luminecool: good morning everyone i am determined to find the identity of razor's hacker
razor: hac?
luminecool: yes razor. you've been hacked
razor: oh no
keqing: razor is my emotional support sophomore
razor: haha
aethercool: lumine it is literally 8am on a saturday morning please just go back to sleep like a normal person
luminecool: i literally couldn't sleep bc i need to know who hacked razor ... i need to know
voltronsurvivor: okay let's talk to the hacker
keqing: well we know they were a voltron fan
razor: don't even get me started i swear dreamworks did everyone so wrong
luminecool: HACKER!!!! HELLO!!!! IM LUMINE WHO R U
razor: i'm not just gonna give away my identity like that tf
luminecool: okay can we get some hints then
razor: sure. i'm a former voltron fan
xiao.: i like this one
razor: cool. are you the kid with the hair
razor: i just realized how weird that sounded. the sophomore with the blue streaks. i know the blue ends sophomore is venti
xiao.: that's me yeah
razor: i'll give you guys one hint per day until you can guess who i am
ssayanfei: is that a challenge? give a good hint other than ex-vld stan
razor: okay. i'm a guy
keqing: hope you get better soon :/
xingqiu: i love the whole mysteriousness of a random hacker being in here via razor's account but the concept of razor gaining sentience just to threaten hu tao was rly funny
keqing: razor is already sentient he's a whole human person i can't
xingqiu: you know what i meant
amberwantstofly: horrible news everyone i just had to take bennett to get his wisdom teeth out
razor: b ent?
amberwantstofly: yes razor
razor: bennt :)
imbennett: RZOR
razor: B ENENT!!!! ! !
aethercool: oh gosh theres 2 of them
luminecool: idk im loving this
razor: is this just something that happens
keqing: okay hacker dude you need your own sign off or something because i keep forgetting that razor doesn't just occasionally gain the ability to type
razor: well i can't use my name. so i'm open to suggestions
aethercool: amongus
razor: i'm open to suggestions from anyone other than aether
voltronsurvivor: amongus
razor: i'm open to suggestions from anyone other than aether and hu tao
barbietoes: amongus
razor: suggestions are closed -a
aethercool: is this an initial reveal or is this pretty little liars (don't ask me anything else abt that show i havent seen it thanks)
razor: you'll find out -a
aethercool: not funny didnt laugh
barbietoes: clearly you dont own an air fryer
luminecool: venti should i just give up trying to understand anything you say ever
barbietoes: MOMMY MOMMY...... please no more blueberries!!
luminecool: okay sure
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imbennett: hęughę is the sound i just made after falling in the toilet
noelle=): dude you need a break from like ... life
imbennett: yeah im gonna go take a nap if i can get myself unstuck
imbennett: i was just trying to look at the spider bite on my ankle and didnt realize the toilet was open so im stuck here now! very uncomfortable 0/10 do not recommend!
xingqiu: did you get a nice bath
imbennett: no.
ajaxtartagliachilde: im gonna be #responsible and clean the house
aloynotahoy: literally not one person asked
ajaxtartagliachilde: my bad i assumed somebody would be proud of me for getting my life together
amberwantstofly: aw i'm proud of you childe!!
xiao.: he just vacuumed the kitchen table
amberwantstofly: nvm
imbennett: anyways im still here in the toilet!
razor: h urt?
imbennett: no im fine just frozen and i rly want an almondjoy
xiao.: you just reminded me i ate like 80 almondjoys one morning like the day after halloween
imbennett: get it i guess
imbennett: IM OUT
amberwantstofly: good job benny !!
imbennett: im gonna go eat my frickin almondjoy and make a smoothie and take a nap goodbye everyone enjoy the next 24 hours and stream red taylors version
luminecool: cultured
amberwantstofly: yall the absolute most annoying ppl came into my work
razor: same it's an old lady complaining about a cheese burrito ....... who even orders that just order a quesadilla -a
amberwantstofly: ...
amberwantstofly: okay so i have three options as to who you are now ..... and if we go based on ur first initial being "a" then there's only two ..... and going based on the fact that you said you're a guy there's only one .....
razor: oops -a
razor: oh well just don't tell the group i guess
amberwantstofly: you got it dude
aloynotahoy: fight the old lady yall . whats she gonna do fight back ? she prolly has diabetes which obviously means she cant fight /j
razor: actually fyi i'm diabetic and could take everyone here in a fight /lh -a
ajaxtartagliachilde: wanna test that theory buddy boy???????????????
Zhongli: Ajax, no.
ajaxtartagliachilde: worth a shot
luminecool: do my beautiful eyes deceive me or did we get two (2) hints from "a" today???
amberwantstofly: the work thing won't be any help to you guys he works in the kitchen/back of house area and im register/front of house
ssayanfei: okay so far we know about "A" that he: is a guy, diabetic, former vld fan, works with amber, and is probably good with computers bc he hacked razor
razor: not really his password was literally just his name so i had to fix that for him -a
razor: h a ha
ssayanfei: i have no response to that
aethercool: had a quick moment of silence in front of the toilet for benny boy
barbietoes: without me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
aethercool: im gonna rip out every strand of hair on ur head one by one until ur balder than my father and he is BALD
barbietoes: jokes on u i do that on my own already #trichotillomania
amberwantstofly: everyone here is suffering on a daily basis huh
barbietoes: yeah <3
kaeyaalberich: Ah, the joys of high school
luminecool: anyways to backpedal off of what benny said earlier .... stream red taylors version
aethercool: didnt have anyone to break my heart for the full impact of the album and then i remembered venti has other friends and a whole crush </3
barbietoes: glad i could assist u bff <3
aethercool: heart been broke so many times
aethercool: thats a joke btw im not that obsessed with venti
barbietoes: y not ://
xiao.: i am /hj
aethercool: WHAT THE DHGSHDHVDH