arataki itto certified dad

group: Venti stop changing the group name


ayaka: my eyes burt 😞


luminecool: are you ok


ayaka: burt 😞


luminecool: burt ??


ayaka: my heyss.. zburt 😂😂 omg rhey,&,&,8:9&$):8 Bjry bjry! burt! ehchj. k dd/: ££***


voltronsurvivor: ayaka fr losing it


ayaka: they. cc/==hbuey


ayaka: H**+99:jjk!


luminecool: girl r u having a stroke


ayaka: somekne just soanked me!!!!!!!! b. @@9
im in. a oarking lot


aethercool: it's almost midnight why r u in a parking lot


ayaka: me and thomamamt!!?


ayaka: we sici


ayaka: brkke into the erong grape juice


ayaka: HEN B**¥


ayaka: i thtjfbj we are at !&;'k 2-lmaty


ayato: you what.


ayaka: tho ma just. cfeel!!! bb.


ayaka: i i i i


ayaka: we tbk ighg it was brape ju ic ce! &@@


voltronsurvivor: are u drunk ???? careful miss d.a.r.e. is gonna come for u


officiallyfischl: D i won't do drugs A won't have an attitude R i will respect myself E i will educate me🙂🙂🙂


ayaka: thomamam isc crruinb b on ghe flfororo


aethercool: is thoma ok


ayaka: m oo!!!


thomathetrain: we. ccdf just easnn awau crokr. a car


thomathetrain: misi inm i miss ayatyo


ayaka: the hrapp juice i s a ll. gone. kk


keqing: are u guys okay


ayaka: yeah!


thomathetrain: NOO I MSIIS AYAIITO


keqing: get water or something idk


ayaka: yah h! 'k pp££


ayato: ugh


keqing: where are you guys


ayaka: no. ivits fin ayato jjst grabbed uos


luminecool: im breaking into ventis house just to show him this i'm sorry but this is so funny


ayaka: yehs!


thomathetrain: AYAYO IS. MY BOTOFNEED!!!!


ayato: taking these idiots home is not what i wanted to be doing at midnight


thomathetrain: atyayyaka just spilt the kech hup


barbietoes: im crying whrr did the ketchup come into this


thomathetrain: idk k!! 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂


ayaka: I HAVE ANEBRGRYYY


sayu: ayo where's ayato


ayaka: waitinh i n the r food place


ayaka: he daaod we coukd hey o ir ener gu oit and r un aroun. yhe par k inb lot


aloynotahoy: i think i'm having a stroke


sayu: im so tired


aloynotahoy: like of this or in general


sayu: yeah


aloynotahoy: understandable


ayaka: we are g oonb home ill hey wayer ther r


ayaka: thimas is dri nkinb the keychil 🥸✊🏻✊🏻😍💀😁🥰


aethercool: can i hand over my title of resident idiot to them i think they deserve it


luminecool: resident idiot(s)


thomathetrain: yuea! my ayayto i s vgonna. make us aca i i bowls


sayu: are you guys back with ayato yet bcs i'm here alone and it's weird


ayaka: yeah🤔hee nebr left


sayu: okay r u coming home i feel like im abt to become season 16 of criminal minds


ayaka: duhhh!


sayu: k goodnight


thomathetrain: yu h! ayaka. is dri mkinb sou p


thomathetrain: i jusy xreied lick jnb it ands he dcracyjed me


voltronsurvivor: can u repeat that for the class


thomathetrain: i. licked her so up


thomathetrain: and she vc£££


thomathetrain: scra. yhec me


voltronsurvivor: sorry to hear that


thomathetrain: aha ai iokay h ood nigh t ayaka is smtrhing to eat m ycfeet 😄😩😝🎃|€~£~£


thomathetrain: GOOKDJDN NGIYH I LVOOD AYATO.!:)<3


ayato: Help Me


aethercool: ur on ur own chief


barbietoes: rest in rip ayato


ayato: 🙂


xingqiu:



aethercool: STOPPPPP


time skip brought to u by my favorite spider eater albedo <3


thomathetrain: HUH?!!?!!????!?


barbietoes: welcome to the consequences of your actions!


thomathetrain: im so confused


thomathetrain: ayaka what did we do


ayaka: i think we accidentally got drunk and went insane in a parking lot. and you're a clingy drunk apparently


thomathetrain: how did we accidentally get drunk ????? how does that happen ???? my head hurts so bad


scaramouche: dumbass


thomathetrain: thank you kunikuzushi very cool


scaramouche: no


barbietoes changed their name to bostonian


bostonian: time for a new parody of my last name anyways XIAO GOT ME A PATRIOTS FLAG EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE


dain: If I didn't know better I would think you were from Boston


bostonian: im german shawty


dain: Are you from Boston?


bostonian: im literally from germany it's not a generational thing i was straight up born there


dain: Sorry to hear that. Hope you recover soon


officiallyfischl: can't believe half of my favorite quartet has beef with dainsleif


voltronsurvivor: can u elaborate


officiallyfischl: xiao, venti, lumine, and aether, affectionately referred to by me as "those four idiots". lumine and venti have some sort of beef with dainsleif. this has concluded todays episode of explanations with amy


voltronsurvivor: i enjoyed that thank u


officiallyfischl: of course


sayu: idk who dainsleif is but with a name like that i'd want to fight him too


keqing: how does it feel to be the funniest person here


sayu: pretty great


sayu: in all honestly i think barbara is the funniest person here because when she finds a cute person instead of being like "awwww" like yknow a normal person she expresses her desire to put them in a fish bowl


barbara!!: i'm gonna put kazuha in a hamster cage💕


THEONEANDONI: YOOO I AGREE WITH THAT HES SUCH A CUTE LITTLE DUDE I JUST WANNA PUSH HIM AROUND THE MALL IN A STROLLER


barbara!!: you get me


scaramouche: kokomi has a kennel at her house that she puts gorou in


generalgorou: she does not do that what


generalgorou: i don't even go to kokomi's house


monamegistus: imprisoned for dogboy crimes


generalgorou: i am not a dogboy.


monamegistus: you give off dogboy vibes


monamegistus: aether too


aethercool: wtf why me


monamegistus: you look like you smell like wet dog. venti and i had a whole conversation about this actually


aethercool: betrayed by my bestest friend ???!!!


bostonian: hehe


aethercool:



albedooo: that's kaeya


aethercool: that is correct


dain: MF ignores us for two days and comes back with "that's Kaeya"


albedooo: it was important.


THEONEANDONI: GAY PEOPLE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕💕💕💕💕


voltronsurvivor: itto is the most aggressive ally i've ever seen and honestly? we love to see it


kazooha: i don't think he's fully straight actually


THEONEANDONI: I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM IF I LIKE U THEN I LIKE U IDC IF UR A BOY OR A GIRL OR SEVERAL BEES IN A TRENCHCOAT !!!!


THEONEANDONI: BUT U GUYS SEEM TO HAVE URSELVES FIGURED OUT AND THATS FRICKIN COOL


keqing: think again bestie i'm having my 3rd sexuality crisis of the week


THEONEANDONI: IM ON MY 4TH!!! WE GOT THIS!!


keqing: solidarity✊🏻


barbara!!: i like this itto guy i wanna plant him in my backyard and give him water and sunlight every day


Jean!: You need to stop hanging out with, as Fischl calls them, "those four idiots."


barbara!!: jean please theyre so funny


generalgorou: itto would probably make a good plant he'd be like a really loud venus flytrap or something


dain:



generalgorou: LMAO STOPPPP

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