yes i speedran this just to have it out on the 1 year anniversary of this thing
group: anti alhaitham club room
tomo:
tomo: kujou sara is back at it again folks
scaramouche: i refuse to read any more of this let sara move past her mpreg era
tomo: scarafly avoiding the reality
scaramouche: i lack comprehension skills
tomo: you also lack a stepdad but i can change that 😏
scaramouche: one day i am going to snap.
sara: SCARAMOUCHE IS RIGJT LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HEATHEN
tomo: no🥺
cyno: GUYS I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY MAD
cyno: wait
cyno: @kaveh @alhaitham
kaveh: what
alhaitham: What
cyno: say your thing so i can tell them why i'm mad
kaveh: OH YEAH
kaveh: we're engaged lol
aether: omg congrats
tomo: aether 🫵
aether: tomo🫵
tomo: i'm inside the ring btw
kaveh: wtf
dehya: PAY THE DUCK UP CYNO
dehya: me when autocorrect
cyno: IM SO MAD
cyno: alright backstory.
cyno: so i have a binder full of these mfs wedding plans right. like i've got everything planned out. with exact dates. our rich friend dori is funding everything. tighnari is in charge of plants. collei is in charge of rings
aether: ok back up why do you have their wedding planned
cyno: i'll be asking the questions around here
aether: yes cyno 🫡
cyno: so anyways kaveh found the binder once and he was like wtf (affectionate)
kaveh: i pretended not to see it
cyno: so anyways. i had their engagement date set a week from now
cyno: and alhaitham proposes fucking YESTERDAY
cyno: IM SO PISSED
alhaitham: L
cyno: FUCK YOU
tighnari: he's actually so mad abt this he ranted for 2 hours on facetime
collei: yeah dori got added at one point and just laughed for 5 minutes and then left
collei: cyno raged even harder after that
tighnari: "none of you are taking me SERIOUSLY🐺"
lumine: THE WOLF??????
tighnari: it represents his inner beast
collei: he screamed so loudly into a pillow at one point that razor walked in and asked if he was okay
collei: tighnari and i were sobbing
dehya: why was i not in this call im devastated
cyno: I RANG YOU FOUR TIMES
dehya: should've tried harder
aether: dehya that's on you tbh
dehya: leave me ALONE
collei: it's worth mentioning the scream was bc he remembered he owed you money dehya
dehya: LMFAOOOOO
tighnari: he started dramatically monologuing at some point like a theatre kid about how he's gonna go broke and become a poor orphan on the streets and collei started choking bc she picked the wrong moment to take a drink
collei: IT WAS SO FUNNY
collei: cyno went "that's what you get🐺"
collei: dori rejoined at one point and started blasting how bad can i be from the lorax and i legitimately had to grab an inhaler
tighnari: the best part: kaveh was there the whole time w his camera off and muted so cyno didn't know and at one point collei was like "the fact that kaveh is here 😭" and cyno literally turned to the camera like 👁️___👁️
lumine: IM GONANAB CHOKE WHU IS IT LOKING AT ME LIKE THAT
collei: i almost passed out from laughing so hard it was hysterical
kaveh: i took a screenshot
kaveh: [image]
lumine: HELP WHY IS HE LITERALLY 👁️__👁️
aether: RQZOR ON THE FLOOR IN THE BACKGOGROUJF IM JN TEARS
razor: funny
razor: i made cyno add. bennyt
bennett: I WAS SO CONFUSED I DIDNT KNOW ANY OF TJESE PEOPLE EXCEPT CYNO AND EVEN THEN I ONLY KNEW HIM AS A SERIOUS PERSON IRL
bennett: i'm team cyno tho bc how DARE kaveh and alhaitham get engaged before cyno allowed them to
cyno: bennett is the only person in that call who cares about me
tighnari: i am your BOYFRIEND
cyno: ✋
cyno: anyways that's the end of that story. i'm gonna fistfight alhaitham he is the bane of my existence
kaveh: same
alhaitham: The feeling is mutual
cyno: kaveh do not even breathe in my direction rn i'm mad at u too
kaveh: you'll be fine❤️
cyno: no i WONT
tighnari: he'll be fine
cyno:
scaramouche: monke☹️
scaramouche: i care him
scaramouche: sorry for being nice i'm on antidepressants now
aether: redemption arc
scaramouche: call me zuko
aether: PLEASE
venti: horrible news guys.
lumine: make me cry football boy
scaramouche pinned a message.
lumine: eye just twitched
venti: i am italian.
venti: mother confirmed it.
mona: L
scaramouche: L
dainsleif: L
venti: kys
kaeya: LMFAOOOO
kaeya: GERMAN AND ITALIAN
kaeya: PICK A STRUGGLE
venti: IK ITS HORRIBLE
venti: anyways i bought an ancestry kit so we'll have confirmation in like 1.5 months
venti: i'm gonna eat coconut bread now
scaramouche: give me some
venti: open wide
scaramouche: 😮
venti: [puts a piece of bread in your mouth using my long clawlike toenails] did you like it sweetie
scaramouche: 😀⁉️
venti: HDBAJFBSJFNE
venti: MY CHEZT
scaramouche: taking a nap bye guys
aether: poor scaramouche
venti: right we torture him
venti: it's his initiation into the anemo club now that we know he's anemo
aether: LMFMOAO
kazuha: i cant drink flour :(
kazuha: ig its more like i cant eat it actually
lumine: HUH
kazuha: i dont think anyone should drink it that wouldnt be fun
scaramouche: itd probably be gross
kazuha: i could maybe like mix it in a smoothie or smth and mix it with smth
kazuha: i cant. you can
venti: i feel like it would feel like eating sand
kazuha: i eat sand a lot actually
venti pinned a message.
kazuha: thank you
kazuha: im going to cfa at 10am
venti: so happy for u
kazuha: a
lumine: kazuha are u experimenting with any drugs rn
kazuha: like
kazuha: i dont experiment tho i do
kazuha: its not an experiment bc science isnt my first language
lumine: are you doing any drugs rn
kazuha: im in a car
kazuha: not a car. my car
venti: are you driving
kazuha: not physically. but emotionally im on a michigan backroad looking for a 7/11
gorou: he's not on drugs driving just makes him nervous
kazuha: oh yes i forgot to say that
kazuha: bye 👋
venti's current struggle is mine btw i just bought an ancestry kit pls hope that i am not actually italian
ok real talk now. i cannot believe this absolute disaster has been out for an entire year now that's so insane. i've literally met my two best friends bc of this thing (love u guys <3). as some of u may know i am a haver of the 'tism (in normal terms: i'm autistic) and i decided to write this bc i had just gotten into genshin and was already so hyperfixated on it (i am stuck in its clutches forever) and i was like "hey this would be silly. i like chatfics and i like this game" and so i Wrote This and people actually like read it and that's so wow to me. thank u guys for all the love u make me very happy every time i update <3<3