childe and his trash build broke my crit record again anyways enjoy my professor puppet that yes i actually have and spent $100 on
group: Venti stop changing the group name
xiao.: do you guys ever see something mildly disturbing and think cool. i'm gonna go dissociate now
xiao.: there's a specific term for what i'm thinking of but i forgot it
albedooo: 1. yes. and 2. uncanny valley?
xiao.: that's part of it but also stuff like the walten files
xiao.: the "ashley is still there but she's not screaming anymore" scene in particular had me on edge for an hour
albedooo: understandable
xiao.: i should probably take my meds
xiao.: that was too personal actually can we all do me a favor and ignore that message
albedooo: what message
xiao.: you get me
bostonian: rewatching naruto cuz i hate myself
officiallyfischl: i still think dainsleif sounds like sasuke
voltronsurvivor: of course you return from your hiatus to talk about dainsleif
officiallyfischl: it's what i'm best at
officiallyfischl: anyways i think bennett taught my bird how to curse
imbennett: i don't swear i'm 4
kaeyaalberich: So you're finally accepting it
imbennett: THAT WAS A TEST AND YOU FAILED KAEYA ALBERICH. WELCOME BACK TO BENNETT CLAUS'S NAUGHTY LIST. TOMORROW MORNING 10AM YOU WILL RECEIVE ALOYS FINGERNAILS IN YOUR MAIL.
aloynotahoy: what
aloynotahoy: how would you even get my fingernails im
imbennett: i have connections
ganyu: i'm gonna regret this as per usual but hi guys
aloynotahoy: BENNETT HOW DID YOU GET MY FINGERNAILS
ganyu:
ganyu: all i ask for is one day. not even in my own house can i have a normal day
ssayanfei: spill
ganyu: not going into detail about xiao, hu tao is watching cocomelon in the living room, childe is in the backyard with a bb gun, childe's siblings are here for some reason, and zhongli is calmly sipping tea at the table acting like none of this is happening
bostonian: my guy rex in denial fr
ssayanfei: can u elaborate on childe
ganyu: we have a target don't worry hes not committing murder
xingqiu: why is hu tao watching cocomelon
ganyu: dude idk she's hu tao i don't question this at this point
dain:
dain: That wasn't meant for this group
ssayanfei: PLEASE IM ALREADY WHEEZING OBER HU TAO AND COCOMELON DONT DO THIS TO ME
officiallyfischl: comedic king <3
tomoswag: should i rewatch the entire puppet history series again or should i do my homework thays due tomorrow
tomoswag: also shoutout to kazuhas handmade professor puppet that he spent like $100 on
kazooha: my pride and joy <3
ssayanfei: u can't just say that and then not show us the puppet wtf i love puppet history
kazooha:
tomoswag: my arm 🥺
ssayanfei: SCREAMINT AND CRYING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
ssayanfei: HES ALL BUCKLED UP AND READY TO GO!!! HES ON AN ADVENTURE !!!!!! KAZUHA GIVE HIM TO ME
kazooha: give me $100 and i'll make you one
ssayanfei: ok hold on
xingqiu:
ssayanfei: WHY IS THAT MY CONTACT PLEASE
kazooha: i have an entire folder on my phone for professor photos he's my son <3<3
kazooha: waiting 4 gorou to correct me
generalgorou: OUR SON
kazooha: there you are hello <3
generalgorou:
ssayanfei: i am literally obsessed with this puppet omfg kazuha pls bring him to school
kazooha: i'll try my best👍🏻
dilucragnvindr: Why are you losing it over a puppet
ssayanfei: you don't get it.
kaeyaalberich: I only watch Puppet History because of Albedo but I'm attached to the puppet. Do better Diluc
dilucragnvindr: It's a puppet
RaidenEi: My daughter happens to be a puppet.
aloynotahoy: okay i know that you have like an actual robot puppet child (two of them?) but without that context you sound like how a lot of parents view their oldest daughters
RaidenEi: She's a very independent robot. But she listens to everything her brother tells her and would probably also do anything that Kaedehara kid tells her to do.
kazooha: excuse me
RaidenEi: She likes you a lot. We don't know why.
kazooha: oh yeah
time skip brought to u by the fact that qiqi came home for the third time on standard. still dilucless btw
kujousara: there's a man looking at me in class😐
kokomi !: critkomi is abt to become a reality i want every detail about this man right now
kujousara: nvm it's just scaramouche
kujousara: i think he's glaring at everyone actually
scaramouche: there's a bee on the projector screen
kujousara: wait there is. i hate this school
xingqiu: it could be worse. i could've been private schooled or homeschooled and i CHOSE to come here
kujousara: that's the 2nd stupidest decision i've ever heard of
xingqiu: pls rate the top five
kujousara:
1. kazuha spending $100 on a puppet
2. xingqiu actively choosing public school
3. amber and albedo choosing to work in food service
4. my father.
5. aether choosing to date tomo
aethercool: i'm not dating tomo??
kujousara: YOU'RE NOT????
amberwantstofly: food service was a mistake however albedo quit a couple weeks ago bc he's gonna be a scientist or something
bostonian: 5'4" black hair never had her dad there.....
kujousara: i'm 5'8", i have purple hair, and my (adoptive) dad is here he's just a clown
bostonian: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE BEING TALLER THAN ME
IHATEDAWNWINERY: it's okay i'm still shorter
scaramouche: i'm gonna fight aloy wtf i'm not a robot
aloynotahoy: sounds like something a robot would say
scaramouche: cryo vision = no opinion
IHATEDAWNWINERY: okay you know what
IHATEDAWNWINERY added IlDottore to "Venti stop changing the group name"
scaramouche: i have never felt such an overwhelming amount of homicidal rage in my life. someone better hold me back i'm about to throw hands with a minor.
monamegistus: scara this isn't you 🥺🥺 scara look at me baby 🥺🥺 /j /j /j /j
bostonian: EHLP
ajaxtartagliachilde left "Venti stop changing the group name"
voltronsurvivor: lmao coward
voltronsurvivor: what's so bad abt this dottore guy anyway
bostonian: first red flag is the fact that he has an it*lian name
IlDottore: Oh wow. I have no idea what this is.
luminecool: me when scara mommy hands out the homework
voltronsurvivor: STOP LMAOAOAOAOA
ganyu: sighs deeply hello everyone
IlDottore: Would anyone like to be experimented on?
ganyu:
dain:
dain: Kazuha and the Professor
tomoswag: that's so true he's like a little baby baby man
tomoswag: it's fun to carry him like a baby bc he gets mad at me but like he's so easy to pick up he's tiny
generalgorou: akdbfvbgfhskfjfjskfjjtjfhsjjgjbdkrldnjadjhshBbz💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
kokomi !: my boy gorou turned into raiden shogun
generalgorou: kazuha is so. cute ibcant
kokomi !: shawty focus on math class
generalgorou: no i don't care abt functions
kokomi !: understandable i don't either
ayato: wtf is a function
kokomi !: ur a senior and u don't know this??????
sayu: it's bcs he has blue hair and pronouns /j
tomoswag: STOP IM CRYING
btw here's my updated "would u rob me" list
I SWEAR IM GONNA LEVEL UP ITTO AND GOROU SOON IM JUST TOO BUSY FARMING FOR ZHONGLI