AYATO'S IN GAME MODEL OH MY GOF HES SO GORGEOUS IM CRYING LET ME KISS UR CHEEK COMMISSIONER

group: thneedville

luminecool:

luminecool: we got locket . thanks yoimiya

bangbang: it's so much fun

xiao.: it is not fun i wake up every morning and i'm greeted with venti's toes

luminecool: yea we're just sending feet pics back and forth

bostonian: my toes are very cute excuse you

albedooo: what.

bostonian: im sorry albedo i wont say that again

bangbang: albedo has so much power over us

bangbang: y'all will do anything he says

bostonian: yah he knows everything

bostonian: we also do anything kazuha says bc he's quote unquote an interesting little dude

bangbang: why did you say quote unquote instead of just using ""

bostonian: idk im funny

kazooha: i want mochi

aethercool: do they even make gf mochi and if yes where do i get it

kazooha: publix my beloved

aethercool: you've changed my life

aethercool: anyways lumine didn't close my door 😐

dain: To the guillotine she goes

aethercool: IM NOT BEHEADING MY SISTER???

ganyu: hi guys bye guys. another lovely day in thneedville

aloynotahoy: can we Not call it thneedville

ganyu: it's called thneedville idk

aloynotahoy: aether pls change it

aethercool: i'll consider it

bostonian: did u guys watch the super bowl

ajaxtartagliachilde: no im gay

ajaxtartagliachilde: i don't football

kujousara: tomo is gay and he's literally the schools quarterback

ajaxtartagliachilde: he's an outlier don't include him

ganyu: footballs georg

tomoswag: i should change my name to that

kujousara: this is why i killed you in fortnite

tomoswag: i'll never recover

tomoswag: also just because i play football doesn't mean i watch football

tomoswag: i did not watch the super bowl

bostonian: why not

tomoswag: because im gay

bangbang: that was genuinely the funniest conversation i've witnessed here so far

bangbang: moved me to tears

bostonian: IM LITERLALYK GAEY IMBASKING THE QUESTION HECASUR I WATCHED RHE SIPER BOWL

bostonian: did u guys at least watch the halftime show

tomoswag: obviously i was not abt to miss out on mary j blige

bostonian: okay i can send my meme then

bostonian:

tomoswag: LMAOSNAIFNDN

kokomi !: watching footballers communicate is like watching the animals at the zoo interact

tomoswag: 🥺

thomathetrain: i've had enough of tomo today /j

dain: To the guillotine he goes

YaeMiko: Goodness gracious.

YaeMiko: Stop threatening to guillotine people.

tomoswag: hey yae u can guillotine me anytime 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

YaeMiko: I hate men.

luminecool: AJDBAJFBWJFNEJJGNR

thomathetrain: tomo is the straightest gay person that i know

tomoswag: im literally hilarious

ayato: you're a danger to society /j

tomoswag: i'm a danger to ur mom😏

ayato: are you gonna rob her grave or something

tomoswag: I THINK THATS MY CUE TO LOG OFF

YaeMiko: Finally.

ayato:

ayato: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS THAT I STARTED CRYING AND THEN MY EYE STARTED STINGING REALLY BADLY WHCIH MADE ME CRY MORE PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS FUNNY

aethercool named the group "i peefed myself"

bostonian: NOOOOOO

ayato: venti you killed me

ayato: my eye still hurts

icyayaka: is that why ur eye is red

icyayaka: also change ur name i want my old user back

ayato: yes and okay

ayato changed their name to gayato

icyayaka changed their name to ayaka

gayato: i'm literally hilarious

tomoswag: stealing my lines smh my head

gayato: and you're stealing from my mothers grave

tomoswag: GOODBYE EVERYONE

dain:

gayato: i can't get over peef

gayato: WHAT IS THAT

bostonian: that's false actually i don't love any italians <3

dain: You have an Italian name

bostonian: I DID NOT CHOOSE THIS NAME MY MOMMY DID

gayato: internalized italianphobia

bostonian: STOP IT I JUST SNORTED

imbennett: what's kaeya's last name again

kaeyaalberich: Are you fr

imbennett: yes?????

officiallyfischl: it's ragnvindr right?

kaeyaalberich: You're messing with me you have to be

voltronsurvivor: it's detective

imbennett: i literally can't remember it i've called u by ur full name so many times WHAT IS IT

barbara!!: so who's gonna tell him

kaeyaalberich: He'll figure it out

imbennett: is it kreideprinz

albedooo: what.

albedooo: oh.

albedooo: okay this is funny.

imbennett: IS THERE SOMETHING IM NOT GETTING

imbennett:

imbennett: nvm.

voltronsurvivor: LMAOAJFBSOFNSJ

officiallyfischl: wait what is it

imbennett: fischl

imbennett: his username

officiallyfischl: ....

officiallyfischl: we're stupid

imbennett: 😔

scaramouche: i'm cancelling childe

scaramouche: he won't bring me wendy's fries

ajaxtartagliachilde: be nice to me and i will

scaramouche: i'm always ni

scaramouche: nic

scaramouche: yeah i'll give it a shot

monamegistus: he's doing his best ajax 🔫

ajaxtartagliachilde: oooo ur gonna hit me with the water gun imso scared 🤣

thomathetrain: ayato laughed at me 🥺

luminecool: fight him

thomathetrain: bc i thought arnold seartzanager was an astronaut 🥺

luminecool: WHOOOOO

thomathetrain: IDK HOW TO SPELL IT

gayato: at least you're cute

thomathetrain: WDYM "AT LEAST"

gayato: ☺️

thomathetrain: AYATO

bostonian: i think my horses are dating

bostonian: cant believe they havent told me yet im literally their father i shower them with love and affection and my hose

luminecool: omg goose x dvalin???

bostonian: goose is short and aggressive

bostonian: kinda like xiao

xiao.: excuse me

bostonian: ily pookie wookie 🥺

xiao.: WH

bostonian: goose has separation anxiety when dvalin leaves and then when she comes back goose bites her butt

voltronsurvivor: that's so romantic

bostonian: ikr

bostonian: they just kissed how cute

bostonian: goose tried to bite dvalin

kukishinobu: i can't believe these horses have more of a love life than itto

kukishinobu: gonna write a goose x dvalin fanfic

THEONEANDONI: WAS THAT NECCESSCASERY

kukishinobu: was it what now

THEONEANDONI: NECCESARY

gayato: necessary

THEONEANDONI: LMAO GAYATO

THEONEANDONI: BUT YEAH THAT

noelle=): It was like a time bomb set into motion
We knew that we were destined to explode
And if I had to pull you out of the wreckage
You know I'm never gonna let you go
We're like a time bomb, gonna lose it
Let's diffuse it
Baby, we're like a time bomb, but I need it
Wouldn't have it any other way

kazooha: omg i love that song ??

noelle=): you have amazing taste

kazooha: so do you

kazooha: im having a panic attack in the middle of walmart 😎

gayato: you good?

kazooha: lmao gayato

kazooha: yah i'll be fine someone was gag-coughing really loudly and my emetophobia said no

kazooha: can u dm me photos of ur dog

gayato: of course

voltronsurvivor: ayato best dad real

gayato: I AM EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD

officiallyfischl: wait

officiallyfischl: i genuinely thought you were sayu's dad omg.

gayato: ??????????????

gayato: @sayu

sayu: lmao gayato

sayu: wait wtf

sayu: that is legitimately the worst thing anyone has ever said about me

officiallyfischl: we cant all be yanfei

gayato: i've gotten "lmao gayato" three times today. i am literally the funniest person ever

monamegistus:

aethercool: NARCAR HELP

voltronsurvivor: i love the random screenshots we get from the hydro + venti group chat

gayato: nothing will ever beat "i peefed myself"

gayato: literally in tears whenever i think about it

aethercool: ventis texts are just always funny

aethercool:

aethercool: i rly enjoy this one

dain: Clown

bostonian: shut up dainsleif you're adopted

dain: Ignoring the fact that I'm literally not adopted, I can name several people in this group who actually are

kukishinobu: i'm on venti's side here i have no idea how to use a can opener

bostonian: okay good i thought i was just dumb

kukishinobu: who even uses can openers

kukishinobu: just get a rock and bash it on the can

kukishinobu: or just grab a knife and stab it like it owes you money

kukishinobu: there's a hidden message here

dain: Remind me to never get on your bad side

kukishinobu: i'm calling someone out here i'm sure you guys have no clue who it is it's such a mystery /s

THEONEANDONI: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT

kukishinobu: it would be a shame if you were to suddenly disappear without a trace

dain: The girls are fighting

kujousara: kick his ass shinobu

kujousara: wait can i swear

aethercool: No.

kujousara: my bad

kujousara: but my point still stands

THEONEANDONI: SHES AT MY WINDOW SOS SOS SOS

gayato: have fun dying

kujousara: lmao gayato

gayato: BRO

voltronsurvivor: omg zhongli and i can host the funeral

THEONEANDONI: IM TOO OLD TO DIE

THEONEANDONI: I DONT EVEN KNOW MY SEXUALITY YET

kujousara: sounds like a you problem

gayato: beat him up shinobu

kukishinobu: GAYATO LMAO thats funny

gayato: IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

kukishinobu: k bye guys im gonna beat the tar out of itto

kujousara: as you should