group: Venti stop changing the group name
ayaka: my eyes burt 😞
luminecool: are you ok
ayaka: burt 😞
luminecool: burt ??
ayaka: my heyss.. zburt 😂😂 omg rhey,&,&,8:9&$):8 Bjry bjry! burt! ehchj. k dd/: ££***
voltronsurvivor: ayaka fr losing it
ayaka: they. cc/==hbuey
ayaka: H**+99:jjk!
luminecool: girl r u having a stroke
ayaka: somekne just soanked me!!!!!!!! b. @@9
im in. a oarking lot
aethercool: it's almost midnight why r u in a parking lot
ayaka: me and thomamamt!!?
ayaka: we sici
ayaka: brkke into the erong grape juice
ayaka: HEN B**¥
ayaka: i thtjfbj we are at !&;'k 2-lmaty
ayato: you what.
ayaka: tho ma just. cfeel!!! bb.
ayaka: i i i i
ayaka: we tbk ighg it was brape ju ic ce! &@@
voltronsurvivor: are u drunk ???? careful miss d.a.r.e. is gonna come for u
officiallyfischl: D i won't do drugs A won't have an attitude R i will respect myself E i will educate me🙂🙂🙂
ayaka: thomamam isc crruinb b on ghe flfororo
aethercool: is thoma ok
ayaka: m oo!!!
thomathetrain: we. ccdf just easnn awau crokr. a car
thomathetrain: misi inm i miss ayatyo
ayaka: the hrapp juice i s a ll. gone. kk
keqing: are u guys okay
ayaka: yeah!
thomathetrain: NOO I MSIIS AYAIITO
keqing: get water or something idk
ayaka: yah h! 'k pp££
ayato: ugh
keqing: where are you guys
ayaka: no. ivits fin ayato jjst grabbed uos
luminecool: im breaking into ventis house just to show him this i'm sorry but this is so funny
ayaka: yehs!
thomathetrain: AYAYO IS. MY BOTOFNEED!!!!
ayato: taking these idiots home is not what i wanted to be doing at midnight
thomathetrain: atyayyaka just spilt the kech hup
barbietoes: im crying whrr did the ketchup come into this
thomathetrain: idk k!! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
ayaka: I HAVE ANEBRGRYYY
sayu: ayo where's ayato
ayaka: waitinh i n the r food place
ayaka: he daaod we coukd hey o ir ener gu oit and r un aroun. yhe par k inb lot
aloynotahoy: i think i'm having a stroke
sayu: im so tired
aloynotahoy: like of this or in general
sayu: yeah
aloynotahoy: understandable
ayaka: we are g oonb home ill hey wayer ther r
ayaka: thimas is dri nkinb the keychil 🥸✊🏻✊🏻😍💀😁🥰
aethercool: can i hand over my title of resident idiot to them i think they deserve it
luminecool: resident idiot(s)
thomathetrain: yuea! my ayayto i s vgonna. make us aca i i bowls
sayu: are you guys back with ayato yet bcs i'm here alone and it's weird
ayaka: yeah🤔hee nebr left
sayu: okay r u coming home i feel like im abt to become season 16 of criminal minds
ayaka: duhhh!
sayu: k goodnight
thomathetrain: yu h! ayaka. is dri mkinb sou p
thomathetrain: i jusy xreied lick jnb it ands he dcracyjed me
voltronsurvivor: can u repeat that for the class
thomathetrain: i. licked her so up
thomathetrain: and she vc£££
thomathetrain: scra. yhec me
voltronsurvivor: sorry to hear that
thomathetrain: aha ai iokay h ood nigh t ayaka is smtrhing to eat m ycfeet 😄😩😝🎃|€~£~£
thomathetrain: GOOKDJDN NGIYH I LVOOD AYATO.!:)<3
ayato: Help Me
aethercool: ur on ur own chief
barbietoes: rest in rip ayato
ayato: 🙂
xingqiu:
aethercool: STOPPPPP
time skip brought to u by my favorite spider eater albedo <3
thomathetrain: HUH?!!?!!????!?
barbietoes: welcome to the consequences of your actions!
thomathetrain: im so confused
thomathetrain: ayaka what did we do
ayaka: i think we accidentally got drunk and went insane in a parking lot. and you're a clingy drunk apparently
thomathetrain: how did we accidentally get drunk ????? how does that happen ???? my head hurts so bad
scaramouche: dumbass
thomathetrain: thank you kunikuzushi very cool
scaramouche: no
barbietoes changed their name to bostonian
bostonian: time for a new parody of my last name anyways XIAO GOT ME A PATRIOTS FLAG EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
dain: If I didn't know better I would think you were from Boston
bostonian: im german shawty
dain: Are you from Boston?
bostonian: im literally from germany it's not a generational thing i was straight up born there
dain: Sorry to hear that. Hope you recover soon
officiallyfischl: can't believe half of my favorite quartet has beef with dainsleif
voltronsurvivor: can u elaborate
officiallyfischl: xiao, venti, lumine, and aether, affectionately referred to by me as "those four idiots". lumine and venti have some sort of beef with dainsleif. this has concluded todays episode of explanations with amy
voltronsurvivor: i enjoyed that thank u
officiallyfischl: of course
sayu: idk who dainsleif is but with a name like that i'd want to fight him too
keqing: how does it feel to be the funniest person here
sayu: pretty great
sayu: in all honestly i think barbara is the funniest person here because when she finds a cute person instead of being like "awwww" like yknow a normal person she expresses her desire to put them in a fish bowl
barbara!!: i'm gonna put kazuha in a hamster cage💕
THEONEANDONI: YOOO I AGREE WITH THAT HES SUCH A CUTE LITTLE DUDE I JUST WANNA PUSH HIM AROUND THE MALL IN A STROLLER
barbara!!: you get me
scaramouche: kokomi has a kennel at her house that she puts gorou in
generalgorou: she does not do that what
generalgorou: i don't even go to kokomi's house
monamegistus: imprisoned for dogboy crimes
generalgorou: i am not a dogboy.
monamegistus: you give off dogboy vibes
monamegistus: aether too
aethercool: wtf why me
monamegistus: you look like you smell like wet dog. venti and i had a whole conversation about this actually
aethercool: betrayed by my bestest friend ???!!!
bostonian: hehe
aethercool:
albedooo: that's kaeya
aethercool: that is correct
dain: MF ignores us for two days and comes back with "that's Kaeya"
albedooo: it was important.
THEONEANDONI: GAY PEOPLE🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈💕💕💕💕💕
voltronsurvivor: itto is the most aggressive ally i've ever seen and honestly? we love to see it
kazooha: i don't think he's fully straight actually
THEONEANDONI: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM IF I LIKE U THEN I LIKE U IDC IF UR A BOY OR A GIRL OR SEVERAL BEES IN A TRENCHCOAT !!!!
THEONEANDONI: BUT U GUYS SEEM TO HAVE URSELVES FIGURED OUT AND THATS FRICKIN COOL
keqing: think again bestie i'm having my 3rd sexuality crisis of the week
THEONEANDONI: IM ON MY 4TH!!! WE GOT THIS!!
keqing: solidarity✊🏻
barbara!!: i like this itto guy i wanna plant him in my backyard and give him water and sunlight every day
Jean!: You need to stop hanging out with, as Fischl calls them, "those four idiots."
barbara!!: jean please theyre so funny
generalgorou: itto would probably make a good plant he'd be like a really loud venus flytrap or something
dain:
generalgorou: LMAO STOPPPP