perhaps i rushed this chapter to talk abt my scara pulls ... anyways i'm a c1r1 scaramouche haver ๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป๐ซถ๐ป finally achieved my dream of being a chiscara main . speaking of chiscara i have a harbinger only chatfic featuring โค๏ธthemโค๏ธ it's currently wattpad exclusive ๐
group: anti alhaitham club room
venti: put it
venti: ???? SITRING UBSENT
faruzan: honestly so true
venti: ?;?3?(!/!WHO ARE YOU๐ญ
faruzan: ๐
kaveh: faruzan my dude๐ค
kaveh: YOU๐ซต owe me food
faruzan: i'll venmo you money๐ค
kaveh: WHY DID YOU PUT "child support" AS THE NOTE
faruzan: LMFAOOOO
venti: nah that's foul๐ญ
venti: who is faruzan though
cyno: an old lady
faruzan: get away from me
cyno: missed u too bff
venti: do you have a hydro vision๐
faruzan: anemo
venti: EVEN BETTER
venti: hello i'm venti the self-declared ceo of anemo vision havers
faruzan: hello venti. i am going to overthrow you and become the new ceo of the anemo vision holders
scaramouche: i support this movement i don't wanna be associated w him
venti: @everyone pick a side team faruzan or team venti
dainsleif: What is this? Twilight?
venti: dain have i ever expressed how much i hate you
dainsleif: Frequently, yes
venti: alright good i need it to be known
layla: someone just complimented my men seducers (eyes)
mona: YOUR EHAT
layla: they seduce the men
layla: too bad i like women
layla: aether you're the creator of this gc. do you know any women who like women
scaramouche: do you really think aether knows any women
aether: i really feel as if black friday would in fact send a victorian era child into a coma
aether: WHY IS SCARAMOUCHE CALLING ME BITCHLESS
scaramouche: never said that
aether: i hate you so much
aether: my worst enemy
scaramouche: i have cookies in the oven rn
dainsleif: I'm gonna crawl in
scaramouche: i'm gonna eat you for dinner
dainsleif: I'mm marshmallow textured
venti: i just clipped my toenails ๐
aether: can i eat the clippings ๐
venti: no im gonna give them to scara so he can decorate dainsmallow with them
scaramouche: HฬถHฬถAฬถGฬถDฬถJฬถHฬถGฬถFฬถDฬถ Message deleted.
venti: i made him laugh mark it in the calendar
scaramouche: i'm literally sitting with my parents rn trying not to laugh
venti: say hi to scara mommy for me ๐
scaramouche: i take it back. i'm sick of you.
scaramouche deleted a message.
cyno: I JUST CHOKED
shinobu:
me: [hands itto my toenail] do you want my toenail
itto: YEAHHHHH [drops it] oh i dropped it :(
scaramouche: what the fuck
shinobu: hello scaramouche
scaramouche: Ok.
xiao: zhongli just made me eat a cooked carrot so i could leave the house
xiao: anyways i can drive now
lumine: come get me aether is being aether
xiao: nah he's your problem
layla: my shawty bad like shakira
scaramouche: this is the second time you've quoted nobigdyl in here
layla: YOU RECOGNIZED???
cyno: we love the earth it is our planet we love the earth it is our home
cyno: did you guys know i hate cookie run kingdom
collei: are you still trying to get carol cookie
cyno: yes bro
cyno: she does not want me
collei: L
nilou: she's not the first woman who doesn't want you
cyno: ????????????????????????????????????????????
cyno: WHAT THE FUCK
cyno: NILOU๐ญ
tighnari: HAHDGJHSGFHS
cyno: NARI DONT LAUGH YOU ARE LITERALLY MY BOYFRIEND
tighnari: IM SORRY THAT WAS SO FUNNY
nilou: LMFAOOOO I COULDNT RESIST
nilou: it's okay though you're a man liker now
cyno: IM SOBING
aether: nah that was a violation๐ญ๐ญ
aether: me personally i wouldnt let that slide
cyno: we're gonna fight in the auditorium today
nilou: i'm gonna win
scaramouche: my face is bleeding. this is dottore's fault i just know it
childe: normalize blaming everything on dottore
scaramouche: real he's the bane of my existence
dottore: Wtf
cyno: just sneezed so violently it hurt i choose to blame dottore
childe: cyno gets it
faruzan: why do i have $80 in coins ๐ญ
cyno: GIRL
venti: just sent xingqiu a dollar call me mr beast
aether: he's literally rich stop contributing to his wealth
venti: OH UR RIGHT
venti: @xingqiu give me my dollar back
xingqiu: yes venti
faruzan: every storys got a leeesssoooon a simple moral to be toooold although a tune may twist and turn theres always something you can learn a nugget of wisdom solid gold
kazuha: good morniRIDE THE CYCLONE
kazuha: mischa the love of my life
faruzan: i <3 jane
kazuha: we should be friends do you have a vision
faruzan: anemo ๐
kazuha: I AM ALSO AN ANEMO VISION HAVER we're best friends now
faruzan: omg so true
scaramouche: kazuha how do you make friends so easily i don't understand
kazuha: step one is do not be afraid step two is be nice
scaramouche: instructions unclear, sister is stuck in the oven
kazuha: ??? FREE MY GIRL๐ญ๐ญ
venti: scaraaaaaa we're your friends๐๐
scaramouche: fr?
scaramouche: genuinely asking
venti: ofc pookie we love u
scaramouche: oh
scaramouche: okay:)
collei: i like scaramouche. i'm gonna eat him
scaramouche: What!
scaramouche: nah i'm taking a nap
dainsleif: I'm under your bed
scaramouche: go AWAY
IHATEDAWNWINERY: i am drinking the coldest crispiest glass of sprite rn i've never tasted something this delectable why do people drink alcohol when you could just get a nice cold glass of sprite
collei: so real tbh i'm drinking hot chocolate
IHATEDAWNWINERY: another fine choice. would you like to help me in taking down the wine industry
collei: sure why not
collei: can diluc stay though i like diluc
IHATEDAWNWINERY: diluc can stay but his business can't
collei: alright that works
venti: NOOOOO KEEP THE WINERY
diluc: Every day I am more tempted to join Diona's cause
IHATEDAWNWINERY: you should ๐
diluc: You know what
diluc: Sure. Why not
IHATEDAWNWINERY: omg
IHATEDAWNWINERY: i never thought i'd get this far
IHATEDAWNWINERY: what do i do now
aether: you take down the wine industry
IHATEDAWNWINERY: so true
here's the scara pulling story
lost to c3 qiqi. got my guaranteed scaramouche and then got lucky with the weapon. and then was like i have another ten pull what if i get c1 scara (delusional) and then i actually got him. 14 pity. and ended up buying c6 kaeya from the shop (the only kaeya con ive bought)