IHaveASpotifyPlaylistCalled"SongsToEatRocksTo"AndIThinkIttoWouldLikeIt

GUYS I GOT ITTO (AT 40 PITY AND ON 50/50) AND C1 GOROU !!! still don't have diluc tho [cries] time to save for venti
anyways .... had to get my token caps lock character in here




group: xiaovenphobic


imbennett: someone told me i look like ramona flowers (i don't)


imbennett: i asked why and they said "the goggles"


imbennett: so that's how my day is going. i haven't watched that movie btw


generalgorou: was it mona bc she told me i look like an egirl once and told kazuha he looked like an eboy


monamegistus: wtf benny knows who i am if it was me he would've said "mona said this" this is a baseless accusation kaeya arrest him


generalgorou: fair point


aethercool: guys i just want to make sure we're all okay with me adding itto in here because i just saw him eating literal rocks in the hallway and i've decided i need to be friends with him


albedooo: like, candy rocks? please say they were candy rocks. i can't handle this right now.


aethercool: albedo i'm sorry but they were not candy rocks they were actual real rocks


kazooha: oh yeah i asked him about that and he was like "i WASHED them!" all defensively as if that was the issue


kazooha: please add him i'm pretty sure he has beef with thoma right now too


thomathetrain: wtf what did i do


aethercool added THEONEANDONI to "xiaovenphobic"


THEONEANDONI: WHATS A XIAOVEN


barbietoes: ur mom🥺


THEONEANDONI: 😵


barbietoes: AHFHSJFBSJD


voltronsurvivor: this mf so loud and for what


THEONEANDONI: ARE YOU THE GHOST GIRL THAT DOESNT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS


voltronsurvivor: yeah i'm like shane madej if he was a 17 year old lesbian


THEONEANDONI: BEEEE WHOO YOU ARRRREEEEE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


ssayanfei: omg bean allergy guy?????? childe if he wasn't depressed and was 6'5"??????


THEONEANDONI: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HEIGHT


imbennett: you're . how tall


imbennett: this dude is over a foot taller than me this is my final straw


ajaxtartagliachilde: HEY IMBOT DEPRESSED


aloynotahoy: ajax we all know that's a massive lie


ajaxtartagliachilde: homophobia


aethercool: itto do your intro also i think albedo is going into cardiac arrest


albedooo: the stupidity of this group chat fails to surprise me anymore, but itto has crossed a line that i did not know existed.


imbennett: i like ur funny words magic man


albedooo: literally nothing about that was hard to read.


imbennett: i'm blind in one eye rn ok let me live


aloynotahoy: bro are you okay


imbennett: usually


aethercool: itto do your intro Now


THEONEANDONI: IM ITTO 18 SENIOR LIKES: BEETLES DISLIKES: BEANS


xingqiu: are you the guy who ate rocks in the hallway


THEONEANDONI: THATS ME !


xingqiu: cool. don't do it again


THEONEANDONI: OK MOM


xingqiu: i'm your father young man now go do the dishes


THEONEANDONI: SIR YES SIR


voltronsurvivor: obsessed w the idea of xingqiu (16) parenting itto (18)


xingqiu: i'm cool


generalgorou: itto is the dad friend of our friend group actually


voltronsurvivor: that's terrifying


THEONEANDONI: I AM AN AMAZING PARENT THANK YOU VERY MUCH


dain: I've missed a lot


aethercool: HIIIII DAINSLEIF


aethercool: omg our two main characters here at the same time


kazooha: all we're missing is scara's mom


kazooha: i have her number should i...


scaramouche: try it. i DARE you.


kazooha: well if you insist


kazooha added RaidenEi to "xiaovenphobic"


scaramouche removed RaidenEi from "xiaovenphobic"


scaramouche: count your days kaedehara. you're about to become a weird smell in the auditorium.


keqing: why does everyone here say the weirdest insults oh my goodness gracious just say "i hate you" or "i'm gonna kill you" like a normal person


aethercool: it would be so boring if we used normal insults it's way funnier to threaten jean with body part jewelry


Jean!: We are not bringing this back


luminecool: jean ur always so quick to respond yet u never talk


Jean!: I'm pretty much always here when I have the time. It's really funny


aethercool: talk more or you're getting a headband made from gorou's ears


generalgorou: man wtf did i do to u


aethercool: actually good point we're bffs . jean how would u feel abt a charm bracelet but the only charm on it is kaeya's singular eye


Jean!: I would re-gift it to Diluc


aethercool: that was the best possible answer thank you


xingqiu: trying to go to lunch and i can see itto eating something that looks like grass


THEONEANDONI: ITS LEAVES FROM THAT TREE IN THE COURTYARD


THEONEANDONI: I WASHED THEM THO


kazooha: again, itto, that is not the issue here


THEONEANDONI: R U SURE? IDK WHAT ELSE COULD BE WRONG


monamegistus: is this dude serious


scaramouche: hi


monamegistus: hi


aethercool: due to the fact that i'm pretty sure that's how scaramouche flirts im gonna have to ask y'all to 🔇STOP🔇


scaramouche: i can't say hi to my girlfriend ??? goodness gracious


aethercool: no u can't /j


aethercool: btw all of my anti-pda announcements are jokes i actually like seeing u all interact w ur partners it's cute


barbietoes: thanks! ur single


aethercool: yes i know that thank you venti


barbietoes: yw❤️


voltronsurvivor: guys i just saw itto leaving school????


voltronsurvivor: watched this man get into his car and drive off wtf i got a photo


generalgorou: send


voltronsurvivor:



generalgorou: LMAOAOAOAOAOA


kazooha: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS I WAS ABOUT TO TEXT HIM


scaramouche: i laughed


voltronsurvivor: forget the caps lock from the other two , that's the best response i've ever received to a joke


THEONEANDONI: THATS NOT ME ITS ACTUALLY AYATO. COMMON MISCONCEPTION!


ayato: you wanna fight bean boy????


xiao.: whose idea was it to add itto


barbietoes: hi bb it was aether


aethercool: xiao pls hes so funny


xiao.: i guess


THEONEANDONI: ILL FIGHT AYATO AND THIS XIAO KID AT THE SAME TIME COME AT ME BRO


THEONEANDONI: WAIT WAITWAITWAIR


THEONEANDONI: XIAO AND VENTI


THEONEANDONI: ARE YOU GUYS THE XIAOVEN???? WHY IS THE GROUP CALLED XIAOVENPHOBIC??? IM ON YALLS SIDE I SUPPORT XIAOVEN🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


xiao.: thanks


barbietoes: so true itto #xiaovenrights !!!!!


scaramouche: i'm surprised you figured that out, itto


THEONEANDONI: MY BRAIN IS LARGE


scaramouche: yeah but it's smooth


ayato: please do not give me the mental image of itto's smooth brain that's emotionally scarring


scaramouche: i don't like you


ayato: understandable have a great day


luminecool: scara wtf u mean little man . it's ok ayato the rest of us like u


ayaka: i don't


luminecool: as the sister of an insufferable brother ik ur lying shawty as annoying as they can be they're still our brothers


ayaka: you read right through me


albedooo: what if i actually don't like my brother?


luminecool: u can do what u want ur literally albedo


albedooo: okay cool because i don't like him


scaramouche: my sister is younger than me but taller than me and i'm not okay with it. other than that she's okay


kazooha: you got the short genes


scaramouche: yeah my short genes could beat you up


kazooha: i will throw this mechanical pencil at you


THEONEANDONI:



kazooha: thanks itto. very cool


THEONEANDONI: 😁👹😏😎

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