my ankle hurt while writing this and i blame dottore

perhaps i rushed this chapter to talk abt my scara pulls ... anyways i'm a c1r1 scaramouche haver ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป finally achieved my dream of being a chiscara main . speaking of chiscara i have a harbinger only chatfic featuring โค๏ธthemโค๏ธ it's currently wattpad exclusive ๐Ÿ˜

group: anti alhaitham club room

venti: put it

venti: ???? SITRING UBSENT

faruzan: honestly so true

venti: ?;?3?(!/!WHO ARE YOU๐Ÿ˜ญ

faruzan: ๐Ÿ˜

kaveh: faruzan my dude๐Ÿค

kaveh: YOU๐Ÿซต owe me food

faruzan: i'll venmo you money๐Ÿคž

kaveh: WHY DID YOU PUT "child support" AS THE NOTE

faruzan: LMFAOOOO

venti: nah that's foul๐Ÿ˜ญ

venti: who is faruzan though

cyno: an old lady

faruzan: get away from me

cyno: missed u too bff

venti: do you have a hydro vision๐Ÿ˜

faruzan: anemo

venti: EVEN BETTER

venti: hello i'm venti the self-declared ceo of anemo vision havers

faruzan: hello venti. i am going to overthrow you and become the new ceo of the anemo vision holders

scaramouche: i support this movement i don't wanna be associated w him

venti: @everyone pick a side team faruzan or team venti

dainsleif: What is this? Twilight?

venti: dain have i ever expressed how much i hate you

dainsleif: Frequently, yes

venti: alright good i need it to be known

layla: someone just complimented my men seducers (eyes)

mona: YOUR EHAT

layla: they seduce the men

layla: too bad i like women

layla: aether you're the creator of this gc. do you know any women who like women

scaramouche: do you really think aether knows any women

aether: i really feel as if black friday would in fact send a victorian era child into a coma

aether: WHY IS SCARAMOUCHE CALLING ME BITCHLESS

scaramouche: never said that

aether: i hate you so much

aether: my worst enemy

scaramouche: i have cookies in the oven rn

dainsleif: I'm gonna crawl in

scaramouche: i'm gonna eat you for dinner

dainsleif: I'mm marshmallow textured

venti: i just clipped my toenails ๐Ÿ˜

aether: can i eat the clippings ๐Ÿ˜

venti: no im gonna give them to scara so he can decorate dainsmallow with them

scaramouche: HฬถHฬถAฬถGฬถDฬถJฬถHฬถGฬถFฬถDฬถ Message deleted.

venti: i made him laugh mark it in the calendar

scaramouche: i'm literally sitting with my parents rn trying not to laugh

venti: say hi to scara mommy for me ๐Ÿ˜

scaramouche: i take it back. i'm sick of you.

scaramouche deleted a message.

cyno: I JUST CHOKED

shinobu:
me: [hands itto my toenail] do you want my toenail
itto: YEAHHHHH [drops it] oh i dropped it :(

scaramouche: what the fuck

shinobu: hello scaramouche

scaramouche: Ok.

xiao: zhongli just made me eat a cooked carrot so i could leave the house

xiao: anyways i can drive now

lumine: come get me aether is being aether

xiao: nah he's your problem

layla: my shawty bad like shakira

scaramouche: this is the second time you've quoted nobigdyl in here

layla: YOU RECOGNIZED???

cyno: we love the earth it is our planet we love the earth it is our home

cyno: did you guys know i hate cookie run kingdom

collei: are you still trying to get carol cookie

cyno: yes bro

cyno: she does not want me

collei: L

nilou: she's not the first woman who doesn't want you

cyno: ????????????????????????????????????????????

cyno: WHAT THE FUCK

cyno: NILOU๐Ÿ˜ญ

tighnari: HAHDGJHSGFHS

cyno: NARI DONT LAUGH YOU ARE LITERALLY MY BOYFRIEND

tighnari: IM SORRY THAT WAS SO FUNNY

nilou: LMFAOOOO I COULDNT RESIST

nilou: it's okay though you're a man liker now

cyno: IM SOBING

aether: nah that was a violation๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

aether: me personally i wouldnt let that slide

cyno: we're gonna fight in the auditorium today

nilou: i'm gonna win

scaramouche: my face is bleeding. this is dottore's fault i just know it

childe: normalize blaming everything on dottore

scaramouche: real he's the bane of my existence

dottore: Wtf

cyno: just sneezed so violently it hurt i choose to blame dottore

childe: cyno gets it

faruzan: why do i have $80 in coins ๐Ÿ˜ญ

cyno: GIRL

venti: just sent xingqiu a dollar call me mr beast

aether: he's literally rich stop contributing to his wealth

venti: OH UR RIGHT

venti: @xingqiu give me my dollar back

xingqiu: yes venti

faruzan: every storys got a leeesssoooon a simple moral to be toooold although a tune may twist and turn theres always something you can learn a nugget of wisdom solid gold

kazuha: good morniRIDE THE CYCLONE

kazuha: mischa the love of my life

faruzan: i <3 jane

kazuha: we should be friends do you have a vision

faruzan: anemo ๐Ÿ˜

kazuha: I AM ALSO AN ANEMO VISION HAVER we're best friends now

faruzan: omg so true

scaramouche: kazuha how do you make friends so easily i don't understand

kazuha: step one is do not be afraid step two is be nice

scaramouche: instructions unclear, sister is stuck in the oven

kazuha: ??? FREE MY GIRL๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

venti: scaraaaaaa we're your friends๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

scaramouche: fr?

scaramouche: genuinely asking

venti: ofc pookie we love u

scaramouche: oh

scaramouche: okay:)

collei: i like scaramouche. i'm gonna eat him

scaramouche: What!

scaramouche: nah i'm taking a nap

dainsleif: I'm under your bed

scaramouche: go AWAY

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i am drinking the coldest crispiest glass of sprite rn i've never tasted something this delectable why do people drink alcohol when you could just get a nice cold glass of sprite

collei: so real tbh i'm drinking hot chocolate

IHATEDAWNWINERY: another fine choice. would you like to help me in taking down the wine industry

collei: sure why not

collei: can diluc stay though i like diluc

IHATEDAWNWINERY: diluc can stay but his business can't

collei: alright that works

venti: NOOOOO KEEP THE WINERY

diluc: Every day I am more tempted to join Diona's cause

IHATEDAWNWINERY: you should ๐Ÿ˜

diluc: You know what

diluc: Sure. Why not

IHATEDAWNWINERY: omg

IHATEDAWNWINERY: i never thought i'd get this far

IHATEDAWNWINERY: what do i do now

aether: you take down the wine industry

IHATEDAWNWINERY: so true








here's the scara pulling story
lost to c3 qiqi. got my guaranteed scaramouche and then got lucky with the weapon. and then was like i have another ten pull what if i get c1 scara (delusional) and then i actually got him. 14 pity. and ended up buying c6 kaeya from the shop (the only kaeya con ive bought)

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