group: bennett fan club

chongyun: another day another suspiciously long fire drill

sucrose🍭: it wasn't me this time but i can't speak for albedo

chongyun: did gorou finally snap

generalgorou: i'm STANDING NEXT TO YOU

chongyun: that confirms nothing

thomathetrain: imagine having fire drills

bangbang: i'm gonna set your house on fire

thomathetrain: when did you get here wtf

bangbang: wink wink

noelle=): where r u guys we should start a mosh pit

kazooha: searching for gorou

generalgorou: look for chongyun i'm standing next to him

kazooha: oh i see you guys

chongyun: what the frick how did u manage to find him just from that

kazooha: ur literally bright blue g

luminecool: THATS A HUGE FLAME UH

luminecool: ALBEDO SUCROSE GOROU WHICH ONE OF YOU

sucrose🍭: not me or gorou. albedo maybe?

noelle=): albedo can burn down the school if he wants to and he'll look good doing it /p

aethercool: no literally i think it's time we all acknowledge how attractive albedo is

kaeyaalberich: So true

aethercool: it's not ok when u do it tho.

amberwantstofly: he's more like a baby to me i wanna squish him

luminecool: ambers maternal instinct strikes again

amberwantstofly: benny and albedo r my kids

aloynotahoy: i am so glad i graduated

Lisa💜: Oh this isn't good.

xingqiu: HELP HI LISA ??

voltronsurvivor: did albedo finally go un poco loco

voltronsurvivor: that's kinda girlboss of him

sucrose🍭: i'm actually kinda concerned for him right now

ayaka: yeah me too :(

albedooo: guys. i am not an arsonist. i am diabetic and was in the nurses office which was why i wasn't answering.

sucrose🍭: oh hi!

aethercool: albedo i was So Scared

albedooo: what's happening? obviously there's a fire. but what happened.

aethercool: idk we were hoping you would know

barbietoes: WHO IS BANGBANG?? ALSO IS OIR ACHOOL ONF IRE ???

xiao.: venti my love it very clearly is

aethercool: 🔇PDA ALERT🔇

bangbang: sucrose never did an intro so i'm not doing mine until she does hers

sucrose🍭: sucrose, 18, senior, i study bio-alchemy. who are you?

bangbang: cool cool

bangbang: i'm yoimiya 18 senior and i frickin love fireworks

xiao.: are you the reason the school is on fire

bangbang: nah lmao not my thing. it'd be a lot prettier if it was me

thomathetrain: vouch

scaramouche: it's an electrical fire

ssayanfei: i think you're gonna dethrone me as the person who knows everything

scaramouche: we can share the spot i guess

ssayanfei: i'm down

barbietoes: no school for the next week⁉️⁉️ jean bestie pls confirm

Jean!: I can't say anything

xingqiu:

xingqiu: another day, another venti interaction that i did not ask for. in the middle of the school burning down no less

barbietoes: listen im actually a bit scared rn so im relieving the stress by texting u abt the patriots

xingqiu: understandable actually

xingqiu: why does scaramouche just like know its an electrical fire

scaramouche: i know things, remember?

bangbang: if youre referencing what i think u are im gonna kill u

bangbang: its been years dont make me remember.

scaramouche: i'll make sure you never forget

officiallyfischl added monamegistus to "bennett fan club"

officiallyfischl: mostly added her for fire updates but i have another reason too 😏

scaramouche: is that the mona girl who keeps getting mentioned to me. who are you

monamegistus: mona

scaramouche: wow. never would've guessed that

monamegistus: u think ur so funny huh

scaramouche: i know i am

aethercool: keep this flirting out of my group chat rhe school is literally on FIRE!!!!!!

officiallyfischl: i think scaramouche did it. why else would he know it's an electrical fire?

scaramouche: ugh i know it's an electrical fire because i know one of the admins leave me alone

luminecool: like besides jean or lisa ??? who

scaramouche: that's for me to know and you to find out

luminecool: i don't like u

scaramouche: get in line you're not the first

ssayanfei: is anyone here on yearbook team bc y'all should add a section called "most likely to get cancelled on twitter" and vote scaramouche

scaramouche: scaramouche isn't my real name

ssayanfei: idk why you felt the need to share tjay but i'm not happy about it. i will find you real name.

scaramouche: you couldn't even find the twins' last name

ssayanfei: don't test me. they're mysterious and new here. i will find you.

voltronsurvivor: yanfei bestie if he won't tell u u prolly won't find it

ssayanfei: idc i'm determined

xiao.: not to agree with tao or anything but she's right

voltronsurvivor: bro

ssayanfei: i'm not taking this from the 16 year old who can't drive and has a tattoo sleeve

aethercool: XIAO HAS A WHAT????

xiao.: how did you even know that i don't wear short sleeves at school

ssayanfei: i'm besties w ur new sister

xiao.: oh

aethercool: i'm stressed abt this fire bc it looks like it's getting worse so xiao do u wanna team up and expose venti

xiao.: obviously

aethercool: ok cool i'll go first . resident equestrian venti barbatos owns a $300 pair of horse boots

barbietoes: THEYRE RIDING BOOTS!!!!!!

xiao.: he likes aaron hotchner more than he likes me (his actual boyfriend)

scaramouche: GOODNESS GRACIOUS WE GET IT YOU'RE BOYFRIENDS WE KNOW

barbietoes: LET HIM FLEX✋🏻

luminecool: u would think venti would be the one flexing xiao all the time huh

aethercool: no they're equal last night when i was feeding ventis horses w him he just talked abt xiao the whole time

scaramouche: sounds like gorou and kazuha

generalgorou: idc we deserve it get urself a girlfriend or something

ssayanfei: scara is straight?????🤢

scaramouche: that's the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

generalgorou: or get urself a boyfriend idc ... pda is fun

aethercool: NOT IN MY GROUPCHAT!

barbietoes: AETHER AND XIAO DID U GIBE UO EXPISNG ME

aethercool: yeah i'm too nervous to think of other weird things u do

xiao.: he eats ketchup straight

ssayanfei: discussion is over. jail.

ssayanfei: My advisors, Agent Hu and Agent Megistus, are here to join me today for this trial. Defendant, please confirm the following information is correct so we can remove forward regarding the ketchup situation.
Name Last: Barbatos
Name First: Venti
Name Middle: Starbucks
Current Address: 6322 SE Marinated Garlic Sq.
Current Age: 16
If something above is incorrect please reply ASAP so we can move forward.

barbietoes: MY MIDDLE NAME IS NOT STARBUCKS?????????????

xiao.: some kid just came up to me and gave me a flower because i "looked sad" and told me her name is qiqi

albedooo: that's dr. baizhu's kid. she's kinda scary but she's cool.

xiao.: good to know

ssayanfei: Advisors, would you like to discuss the matter being presented before Mr. Barbatos today?

monamegistus: Yes, thank you Agent (yanfei idk ur last name im sorry). Mr. Barbatos, our client has told us you eat ketchup "straight". Can you confirm this accusation?

barbietoes: im not straight i have a boyfriend

monamegistus: Thank you, Mr. Barbatos.

voltronsurvivor: Mr. Barbatos, could you please confirm how you eat the ketchup?

barbietoes: of course agent hu. i rip open the packet and suck it like a juice box

albedooo: i'm uncomfortable.

barbietoes: KM SORRY ALBEDO I WOMT DO IT AHAIN

monamegistus: Agent Hu and Agent Yanfei, I believe we have heard everything we need.

ssayanfei: I agree. Have we decided on a verdict, or has the client agreed to drop charges?

xiao.: i'm dropping the charges because he's cute

voltronsurvivor: I'm afraid that's not how it works, Mr. Lapis.

xiao.: ok then give him the death penalty

barbietoes: ALATUS ☹️

luminecool: busted out the legal name lmaoooo💀💀💀💀

to be continued [smirk]