sorry for not updating i had a bit of a crisis bc of bungou stray dogs LMAO
group: i peefed myself
dain:
dain: @bostonian
bostonian: ??????????????????
dain: It's you
bostonian: thank you i appreciate it
ganyu: yknow i've always told myself i don't want kids because they steal your money
ganyu: no one warned me that little brothers are no different.
xiao.: we made a deal and it was hu tao too
voltronsurvivor: yeah we sold ganyu things in exchange for robux
ganyu: things such as my own pillow, the roomba, childe's clothes, a chair, and (the one that made me break) an adam sandler poster
kazooha: Did someone say Adam Sandler
ganyu: waiting for xiao and hu tao to get jobs
xiao.: no
voltronsurvivor: i'm working on it
ganyu: no you're not
voltronsurvivor: i am actually so let's fight in the backyard
ganyu: it is 10pm
voltronsurvivor: whats your point
ganyu: fair enough. give me like 5 minutes i'll be out there
voltronsurvivor: good
aethercool: i'm so hungry
bostonian: want me to send toe pics💕
aethercool: yes master 🥺
voltronsurvivor: WHAT THE DHEHFNEJFJR
kazooha: guys
kazooha: scaramouche and i are keeping the baby project baby
scaramouche: i want to throw it off a building i hate it so much
kazooha: that's no way to speak about our son
scaramouche: that thing is not my son.
kazooha: taking this to court
ssayanfei: i'll be your lawyer kazuha i'm slightly attached to venti walmart
bostonian: i still cannot believe y'all named that kid venti walmart
scaramouche: honestly we couldn't think of anything better
bostonian: r u implying that naming it after me was a worst case scenario
scaramouche: yeah
kazooha: i wanted to name it mark twain
kazooha: but scara said no
aethercool: like the ginger from bsd???????
kazooha: i haven't seen bsd are you aware that mark twain was in fact a real person
aethercool: What
luminecool: are you fr
luminecool: sorry about him he has negative brain cells
kazooha: lumine name one mark twain story
luminecool: uh
luminecool: the great gatsby
kazooha: That's Fitzgerald.
luminecool: wtf is fitzgerald
kazooha: i'm going to bed
dain: Yeah the twins are like that
aethercool: i literally hate english class ok
officiallyfischl: do ppl actually hate english i thought that was a myth
aethercool: i hate math more so i guess im kinda normal
kazooha: english class haters dni
kazooha: literally my best subject
kukishinobu: i have this anime magazine thing and i was flipping through it and will byers is in it for some reason
voltronsurvivor: wdym "for some reason" stranger things is my fav anime fr fr
kukishinobu: ur right my bad
ganyu: hi guys
sayu: who wants to massage my feet
ganyu: nvm
ganyu: can we pls let this bit die im begging
voltronsurvivor: its so funny tho
Yelan: Is it though?
voltronsurvivor: i forgot u were here that was a jumpscare
Yelan: Thanks
sayu: no one answered my question
aethercool: kazuha needs to come back so i can keep defending myself
aethercool: whered he go
generalgorou: he's probably reading
luminecool: dude reads 💀💀
kazooha: you should read too lumine. i would love to show you my book collection. just follow me down into this cellar
luminecool: are you trying to cask of amontillado me
kazooha: i genuinely didn't think you would get the reference
luminecool: how dumb do you think i am
kazooha: incredibly /j
kazooha: this is so entertaining im ngl
scaramouche: go care for your child
kazooha: oh so he's our child when it's convenient for you? i see how it is
sayu: SOMEONE MASSACRE MYFEET
scaramouche: well if you insist
sayu: NOT MASSSCRE MASSAGe
scaramouche: nevermind then
sayu: smh my head
kukishinobu: did you guys know wendys has strawberry frostees
kukishinobu: bcs they do and i feel like my life is complete
generalgorou: sprinting to wendys rn thanks shinobu
kukishinobu: ofc
kukishinobu: wendys 4 for 4s are my entire will to live
kukishinobu: add a frostee on top of that and boom all my lifes problems are solved
generalgorou: so true
sayu: wendeez nutz
generalgorou: moment ruined
sayu: im so funny
IHATEDAWNWINERY: who is mark twain
kazooha: im gonna cry
IHATEDAWNWINERY: sorry im not a nerd /j
IHATEDAWNWINERY: i know im fine but the money makes me handsomer
voltronsurvivor: STOP CHILDE PLAYS THAT SONG LIKE FIVE TIMES A DAY
ajaxtartagliachilde: ITS SO CATCHY OKAY
kaeyaalberich: Why did Sayu just send me like 10 pictures of her feet
kaeyaalberich: I don't think I've even met her
sayu: i sent them to everyone
IHATEDAWNWINERY: that's concerning
sayu: im aware
aethercool: currently watching paimon put her fingers into an empty cup of coffee and lick the sugar off
paimoncool: its rly good okay
aethercool: you terrify me
paimoncool: good
officiallyfischl: self care is binge watching those tik tok videos where its a text to speech reading a reddit post w subway surfers gameplay in the background
voltronsurvivor: SO TRUE those and the roblox ones w subway surfers gameplay
officiallyfischl: ur so right
officiallyfischl: self care is subway surfers
ssashikanoin: the only thing that can calm me down when i have a panic attack is subway surfers
ssashikanoin: ik i need better coping mechanisms but like subway surfers works literally every time
officiallyfischl: HEIZOU
ssashikanoin: hiiiii
kazooha: welcome back
ssashikanoin: thanks ive been lurking for like a month tho
ssashikanoin: very invested in the life of venti walmart raiden-kaedehara
scaramouche: i'll sell him to you for a wendy's frostee
ssashikanoin: bet
kazooha: NO????????????????
officiallyfischl: im pretty sure i saw a picture of venti walmart on depop yesterday
scaramouche: LMFAO
kazooha: SCARA??????
kazooha: YOU PUT OUR KID ON DEPOP?????
scaramouche: and poshmark
kazooha: HWYA
scaramouche: he's listed for like 10k though no one is gonna buy him
ganyu: don't underestimate childe's willingness to buy weird things
ajaxtartagliachilde: whats your depop scaramouchy
scaramouche: i have you blocked don't even bother
ajaxtartagliachilde: HELPEJPFJ???????
kazooha: i kinda wanna see the listing tho
scaramouche: i'll text it to you
kazooha: thanx bestie
scaramouche: yeah
ajaxtartagliachilde: the absolute audacity
scaramouche: cope
kukishinobu: i'm still at wendys and i've eaten 3 strawberry frostees
kukishinobu: i think i'm gonna die
ssashikanoin: hot
kukishinobu: you're only on your 2nd frostee. weak
THEONEANDONI: YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS???
ssashikanoin: im the redhead thats at ur lunch table every day
THEONEANDONI: OH YEAH
THEONEANDONI: I KNEW THAT
kukishinobu: i lose a piece of my sanity every day
life updates bc i havent updated in like almost a month and a half oops
1. i got yelan at 15 pity bc i decided to do one (1) ten pull. so now im trying to build her on top of prefarming heizou and building fischl
2. got c4 kaeya from the free wish from yelans first ascension
3. decided to go for xiao after yelan. i now have c1 diluc (!!!!!!) and no xiao (im glad it was diluc tho bc despite the fact that i have every standard character hes the only one i use)
4. the recent bungou stray dogs chapters........................ akutagawa my beloved............
5. this is not a life update but i need to share this. i listen to all time low so much that sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night completely unable to move with alex gaskarth singing ominously in my head. i literally have a sleep paralysis alex gaskarth