kamisato ayato kamisato ayato kamisato ayato

DID YALL SEE AYATOS DRIP MARKETING IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING HE IS SO GORGEOUS also my brother got diluc before me and it's not okay BUT AYATO

group: Venti stop changing the group name

bostonian changed the group name to "thneedville"

bostonian: Hello

sayu: WHATEGWHFB

dain: I don't know what I expected

officiallyfischl: i got the cookie that sounds like dainsleif in cookie run i am literally so cool and awesoTHERESA MOSQUITO ON MY WALL SVREAMING CRYING SHAKIG

officiallyfischl: oz ate it

scaramouche removed YaeMiko and RaidenEi from "thneedville"

scaramouche: MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 20 MINUTES

scaramouche: IT'S AN ENTIRE ESSAY

scaramouche: I HAVEN'T STARTED IT

ajaxtartagliachilde: sucks to be you ig

bostonian:

bostonian: submit this

scaramouche: literally no

luminecool: why did you remove your moms wtf

scaramouche: they're teachers i'm not trying to get lectured rn

luminecool: okay then do your homework instead of texting us

scaramouche: i don't think you understand how much i can't do that

aethercool: i've been gluten'd.

kazooha: get well soon

bostonian: i'll invite thomas gibson to your funeral

aethercool: venti i literally love u /p

voltronsurvivor: did someone say funeral

kazooha: can we plan scara's funeral too since i know for a fact that he hasn't started that essay and there's 7 minutes left

scaramouche: i write fast i can probably do this

dilucragnvindr: Albedo wrote an essay in two minutes once. I have never feared someone more than him

albedooo: curious to see how fast scaramouche can write this.

scaramouche: submitted with 30 seconds left to spare you can all fight me

bostonian: WHATAG

bostonian: okay so just aether's funeral then

aethercool: i am in so much pain rn

aethercool: kaeya can u arrest someone for me

kaeyaalberich: No

aethercool: you're not invited to my funeral

kaeyaalberich: How devastating

aethercool: actually only thomas gibson is invited i better not see anyone else there

albedooo: you're just gonna erase shemar moore like that?

aethercool: wait yuore right im sorry albedo i won't do it again

time skip brought to you by ayato's face reveal

tomoswag: got called gay in yae's class earlier

bangbang: what happened shawty

tomoswag: i got called gay in yae's class

bangbang: ye but why

tomoswag: i was being gay

bangbang: in yae's class?

tomoswag: yeah it was in yae's class

bangbang: who called u gay

tomoswag: it was scaramouche

tomoswag: he called me gay in yae's class

bangbang: scaramouche did you call tomo gay in yae's class

scaramouche: yes i did

scaramouche added YaeMiko and RaidenEi to "thneedville"

YaeMiko: I still know about your essay.

scaramouche: was it kazuha

kazooha: why do u always assume it's me wtf

scaramouche: it's funny

YaeMiko: No, Ei figured it out. You're not good at hiding things from us.

scaramouche: yes i am wtf

YaeMiko: No, you're not. You used to have such an obvious crush on a certain friend of yours that we thought you were gay.

scaramouche: H

tomoswag: LMAOJDFHGJEGDJKD

generalgorou: WHO WAS IT IMC RYIGN

scaramouche: that's confidential information

generalgorou: okay kaeya

kazooha: it was probably me bcs why else would shogun be the way that she is /j

scaramouche left "thneedville"

kazooha added scaramouche to "thneedville"

kazooha: HELP I WAS KIDDING IM SORRY

scaramouche: it's fine it was like a year ago

scaramouche: that is prolly the reason that stupid robot is the way she is though

RaidenEi: Be nice to the Shogun.

luminecool: oooo scara mommys yelling at you

scaramouche:


bostonian: my impact

ajaxtartagliachilde: i forgot the english word for a thing pls help👍🏻

scaramouche: i would clown on you but you speak more languages than me so

ajaxtartagliachilde: i am cool and awesome and amazing now someone tell me what the english word for the thing is

albedooo: can you describe the thing

ajaxtartagliachilde: no

albedooo: then no, i can't tell you

ajaxtartagliachilde: holdon let me think of th words

ajaxtartagliachilde: the thing in hotels and fancy buildings that takes you up and down but not stairs it's like

albedooo: elevator?

ajaxtartagliachilde: THATS THE THING THANK YUO ALBEDO

voltronsurvivor: why did none of you traitors tell me that ayato is hot

thomathetrain: can't believe you didn't already know

voltronsurvivor:

voltronsurvivor: FR THO WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME??? HES SO ATTRACTIBE

luminecool: i'm gonna be honest i've never seen him idk how

luminecool: thoma that was not an invitation to flood my dms with photos of your boyfriend

thomathetrain: sorry

thomathetrain: i'm not sorry idk why i said that

luminecool: okay wait he's hot

voltronsurvivor: THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!!

icyayaka: That's My Brother

luminecool: okay and your brother is hot

icyayaka: i can't even be mad that was funny

voltronsurvivor: kamisato genes....... so powerful..... so good......

thomathetrain: so true

aethercool: so true

ayato: ?????????

ayato: i cooka da pizza

luminecool: thanks for your input

ayato: of course

luminecool: forgot to mention that thoma followed up his ayato photo spam with, and this is copied and pasted directly from what he sent, "LOOK AT AYATO IM GONNA GIVE HIM A FAT KISSY SMOOCH SMOOXH MWAH MWAH"

thomathetrain: guilty LOL

icyayaka: hate my life fr /j

ayato: single behavior

icyayaka: living my best life

ayato: you can continue being Sad and Single and i will go and kiss my boyfriend while you cry

icyayaka: u can go kiss ur boyfriend and i will continue being happy by stealing ur boyfriends dog

thomathetrain: it's his birthday be nice to him

thomathetrain: im gonna buy him a party hat later and we're gonna take him to get ice cream

icyayaka: im coming too i wanna celebrate taroumaru's birthday

thomathetrain: ofc shawty

ganyu: sometimes me and xiao and hu tao get in the car and just sit in the driveway and pretend that we're a soccer family going to wendy's after losing a soccer game

aethercool: WHATGA

ganyu: i'm the soccer mom my name is janet. hu tao is the youngest daughter named ckaren and xiao is the oldest son named timotheigh he's the soccer player

xiao.: timotheigh's wendy's order is a 4 for 4 but instead of the fries, drink, sandwich, and nuggets he gets all nuggets

voltronsurvivor: ckaren orders a microwaved frostie and the spoon has to be microwaved inside it

ganyu: janet orders a coffee and small fry

ganyu: sometimes we roll down the window and pretend we're talking to a drive thru person

sayu: WH

barbara!!: all ive gathered from this is that the lapis siblings are weird

voltronsurvivor: we're funny LOL (laugh now or i will make you forcibly shart)

sayu: ayato pick me up im scared

ayato: i'm gay 🧐🤨😳

sayu: shocking

ayato: ikr

keqing: the wendys thing????? i am concerned

ganyu: it's so much fun you should join us sometime

xiao.: i hate to admit it but it's really entertaining

aethercool: cant believe ventis boyfriend is actually a soccer boy named timotheigh

bostonian: what abt my boyfriend now

bostonian: oh

bostonian: NDJBDJFGKHFJHD XIAO

xiao.: i can't defend myself

keqing: childe and zhongli come get ur kids

ajaxtartagliachilde: theyre like that weve just gotten used to it at this point

ajaxtartagliachilde: its rly funny actually

keqing: Hmmm

bostonian: M Y FAT HORSE STEPPED ONME AGAIN


YALL I DID A SINGLE PULL AT 10 PITY AND

he made me go to 80 pity to get c0 after losing 50/50 to mona and then this ?? thought he hated me but nah he's my bff <3 me on ayato banner so true

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