GUYS I GOT ITTO (AT 40 PITY AND ON 50/50) AND C1 GOROU !!! still don't have diluc tho [cries] time to save for venti
anyways .... had to get my token caps lock character in here
group: xiaovenphobic
imbennett: someone told me i look like ramona flowers (i don't)
imbennett: i asked why and they said "the goggles"
imbennett: so that's how my day is going. i haven't watched that movie btw
generalgorou: was it mona bc she told me i look like an egirl once and told kazuha he looked like an eboy
monamegistus: wtf benny knows who i am if it was me he would've said "mona said this" this is a baseless accusation kaeya arrest him
generalgorou: fair point
aethercool: guys i just want to make sure we're all okay with me adding itto in here because i just saw him eating literal rocks in the hallway and i've decided i need to be friends with him
albedooo: like, candy rocks? please say they were candy rocks. i can't handle this right now.
aethercool: albedo i'm sorry but they were not candy rocks they were actual real rocks
kazooha: oh yeah i asked him about that and he was like "i WASHED them!" all defensively as if that was the issue
kazooha: please add him i'm pretty sure he has beef with thoma right now too
thomathetrain: wtf what did i do
aethercool added THEONEANDONI to "xiaovenphobic"
THEONEANDONI: WHATS A XIAOVEN
barbietoes: ur mom🥺
THEONEANDONI: 😵
barbietoes: AHFHSJFBSJD
voltronsurvivor: this mf so loud and for what
THEONEANDONI: ARE YOU THE GHOST GIRL THAT DOESNT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
voltronsurvivor: yeah i'm like shane madej if he was a 17 year old lesbian
THEONEANDONI: BEEEE WHOO YOU ARRRREEEEE🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
ssayanfei: omg bean allergy guy?????? childe if he wasn't depressed and was 6'5"??????
THEONEANDONI: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY HEIGHT
imbennett: you're . how tall
imbennett: this dude is over a foot taller than me this is my final straw
ajaxtartagliachilde: HEY IMBOT DEPRESSED
aloynotahoy: ajax we all know that's a massive lie
ajaxtartagliachilde: homophobia
aethercool: itto do your intro also i think albedo is going into cardiac arrest
albedooo: the stupidity of this group chat fails to surprise me anymore, but itto has crossed a line that i did not know existed.
imbennett: i like ur funny words magic man
albedooo: literally nothing about that was hard to read.
imbennett: i'm blind in one eye rn ok let me live
aloynotahoy: bro are you okay
imbennett: usually
aethercool: itto do your intro Now
THEONEANDONI: IM ITTO 18 SENIOR LIKES: BEETLES DISLIKES: BEANS
xingqiu: are you the guy who ate rocks in the hallway
THEONEANDONI: THATS ME !
xingqiu: cool. don't do it again
THEONEANDONI: OK MOM
xingqiu: i'm your father young man now go do the dishes
THEONEANDONI: SIR YES SIR
voltronsurvivor: obsessed w the idea of xingqiu (16) parenting itto (18)
xingqiu: i'm cool
generalgorou: itto is the dad friend of our friend group actually
voltronsurvivor: that's terrifying
THEONEANDONI: I AM AN AMAZING PARENT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
dain: I've missed a lot
aethercool: HIIIII DAINSLEIF
aethercool: omg our two main characters here at the same time
kazooha: all we're missing is scara's mom
kazooha: i have her number should i...
scaramouche: try it. i DARE you.
kazooha: well if you insist
kazooha added RaidenEi to "xiaovenphobic"
scaramouche removed RaidenEi from "xiaovenphobic"
scaramouche: count your days kaedehara. you're about to become a weird smell in the auditorium.
keqing: why does everyone here say the weirdest insults oh my goodness gracious just say "i hate you" or "i'm gonna kill you" like a normal person
aethercool: it would be so boring if we used normal insults it's way funnier to threaten jean with body part jewelry
Jean!: We are not bringing this back
luminecool: jean ur always so quick to respond yet u never talk
Jean!: I'm pretty much always here when I have the time. It's really funny
aethercool: talk more or you're getting a headband made from gorou's ears
generalgorou: man wtf did i do to u
aethercool: actually good point we're bffs . jean how would u feel abt a charm bracelet but the only charm on it is kaeya's singular eye
Jean!: I would re-gift it to Diluc
aethercool: that was the best possible answer thank you
xingqiu: trying to go to lunch and i can see itto eating something that looks like grass
THEONEANDONI: ITS LEAVES FROM THAT TREE IN THE COURTYARD
THEONEANDONI: I WASHED THEM THO
kazooha: again, itto, that is not the issue here
THEONEANDONI: R U SURE? IDK WHAT ELSE COULD BE WRONG
monamegistus: is this dude serious
scaramouche: hi
monamegistus: hi
aethercool: due to the fact that i'm pretty sure that's how scaramouche flirts im gonna have to ask y'all to 🔇STOP🔇
scaramouche: i can't say hi to my girlfriend ??? goodness gracious
aethercool: no u can't /j
aethercool: btw all of my anti-pda announcements are jokes i actually like seeing u all interact w ur partners it's cute
barbietoes: thanks! ur single
aethercool: yes i know that thank you venti
barbietoes: yw❤️
voltronsurvivor: guys i just saw itto leaving school????
voltronsurvivor: watched this man get into his car and drive off wtf i got a photo
generalgorou: send
voltronsurvivor:
generalgorou: LMAOAOAOAOAOA
kazooha: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS I WAS ABOUT TO TEXT HIM
scaramouche: i laughed
voltronsurvivor: forget the caps lock from the other two , that's the best response i've ever received to a joke
THEONEANDONI: THATS NOT ME ITS ACTUALLY AYATO. COMMON MISCONCEPTION!
ayato: you wanna fight bean boy????
xiao.: whose idea was it to add itto
barbietoes: hi bb it was aether
aethercool: xiao pls hes so funny
xiao.: i guess
THEONEANDONI: ILL FIGHT AYATO AND THIS XIAO KID AT THE SAME TIME COME AT ME BRO
THEONEANDONI: WAIT WAITWAITWAIR
THEONEANDONI: XIAO AND VENTI
THEONEANDONI: ARE YOU GUYS THE XIAOVEN???? WHY IS THE GROUP CALLED XIAOVENPHOBIC??? IM ON YALLS SIDE I SUPPORT XIAOVEN🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
xiao.: thanks
barbietoes: so true itto #xiaovenrights !!!!!
scaramouche: i'm surprised you figured that out, itto
THEONEANDONI: MY BRAIN IS LARGE
scaramouche: yeah but it's smooth
ayato: please do not give me the mental image of itto's smooth brain that's emotionally scarring
scaramouche: i don't like you
ayato: understandable have a great day
luminecool: scara wtf u mean little man . it's ok ayato the rest of us like u
ayaka: i don't
luminecool: as the sister of an insufferable brother ik ur lying shawty as annoying as they can be they're still our brothers
ayaka: you read right through me
albedooo: what if i actually don't like my brother?
luminecool: u can do what u want ur literally albedo
albedooo: okay cool because i don't like him
scaramouche: my sister is younger than me but taller than me and i'm not okay with it. other than that she's okay
kazooha: you got the short genes
scaramouche: yeah my short genes could beat you up
kazooha: i will throw this mechanical pencil at you
THEONEANDONI:
kazooha: thanks itto. very cool
THEONEANDONI: 😁👹😏😎