warning for new readers: if youre annoying in the comments i will block you👍🏻 i like reading comments so feel free to comment as much as u want just dont say anything annoying, rude, or sexual👍🏻
also i hate zhongchi now. like i hate it. if you're a fellow hater i believe that you can power through the very few moments in here that they have before i switched the ships 🤞
this is mostly highschool au and i changed some ages bc rules are fake
i sound like a childe kinnie (i am)
aethercool made a group
aethercool added luminecool, Jean!, Zhongli, xiao., Lisa💜, aloynotahoy, ajaxtartagliachilde, xingqiu, chongyun, barbietoes, dilucragnvindr, and kaeyaalberich
aethercool: just doxxed diluc
dilucragnvindr: What.
kaeyaalberich: Lol
luminecool: stop acting all surprised ur not immune to the internet
luminecool: you own a winery chill out
Jean!: Behave, kids.
ajaxtartagliachilde: omg a place to put all of my weird thoughts finally anyways some dude i follow on tik tok that i knew in like middle school posted a video saying "subscribe to my youtube channel or you're gay" so i went an unsubscribed
luminecool: as expected
luminecool: can we get back to the part where aether doxxed diluc bc what's his address for totally legal reasons
xiao.: are you gonna rob him
luminecool: you cant prove that
xiao.: careful we have a detective in here and i know a lawyer
luminecool: wtf whoever the detective is better not rat me out also why haven't you solved the zodiac killer case yet :///// corruption if you ask me /j
kaeyaalberich: I will simply turn the other way if you choose to rob Diluc and as far as I know I'm not required to be working on the Zodiac Killer case
barbietoes: too much punctuation pls do better
kaeyaalberich: All I did was capitalize things
barbietoes: exactly #lowercase4life
ajaxtartagliachilde: WHYVDOES MY NOSE SMELL BAD?????? 🥲
xiao.: i did not need to be a part of that
barbietoes: i could hear my eyelids this morning
barbietoes: anyways im mothman
dilucragnvindr: You are sixteen years old you are not mothman
barbietoes: can you prove that
dilucragnvindr: Well no
barbietoes: ok so sit down and shut up #aaronhotchner
dilucragnvindr: No.
barbietoes: diluc is so mean to me guys
aethercool: cmon diluc he's literally neurodivergent and a minor :/ /j
Zhongli: Am I having a stroke
xiao.: i think we both are
xingqiu: who are you people and how did you get my number
aethercool: i'm in 3 of chongyun's classes and i stole ur number from chongyun's phone
xingqiu: what
chongyun: aether why
aethercool: no one stopped me
chongyun: fair enough
xingqiu: so uh . how's life i guess
aethercool: lumine beats me
xingqiu: wh
luminecool: ❌mmm time out ALL I CAN SHARE...sorry?❌
aethercool: I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO ADD MY BEST FRIEND AMBER INTO THIS GROUP
barbietoes: wtf ur cheating on me ??
aethercool: UR ALSO MY BEST FRIEND
barbietoes: bestie i am so hurt
aethercool: i'm sorry bestie
barbietoes: it's ok bestie go rob diluc's place of employment for me and i'll forgive u
dilucragnvindr: Not happening
aethercool: just u try and stop me
aethercool added amberwantstofly to the group
aethercool: we need a group name
amberwantstofly: HI LUMINE!!!
luminecool: HI AMBER!!!
aethercool: wtf give me my friend back
luminecool: no
xiao.: whatever you do don't let childe name the group
ajaxtartagliachilde named the group "ted bundt"
ajaxtartagliachilde: NO I MADE A TYPO
ajaxtartagliachilde: WHO CHANGED MY PERMISSIONS
aloynotahoy: why is your username literally all three of your names
aloynotahoy: i literally grew up with u and i don't remember ur real name
xiao.: wait he has a real name
xiao.: and childhood friends???
xiao.: i kinda just assumed he'd spawned randomly one day or smth or like shown up randomly at a fire station at the ripe old age of 2.3 with 3 sticky notes with 3 names written on them that were attached to him bc his parents couldn't choose a name and then he was kept in solitary confinement until his teen years
ajaxtartagliachilde: WH
ajaxtartagliachilde: IS THAT WHAT MY LIFE LOOKS LIKE TO U????
xiao.: yes
ajaxtartagliachilde: WHY it's ajax btw and aloy is my stepsister
aloynotahoy: i knew that
ajaxtartagliachilde: no u didn't
aloynotahoy: yeah ur right
xiao.: YOU HAVE SIBLING?????
ajaxtartagliachilde: DO YOU EVEN SEE ME AS A REAL PERSON
xiao.: only on tuesdays
amberwantstofly: ok ignoring whatever that was do i have permission to expand this group
aethercool: yes ofc bestie u have full rights
barbietoes: SO U ARE CHEATING ON ME!!!!!
aethercool: BESTIE ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
ajaxtartagliachilde: WTF GIVE MY RIGHTS BACK THEN
aethercool: absolutely not
amberwantstofly: do y'all know that sophomore kid that always has smth bad happening to him for some reason
xingqiu: bennett?
amberwantstofly: yeah ..... anyways he needs friends that aren't razor
luminecool: are u insulting my bff razor
amberwantstofly: no they're just each other's only friends i'm adding them both actually
amberwantstofly added imbennett and razor
xingqiu: amber how do u know this kid ur a junior
amberwantstofly: im a senior so die and also im besties w the nurse so i'm there during my free period and bennett is Always there
amberwantstofly: like actually always
imbennett: ok no need to call me out like that
xingqiu: UR A SENIOR??????? I THOUGHT U WERE LIKE 16
amberwantstofly: WHAY IM A WHOLE ADULT oh gosh i'm an adult
ajaxtartagliachilde: it doesn't get better
luminecool: HELP WHY DID I JUST PROCESS THAT CHILDE TRIED TO NAME THE GROUP TED BUNDY BUT MADE A TYPO
ajaxtartagliachilde: ted bundt 😀
aethercool: im not changing it
aloynotahoy: please keep it forever i want this man to be held accountable for his actions
ajaxtartagliachilde: why do u hate me sister
aloynotahoy: I THOUGHT U WWRE CALLING ME A NUN
xiao.: death looms and i welcome it to come closer
barbietoes: i think u need to up ur antidepressants dose
xiao.: probably
razor: hm
imbennett: razor cant use technology but he's trying his best 🤞
razor: i sense chil de. gros
ajaxtartagliachilde: HOMOPHOBIA
aethercool: okok wait can we all introduce ourselves bc i think i'm the only one who knows everyone here
ajaxtartagliachilde: eh why not whatre the rules
xiao.: since when do u follow rules
ajaxtartagliachilde: leave me alone or i'm not taking u to starbucks tomorrow
xiao.: fine but i'm only being nice bc i want an almond croissant
aethercool: ok name age grade and a fun fact
barbietoes: can the fun fact be abt anything or does it have to be ourselves
aethercool: idc do what u want i just want comedy
aethercool: i'll start what's up im aether i'm 15 im a sophomore and i haven't cut my hair since age 10
luminecool: ITS BEEN THAT LONG????
luminecool: ok hi i'm lumine i'm that things older twin i'm also 15 and a sophomore and i just got a haircut like a week ago
barbietoes: i'm venti i'm 16 junior and i AM MOTHMAN
aethercool: hes not lying
barbietoes: i'm not lying
ajaxtartagliachilde: moving on from that ... wassup i have 3 names take ur pick for which one u wanna use just don't call me jax unless ur aloy or zhongli k thanks. i'm 23 i graduated like a million years ago and i played lacrosse
barbietoes: LACROSSE........
Zhongli: I'm Zhongli, I'm 26 and engaged to Childe.
aloynotahoy: please do better
Zhongli: Not possible
aloynotahoy: i am sso violently homophobic
kaeyaalberich: I'm Kaeya I'm 19 I do not go to school because I am 19 and fun fact your mom
dilucragnvindr: Real mature
kaeyaalberich: Shut up you literally drink grape juice
luminecool: do not slander grape juice i love that stuff
dilucragnvindr: Ok whatever I'm Diluc I'm 20 and I own a winery also I'm older than Kaeya
kaeyaalberich: I'm taller than you
dilucragnvindr: I have two eyes
kaeyaalberich: I also have two eyes I just have heterophobia
ajaxtartagliachilde: HETEROPHOBIA?????? same tho
luminecool: DO U MEAN . HETEROCHROMIA IM CRYING
barbietoes: love your homophobia kaeya!
dilucragnvindr: You and I both know it's been a long time since I've seen both your eyes Kae. I forgot it's even there
kaeyaalberich:
quoted dilucragnvindr's message: "Kae."
never again. thanks
luminecool: can we get back to intorcuditons
aethercool: can you spell introductions
luminecool: i'm plotting your murder and kaeya won't find your body
xingqiu: um i'm xingqiu i'm 16 and a junior + fun fact i'm in fencing club
aethercool: pack it up adrien agreste
xingqiu: STOP EVERYONE SAYS I SOUND LIKE LADYBUG IDK WHY
chongyun: you do
chongyun: anyways hello i'm chongyun i'm 17 im a junior and unfortunately i have several classes with aether
aethercool: THATS YOUR FACT??!
chongyun: i mean yeah
amberwantstofly: im amber!! i'm 18 i'm a senior and i am legally allowed to serve alcohol at work 😎 can't drink it tho which is fine
barbietoes: rly shawty?? hook me up w a white claw
amberwantstofly: absolutely not.
barbietoes: eh worth a shot
aloynotahoy: ayo i'm aloy i'm 19 im a freshman in college and i enjoy country music i hope u guys still love me xoxo
razor: l uke bryn
aloynotahoy: SO TRUE WOLFBOY
imbennett: i'll do razors intro
imbennett: he's 16 he's a sophomore and he has 3 dogs and is currently learning how to type
razor: h
imbennett: so true bestie
imbennett: ok i'm bennett i'm 16 a sophomore and i'm on a first name basis w the er nurses at the hospital by dawn winery
imbennett: for legal reasons the winery has nothing to do with that im just giving a location
luminecool: are you . okay
imbennett: not at all! thanks for asking❤️
xiao.: im xiao i'm 16 im a junior and i hate childe tartaglia so much
xiao.: i can sense him abt to call me homophobic
ajaxtartagliachilde: hwhat no i wasn't u cant prove that
aethercool: LISA AND JEAN WE ARE WAITING
Lisa💜: I'm Lisa, I'm 23 and I'm the school librarian. I'm not sure why I'm here but it's funny
ajaxtartagliachilde: LISA RMEMEVER ME WE HAD ENGLIHS TOFETHER
Lisa💜: You were the one who wrote an essay on why cheerleading isn't a sport, right?
luminecool: DIE TARTAGLIA IT LITERALLY IS
ajaxtartagliachilde: not me that was aloy
Lisa💜: Oh! So you're the sibling that threw a chair in that class then?
ajaxtartagliachilde: that . that one was me yeah
aloynotahoy: IS THAT YOUR LEGACY??????
Lisa💜: I think it should be
Jean!: I'm Jean, and I'm somehow the assistant principal at the ripe old age of 24. Not sure how I got here but it's fine.
aethercool: I MEANT TO ADD BARBARA IM SO SORRY
Jean!: I'm staying. You can't get rid of me.
aethercool: that's poggers
luminecool: just had a physical reaction why would you speak that awful word in my presence
luminecool: diluc can i use ur claymore for reasons that definitely do not include beating aether
dilucragnvindr: Ok
luminecool: YEHEHEHEHEHAHDHE