wendeez

sorry for not updating i had a bit of a crisis bc of bungou stray dogs LMAO 

group: i peefed myself

dain:

dain: @bostonian

bostonian: ??????????????????

dain: It's you

bostonian: thank you i appreciate it

ganyu: yknow i've always told myself i don't want kids because they steal your money

ganyu: no one warned me that little brothers are no different.

xiao.: we made a deal and it was hu tao too

voltronsurvivor: yeah we sold ganyu things in exchange for robux

ganyu: things such as my own pillow, the roomba, childe's clothes, a chair, and (the one that made me break) an adam sandler poster

kazooha: Did someone say Adam Sandler

ganyu: waiting for xiao and hu tao to get jobs

xiao.: no

voltronsurvivor: i'm working on it

ganyu: no you're not

voltronsurvivor: i am actually so let's fight in the backyard

ganyu: it is 10pm

voltronsurvivor: whats your point

ganyu: fair enough. give me like 5 minutes i'll be out there

voltronsurvivor: good

aethercool: i'm so hungry

bostonian: want me to send toe pics💕

aethercool: yes master 🥺

voltronsurvivor: WHAT THE DHEHFNEJFJR

kazooha: guys

kazooha: scaramouche and i are keeping the baby project baby

scaramouche: i want to throw it off a building i hate it so much

kazooha: that's no way to speak about our son

scaramouche: that thing is not my son.

kazooha: taking this to court

ssayanfei: i'll be your lawyer kazuha i'm slightly attached to venti walmart

bostonian: i still cannot believe y'all named that kid venti walmart

scaramouche: honestly we couldn't think of anything better

bostonian: r u implying that naming it after me was a worst case scenario

scaramouche: yeah

kazooha: i wanted to name it mark twain

kazooha: but scara said no

aethercool: like the ginger from bsd???????

kazooha: i haven't seen bsd are you aware that mark twain was in fact a real person

aethercool: What

luminecool: are you fr

luminecool: sorry about him he has negative brain cells

kazooha: lumine name one mark twain story

luminecool: uh

luminecool: the great gatsby

kazooha: That's Fitzgerald.

luminecool: wtf is fitzgerald

kazooha: i'm going to bed

dain: Yeah the twins are like that

aethercool: i literally hate english class ok

officiallyfischl: do ppl actually hate english i thought that was a myth

aethercool: i hate math more so i guess im kinda normal

kazooha: english class haters dni

kazooha: literally my best subject

kukishinobu: i have this anime magazine thing and i was flipping through it and will byers is in it for some reason

voltronsurvivor: wdym "for some reason" stranger things is my fav anime fr fr

kukishinobu: ur right my bad

ganyu: hi guys

sayu: who wants to massage my feet

ganyu: nvm

ganyu: can we pls let this bit die im begging

voltronsurvivor: its so funny tho

Yelan: Is it though?

voltronsurvivor: i forgot u were here that was a jumpscare

Yelan: Thanks

sayu: no one answered my question

aethercool: kazuha needs to come back so i can keep defending myself

aethercool: whered he go

generalgorou: he's probably reading

luminecool: dude reads 💀💀

kazooha: you should read too lumine. i would love to show you my book collection. just follow me down into this cellar

luminecool: are you trying to cask of amontillado me

kazooha: i genuinely didn't think you would get the reference

luminecool: how dumb do you think i am

kazooha: incredibly /j

kazooha: this is so entertaining im ngl

scaramouche: go care for your child

kazooha: oh so he's our child when it's convenient for you? i see how it is

sayu: SOMEONE MASSACRE MYFEET

scaramouche: well if you insist

sayu: NOT MASSSCRE MASSAGe

scaramouche: nevermind then

sayu: smh my head

kukishinobu: did you guys know wendys has strawberry frostees

kukishinobu: bcs they do and i feel like my life is complete

generalgorou: sprinting to wendys rn thanks shinobu

kukishinobu: ofc

kukishinobu: wendys 4 for 4s are my entire will to live

kukishinobu: add a frostee on top of that and boom all my lifes problems are solved

generalgorou: so true

sayu: wendeez nutz

generalgorou: moment ruined

sayu: im so funny

IHATEDAWNWINERY: who is mark twain

kazooha: im gonna cry

IHATEDAWNWINERY: sorry im not a nerd /j

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i know im fine but the money makes me handsomer

voltronsurvivor: STOP CHILDE PLAYS THAT SONG LIKE FIVE TIMES A DAY

ajaxtartagliachilde: ITS SO CATCHY OKAY

kaeyaalberich: Why did Sayu just send me like 10 pictures of her feet

kaeyaalberich: I don't think I've even met her

sayu: i sent them to everyone

IHATEDAWNWINERY: that's concerning

sayu: im aware

aethercool: currently watching paimon put her fingers into an empty cup of coffee and lick the sugar off 

paimoncool: its rly good okay

aethercool: you terrify me

paimoncool: good

officiallyfischl: self care is binge watching those tik tok videos where its a text to speech reading a reddit post w subway surfers gameplay in the background

voltronsurvivor: SO TRUE those and the roblox ones w subway surfers gameplay

officiallyfischl: ur so right

officiallyfischl: self care is subway surfers

ssashikanoin: the only thing that can calm me down when i have a panic attack is subway surfers

ssashikanoin: ik i need better coping mechanisms but like subway surfers works literally every time

officiallyfischl: HEIZOU

ssashikanoin: hiiiii

kazooha: welcome back

ssashikanoin: thanks ive been lurking for like a month tho

ssashikanoin: very invested in the life of venti walmart raiden-kaedehara

scaramouche: i'll sell him to you for a wendy's frostee

ssashikanoin: bet

kazooha: NO????????????????

officiallyfischl: im pretty sure i saw a picture of venti walmart on depop yesterday

scaramouche: LMFAO

kazooha: SCARA??????

kazooha: YOU PUT OUR KID ON DEPOP?????

scaramouche: and poshmark

kazooha: HWYA

scaramouche: he's listed for like 10k though no one is gonna buy him

ganyu: don't underestimate childe's willingness to buy weird things

ajaxtartagliachilde: whats your depop scaramouchy

scaramouche: i have you blocked don't even bother

ajaxtartagliachilde: HELPEJPFJ???????

kazooha: i kinda wanna see the listing tho

scaramouche: i'll text it to you

kazooha: thanx bestie

scaramouche: yeah

ajaxtartagliachilde: the absolute audacity

scaramouche: cope

kukishinobu: i'm still at wendys and i've eaten 3 strawberry frostees

kukishinobu: i think i'm gonna die

ssashikanoin: hot

kukishinobu: you're only on your 2nd frostee. weak

THEONEANDONI: YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS???

ssashikanoin: im the redhead thats at ur lunch table every day

THEONEANDONI: OH YEAH

THEONEANDONI: I KNEW THAT

kukishinobu: i lose a piece of my sanity every day




life updates bc i havent updated in like almost a month and a half oops

1. i got yelan at 15 pity bc i decided to do one (1) ten pull. so now im trying to build her on top of prefarming heizou and building fischl

2. got c4 kaeya from the free wish from yelans first ascension
3. decided to go for xiao after yelan. i now have c1 diluc (!!!!!!) and no xiao (im glad it was diluc tho bc despite the fact that i have every standard character hes the only one i use)

4. the recent bungou stray dogs chapters........................ akutagawa my beloved............
5. this is not a life update but i need to share this. i listen to all time low so much that sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night completely unable to move with alex gaskarth singing ominously in my head. i literally have a sleep paralysis alex gaskarth

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