CHRIS HACKNEY VOICES AYATO I AM WINNING AT LIFE RN!!!!!!!! can't wait 4 me and my bestie to have a full zoldyck team bc she mains xiao (milluki) and im gonna use bennett and ayato (killua and illumi)

gayato: i can't open my ginger ale :(((

bostonian: i hope you die of dehydration

gayato: man wtf

xingqiu: ayato is single handedly fighting back against venti for hydro nation and im living for it

gayato: i'm not single i have a boyfriend

xingqiu: nevermind i hate you actually.

xiao.: spotify logged me out i'm gonna cry it's telling me my password is wrong

ganyu: just log into my account and save all your playlists

xiao.: i'm gonna cry again thank you so much i will repay you

ganyu: Xiao It's Spotify.

xiao.: still!

bangbang: Hie

bangbang: woke up to a lovely surprise on my home screen

ganyu: was it itto's toes

bangbang: no it was ayakas.

ayaka: LOL

gayato: That's My Little Sister

gayato: So Proud Of Her

bostonian: chlde tatragloa i have a wuestion

bostonian: wow i love typong

ajaxtartagliachilde: what do you want from me

bostonian: how would you feel if i mailed fingernails to your house

ajaxtartagliachilde: IM SORRY????????

bostonian: How Would You Feel

bostonian: perhaps toenail clippings

ajaxtartagliachilde: lustful

ajaxtartagliachilde: /j /j /j

bostonian: i am appalled!

voltronsurvivor: Hie

voltronsurvivor: i'm poopong 🥸🥸

gayato: thank you for sharing

voltronsurvivor: omg is that kamisato ayato

gayato: who

bostonian: painting my toenails so i can mail them to childe

ajaxtartagliachilde: I DONT WANT YOUR TOENAILS

bostonian: do u want my horses toenails

bostonian: ill paint the clippings just 4 u

ajaxtartagliachilde: im gonna cry No

bostonian: ur gonna have to work with me here ajax. ur getting toenails. do u want mine, gooses, or dvalins?

ajaxtartagliachilde: I Do Not Want Toenails In My Mailbox

ganyu: you know, at least i was already here when this conversation started. we didn't have to go through the whole "hi guys bye guys" scenario

ajaxtartagliachilde: why didn't anyone tell me we were talking abt hxh yesterday

ajaxtartagliachilde: shalnark literally solos if you disagree you're just wrong

gayato: that's such a random choice

ajaxtartagliachilde: gay

gayato: yah

voltronsurvivor: i forgot to tell u guys that i pooped in a grocery store yesterday

ayaka: i'm happy for you

voltronsurvivor: thank you i appreciate it

gayato: WHY ARE YOU POOPING SO UMUCH

voltronsurvivor: a girls gotta poop

ssayanfei: WHTAGA

voltronsurvivor: are you telling me you don't poop

luminecool: No

luminecool: Women don't poop

luminecool: Everyone knows that

voltronsurvivor: What

voltronsurvivor: I Poop

ganyu: subject change because goodness gracious

ganyu: i went bowling yesterday

luminecool: did you win

ganyu: no childe did he's really good at bowling for some reason

ajaxtartagliachilde: im awesome

Zhongli: He cheated.

ajaxtartagliachilde: YOU SAID YOU WOULD KEEP IT A SECRET

luminecool: imagine cheating at bowling that's so sad

ajaxtartagliachilde: literally your mother. L + ratio

luminecool: sir

xiao.:

xiao.: this Thing is so scary and for what. why does it have a whole nose it's a ghost what do you need a nose for you can't smell you look like humpty dumpty get outta here with your detached head

xiao.: and its voice is so creepy he sounds like he sits at the playground waiting for children. he's literally my sleep paralysis demon i cannot stand this piece of old air idc if he's christmas past he's still absolutely terrifying look at his stupid face

xiao.: AND HE CARRIES AROUND A WHOLE CONE

luminecool: HELP ??????

bangbang: i gotta agree with you on this that thing is so ugly

ayaka: it kinda looks like ayato

bangbang: LMFAO

gayato: Don't laugh at that.

thomathetrain: i'm trying not to laugh but it's really funny (and untrue)

gayato: you get a pass

bostonian: if my boyfriend 💏 and my horse 🐴 were both drowning 🙀💦 and i could only save one ☝🏻🏊🏻 they'd both be safe👌 because they're both 👯 the same horse 😍💖🤠🐎

voltronsurvivor: xiao and venti are both so messed up in the head they're perfect for each other

kazooha:

kazooha: absolute dream for me ngl

voltronsurvivor: OMG Adam Sandler

kazooha: yas

kazooha: if you take a screen shit of someone's instagram story does it shoe you took a screenshot

kazooha: SHOT*********

luminecool: A WHAT

kazooha: SCREENSHOT

luminecool: THATS NOT WHAT YOU SAID

kazooha: ITS WHAT I MEANT

gayato: LOL he said Shit

YaeMiko: Watch your mouth, Kamisato.

gayato: yes ma'am sorry ma'am

ayaka took a screenshot!

gayato: SOTP

ayaka: IK IT WAS SARCASM BUT JF  I IGNORE TJAY PART ITS RLY FUNNY

scaramouche: don't listen to miko she swears every two sentences (i count)

YaeMiko: Don't expose me like that.

scaramouche: what are you gonna do about it

YaeMiko: Repaint the Shogun's room so she has to sleep in yours.

scaramouche: okay i will stop talking

scaramouche: she can't come in my room i have to babysit venti walmart

kazooha: i have venti walmart until tomorrow tho

kazooha: al'so it's not babysitting if it's your kid

scaramouche: 🙂

kazooha: i am sensing that i should not have said that

YaeMiko: Great! I'll get the paint.

scaramouche: I LITERALLT SAID ID STOP TALKING

monamegistus: rip scaramouche hes not dead he just has to have a sleepover with his robot sister

RaidenEi: She wants to paint your nails.

scaramouche: i'm not letting her anywhere near my fingernails

bostonian: if she does badly just cut them off and mail them to childe

ajaxtartagliachilde: DO NOT MAIL ME FINGERNAILS

RaidenEi: She's very good at painting nails. She did Scara's last time and they turned out very nice.

scaramouche: i mean yeah but still

ayaka: how do you have sibling issues when your sibling is literally a robot that paints your nails and loves all of your friends

scaramouche: you cant talk your brother is literally ayato

thomathetrain: what's wrong with ayato 🤨

gayato: Yeah What's Wrong With Ayato👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈

ayaka: stop proving his point you're making me look bad

luminecool: NDNSNFJANFJENG

amberwantstofly: just ate the best slice of pizza

amberwantstofly: i'm in boston

bostonian: OMG OMG OMG

amberwantstofly: venti bff i would've taken u but i didn't know we were coming here until i boarded the plane

bostonian: 🫶🏻

amberwantstofly: i got ice cream

gayato: i want ice cream now

thomathetrain: the last time we went out for ice cream you ordered a sundae and ate like 1/4 of it before getting full

gayato: Don't Call Me Out Like That I Want Ice Cream I'm Getting Ice Cream With Taroumaru

thomathetrain: ok love you

gayato: ❤️

ayaka: i am in misery