group: xiaovenphobic
THEONEANDONI: WE SHOULD CHANGE THE GROUP NAME I SUPPORT XIAOVEN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!
aethercool: i don't
luminecool: i do actually xiaoven supremacy so uhh does anyone have suggestions
barbietoes named the group "aether wilder hateclub"
aethercool named the group "extremely xiaovenphobic"
barbietoes named the group "xiao is hot shut up"
aethercool named the group "extremely incredibly xiaovenphobic"
sayu named the group "silly little shower curtains"
barbietoes named the group "aether likes feet"
aethercool named the group "aether HATES feet"
barbietoes named the group "GO PATS🇺🇸🏈"
dain named the group "Venti stop changing the group name"
aethercool: we're going with that one
barbietoes: NOOO MY PATRIOTS NAME
xiao.: it was for the best
barbietoes: RUDE
bae dough: I would've gone with "silly little shower curtains" but that's just me
luminecool: BEIDOU????????
bae dough: Kazuha talks about this group all the time and I needed in so I sent Aether $5 on paypal for a smoothie
aethercool: gonna make childe drive me to smoothie king after school
kazooha: smoothie sounds rly good rn
officiallyfischl: SOMEONE ELSE IS VAPING IN THE BATHROOMS RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT GOROU OR ROSARIA BECAUSE I JUST SAW GOROU AND ROSARIA IS ABSENT. WHICH ONE OF YOU HEATHENS?!
scaramouche: you did d.a.r.e. in 5th grade and made it your whole personality
officiallyfischl: is it you raiden kunikuzushi?!
scaramouche: nah i'm an athlete
generalgorou: i have a confession i don't even vape . the joke from the first time fischl brought this up was just too funny to pass up
officiallyfischl: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?
generalgorou: sorry 4 leading u on shawty but if it helps most ppl here also didn't know
barbietoes: my life is a lie
officiallyfischl: who else was in on this????!!!!
generalgorou: kazuha, scaramouche, jean, mona, itto, and rosaria
generalgorou: oh and albedo because he's albedo and figured it out on his own. and then probably kaeya by extension. and also kokomi and sara and tomo but they're not in this group
barbietoes: JEAN?!
Jean!: Why do you think he's never gotten in trouble?
luminecool: we are all a bunch of idiots
barbara!!: i knew something was up because i knew jean would definitely get him in trouble for that whether they were friends or not !!! glad i'm not just crazy
generalgorou: this is the end of an era ig
generalgorou: however i still have a contract with albedo that i take the arsonist jonkes so pls continue to deflect them onto me thanks
generalgorou: jokes* not jonkes idk what happened
aloynotahoy: geo men and their contracts 😐
Zhongli: Is this about me?
aloynotahoy: yes😁
sucrose🍭: i'll take the arsonist jokes i think they're funny actually
generalgorou: deal
generalgorou: idk why any of you still believed that i'm literally an athlete
Jean!: More of you are athletes than I would expect honestly.
Jean!: Gorou does archery, Scaramouche and Kazuha play volleyball, Xingqiu does fencing, Venti is a horse boy and does archery, Childe did archery and lacrosse, Lumine is a cheerleader, the list goes on
barbietoes: IM NOT A HORSE BOY!!!!!!!! IM AN EQUESTRIAN!!!!!!!
officiallyfischl: i need to lay down for a while. gorou has broken me.
dain: RIP
officiallyfischl: nevermind i'm fine now hi dainsleif
dain: Do you guys wanna watch me fight Venti at the flagpole during A lunch
officiallyfischl: obviously
aethercool: yes pls use his hard head as a claymore and hit lumine thanks
luminecool: I AM SORRY FOR TAKING YOUR GLUTEN FREE OREOS!!!!!
aethercool: SORRY DOESNT BRING BACK MY OREOS YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR OWN OREOS
monamegistus: another day another migraine
monamegistus: also dain i would love to see you beat the crap out of venti
scaramouche: it's been a while since there was a good fight at this school so yeah i'm in
barbietoes: why do you guys wanna see me get beat up so bad wtf
barbietoes: anyways even if i do get beat up by dainsleif i still have xiao on my side and he will commit murder
xiao.: i will not commit murder but i'll come very close to it🙂
ganyu: okay i was all for this fight but i feel like xiao would be sad if venti actually got hurt and i don't wanna see xiao sad he's my bff
xiao.: i don't get sad
luminecool: i watched you have a full mental breakdown in venti's backyard last week
xiao.: okay tmi no one here needs to know that
dain: So am I fighting Venti or not
barbietoes: oh ur on birthmark boy
imbennett: BIRTHMARK BOY HELP
barbietoes: i have an anemo vision and what do u have?? a pretty face?? well newsflash dainsleif i have that too
ssayanfei: dainsleif has the power of the element of [REDACTED]!
barbietoes: excuse me
xingqiu:
xingqiu: dainsleif please kick his b*tt
dain: To be fair he could be worse. What if he DID want to mix ketchup with ice cream
xingqiu: don't even make me think abt that possibility. thanks
dain: Just saying
kazooha: thinking about my stuffed shark that has earmuffs
kazooha: best 5 mora i've ever spent
barbara!!: i have to agree with gorou about this tbh. kazuha is so cute i wanna squish him
generalgorou: so true so true so true so true so true
scaramouche: yeah he's really cute when he's spiking a volleyball directly at your face
kazooha: That Was One Time.
barbara!!: okay still scaramouche he literally has a stuffed shark with earmuffs and have u seen his eyes he just looks so sweet i wanna squish him !!! not even in a romantic way i just wanna keep him in a little fish bowl and feed him fish flakes
luminecool: aether used to eat fish food
aethercool: THAT WAS OUR SECRET
barbietoes: LMAOOOOOO AETHER R U A LITTLE FISH BOY 🥺🥺 U WANNA LIVE IN A TANK WITH SOME ROCKS 🥺🥺 HUH AETHER 🥺🥺
aethercool: I HATE U VENTI
barbara!!: this also specifically applies to thoma like he's cute but in a way that makes me wanna buy him a little dog outfit and post him on facebook
thomathetrain: ?!;!;!;!,!:!?!!?!?!(!
ayato: i agree except he's cute in a way that makes me wanna kiss him
barbara!!: did not ask. thanks
xiao.: barbara's homophobic era
barbara!!: NOOOOO
voltronsurvivor: xiao made a joke everyone rejoice ‼️
xiao.: i'm never doing it again if you keep this up
monamegistus: i'm about to try chipotle for the first time
barbietoes: chipotle is mid
aethercool removed barbietoes from "Venti stop changing the group name"
aethercool: the heathen is gone. we may rejoice.
voltronsurvivor: careful xiao is gonna murder u
xiao.: i am 100 feet from your current location and getting closer. start running.
monamegistus: this chipotle slaps omg i get why venti was kicked
luminecool added barbietoes to "Venti stop changing the group name"
barbietoes: REÜGH y'all are hating me for the truth !!!! midpotle <<<
albedooo: untrue.
barbietoes: IM SORRY ALBEDO BUT IM STANDING FIRM ABT THIS ITS NOT THAT GOOD
monamegistus: dude wouldn't even fold when albedo said he was wrong ...... venti ur rly passionate abt ur hatred for chipotle
kazooha: i have to agree i'm sorry but i have massive health anxiety and the amount of scandals chipotle has had just scares me too much
aethercool: ok that's an acceptable reason u can stay
kazooha: thanks i cry when ppl say their stomachs hurt /hj
dain: Half.....
kazooha: it's not even half actually i'm fully serious
dain: I have the urge to adopt you
bae dough: It's a natural instinct
barbara!!: no fr like cmon don't you just wanna put him in a reptile cage with some crickets and a nice little light????
dain: That would be funny to do with Lumine
luminecool: man this is why we're enemies im not a frickin lizard
dain: You look like one
luminecool:
barbietoes: HEY
ssayanfei: guys i have something important to say i just must get this out of my system.
ssayanfei: ok so we all know how aether is always talking abt how attractive everyone is right
aethercool: it's my entire brand at this point
ssayanfei: okay yes true
ssayanfei: but is NOBODY gonna acknowledge aether himself ?!???!??!???!! i like women but he's so fine hear me out
ssayanfei: AND LUMINE FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!
barbietoes: IVE BEEN SAYING THIS THEY BOTH HAVE SUCH GOOD GENES
noelle=): i'm glad we're finally acknowledging this
xiao.: agree
aethercool: ;$,!:?/?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/)$;$:&;&:&;&:&;!,!;!2&.&(829;&5!
noelle=): the face ..... you ruined it
aethercool: ITS IN MY AUTOCORRECT HELP
aethercool: BUT GUYS AHFHSJFBSKGNJWNF
luminecool: im hot and that's that
ssayanfei: i just had to get that out like aether is always like "omg ___ is so attractive" have you seen yourself boy ???? u literally have perfect bone structure and beautiful eyes and perfect hair . like come On . obviously this applies to lumine as well (even more so bcs i like women) i'm just saying aether bcs this man talks abt other ppls attractiveness as if he isn't the finest sophomore man in this school . goodnight guys
voltronsurvivor: u better /p that message shawty im getting jealous 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 /j
ssayanfei: yeah yeah this is all platonic and let's be honest the twins could be models
barbietoes: they SHOULD be models
ssayanfei: so true
aethercool: im going . to bed to process this gn