guys i finally gave childe a decent build that wasnt 2pc maiden (yes 2pc maiden. i used to suck at building.) and he did 157k <3 i love my lil ginger he was my first 5* AND I GOT AMOS BOW WHILE TRYING TO GET VORTEX VANQUISHER SO HES GONNA BE EVEN BETTER and zhongli's record is 167k now.... zhongchi holding my top 2 crit dmgs so true

group: thneedville

aloynotahoy: can we please change the group name i used to be a onceler x onceler shipper and im getting flashbacks

ayato: good morning what the hell

bostonian: 🔇BAD WORD ALERT🔇

bostonian: but srsly What

aloynotahoy: it was a dark time

rosaria: again, you would have to waterboard me to get me to confess that

voltronsurvivor: another beautiful day in the groupchat!

voltronsurvivor: i think rosaria is just asking to be waterboarded at this point

rosaria: hold on i just had the funniest idea

rosaria changed their name to xXx_r0s4r14_xXx

xXx_r0s4r14_xXx: do you guys like my new name

ayato: not at all. thanks

xXx_r0s4r14_xXx: someones grumpy today

xXx_r0s4r14_xXx: did u wake up on the wrong side of the bread 🥺

bostonian: is that a rugrats reference

xXx_r0s4r14_xXx: yah

bostonian: nice

ayato: i haven't even gone to bed yet LOL

bostonian: ?? it's 9am

ayato: yeah

sayu: ur dumb go to sleep

sayu: actually ur not gonna listen to me anyway

voltronsurvivor: i think childe should be banned from grocery shopping!

bostonian: whatd he do this time

ajaxchildetartaglia: i have done nothing wrong ever in my life

bostonian: ?? mf u have a criminal record

ajaxchildetartaglia: ITS A JUVY RECORD IT DOESNT COUNT

ganyu: in case you were still wondering, he bought barbie fruit snacks

sayu: HWTAFJDVHD

voltronsurvivor: they taste like chemicals!

aethercool: why are yall up at 9am its literally early

bostonian: ?? 9am is not early

aethercool: its saturday its early for me. goodnight and good riddance

sayu: venti starting every sentence with "??" today is such a mood

sayu: also thoma wont answer me

aethercool: maybe hes asleep bc its 9am

sayu: no hes a responsible person he wakes up at a normal time

sayu: i should be the one sleeping rn☹️

thomathetrain: hello

ayato: i love you

thomathetrain: WHATFDJGU

ayato: Hi

tomoswag: IM GONNA CRY

xXx_r0s4r14_xXx: good

tomoswag: RUDE

tomoswag: I JSUT CHEKCED MY GRADES

tomoswag: AND I HAVE A 6% IN GEOGRAPHY

albedooo: i literally just choked. how does that happen.

tomoswag: not all of us can be albedo straight A's kreideprinz ok

albedooo: obviously but 6%?

RaidenEi: L

tomoswag: DID SCARAMOUCHES MOTHER JUST L ME?????

kazooha: imagine doing so badly in school that you get L'd by raiden ei

tomoswag: its ok she can L me anytime😏😏😏

kazooha: this conversation is over. electric chair.

tomoswag: scara's mom can electrocute me any time 😏😏😏

scaramouche: EXCUSE ME

tomoswag: 😏😏😏

kujousara: damn rip tomo. i want his closet

kokomi !: i'll take his fish tank!

generalgorou: i'll take his vision i think it'd be fun to carry around two of them

kokomi !: that seems more like a kazuha thing to do

kazooha: i want his bones.

generalgorou: KAZU???

tomoswag: IM NOT DEAD AND IF I WAS ID GIVE THE FISH TANK TO THOMA

scaramouche: YOURE ABOUT TO BE

kazooha: okay but can i have your bones?

tomoswag: i guess?????

scaramouche: NO BECAUSE YOU WONT FIND THEM

kokomi !: mona get your boyfriend

monamegistus: i'll just embarrass him until he stops threatening murder

monamegistus: he acts all aggressive and then you touch him and he just melts. the first time i hugged him i thought he died

kujousara: LMAOXNSJDIEN

ajaxtartagliachilde: hes like a homicidal baby

xiao.: WHAT

ajaxtartagliachilde: Hello Xiao

scaramouche: mona didn't know what a hot dog was until she was 11

monamegistus: STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT

tomoswag: do i get to live another day or

thomathetrain: i hope not i really want your fish tank

tomoswag: thanks for caring so much about me thoma i really appreciate you being here for me in my time of need while i'm dealing with murder threats from the homicidal hetero

kokomi !: HOMICIDAL HETERO IM YELLING

monamegistus: nah he literally had a crush on kazuha like a year ago but "homicidal hetero" is absolutely Destroying me

kokomi !: i love how you just don't care abt that

monamegistus: yah i have no reason to care that much i honestly can't blame him have u seen kazuha

kazooha: ä

bostonian: not the bone stealer

kazooha: i have a bone collection

bostonian: WHY

kazooha: i don't actually have a bone collection i swear

kazooha: But i collect cool leaves because i'm autistic

bostonian: i love that honestly

albedooo: m

thomathetrain: omg hey albedo

albedooo: 😳

voltronsurvivor: did razor hack albedo is this revenge for the A situation from a few months ago

razor: no im here

voltronsurvivor: dang i hope we get that albedo redemption arc soon

razor: yah. i still have accoun thoh

razor: no dmg done . jus t funny

voltronsurvivor: good point

albedooo: kae

dilucragnvindr: No

monamegistus: ik diluc didn't log on just to say "no" at the mention of kaeya

dilucragnvindr: We're arguing

kokomi !: is this what having siblings is like

aethercool: yah

luminecool: yes

paimoncool: very

xiao.: yeah

ganyu: yeah that's how xiao is when we watch ice age

voltronsurvivor: so true he doesn't appreciate the greatness of diego

aloynotahoy: one time i went a month without talking to childe because he used my hairbrush

ajaxtartagliachilde: STOP I REMEMBER THAT

ayato: proud to say i don't fight with my sister

sayu: you're a filthy liar kamisato ayato you were fighting over cheese at 2am this morning

ayato: no comment

icyayaka: clown

kokomi !: great !

sayu: why are elsa and anna arguing is it because of alcohol or taxes or something (idk how adults work btw)

aethercool: WHO????????

albedooo: the noise i just made

monamegistus: omg albedos back to normal

albedooo: yeah i was freaking out over kaeya because he's gorgeous. my brain stopped working, i think.

aethercool: that's so cute [punches a hole in the wall]

tomoswag: me and who??????????????????????

xiao.: imagine being single

aethercool: better than dating venti /j

bostonian: WHAT FID YOU IUSY SAY ABO  IT ME AWTHER WILDER

bostonian: IM LITETALLY SO COOL I OWN EXPENSIVE RIDING BOOTS AND TWO (2) HORSES AND A LIZARD AND I CAN PLAY MULTIPLE INSTRUMENTS AND I HAVE NLUE HAIR

aethercool: touched a nerve there

imbennett: you know what? i'm almost 17. i think it's time that i mature and make amends.

aethercool: WHAC

imbennett: so i am again asking the age-old question,

imbennett: where is kaeya alberich

luminecool: WAIT IS THIS HAPPENING AM I ABT TO WITNESS KAEYAS REDEMPTION ARC

kaeyaalberich: Why did Diluc log on just to say "No" when I was mentioned

monamegistus: idfk that's what we're asking

imbennett: kaeya alberich.

kaeyaalberich: That is so threatening

imbennett: i can forgive you for calling me fifteen (i'm sixteen). i am willing to put the past behind us and let us be friends. we both have swords and that's cool.

imbennett: do you agree or do you want to mysteriously disappear?

kaeyaalberich: No I definitely agree I think we would be good friends if I can get over my fear of you

imbennett: then it's settled

imbennett: friends?

kaeyaalberich: Friends

imbennett: yay :)

luminecool: i'm literally crying that was beautiful

monamegistus: no same

albedooo: that was cute, actually.

imbennett: THANJS ALBEDO IM GLAD U LIKED IT ALBEOD💕💕💕💕

albedooo: why are you yelling at me

albedooo: that's a joke i promise. it seemed funnier in my head

kokomi !: NO IT WAS FUNNY I JUST SNROTED

kokomi !: i like u albedo i wanna wrap u in a blanket burrito and hold u like a baby

barbara!!: YOU GET ME

albedooo: dude why does this keep happening to me

kaeyaalberich: Because you're cute

albedooo: :)

tomoswag: awww [insert slur] /j

aethercool: JDBJDHLJSHj

aethercool: stop being cute or im gonna harvest your ribs and make them into a xylophone for jean

Jean!: Can we move on from this yet

aethercool: literally no

Jean!: If I ever receive human body parts in the mail I know who to tell Kaeya to arrest

dilucragnvindr: Why do you guys act like Kaeya is some sort of almighty detective who has authority over everything. He's 19

kaeyaalberich: Your mom

dilucragnvindr: YOUR mom

Jean!: You're both orphans, shut up

bostonian: jeans out for blood💀