jules gabriel verne bungou stray dogs [i am taken by the fungus.] (help i love him so much bsd fans pls read the 55 minutes light novel)
also i'm so excited for mika im ready to triple crown him
also it's my 18th birthday on wednesday (march 22) say happy birthday or else

group: anti-alhaitham club room

dain: A doctor a day keeps the apple away

fischl: you are so right!

kaeya: An apple a doctor keeps the day away

dain: A day a doctor apples away the keep

kaeya: An apple away doctors the keep a day

mika: am i having a stroke

kaeya: Mika🫵

mika: hello kaeya

fischl: someone pls send me venti's brainly im in desperate need thx

aether: Ok.

fischl: ahem.

aether: oh yeah

aether: i've been using it and it works wonders

fischl: That's great!! Now hand it over.

mika: why are you capitalizing this terrifies me

fischl: Asserting dominance. (Argentina)

mika: argentina?????

aether: [email protected] password is Paimon420

fischl: PAIMON??

fischl: dawg rly used ur sister like that

fischl: personally i wouldn't let that slide

aether: That's what he made it!!

aether: i'll beat him dw

mika: enough of the capitalization it's so threatening

fischl: i lovee when venti gets beat up!!

kaeya pinned a message.

fischl: #mencancooktoo

fischl: also i think my parents think i dropped out

mika: ??????

fischl: idk man

albedo:

aether: HELLO

albedo: the day has finally arrived. i have been in the clutches of the bird for 1000 days. i fear i may never see my family again.

mika: i am concerned for you!💓

albedo: oh hi mika

mika: hi albedo. i hope you can escape the clutches of duolingo someday

albedo: thank you i appreciate it. i'll probably be hostage forever though.

mika: 😔

focalors: hello everyone. venti's hydro group chat deeply concerns me and i do not wish to be a part of it.

focalors: unfortunately, i am unable to leave.

amber: i'm in canada

amber: also venti is just like that you'll get used to it

venti: jolly ranchers are just boneless lollipops

focalors: thank you.

aether: i hate that you're right get out of my house

lumine: your bones are wet❤️

venti: THEY ARE??

venti: NO THE MEAT IS SURROUNDING THEM

lumine: yes??

lumine: the meat is wet

venti: OH ITS UNCOOKED RIGHT

focalors: i do not have words.

venti: OR IS IT ~TENDER~

kazuha: are we talking about human meat

venti: YES

focalors: what the fuck is happening

venti: OK BUT ANSWER MY QUESTION

venti: IS IT TENDER OR JUICY

venti: WAIT THATS TENDER

venti: OR IS IT A BLOB

venti: OHHHHH UNCOOKED

venti: I FORGOT THE WORD

venti: BUT WHICH ONE IS IT

aether: VENTI ITS RAW MEET

venti: SO ITS UNCOOKED

aether: YES

focalors: you need to be jailed.

venti: OR IS IT ~MARINATING~

aether: WHY WOULD YOU CALL HUMAN MEET UNCOOKED YOU SOUND LIKE A CANNIBAL

venti: IS THERE SEASONING

aether: IF YOU EAT SEASONING THEN YEAH

mika: i hate it here

venti: OR IS IT ~GLAZED~

aether: i have never heard of glazed meet and i'm upset about that

lumine: what have i started i hate it here

venti: I HAD THAT TONIGHT

aether: oh i was thinking of like donut glazed meet

focalors: aether. it's spelled meat.

aether: SHUT UP I LIKE MEET MORE

aether: I WILL DEFUND YOUR ANKLES

venti: HER ~WET~ ANKLES

aether: I EXAGGERATE THE EE SOUND

lumine removed venti from "anti-alhaitham club room"

venti added venti to "anti-alhaitham club room"

lumine: what the fuck

venti: MY UNCOOKED GLAZED SEASONED TENDER ~ANKLES~

mika: o

venti: WHAT

venti: WHAT DID I DO

venti: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW ANATOMY WORKS CAUSE NOW IM CONVINCED I HAVE ~GLAZED~ BONES

lumine: i literally hate this what did i start

venti: PLEASE

nilou: i am so glad i never check this gc. lumine and focalors are you alive

nilou: also if you think about it your meat is basically marinating due to ur blood being warm

aether: please i'm already upset i have bones

nilou: they're like skewers

venti: BONE IS ~WET~

focalors: you are all insane and i wish i did not go to this school.

nilou: venti is just like that

focalors: i have been told this multiple times. what tragic event occurred that made him this way? was he dropped into a pile of bricks? did a piano fall onto him cartoon-style? perhaps we will never know. i am crime. i am punishment. did you not know?

nilou: you are a bit concerning as well girlie !!

nilou: i like that though

dain: What the hell did I just witness

dain: Kaeya and I are laughing our asses off in Chick fil A

kaeya: GLAZED BONES😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fischl: venti's brainly just saved my grade thank you venti bard barbatos. time to read what i missed

fischl: WHATVTHE FFUJC

mika: welcome back! i will never forgive you for adding me to this gc

fischl: you're never allowed to leave

venti: I DID NOT HAVE A PIANO FALL ON ME WTF

focalors: is this implying that you were in fact dropped into a pile of bricks?

venti: NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

focalors: oh. so what mental illness do you have?

aether: he's reading the dsm like it's a bucket list

venti: die aether

aether: 💏

venti: 💏🖕🏻

xiao: directly staring

aether: sorry xiao it was /p i prommy🥺🥺

xiao: apology accepted bc it was funny

venti: bucket list: chickens

focalors pinned a message.

focalors: oh. i can do that.

focalors: your little joke made me giggle slightly. i think you are both hilarious and concerning and you need to be studied under a microscope.

venti: DONT TURN ME INTO A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT WTF

venti: somehow IM the weird one here good riddance

aether: oh you definitely are

mika: i think you're all weird actually. i'm deeply concerned and terrified whenever i get a notification from here

amber: you are so right

amber: sorry for disappearing momentarily im exploring canada

amber: also yeah like mika said not a single person in this gc says things that are considered normal

mika: hi amber. glad you agree

venti: SCREW YOU GUYS IM GOING HOME👈🏻👈🏻

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