aether roleplays warrior cats

group: Venti stop changing the group name


xiao.: venti and lumine and aether are playing warrior cats roleplay on roblox without me i'm literally so hurt


dain: What.


xiao.: do i need to repeat myself


luminecool: xiao please join and rescue me this is torture


luminecool: aether's cat is named "fartagalicious" and his description is "pees cutely" and he keeps saying "having a poo" in the chat


bostonian: HELP HE WAS DOING THAT IN PUBLIC RESTROOM SIMULATOR TOO


ganyu: why were you playing public restroom simulator im crying


bostonian: idk i was bullying kids with lumine on fashion famous a few days ago tho


luminecool: you told some kid with vip that you didn't care it was their birthday and then dressed up as bakugou from bnha


bostonian: i still feel bad i'm not gonna lie


aethercool: xiao come play warrior cats with us


xiao.: ok let me put clothes on and then i'll join


voltronsurvivor: Are you naked.


voltronsurvivor: Why are you naked.


xiao.: I LITERALLY JUST SHOWERED GIVE ME A BREAK


voltronsurvivor: Get clothes on Ya nasty.


kukishinobu: i still play animal jam sometimes


kukishinobu: just thought id share


THEONEANDONI: I HAVE VIP IN FASHION FAMOUS


xiao.: that's literally pathetic


THEONEANDONI: I KNOW


luminecool:



luminecool: that abomination is venti btw


dain: Of course it is


bostonian: ☹️


xingqiu:



xingqiu: despite how i feel about venti we are the same level of chaotic


bostonian: STOP IM CACKLING


kazooha: watching luca again


kazooha: these little fish boys give me so much serotonin <3


aethercool: ugh i love that movie


kazooha: after i finish this im debating watching grown ups or lemonade mouth


voltronsurvivor: lemonade mouth is always the answer


voltronsurvivor: hayley kiyoko my beloved


luminecool: venti in my house again


luminecool: he's the kimmy gibbler of our family


xiao.: okay i'm coming


luminecool: i am unprepared (come anyway)


bostonian: im a little invader !! a silly little roach !!


aethercool: shut up kimmy gibbler


ssashikanoin: if i cheat on my math homework will my teacher know


ayato: who do you have for math


ssashikanoin: yae


ayato: i'm sorry.


generalgorou: oh you poor child


ssashikanoin: What


YaeMiko: I'm literally here.


scaramouche: yeah yeah whatever heizou just make it known that you're friends with me and you'll be fine


scaramouche: unless you're gorou


ssashikanoin: ok


xiao.: you're really gonna use scaramouche as a get out of jail free card


ssashikanoin: i mean he offered


kokomi !: we all use scaramouche as a get out of jail free card


kokomi !: it's why ei is nice to us


bostonian: lmaooooo scara ur a mommys boy 🥺🥺


scaramouche: again, i have two mothers. what did you expect


bostonian: idk its still funny tho


sayu: i wanna be a train conductor


ayato: WHATDHABFN


sayu: take my dream seriously kamisato ayato.


sayu: you're gonna bully a helpless innocent 13 year old who isn't even 5 feet tall.


sayu: that's low, kamisato ayato.


ayato: why are you calling me by my full name this is so unsettling


sayu: you disrespected my dream of being a train conductor.


imbennett: omg sayu idk you but let's unionize against kaeya and ayato


sayu: so true i hate cryo men


chongyun: man what did i do to u


sayu: you're under 18 you don't count


ayato: i literally have a hydro vision


sayu: same difference


ganyu:



ganyu: venti came over while hu tao and xiao and i were having some good old fashioned weapon training in our backyard and then texted us this


aethercool: relatable tho


tomoswag:



ganyu: idk how much more of this i can take /j


xiao.: venti is like that


private chat: luminecool, kazooha, generalgorou, kokomi !, kujousara, scaramouche


scaramouche: this is an intervention


luminecool: is this abt aether and tomo bcs im feeling the same way


scaramouche: what's their deal.


kazooha: what


scaramouche: they've been flirting like ever since tomo got added


kazooha: WHAT


kazooha: wait i think i talked abt this with lumine once i completely forgot


luminecool: you were the one who initiated that conversation


kazooha: oh yeah. in my defense i haven't picked up on anything else from them other than that one time


kujousara: tomo talks about him all the time it is gross and disgusting and horrid /j but he's literally down so bad


kazooha: that's not just a friendly thing?


kujousara: you're adorable


kazooha: Don't baby me i will homicide you


kujousara: fair enough


luminecool: okay so we're all gonna start playing matchmaker right


scaramouche: ofc


kujousara: yeah tomo needs to become sane again


kazooha: i'm in i guess??


generalgorou: i'm definitely in tomo is down horrendous


kokomi !: count me in as well!!


luminecool: alright cool we need a plan


group: Venti stop changing the group name


ajaxtartagliachilde: question for everyone so i can prove zhongli wrong


aloynotahoy: i already know you're wrong


ajaxtartagliachilde: don't care didn't ask plus you're a ginger


ajaxtartagliachilde: wait


ajaxtartagliachilde: okay anyways


ajaxtartagliachilde: is the constant feeling of acid in your throat normal Yes or No


xiao.: yes


Zhongli: No.


scaramouche: no wtf you're literally dumb


scaramouche: ly bestie


Jean!: Not normal


bostonian: no??


YaeMiko: Definitely not.


Lisa💜: Oh honey.


ajaxtartagliachilde: ITS NOT???????


xiao.: wait. what


ayato: these mfs have acid reflux


ajaxtartagliachilde: time to contact my doctor (again!)


IlDottore: Why would you contact a real doctor when you can just ask me?


ajaxtartagliachilde: you're not a doctor and i plan on living a normal human lifespan


IlDottore: Fair enough


scaramouche: my knees hurt so bad this is not even funny


scaramouche: i'm literally 17 why do i have old people bones


monamegistus: because you're old


scaramouche: we're the same age


monamegistus: that's so romantic


IlDottore: I'll fix your knees!


monamegistus: stay away from my boyfriend you mint colored mad scientist


scaramouche: LMAOAISJAISJAIDJW


IlDottore: I can't believe someone is actually dumb enough to date Scaramouche


scaramouche: luckily everyone is smart enough to not date you


IlDottore: Fair.


kujousara: me when i'm procrastinating my criminal justice homework hi everyone


aethercool: GUSYS I PICKED MY CLASESS FOR NEXT TYEAR AND IM GOSNAN HAVEVFHEMISTRY WITH DR BAIZHU


bostonian: sorry to hear that!


aethercool: SHUR UP STARBUCKS OVEN THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN


ayato: chemistry is so hard good luck


aethercool: tbh i only picked it bcs of baizhu


xiao.: are you serious


xiao.: why are you the way that you are


aethercool: i have no impulse control


bostonian: ARE YOU SEIROUSDHEBFNFN


aethercool: 🤺


luminecool: kaeya arrest him


luminecool: i can't take it anymore


voltronsurvivor: watching voltron again


ssashikanoin: lotor my beloved


voltronsurvivor: This is not a safe space for Lotor Stans leave Right now


ssashikanoin: this is so homophobic /j


voltronsurvivor: I like Women try again


razor:



voltronsurvivor: WHAT THE DHEBFJSNFNE


aethercool: the man the myth the legend


razor: funny. gRu meme


aethercool: that is so true


dain: Do you guys remember my hypothetical fire that wasn't real


officiallyfischl: it was real i literally saw it


dain: No it wasn't


dain: Anyways I have a confession


dain: It wasn't just a hypothetical fire it was real


officiallyfischl: im unstanning


albedooo: stop gaslighting fischl. her bird is trained to fight.


dain: Fischl why do you have a fight trained bird


officiallyfischl: i got bored


ajaxtartagliachilde: combat bird ?????


officiallyfischl: he's more of a weapon than a pet


officiallyfischl: oz is my pride and joy


rosaria: cat adams is so hot


bostonian: NO this is a cat adams hate club. aubrey plaza is hot tho


rosaria: nah cat is a little insane and i love her for it


kazooha: i don't like her i'm gonna be honest


rosaria: you're right. i'm sorry kazuha i won't do it again


bostonian: WHY DO YOU AGREE WITH HIM AND NKT ME


rosaria: look at him he's such an interesting little dude i just can't say no to him


rosaria: he's like albedo he's always right even when he's not


luminecool: have you recovered from your anti-albedo era


rosaria: i was never anti albedo i just like causing problems


rosaria: i'm anti venti though


bostonian: ventiphobia....... when will it end......


xiao.: i'm still mad about battleship


bostonian: pls forgive me or i'm only calling u by ur legal name


xiao.: okay suddenly battleship never happened


scaramouche: getting real sick of this robot


scaramouche: you can't eat yogurt. stop eating mine.


luminecool: i'll trade you aether for the robot


scaramouche: aether is probably worse


aethercool: WHATSGSHHD


kokomi !:



kokomi !: i stole his seat in class


bangbang: greasy cranberry????


bostonian: i'm hilarious


zhongli <3 (again.)


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