group: Venti stop changing the group name
xiao.: venti and lumine and aether are playing warrior cats roleplay on roblox without me i'm literally so hurt
dain: What.
xiao.: do i need to repeat myself
luminecool: xiao please join and rescue me this is torture
luminecool: aether's cat is named "fartagalicious" and his description is "pees cutely" and he keeps saying "having a poo" in the chat
bostonian: HELP HE WAS DOING THAT IN PUBLIC RESTROOM SIMULATOR TOO
ganyu: why were you playing public restroom simulator im crying
bostonian: idk i was bullying kids with lumine on fashion famous a few days ago tho
luminecool: you told some kid with vip that you didn't care it was their birthday and then dressed up as bakugou from bnha
bostonian: i still feel bad i'm not gonna lie
aethercool: xiao come play warrior cats with us
xiao.: ok let me put clothes on and then i'll join
voltronsurvivor: Are you naked.
voltronsurvivor: Why are you naked.
xiao.: I LITERALLY JUST SHOWERED GIVE ME A BREAK
voltronsurvivor: Get clothes on Ya nasty.
kukishinobu: i still play animal jam sometimes
kukishinobu: just thought id share
THEONEANDONI: I HAVE VIP IN FASHION FAMOUS
xiao.: that's literally pathetic
THEONEANDONI: I KNOW
luminecool:
luminecool: that abomination is venti btw
dain: Of course it is
bostonian: ☹️
xingqiu:
xingqiu: despite how i feel about venti we are the same level of chaotic
bostonian: STOP IM CACKLING
kazooha: watching luca again
kazooha: these little fish boys give me so much serotonin <3
aethercool: ugh i love that movie
kazooha: after i finish this im debating watching grown ups or lemonade mouth
voltronsurvivor: lemonade mouth is always the answer
voltronsurvivor: hayley kiyoko my beloved
luminecool: venti in my house again
luminecool: he's the kimmy gibbler of our family
xiao.: okay i'm coming
luminecool: i am unprepared (come anyway)
bostonian: im a little invader !! a silly little roach !!
aethercool: shut up kimmy gibbler
ssashikanoin: if i cheat on my math homework will my teacher know
ayato: who do you have for math
ssashikanoin: yae
ayato: i'm sorry.
generalgorou: oh you poor child
ssashikanoin: What
YaeMiko: I'm literally here.
scaramouche: yeah yeah whatever heizou just make it known that you're friends with me and you'll be fine
scaramouche: unless you're gorou
ssashikanoin: ok
xiao.: you're really gonna use scaramouche as a get out of jail free card
ssashikanoin: i mean he offered
kokomi !: we all use scaramouche as a get out of jail free card
kokomi !: it's why ei is nice to us
bostonian: lmaooooo scara ur a mommys boy 🥺🥺
scaramouche: again, i have two mothers. what did you expect
bostonian: idk its still funny tho
sayu: i wanna be a train conductor
ayato: WHATDHABFN
sayu: take my dream seriously kamisato ayato.
sayu: you're gonna bully a helpless innocent 13 year old who isn't even 5 feet tall.
sayu: that's low, kamisato ayato.
ayato: why are you calling me by my full name this is so unsettling
sayu: you disrespected my dream of being a train conductor.
imbennett: omg sayu idk you but let's unionize against kaeya and ayato
sayu: so true i hate cryo men
chongyun: man what did i do to u
sayu: you're under 18 you don't count
ayato: i literally have a hydro vision
sayu: same difference
ganyu:
ganyu: venti came over while hu tao and xiao and i were having some good old fashioned weapon training in our backyard and then texted us this
aethercool: relatable tho
tomoswag:
ganyu: idk how much more of this i can take /j
xiao.: venti is like that
private chat: luminecool, kazooha, generalgorou, kokomi !, kujousara, scaramouche
scaramouche: this is an intervention
luminecool: is this abt aether and tomo bcs im feeling the same way
scaramouche: what's their deal.
kazooha: what
scaramouche: they've been flirting like ever since tomo got added
kazooha: WHAT
kazooha: wait i think i talked abt this with lumine once i completely forgot
luminecool: you were the one who initiated that conversation
kazooha: oh yeah. in my defense i haven't picked up on anything else from them other than that one time
kujousara: tomo talks about him all the time it is gross and disgusting and horrid /j but he's literally down so bad
kazooha: that's not just a friendly thing?
kujousara: you're adorable
kazooha: Don't baby me i will homicide you
kujousara: fair enough
luminecool: okay so we're all gonna start playing matchmaker right
scaramouche: ofc
kujousara: yeah tomo needs to become sane again
kazooha: i'm in i guess??
generalgorou: i'm definitely in tomo is down horrendous
kokomi !: count me in as well!!
luminecool: alright cool we need a plan
group: Venti stop changing the group name
ajaxtartagliachilde: question for everyone so i can prove zhongli wrong
aloynotahoy: i already know you're wrong
ajaxtartagliachilde: don't care didn't ask plus you're a ginger
ajaxtartagliachilde: wait
ajaxtartagliachilde: okay anyways
ajaxtartagliachilde: is the constant feeling of acid in your throat normal Yes or No
xiao.: yes
Zhongli: No.
scaramouche: no wtf you're literally dumb
scaramouche: ly bestie
Jean!: Not normal
bostonian: no??
YaeMiko: Definitely not.
Lisa💜: Oh honey.
ajaxtartagliachilde: ITS NOT???????
xiao.: wait. what
ayato: these mfs have acid reflux
ajaxtartagliachilde: time to contact my doctor (again!)
IlDottore: Why would you contact a real doctor when you can just ask me?
ajaxtartagliachilde: you're not a doctor and i plan on living a normal human lifespan
IlDottore: Fair enough
scaramouche: my knees hurt so bad this is not even funny
scaramouche: i'm literally 17 why do i have old people bones
monamegistus: because you're old
scaramouche: we're the same age
monamegistus: that's so romantic
IlDottore: I'll fix your knees!
monamegistus: stay away from my boyfriend you mint colored mad scientist
scaramouche: LMAOAISJAISJAIDJW
IlDottore: I can't believe someone is actually dumb enough to date Scaramouche
scaramouche: luckily everyone is smart enough to not date you
IlDottore: Fair.
kujousara: me when i'm procrastinating my criminal justice homework hi everyone
aethercool: GUSYS I PICKED MY CLASESS FOR NEXT TYEAR AND IM GOSNAN HAVEVFHEMISTRY WITH DR BAIZHU
bostonian: sorry to hear that!
aethercool: SHUR UP STARBUCKS OVEN THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN
ayato: chemistry is so hard good luck
aethercool: tbh i only picked it bcs of baizhu
xiao.: are you serious
xiao.: why are you the way that you are
aethercool: i have no impulse control
bostonian: ARE YOU SEIROUSDHEBFNFN
aethercool: 🤺
luminecool: kaeya arrest him
luminecool: i can't take it anymore
voltronsurvivor: watching voltron again
ssashikanoin: lotor my beloved
voltronsurvivor: This is not a safe space for Lotor Stans leave Right now
ssashikanoin: this is so homophobic /j
voltronsurvivor: I like Women try again
razor:
voltronsurvivor: WHAT THE DHEBFJSNFNE
aethercool: the man the myth the legend
razor: funny. gRu meme
aethercool: that is so true
dain: Do you guys remember my hypothetical fire that wasn't real
officiallyfischl: it was real i literally saw it
dain: No it wasn't
dain: Anyways I have a confession
dain: It wasn't just a hypothetical fire it was real
officiallyfischl: im unstanning
albedooo: stop gaslighting fischl. her bird is trained to fight.
dain: Fischl why do you have a fight trained bird
officiallyfischl: i got bored
ajaxtartagliachilde: combat bird ?????
officiallyfischl: he's more of a weapon than a pet
officiallyfischl: oz is my pride and joy
rosaria: cat adams is so hot
bostonian: NO this is a cat adams hate club. aubrey plaza is hot tho
rosaria: nah cat is a little insane and i love her for it
kazooha: i don't like her i'm gonna be honest
rosaria: you're right. i'm sorry kazuha i won't do it again
bostonian: WHY DO YOU AGREE WITH HIM AND NKT ME
rosaria: look at him he's such an interesting little dude i just can't say no to him
rosaria: he's like albedo he's always right even when he's not
luminecool: have you recovered from your anti-albedo era
rosaria: i was never anti albedo i just like causing problems
rosaria: i'm anti venti though
bostonian: ventiphobia....... when will it end......
xiao.: i'm still mad about battleship
bostonian: pls forgive me or i'm only calling u by ur legal name
xiao.: okay suddenly battleship never happened
scaramouche: getting real sick of this robot
scaramouche: you can't eat yogurt. stop eating mine.
luminecool: i'll trade you aether for the robot
scaramouche: aether is probably worse
aethercool: WHATSGSHHD
kokomi !:
kokomi !: i stole his seat in class
bangbang: greasy cranberry????
bostonian: i'm hilarious
zhongli <3 (again.)