if yall see me reusing events that ive used in other chatfics bc they've actually happened to me mind ur business !!!!! /lh

group: xiaovenphobic

barbietoes: i just coughed up a fingernail

ganyu: you don't need to share every little thing that happens in your life with us. sometimes it's good to keep things to yourself!

barbietoes: ik thats why i only share the important stuff

luminecool: i am so sick of you venti barbatos does anyone have any venti slander to share with the class

bangbang: dude got the gumi vocaloid haircut

luminecool: LMAOOO

aethercool: he has a bearded dragon named dvalin. yes like the name of one of his horses.

barbietoes: THEYRE TWINS🙄✋🏻

luminecool: okay so are me and aether but do we have the same name 😭

ganyu: how did the fingernail even get there in the first place?

barbietoes: why do u think my fingernails r so short?????? i Eat Them ganyu

aethercool: this is my final straw. im paying for xiaos therapy. he needs it.

xiao.: venti is my therapy tbh

aethercool: i am so violently homophobic

barbietoes: yeah now give me the therapy money so i can buy a white claw !!!!!!

scaramouche: juniors (derogatory)

ajaxtartagliachilde: arent u a junior stfu

scaramouche: yeah but i'm better than them

xingqiu: guys help venti still won't leave me alone

xingqiu:

xiao.: sigh

noelle=): hey guys long time no see. childe reminds me of ercole from luca

ajaxtartagliachilde: WHAT?????????????

scaramouche took a screenshot!

xiao. took a screenshot!

aloynotahoy took a screenshot!

Zhongli took a screenshot!

xingqiu: NOT ZHONGLI😭😭😭

ajaxtartagliachilde: FIRST OF ALL, NEVER COMPARE ME TO AN IT*LIAN MAN EVER AGAIN. SECOND OF ALL, WHAT??????????????? THIRD OF ALL, WHY???????????

noelle=3: because like.... your reign of terror....

scaramouche: i'm actually crying

kazooha: i still can't believe you have human emotions.... are they stored in the bowl cut

scaramouche: wow kazuha that hurt all 3 of my feelings

kazooha: so they're not stored in the bowl cut?

ningguang changed xiao.'s name to "death the kid"

ningguang: hey guys

aethercool: HELLO NINGGUANG???;&/',!,!:?;$/&;!/'

death the kid: i don't know if i wanna keep this or not

aethercool: anyways do u guys ever listen to a song and think hm how can i relate this to ppl that i know/fictional characters

albedooo: yeah. kaeya and diluc are therapy by all time low.

kaeyaalberich: ...

dilucragnvindr: ...

amberwantstofly: y'all are silent bcs u know he's right

ssayanfei: from what i know (which is a lot jsyk) albedo is definitely right

aethercool: he's always right he's literally albedo

ssayanfei: good point

aethercool: i can also see diluc and kaeya as oh calamity

barbietoes: guys this is not the time for kaeya and diluc brotherly angst i literally just coughed up another fingernail.

luminecool: i literally hate you so much

barbietoes: mwah mwah /p

luminecool:

death the kid changed their name to "xiao."

xiao.: i don't like change

officiallyfischl: hutao where is your shirt from i need it

voltronsurvivor: idk i stole it from xiao i think it's from halloween horror nights tho

xiao.: what

voltronsurvivor: hey lol

xiao.: why

voltronsurvivor: beetlejuice

xiao.: understandable actually

xiao.: wait my halloween horror nights beetlejuice shirt?? give that back

voltronsurvivor: yeah sure lemme just strip in the middle of class rq

xiao.: you know what i meant

generalgorou: fight fight fight🤳🏻

generalgorou: anyways another day another adam sandler movie in class

ningguang: which one

generalgorou: are you ningguang and also the movie is grown ups

ningguang: can you read. also i think we have geology together

generalgorou: omg wait yeah

aethercool: who tf takes geology

generalgorou: me

ningguang: me

Zhongli: I did.

noelle=): me

albedooo: me.

aethercool: nvm it's ok since albedo does it

amberwantstofly: no i think that line was crossed with noelle

noelle=): i'm cool

amberwantstofly: anyways i'm pretty sure aether has a crush on albedo and dainsleif

aethercool: I DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON ALBEDO AND DAINSLEIF I HAVE A CRUSH ON AYAKA GET UR FACTS RIGHT AMBER

aethercool: WAIT

aethercool: WAITWAITWAIT

aethercool left "xiaovenphobic"

luminecool: he's literally an idiot i am so sorry everyone

amberwantstofly: I MCRRYINGGTG

scaramouche: and i thought childe was the dumbest person i knew

ajaxtartagliachilde: glad someone else stepped up it's a big responsibility

albedooo: wow.

albedooo: actually, that was really funny.

amberwantstofly: HELP HE LEFT HIS OWN GROUP WHOS IN CHARGE NOW

luminecool: me 💀 sibling privileges

ayaka: why is aether stupid?

luminecool: read up

ayaka: oh

ayaka: oh.

ajaxtartagliachilde: WAIT LMAO I JUSY PROCESSED WHAT HAPPENED AETHER U CLOWN

noelle=):

luminecool: HELP

xingqiu: if one more person says i sound like a low pitched marinette

xingqiu: that timing was horrible my bad

imbennett: NO I GET THAT ALL THE TIME TOO????

xingqiu: hashtag twinning

xingqiu: anyways is aether ok

luminecool: idk im not in his class rn. personally i hope he dropped dead

chongyun: im in his class right now and i have never seen a human being that red

chongyun: dude looks like diluc's hair

kaeyaalberich took a screenshot!

dilucragnvindr: Why.

kaeyaalberich: Funny

luminecool: oh wait i have more idiot aether stories

luminecool: one time like 2? years ago we were making brownies and i left him alone for like a minute to do something and he misread the instructions, instead of putting 1/4 cup of water in the mix he put 4 cups . we didnt know what to do with it . it was too thick to pour down the sink and too liquidy to pour in the trash so we got a shovel and dug a hole in our backyard and buried it  . venti can confirm this he watched from his yard and asked what we were doing . anyways aether got a dyscalculia diagnosis the week after that . btw the idiot part was the fact that we buried brownie mix in the backyard not the part where aether misread the directions

barbietoes: STOP I FORGOT ABT THAT I CAN CONFIRM IT DID HAPPEN

chongyun: aether looks like hes in pain

xingqiu: he is

chongyun: was it bennett

imbennett: i did literally nothing wrong aether brought this on himself by being stupid

chongyun: oh . love that for him

luminecool added aethercool to "xiaovenphobic"

razor: dum b

aethercool: thank u razor very cool

razor: 👍