speak your truth cyno. sherlock holmes IS a babygirl

i am going to kiss diluc on the mouth


group: Diluc gets no bitches

amber: reminder that spotify shows what you are listening to. looking at you, venti.

venti: I AM LISTENING TO VERY GOOD MUSIC THANK YOU

amber: you've had cbat on repeat for half an hour.

venti: BSHAHFHWHFBSD

scaramouche: seek professional help

ayato: Hie

ayato: venti i know a great therapist

venti: thoma isn't a therapist

ayato: damn

aether: 🏳️‍🌈🫵

ayato: 🪞

aether: guilty😔

cyno: genderless catholic call that nun binary

cyno: anyways hi i got my collarbone fixed

aether: SHEDDING REAL TEARS

kazuha: did they let you keep the broken piece in a little jar

cyno: no but i got to do that when i got a tooth pulled a couple years ago

cyno: it was in a little bag though. i think it's lost under my bed rn

kazuha: what.

cyno: you asked a weird question i gave a weird answer so we're even

kazuha: i have no words

amber: cyno respectfully i do not want you around collei /j

cyno: how dare you try to rip me away from my daughter. i'm gonna hire a lawyer.

yanfei: hey

cyno: omg

yanfei: i'll be ur lawyer pro bono shawty

cyno: really 🥺🥺

yanfei: yah there's just one condition. Shikanoin Heizou and their Haunted Clown Doll must be eliminated.

heizou: how dare you speak ill of nikolai vasilyevich dottore the third

dottore: Woah what

dottore: I like this kid. Refrigerator can we adopt him

regrator: If anyone asks, I have no knowledge of this conversation.

regrator: Why is it Nikolai Vasilyevich Dottore the Third? What happened to the first two.

heizou: it's for the aesthetic

regrator: Noted.

cyno: so is yanfei my lawyer or not

yanfei: yeah i'll do it since i think dottore and regrator have taken over the haunted clown doll thing

amber: i'll find an even better lawyer

amber: like uhh

amber: kaeya

kaeya: I'm a detective not a lawyer

amber: youd probably be a decent lawyer

kaeya: Don't say this to me

amber: HGAHGDH

collei: what did i just open this group to

cyno: Hi Collei

amber: hi collei!

collei: i'm getting my own lawyer and suing both of you

cyno: PLEADLJBDJ

ganyu: i have A Story

ganyu: so i go outside to get the mail.

ganyu: and there is a whole actual literal entire loaf of bread.

ganyu: and i look at the return address and it says

ganyu:
Venti Barbatos
6322 SE Marinated Garlic Sq.

ganyu: and it's addressed to xiao.

ganyu: so that's how my day is going!

aether: i'll never understand what goes on in venti's brain

paimon: are you implying that venti has a brain

venti: VENTIPHOBIA

zhongli: Childe is a whore

childe: what the fawk

aether: @xiao @hu tao @ganyu @aloy @pierro @dottore @columbina @capitano @pulcinella @scaramouche @arlecchino @signora @regrator @sandrone who stole zhongli's phone

columbina: what do you people want from me

columbina: HAHAHAHA WHEOE

pulcinella: queso Dip recipe

childe: this isn't google bestie

pulcinella: how do I access the Gogole

pierro: I'll show you

kaeya: 🫵My Dad🫵

pierro: Hello Kaeya.

cyno: i sense old people in my presence

tighnari: it's you

cyno: it's your mom actually

tighnari: i'm with yours rn

cyno: MI MAMA

collei: what a coincidence! i'm with tighnari's mom right now!

tighnari: COLLEI NO

pulcinella: I had a mother once

collei: very cool pulcinella

lumine: aether just laughed so hard he fell off the couch

aether: TEARS ROLLOING DOWN MY FACE

timeskip brought to you by my diluc's neglected talents (sorry pookie)

dainsleif: Hi guys

aether: COLLAPSES HI DAIN

dainsleif: I'm drinking the coldest crispiest glass of root beer that I've ever had

lumine: it's 7am

dainsleif: Are we gonna have a problem

lumine: yes

albedo: on today's episode of "what's albedo hyperfixated on": literally sherlock holmes.

heizou: W

cyno: he's lowkey a babygirl

albedo:

albedo: did you just call sherlock holmes a babygirl?

cyno: yes is there an issue

albedo: nope. continue.

cyno: i have nothing more to say i just wanted to speak my truth

paimon: paimon wants a sandwich

lumine: again it is 7am

lumine: why are we all awake

cyno: my physical activity restrictions have been slightly lifted (i'm lying) so i'm running

tighnari: are you fr

cyno: pretend you didn't read that

childe: bestieth remember when i said dottore's name is dawn

dottore: You what?

childe: i was feeling silly goofy okay

dottore: That's not even my name👹

diluc: Oh good. I can live peacefully now.

IHATEDAWNWINERY: my heart is broken

IHATEDAWNWINERY: shattered even

dottore: Oh it was me on Zhongli's phone earlier btw. Laugh out loud

childe: i vote that we rename him to dawn bc it's silly and it pisses diluc off which is funny

pulcinella: Zandik

dottore: That is in fact my name! Thank you Pulcinella!

aether: that's sick actually . better than dawn perhaps

dottore: It's definitely better than Dawn. I'm insulting a certain winery

diluc: Kay why ess

dottore: Yes Diluc😔

aether: i hc these two as besties

paimon: agree

dottore: I accept this!

diluc: I don't.

dottore: Coward

mona: help i keep yawning

paimon: i'm gonna crawl in

mona: i'AwhTw

mona: What!

cyno: guys guys guys

cyno: i ate a clock yesterday

dainsleif: You people and eating things you shouldn't

cyno: yeah it was very time consuming

dainsleif:

dainsleif: I'm gonna

amber: who let cyno off his leash

cyno: joe MAMA!!!!!

dainsleif: I hate children

cyno: IM EIGHTEEN

dainsleif: You're a child

cyno: your mother

mona: i crave ham

dainsleif pinned a message from mona.

mona: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

mona: anyways

dainsleif: That was funny

mona: thank you i appreciate it

albedo: hello

aether: hello albedo

cyno: albedo are you gay

paimon: hi bedo wedo

mona: dain i ate ham. hello albedo.

albedo: literally what do i even respond to first.

albedo: replied to cyno: albedo are you gay --> probably

cyno: Nice

cyno: handshake emoji

albedo: handshake emoji

dainsleif: Mona why are you telling me you ate ham

mona: i thought you cared about my ham craving

dainsleif: Not really

mona: this is misogyny

dainsleif: No I just don't support French people

cyno: mona is french???/

mona: yes......

cyno: let's hope it's just a phase

mona: tbh



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