group: xiaovenphobic

kazooha: im gay

aethercool named the group "kazugorouphobic"

kazooha: man wtf

aethercool: i miss albedo

kaeyaalberich: Back off

aethercool: I JYST THINK HES NEAT

albedooo: i'm not dead.

aethercool: HI ALBEDO

albedooo: hi aether.

aethercool: i feel likr fischl talking to dainsleif rn

dain: What does that even mean

keqing: did no one tell dainsleif that he's our main character

officiallyfischl: i thought we made it obvious

dain: What.

keqing: guys..... he doesn't know

officiallyfischl: i'll explain later

dain: Alright then

amberwantstofly: okay guys since we're now besties with dainsleif we need another main character . gotta keep the balance with dainsleif supremacy + random person we don't talk to

thomathetrain: i vote for scara's mommy idk i don't know anyone else at your school

scaramouche: i vote for anyone except for my mother. wtf

amberwantstofly: that's a great message without the context

aethercool named the group "xiaovenphobic"

aethercool: kazugorouphobic did not have the same ring to it tbh

generalgorou: good

barbietoes: another day of enduring xiaovenphobia......

generalgorou: shut up oven

generalgorou: anyways i propose itto as our 2nd main character

noelle=): the dude in our geology class? i agree hes hilarious

albedooo: pretty sure he's in geology class because he has rocks for brains.

noelle=): NCNSNDNDBS

imbennett: i have a confession

imbennett: yesterday when i asked if xingqiu knew the price of a box of cheese , i meant to type bag . but his reaction was too funny so i never corrected myself .

xingqiu: U JUST LET ME LOSE MY MIND LKKE THAT ??

imbennett: yeah it was great

ayato: leaves group for two days and comes back to convo about cheese in a box

thomathetrain: hey ayato😏😏

ayato: hey thoma 😏😏

ayaka: i can't do this anymore

xingqiu: bennett i am so angry rn. i think i am going to take it out on kaeya

imbennett: so true

kaeyaalberich: Bennett I thought we were on good terms

imbennett: bing bong

luminecool: who let these marinette-sounding mfs out of their cages

xingqiu: STOPPPP

imbennett:

chongyun: oh you wanna play this game huh

chongyun:

imbennett: NOOO

ssayanfei: hey so why didn't anyone tell me aloy was in a movie .

aloynotahoy: i try not to brag

ssayanfei: wow u and childe rly are polar opposites

aloynotahoy: now that's something i try to make sure of

ajaxtartagliachilde: what happened to childe alpreadtiin hours

aloynotahoy: to what now???

ajaxtartagliachilde: APPRECIATION*****

luminecool: childe appreciation hours are over we're back to our normal dose of childe slander

barbietoes: idk i don't want zhongli to throw rocks at me again

luminecool: AGAIN????

barbietoes: yeah it's a regular thing

aethercool: i think zhongli is more chaotic than we give him credit for but we just don't realize it bc he's never here

xiao.: that's true

aethercool: thanks xiao

xiao.: yw

ssayanfei: folks can we get back on topic aloy is a Famous Person wtf

voltronsurvivor: what movie shawty

aloynotahoy: horizon zero dawn

voltronsurvivor: OHNTMG FOSH I JNEW U LOOKED FAMILIAR I LOVE THAT MOVIE GUYS XAN WE MAKE ALOY OUR MAIN CHARACTER

aloynotahoy: thanks 😭❤️‍🔥 i'm leaning towards itto as main character tho i had art with him senior year (he was one grade below me i think?) and he's hysterical

voltronsurvivor: 😔

ssayanfei: anyways aloy supremacy

xiao.: yeah i like her more than i like childe

ajaxtartagliachilde: WE ARE BOTH COOL U DONT HAVE TO DO THSI TO ME

xiao.: take me to starbucks and i'll make a peace treaty

ajaxtartagliachilde: deal

barbietoes: i want a cat. yes i'm allergic

luminecool: you already have two horses and a lizard is that not enough

barbietoes: listen here lumine ur always out here talking abt how much u want a dog when u literally have aether and paimon and that raccoon in ur yard

xiao.: lumine you forgot the pig

luminecool: AND A PIG!!!! idk what venti plans on doing as a career but he'll prolly end up a zookeeper

aethercool: IM NOT A PET???

luminecool: AND PAIMON IS ???? selfish smh my head

ssayanfei: why does venti have so many pets

barbietoes: i'm frickin cool

aethercool: DAINSLEIF IN THE HALLWAY

aethercool: WAITI FORGOT HES HERR

dain: I'm literally walking to class

officiallyfischl: you go king. get that education

aloynotahoy: aether once again forgets that he's added people he talks about to this group

aethercool: keep that up and ur getting the childe treatment .... we'll make it a family tradition

aloynotahoy:

chongyun: who keeps taking these photos

xingqiu: 😏

chongyun: im straight now

xingqiu: NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT

xingqiu: CHONGYUNNN

xingqiu: shaking crying screaming in class

chongyun: ok fine i take it back <3

xingqiu: good 🥰<3

keqing: con😭grat😭ula😭tions

luminecool: WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY

aloynotahoy: i think to balance out childe appreciation hours we should have childe slander hours

aloynotahoy: ok i get u guys are in class and all but it's been 10 minutes since i sent that and scaramouche has not stopped typing

ajaxtartagliachilde: yeah he's writing an essay on why he opposes childe slander hours bc i'm super cool and awesome

scaramouche: whatever helps you sleep at night

luminecool: life update im besties w ms shogun

ayato: how did you do that because i'm still afraid of her and i'm about to graduate

ayato: i could be graduating this month and i'd still be afraid of her

albedooo: i am graduating this month and i'm kinda afraid of her.

amberwantstofly: WTF UR LEAVING US?????????

albedooo: you knew this and yet you're still shocked

barbietoes: this is how we roll out here buckaroo

albedooo: i understand all of those words separately

luminecool: idk i did rly well on a project and we had a conversation after class bc i was stuck on a question and i mentioned that i know scaramouche and she was like cool so yeah 4 liferssss

ayato: so this scaramouche kid is like a get out of jail free card but for the wrath of ms shogun

luminecool: i guess so . u also have to like pass her class

voltronsurvivor: k i'm screwed then

thomathetrain: what does she even teach

voltronsurvivor: history ☹️

thomathetrain: ok wait i'm rly good at that i can help 😏😏😏😏

voltronsurvivor: that would be appreciated bc i don't think i can gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way through this class any longer

thomathetrain: NFJDBCSNFN

noelle=): kaeya and diluc remind me of jake and logan paul tbh

kaeyaalberich: You're done. You're done

dilucragnvindr: Every day I am more tempted to leave this group and block everyone's numbers

barbietoes: except me right bff 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

dilucragnvindr: Especially you

barbietoes: HÜGHÜM

aethercool: venti i thought what we had was special 😔💔

barbietoes: ur mom is special 😏

aethercool: BYE