DID YALL SEE AYATOS DRIP MARKETING IM SHAKING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING HE IS SO GORGEOUS also my brother got diluc before me and it's not okay BUT AYATO
group: Venti stop changing the group name
bostonian changed the group name to "thneedville"
bostonian: Hello
sayu: WHATEGWHFB
dain: I don't know what I expected
officiallyfischl: i got the cookie that sounds like dainsleif in cookie run i am literally so cool and awesoTHERESA MOSQUITO ON MY WALL SVREAMING CRYING SHAKIG
officiallyfischl: oz ate it
scaramouche removed YaeMiko and RaidenEi from "thneedville"
scaramouche: MY ENGLISH HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 20 MINUTES
scaramouche: IT'S AN ENTIRE ESSAY
scaramouche: I HAVEN'T STARTED IT
ajaxtartagliachilde: sucks to be you ig
bostonian:
bostonian: submit this
scaramouche: literally no
luminecool: why did you remove your moms wtf
scaramouche: they're teachers i'm not trying to get lectured rn
luminecool: okay then do your homework instead of texting us
scaramouche: i don't think you understand how much i can't do that
aethercool: i've been gluten'd.
kazooha: get well soon
bostonian: i'll invite thomas gibson to your funeral
aethercool: venti i literally love u /p
voltronsurvivor: did someone say funeral
kazooha: can we plan scara's funeral too since i know for a fact that he hasn't started that essay and there's 7 minutes left
scaramouche: i write fast i can probably do this
dilucragnvindr: Albedo wrote an essay in two minutes once. I have never feared someone more than him
albedooo: curious to see how fast scaramouche can write this.
scaramouche: submitted with 30 seconds left to spare you can all fight me
bostonian: WHATAG
bostonian: okay so just aether's funeral then
aethercool: i am in so much pain rn
aethercool: kaeya can u arrest someone for me
kaeyaalberich: No
aethercool: you're not invited to my funeral
kaeyaalberich: How devastating
aethercool: actually only thomas gibson is invited i better not see anyone else there
albedooo: you're just gonna erase shemar moore like that?
aethercool: wait yuore right im sorry albedo i won't do it again
time skip brought to you by ayato's face reveal
tomoswag: got called gay in yae's class earlier
bangbang: what happened shawty
tomoswag: i got called gay in yae's class
bangbang: ye but why
tomoswag: i was being gay
bangbang: in yae's class?
tomoswag: yeah it was in yae's class
bangbang: who called u gay
tomoswag: it was scaramouche
tomoswag: he called me gay in yae's class
bangbang: scaramouche did you call tomo gay in yae's class
scaramouche: yes i did
scaramouche added YaeMiko and RaidenEi to "thneedville"
YaeMiko: I still know about your essay.
scaramouche: was it kazuha
kazooha: why do u always assume it's me wtf
scaramouche: it's funny
YaeMiko: No, Ei figured it out. You're not good at hiding things from us.
scaramouche: yes i am wtf
YaeMiko: No, you're not. You used to have such an obvious crush on a certain friend of yours that we thought you were gay.
scaramouche: H
tomoswag: LMAOJDFHGJEGDJKD
generalgorou: WHO WAS IT IMC RYIGN
scaramouche: that's confidential information
generalgorou: okay kaeya
kazooha: it was probably me bcs why else would shogun be the way that she is /j
scaramouche left "thneedville"
kazooha added scaramouche to "thneedville"
kazooha: HELP I WAS KIDDING IM SORRY
scaramouche: it's fine it was like a year ago
scaramouche: that is prolly the reason that stupid robot is the way she is though
RaidenEi: Be nice to the Shogun.
luminecool: oooo scara mommys yelling at you
scaramouche:
bostonian: my impact
ajaxtartagliachilde: i forgot the english word for a thing pls help👍🏻
scaramouche: i would clown on you but you speak more languages than me so
ajaxtartagliachilde: i am cool and awesome and amazing now someone tell me what the english word for the thing is
albedooo: can you describe the thing
ajaxtartagliachilde: no
albedooo: then no, i can't tell you
ajaxtartagliachilde: holdon let me think of th words
ajaxtartagliachilde: the thing in hotels and fancy buildings that takes you up and down but not stairs it's like
albedooo: elevator?
ajaxtartagliachilde: THATS THE THING THANK YUO ALBEDO
voltronsurvivor: why did none of you traitors tell me that ayato is hot
thomathetrain: can't believe you didn't already know
voltronsurvivor:
voltronsurvivor: FR THO WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME??? HES SO ATTRACTIBE
luminecool: i'm gonna be honest i've never seen him idk how
luminecool: thoma that was not an invitation to flood my dms with photos of your boyfriend
thomathetrain: sorry
thomathetrain: i'm not sorry idk why i said that
luminecool: okay wait he's hot
voltronsurvivor: THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!!!
icyayaka: That's My Brother
luminecool: okay and your brother is hot
icyayaka: i can't even be mad that was funny
voltronsurvivor: kamisato genes....... so powerful..... so good......
thomathetrain: so true
aethercool: so true
ayato: ?????????
ayato: i cooka da pizza
luminecool: thanks for your input
ayato: of course
luminecool: forgot to mention that thoma followed up his ayato photo spam with, and this is copied and pasted directly from what he sent, "LOOK AT AYATO IM GONNA GIVE HIM A FAT KISSY SMOOCH SMOOXH MWAH MWAH"
thomathetrain: guilty LOL
icyayaka: hate my life fr /j
ayato: single behavior
icyayaka: living my best life
ayato: you can continue being Sad and Single and i will go and kiss my boyfriend while you cry
icyayaka: u can go kiss ur boyfriend and i will continue being happy by stealing ur boyfriends dog
thomathetrain: it's his birthday be nice to him
thomathetrain: im gonna buy him a party hat later and we're gonna take him to get ice cream
icyayaka: im coming too i wanna celebrate taroumaru's birthday
thomathetrain: ofc shawty
ganyu: sometimes me and xiao and hu tao get in the car and just sit in the driveway and pretend that we're a soccer family going to wendy's after losing a soccer game
aethercool: WHATGA
ganyu: i'm the soccer mom my name is janet. hu tao is the youngest daughter named ckaren and xiao is the oldest son named timotheigh he's the soccer player
xiao.: timotheigh's wendy's order is a 4 for 4 but instead of the fries, drink, sandwich, and nuggets he gets all nuggets
voltronsurvivor: ckaren orders a microwaved frostie and the spoon has to be microwaved inside it
ganyu: janet orders a coffee and small fry
ganyu: sometimes we roll down the window and pretend we're talking to a drive thru person
sayu: WH
barbara!!: all ive gathered from this is that the lapis siblings are weird
voltronsurvivor: we're funny LOL (laugh now or i will make you forcibly shart)
sayu: ayato pick me up im scared
ayato: i'm gay 🧐🤨😳
sayu: shocking
ayato: ikr
keqing: the wendys thing????? i am concerned
ganyu: it's so much fun you should join us sometime
xiao.: i hate to admit it but it's really entertaining
aethercool: cant believe ventis boyfriend is actually a soccer boy named timotheigh
bostonian: what abt my boyfriend now
bostonian: oh
bostonian: NDJBDJFGKHFJHD XIAO
xiao.: i can't defend myself
keqing: childe and zhongli come get ur kids
ajaxtartagliachilde: theyre like that weve just gotten used to it at this point
ajaxtartagliachilde: its rly funny actually
keqing: Hmmm
bostonian: M Y FAT HORSE STEPPED ONME AGAIN
YALL I DID A SINGLE PULL AT 10 PITY AND
he made me go to 80 pity to get c0 after losing 50/50 to mona and then this ?? thought he hated me but nah he's my bff <3 me on ayato banner so true