group: i peefed myself

aethercool:

voltronsurvivor: PLAGIARISM

bostonian: IT WAS A TYPO

kazooha: that emoji is absolutely destroying me

bostonian: 🥹

bostonian: ay*to is typing is it gonna be "Hie"

gayato: Hie

gayato: BRUH

gayato: literally die

bostonian: LMFAOOOO

bangbang: HIIIIII

bangbang: guess whose feet are on the homescreens today!

aethercool: is it ayaka again

bangbang: nop

bangbang: it's me 😈😈

gayato: That's My Little Sister In Law

gayato: So Proud Of Her

kazooha added xinyan to "i peefed myself"

kazooha: basically sister question mark

xinyan: hie

xinyan: i was told to say that

gayato: you'll fit right in

xinyan: that seems more like an insult than a compliment

bostonian: do u have a hydro vision

xinyan: pyro

bostonian: UGH

bostonian: someone needs to harrass the pyro users im exclusive to the hydro users

gayato: i think someone should do it with anemo users

bostonian: im literally venti starbucks barbatos i have authority over the anemo users and i say no❤️

xingqiu: i'm xingqiu and i have authority over the hydro users which means u have to stop the hydro bullying❤️

razor: im razor

imbennett:

bangbang: I JUST SNORTED

bangbang: that should not have been that funny to me

imbennett: thanks i was not abt to miss out on that opportunity

rosaria: guys

rosaria: i just had the best starbucks drink

bangbang: omg share i need to spice up my order

rosaria: double chocolaty chip crème frappuccino with almond milk (i have stomach problems bc i'm hot 😈)

kazooha: Hot People Have Stomach Problems

rosaria: my life motto

ayaka: ayatos cooking gives me stomach problems tbh

gayato: Excuse me

bostonian: get him ayaka

xingqiu: thankful for ayato bc now venti doesn't target me

paimoncool: i want starbucks now

xingqiu: omg it's paimon

gayato: Hie

paimoncool: is that kamisato ayato

paimoncool: i didn't know u were real

gayato: thanks <3

kukishinobu: I Wouldn't Wish That On My Worst Enemy, Unless Of Course We're Talking About My ENEMY, Arataki Itto. F You Arataki Itto, You Know What You Did.

paimoncool: omg what did he do

kukishinobu: you know the photo of his abs that's on the tree in the courtyard.

paimoncool: girl im in middle school idk what your courtyard looks like

kazooha: THOSE ARE ITTOS ABS ??

kukishinobu: yeah.

generalgorou: u didnt recognize them ?? /j

kazooha: BRO I DO NOT KNOW WHAT ITTOS ABS LOOK LIKE

kazooha: well ig i do bc ive seen the photo on the tree

kazooha: shinobu continue

kukishinobu: LMAO ok so

kukishinobu: he placed like 5 more photos around the school and got detention.

kukishinobu: so guess who gets to go drag him out of detention because all the teachers had my sister at some point (aka a straight A student).

dain: Is it you

kukishinobu: who tf are you

kukishinobu: n e ways

kukishinobu: It's Me.

THEONEANDONI: CAN U THANK MIYUKI LATER FOR BEING A GOOD STUDENT

kukishinobu: i'm gonna throw you off a bridge

luminecool: poor shinobu

luminecool: speaking of shinobu i ran into her in the hallway today and she is so pretty . shinobu what are ur secrets

kukishinobu: lmao thanks my secret is learning to specifically tune out the sound of itto's voice

luminecool: LMFAO

THEONEANDONI: YOU LOVE ME THO

kukishinobu: i'm gonna turn you into a margarita

kazooha: literally listening to a song abt margaritas rn

ssayanfei: is it one margarita by luke bryan

kazooha: nice try but u cant scare me we all know this app shows what ur listening to on spotify

generalgorou: kazuha.

generalgorou: you don't use spotify.

kazooha: oh yeah

kazooha: wait

kazooha: WTH HOW DID U KNOW THAT

voltronsurvivor: she follows u on apple music

ssayanfei: DONT TELL HIM THAT

kazooha: ok but yeah it is that song im obsessed with it rn

gayato: country music enjoyer.............

kazooha: not taking an opinion from someone named gayato

dain: That seems homophobic

kazooha: i have a Boyfriend

luminecool: dain reappearing from the abyss to call a gay man homophobic

dain: Did you miss me

luminecool: not rly

dain: Rude

officiallyfischl: HI DIANSLEIF I MISSED YOU DONT LISTEN TO LUMI

dain: Thanks Lumine bullies me

bostonian: i knew aaron hernandez was a football player but i didnt know he was on the patriots wth

kazooha: who the heck is aaron hernandez

dain: Well we know he played for the Patriots

bostonian: yah he killed 3 people

kazooha: oh!

kazooha: arent you like the #1 patriots fan why didnt you know he played for the patriots

bostonian: listen i dont know Everything abt the pats okay

bostonian: ayato is like the #1 thoma fan i guarantee he cant tell u everything abt thoma

gayato: Try Me.

bostonian: ok uhhhh whats his favorite band

gayato: waterparks

gayato: everyone knows that

ayaka: i didnt know that ??

kazooha: can thoma confirm

thomathetrain: yah its waterparks i <3 awsten knight

bostonian: okay that was too easy can anyone think of better questions i have two whole braincells and theyre both telling me to watch dance moms

kazooha: what was thoma doing yesterday at approximately 4:27 pm

gayato: trying to teach me how to cook (i am great at cooking)

kazooha: Why do you remember that.

gayato: bc that's about the time i went over to his house after school

thomathetrain: ayato you know i love you but you cannot cook.

ayaka: vouch. one time he tried to make a singular egg and it turned out looking very suspicious. there is no other word i can think of to use

thomathetrain: yesterday he put butter on the pan and it literally set the fire alarm off bc of how badly it was smoking

voltronsurvivor: MEEEEE

voltronsurvivor: its ok gayato my cooking looks suspicious too

gayato: My Cooking Is Not Suspicious My Cooking Is Amazing

sayu: i watched thoma spend an hour teaching you how to preheat an oven

gayato: shouldn't you be in school

sayu: shouldnt you know how to preheat an oven by age 18

gayato: no comment

sayu: L + ratio + your mom

gayato: how could you do this to me

sayu: bcs its funny

imbennett:

140
50
---------
190

imbennett: just needed to do math

imbennett: that's how much i owe fischl in case u were wondering

amberwantstofly: bennett

imbennett: amber

amberwantstofly: why do you owe fischl $190

imbennett: ive added up the amount of times shes bought me chick fil a since weve met

officiallyfischl: i'm not taking your money you pineapple

imbennett: I'm Not A Pineapple I'm Bennett

officiallyfischl: PLS

xiao.: hu tao just kicked me off of the tv because she wanted to watch a movie and she literally turned on ice age

xiao.: like you kicked me off for this???? i'm trying to watch the aaron hernandez docuseries

bostonian: ISNT IT SO INTERESTING

xiao.: very. and i would love to keep watching but apparently ice age is more important

voltronsurvivor: winks at you and pees

xiao.: WHATGS

little updates to my genshin acc:

1. AYATO MY DARLING ANGEL POOKIE KITTEN HONEY SWEETHEART BELOVED BABY IS FINALLY HOME AND I DRAGGED VENTI STARBUCKS BARBATOS WITH HIM

2. managed to get kokomi for my brother before her banner ended😈😈

3. SHINOBU IS SO PRETTY???????????????????

4. double crowned ayato immediately (will triple once shogun boss gives me more mats). as for starbucks he is level 74. i did not prepare mora or xp books. i bought all the shop reset books and mora to get him to level 74. he is fully built and i have all ascension materials i just need more mora and xp books

5. i got engulfing lightning (for thoma)

6. my main team is now ayato, thoma, venti, and zhongli (was gonna use another pyro char for pyro resonance but i cannot have a functioning team without zhongli)

7. right before i was abt to publish this chapter i pulled c1 ayato with the shop reset wishes .... i was at 30 pity and not guaranteed . he loves me