youve heard of dogboys now get ready for: fishboys

group: xiaovenphobic


THEONEANDONI: WE SHOULD CHANGE THE GROUP NAME I SUPPORT XIAOVEN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!


aethercool: i don't


luminecool: i do actually xiaoven supremacy so uhh does anyone have suggestions


barbietoes named the group "aether wilder hateclub"


aethercool named the group "extremely xiaovenphobic"


barbietoes named the group "xiao is hot shut up"


aethercool named the group "extremely incredibly xiaovenphobic"


sayu named the group "silly little shower curtains"


barbietoes named the group "aether likes feet"


aethercool named the group "aether HATES feet"


barbietoes named the group "GO PATS🇺🇸🏈"


dain named the group "Venti stop changing the group name"


aethercool: we're going with that one


barbietoes: NOOO MY PATRIOTS NAME


xiao.: it was for the best


barbietoes: RUDE


bae dough: I would've gone with "silly little shower curtains" but that's just me


luminecool: BEIDOU????????


bae dough: Kazuha talks about this group all the time and I needed in so I sent Aether $5 on paypal for a smoothie


aethercool: gonna make childe drive me to smoothie king after school


kazooha: smoothie sounds rly good rn


officiallyfischl: SOMEONE ELSE IS VAPING IN THE BATHROOMS RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT GOROU OR ROSARIA BECAUSE I JUST SAW GOROU AND ROSARIA IS ABSENT. WHICH ONE OF YOU HEATHENS?!


scaramouche: you did d.a.r.e. in 5th grade and made it your whole personality


officiallyfischl: is it you raiden kunikuzushi?!


scaramouche: nah i'm an athlete


generalgorou: i have a confession i don't even vape . the joke from the first time fischl brought this up was just too funny to pass up


officiallyfischl: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!?


generalgorou: sorry 4 leading u on shawty but if it helps most ppl here also didn't know


barbietoes: my life is a lie


officiallyfischl: who else was in on this????!!!!


generalgorou: kazuha, scaramouche, jean, mona, itto, and rosaria


generalgorou: oh and albedo because he's albedo and figured it out on his own. and then probably kaeya by extension. and also kokomi and sara and tomo but they're not in this group


barbietoes: JEAN?!


Jean!: Why do you think he's never gotten in trouble?


luminecool: we are all a bunch of idiots


barbara!!: i knew something was up because i knew jean would definitely get him in trouble for that whether they were friends or not !!! glad i'm not just crazy


generalgorou: this is the end of an era ig


generalgorou: however i still have a contract with albedo that i take the arsonist jonkes so pls continue to deflect them onto me thanks


generalgorou: jokes* not jonkes idk what happened


aloynotahoy: geo men and their contracts 😐


Zhongli: Is this about me?


aloynotahoy: yes😁


sucrose🍭: i'll take the arsonist jokes i think they're funny actually


generalgorou: deal


generalgorou: idk why any of you still believed that i'm literally an athlete


Jean!: More of you are athletes than I would expect honestly.


Jean!: Gorou does archery, Scaramouche and Kazuha play volleyball, Xingqiu does fencing, Venti is a horse boy and does archery, Childe did archery and lacrosse, Lumine is a cheerleader, the list goes on


barbietoes: IM NOT A HORSE BOY!!!!!!!! IM AN EQUESTRIAN!!!!!!!


officiallyfischl: i need to lay down for a while. gorou has broken me.


dain: RIP


officiallyfischl: nevermind i'm fine now hi dainsleif


dain: Do you guys wanna watch me fight Venti at the flagpole during A lunch


officiallyfischl: obviously


aethercool: yes pls use his hard head as a claymore and hit lumine thanks


luminecool: I AM SORRY FOR TAKING YOUR GLUTEN FREE OREOS!!!!!


aethercool: SORRY DOESNT BRING BACK MY OREOS YOU LITERALLY HAVE YOUR OWN OREOS


monamegistus: another day another migraine


monamegistus: also dain i would love to see you beat the crap out of venti


scaramouche: it's been a while since there was a good fight at this school so yeah i'm in


barbietoes: why do you guys wanna see me get beat up so bad wtf


barbietoes: anyways even if i do get beat up by dainsleif i still have xiao on my side and he will commit murder


xiao.: i will not commit murder but i'll come very close to it🙂


ganyu: okay i was all for this fight but i feel like xiao would be sad if venti actually got hurt and i don't wanna see xiao sad he's my bff


xiao.: i don't get sad


luminecool: i watched you have a full mental breakdown in venti's backyard last week


xiao.: okay tmi no one here needs to know that


dain: So am I fighting Venti or not


barbietoes: oh ur on birthmark boy


imbennett: BIRTHMARK BOY HELP


barbietoes: i have an anemo vision and what do u have?? a pretty face?? well newsflash dainsleif i have that too


ssayanfei: dainsleif has the power of the element of [REDACTED]!


barbietoes: excuse me


xingqiu:



xingqiu: dainsleif please kick his b*tt


dain: To be fair he could be worse. What if he DID want to mix ketchup with ice cream


xingqiu: don't even make me think abt that possibility. thanks


dain: Just saying


kazooha: thinking about my stuffed shark that has earmuffs


kazooha: best 5 mora i've ever spent


barbara!!: i have to agree with gorou about this tbh. kazuha is so cute i wanna squish him


generalgorou: so true so true so true so true so true


scaramouche: yeah he's really cute when he's spiking a volleyball directly at your face


kazooha: That Was One Time.


barbara!!: okay still scaramouche he literally has a stuffed shark with earmuffs and have u seen his eyes he just looks so sweet i wanna squish him !!! not even in a romantic way i just wanna keep him in a little fish bowl and feed him fish flakes


luminecool: aether used to eat fish food


aethercool: THAT WAS OUR SECRET


barbietoes: LMAOOOOOO AETHER R U A LITTLE FISH BOY 🥺🥺 U WANNA LIVE IN A TANK WITH SOME ROCKS 🥺🥺 HUH AETHER 🥺🥺


aethercool: I HATE U VENTI


barbara!!: this also specifically applies to thoma like he's cute but in a way that makes me wanna buy him a little dog outfit and post him on facebook


thomathetrain: ?!;!;!;!,!:!?!!?!?!(!


ayato: i agree except he's cute in a way that makes me wanna kiss him


barbara!!: did not ask. thanks


xiao.: barbara's homophobic era


barbara!!: NOOOOO


voltronsurvivor: xiao made a joke everyone rejoice ‼️


xiao.: i'm never doing it again if you keep this up


monamegistus: i'm about to try chipotle for the first time


barbietoes: chipotle is mid


aethercool removed barbietoes from "Venti stop changing the group name"


aethercool: the heathen is gone. we may rejoice.


voltronsurvivor: careful xiao is gonna murder u


xiao.: i am 100 feet from your current location and getting closer. start running.


monamegistus: this chipotle slaps omg i get why venti was kicked


luminecool added barbietoes to "Venti stop changing the group name"


barbietoes: REÜGH y'all are hating me for the truth !!!! midpotle <<<


albedooo: untrue.


barbietoes: IM SORRY ALBEDO BUT IM STANDING FIRM ABT THIS ITS NOT THAT GOOD


monamegistus: dude wouldn't even fold when albedo said he was wrong ...... venti ur rly passionate abt ur hatred for chipotle


kazooha: i have to agree i'm sorry but i have massive health anxiety and the amount of scandals chipotle has had just scares me too much


aethercool: ok that's an acceptable reason u can stay


kazooha: thanks i cry when ppl say their stomachs hurt /hj


dain: Half.....


kazooha: it's not even half actually i'm fully serious


dain: I have the urge to adopt you


bae dough: It's a natural instinct


barbara!!: no fr like cmon don't you just wanna put him in a reptile cage with some crickets and a nice little light????


dain: That would be funny to do with Lumine


luminecool: man this is why we're enemies im not a frickin lizard


dain: You look like one


luminecool:



barbietoes: HEY


ssayanfei: guys i have something important to say i just must get this out of my system.


ssayanfei: ok so we all know how aether is always talking abt how attractive everyone is right


aethercool: it's my entire brand at this point


ssayanfei: okay yes true


ssayanfei: but is NOBODY gonna acknowledge aether himself ?!???!??!???!! i like women but he's so fine hear me out


ssayanfei: AND LUMINE FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!


barbietoes: IVE BEEN SAYING THIS THEY BOTH HAVE SUCH GOOD GENES


noelle=): i'm glad we're finally acknowledging this


xiao.: agree


aethercool: ;$,!:?/?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/)$;$:&;&:&;&:&;!,!;!2&.&(829;&5!


noelle=): the face ..... you ruined it


aethercool: ITS IN MY AUTOCORRECT HELP


aethercool: BUT GUYS AHFHSJFBSKGNJWNF


luminecool: im hot and that's that


ssayanfei: i just had to get that out like aether is always like "omg ___ is so attractive" have you seen yourself boy ???? u literally have perfect bone structure and beautiful eyes and perfect hair . like come On . obviously this applies to lumine as well (even more so bcs i like women) i'm just saying aether bcs this man talks abt other ppls attractiveness as if he isn't the finest sophomore man in this school . goodnight guys


voltronsurvivor: u better /p that message shawty im getting jealous 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 /j


ssayanfei: yeah yeah this is all platonic and let's be honest the twins could be models


barbietoes: they SHOULD be models


ssayanfei: so true


aethercool: im going . to bed to process this gn

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