

ajaxtartagliachilde: ur learning abt kaeya as a freshman?

icyayaka: HDEJGDHGHDFHDF

kaeyaalberich: Mean

ajaxtartagliachilde: im funny just admit it

ajaxtartagliachilde: ayaka laughed this is why cryo women r better than cryo men smh my head

icyayaka: so true

icyayaka: ok but are we actually getting what i'm saying

aethercool: you want to add the freshman detective so we can be his friends

icyayaka: aether gets it guys

aethercool: do it ive always wanted to see criminal minds in real life

kaeyaalberich: Do I mean nothing to you

aethercool: you used me as criminal bait once i havent recovered.

kaeyaalberich: Understandable

icyayaka added ssashikanoin to "Venti stop changing the group name"

ssayanfei: well one of us is gonna have to change /j

icyayaka: yanfei in his defense your user is your first name and his is his last name which is how agents are Usually introduced

ssayanfei: listen.

ssashikanoin: what's /j

ssayanfei: tone indicator for joking , im not actually gonna make u change ur username lmao

ssashikanoin: ohh got it. we're an fbi team :]

ssayanfei: ayaka thank you for bringing this child here im obsessed with him.

aethercool: introduction now bc ayaka didnt tell us ur name

ssashikanoin: i'm heizou, 15, freshman :,) , i know a lot abt crime

ayato: that's a fetus.

ayato: everyone boo the freshman

ssashikanoin: and what grade are you in??

ayato: senior lmao

ssashikanoin: you're gonna be thrown into the real world in a few months. do you know what your future holds? do you have the slightest idea what career you want to be thrown in for the rest of your life? will you find a job that you love or will you be stuck in a meaningless office because you didn't plan ahead? focus on yourself and not the freshman who is minding their own business.

ayato:

kujousara: kamisato ayato found dead in miami

ayato: you're not getting rid of me that easily

kujousara: what a shame.

ssashikanoin: anyways i read through the intros. the scaramouche guy is funny

scaramouche: watch yourself, freshman

monamegistus: did u not learn from what happened to ayato

ayato: nothing happened to me i'm literally still here

monamegistus: i can still hear his voice...... his simping for thoma..... that time he fell when ayaka mopped (though i didn't see it personally)..... he will be missed

ayato: bro

IHATEDAWNWINERY: hydro-on-hydro violence

ssashikanoin: you guys have visions??

luminecool: i don't

bostonian: u and ur brother can switch between elements at will shut up

luminecool: venti hates women (REAL) (u wouldnt tell aether to shut up!)

bostonian: BC AETHER DIDNT SAY ANYTHING

luminecool: REUGh

ssashikanoin: im anemo [smirk]

bostonian: anemo vision gang yass

xiao.: yeah

aethercool: occasionally

luminecool: every few days

sucrose🍭: hi anemo vision havers

Jean!: Anemo

sayu: hie

kazooha: we are superior

bostonian: thank u for ur input jean

Jean!: Of course

aethercool: scaramouche is Mean he threw an electric at me

scaramouche: i'm nice.

IlDottore: You tried to kill me last week

scaramouche: you deserved it

IlDottore: That's probably true!

luminecool: see i like that dottore has accepted the fact that he's a public enemy . childe you should try it

ajaxtartagliachilde: IM LITERALLY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS LET ME BREATHE

xiao.: childe took me to starbucks yesterday so i'm officially petitioning for us to end our unnecessary amounts of childe slander

ajaxtartagliachilde: i take you to starbucks every day.

xiao.: exactly and here's me being appreciative. abolish the childe hate club

ssashikanoin: who's childe

sayu: thoma look we're not the only people who don't know anyone anymore

thomathetrain: clueless gang rise up

kukishinobu: i only know itto and the kamisatos and thoma (honorary kamisato)

ayato: future kamisato*

kukishinobu: please develop a personality.

ayato: LMAOAOSOAOAOO

ganyu: i'm also in favor of abolishing the childe hate club he brings me starbucks

ganyu: unrelated but wow i've actually been conversating here lately i can't tell if i'm used to the chaos or if you guys are being normal

keqing: you're getting used to it

ganyu: fair

voltronsurvivor: CHILDE SUPREMACY he listened to me talk abt haunted houses for a solid hour yesterday and actively listened . no one has ever done that before Ever

luminecool: does anyone else have any arguments against childe slander

luminecool: zhongli stop typing.

ganyu: HEHDBSJDB

Zhongli: Fine.

Zhongli: He's perfect. I could elaborate but I'm sensing that I shouldn't.

ssashikanoin: zhongli (an empath)

xiao.: DJDNFNAJFN

ganyu: STOP IM CRYING

voltronsurvivor: LMAOSOAOAOAOA

ssashikanoin: making friends yasss

voltronsurvivor: bro u got xiao to laugh ur gonna fit right in here

kukishinobu: if i'm only 16 can i hire a babysitter for my children (itto)

ayato: what'd he do this time

kukishinobu: he's literally eating bark off of a tree. somebody sedate me.

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i hate seniors

kukishinobu: same but i can tolerate ayato he gives me money sometimes

officiallyfischl: i better not be seeing any dainsleif slander in here. he's a senior

IHATEDAWNWINERY: ^this girl is fr an fbi agent to the fbi agent

IHATEDAWNWINERY: wait dainsleif is in the fbi right

kukishinobu: no but i think kaeya is

albedooo: kaeya is 19, he's not in the fbi.

luminecool: albedo you're like a short blonde geo ayato

albedooo: i don't know who ayato is. also dainsleif is starting fbi training when he graduates.

dain: I'm gonna be Gideon

ssashikanoin: ⚱️gideon emoji

dain: NO

bostonian: STOP IT IM

dain: Hold on I have a photoshop meme for this

bostonian: of course you do

dain:

bostonian: WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY HELP ME

dain: Do you want the Morgan version

bostonian: YES?????

dain:

officiallyfischl: venti has joined the dainsleif fan club!

bostonian: first you people call me italian and then accuse me of being a dainsleif stan. unbelievable

ssashikanoin: unfortunate. does anyone wanna hear about fnaf lore

THEONEANDONI: NO PLEASE I HAVE TO HEAR ENOUFH FROM SHINOBU

kukishinobu: i'm telling him about the walten files next 💕

albedooo: walten files hello

luminecool: albedo types like normal person (real)

albedooo: ableism /j

luminecool: NO

voltronsurvivor: why is it so cold out im literally a pyro vision haver (real) why why WHY

bostonian: welcome to my world i'm always freezing for some reason

voltronsurvivor: seek medical attention

bostonian: no💕

xiao.:

xiao.: family group chat shenanigans

THEONEANDONI: DHGEJGJGJGDJ

kukishinobu took a screenshot!

kukishinobu: that's hysterical

voltronsurvivor: im a comedian what can i say

RaidenEi: The Shogun is malfunctioning again.

luminecool: thanks for the update

RaidenEi: No.

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