benny torture part 5

luminecool: good morning everyone i am determined to find the identity of razor's hacker

razor: hac?

luminecool: yes razor. you've been hacked

razor: oh no

keqing: razor is my emotional support sophomore

razor: haha

aethercool: lumine it is literally 8am on a saturday morning please just go back to sleep like a normal person

luminecool: i literally couldn't sleep bc i need to know who hacked razor ... i need to know

voltronsurvivor: okay let's talk to the hacker

keqing: well we know they were a voltron fan

razor: don't even get me started i swear dreamworks did everyone so wrong

luminecool: HACKER!!!! HELLO!!!! IM LUMINE WHO R U

razor: i'm not just gonna give away my identity like that tf

luminecool: okay can we get some hints then

razor: sure. i'm a former voltron fan

xiao.: i like this one

razor: cool. are you the kid with the hair

razor: i just realized how weird that sounded. the sophomore with the blue streaks. i know the blue ends sophomore is venti

xiao.: that's me yeah

razor: i'll give you guys one hint per day until you can guess who i am

ssayanfei: is that a challenge? give a good hint other than ex-vld stan

razor: okay. i'm a guy

keqing: hope you get better soon :/

xingqiu: i love the whole mysteriousness of a random hacker being in here via razor's account but the concept of razor gaining sentience just to threaten hu tao was rly funny

keqing: razor is already sentient he's a whole human person i can't

xingqiu: you know what i meant

amberwantstofly: horrible news everyone i just had to take bennett to get his wisdom teeth out

razor: b ent?

amberwantstofly: yes razor

razor: bennt :)

imbennett: RZOR

razor: B ENENT!!!! ! !

aethercool: oh gosh theres 2 of them

luminecool: idk im loving this

razor: is this just something that happens

keqing: okay hacker dude you need your own sign off or something because i keep forgetting that razor doesn't just occasionally gain the ability to type

razor: well i can't use my name. so i'm open to suggestions

aethercool: amongus

razor: i'm open to suggestions from anyone other than aether

voltronsurvivor: amongus

razor: i'm open to suggestions from anyone other than aether and hu tao

barbietoes: amongus

razor: suggestions are closed -a

aethercool: is this an initial reveal or is this pretty little liars (don't ask me anything else abt that show i havent seen it thanks)

razor: you'll find out -a

aethercool: not funny didnt laugh

barbietoes: clearly you dont own an air fryer

luminecool: venti should i just give up trying to understand anything you say ever

barbietoes: MOMMY MOMMY...... please no more blueberries!!

luminecool: okay sure

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imbennett: hęughę is the sound i just made after falling in the toilet

noelle=): dude you need a break from like ... life

imbennett: yeah im gonna go take a nap if i can get myself unstuck

imbennett: i was just trying to look at the spider bite on my ankle and didnt realize the toilet was open so im stuck here now! very uncomfortable 0/10 do not recommend!

xingqiu: did you get a nice bath

imbennett: no.

ajaxtartagliachilde: im gonna be #responsible and clean the house

aloynotahoy: literally not one person asked

ajaxtartagliachilde: my bad i assumed somebody would be proud of me for getting my life together

amberwantstofly: aw i'm proud of you childe!!

xiao.: he just vacuumed the kitchen table

amberwantstofly: nvm

imbennett: anyways im still here in the toilet!

razor: h urt?

imbennett: no im fine just frozen and i rly want an almondjoy

xiao.: you just reminded me i ate like 80 almondjoys one morning like the day after halloween

imbennett: get it i guess

imbennett: IM OUT

amberwantstofly: good job benny !!

imbennett: im gonna go eat my frickin almondjoy and make a smoothie and take a nap goodbye everyone enjoy the next 24 hours and stream red taylors version

luminecool: cultured

amberwantstofly: yall the absolute most annoying ppl came into my work

razor: same it's an old lady complaining about a cheese burrito ....... who even orders that just order a quesadilla -a

amberwantstofly: ...

amberwantstofly: okay so i have three options as to who you are now ..... and if we go based on ur first initial being "a" then there's only two ..... and going based on the fact that you said you're a guy there's only one .....

razor: oops -a

razor: oh well just don't tell the group i guess

amberwantstofly: you got it dude

aloynotahoy: fight the old lady yall . whats she gonna do fight back ? she prolly has diabetes which obviously means she cant fight /j

razor: actually fyi i'm diabetic and could take everyone here in a fight /lh -a

ajaxtartagliachilde: wanna test that theory buddy boy???????????????

Zhongli: Ajax, no.

ajaxtartagliachilde: worth a shot

luminecool: do my beautiful eyes deceive me or did we get two (2) hints from "a" today???

amberwantstofly: the work thing won't be any help to you guys he works in the kitchen/back of house area and im register/front of house

ssayanfei: okay so far we know about "A" that he: is a guy, diabetic, former vld fan, works with amber, and is probably good with computers bc he hacked razor

razor: not really his password was literally just his name so i had to fix that for him -a

razor: h a ha

ssayanfei: i have no response to that

aethercool: had a quick moment of silence in front of the toilet for benny boy

barbietoes: without me🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

aethercool: im gonna rip out every strand of hair on ur head one by one until ur balder than my father and he is BALD

barbietoes: jokes on u i do that on my own already #trichotillomania

amberwantstofly: everyone here is suffering on a daily basis huh

barbietoes: yeah <3

kaeyaalberich: Ah, the joys of high school

luminecool: anyways to backpedal off of what benny said earlier .... stream red taylors version

aethercool: didnt have anyone to break my heart for the full impact of the album and then i remembered venti has other friends and a whole crush </3

barbietoes: glad i could assist u bff <3

aethercool: heart been broke so many times

aethercool: thats a joke btw im not that obsessed with venti

barbietoes: y not ://

xiao.: i am /hj

aethercool: WHAT THE DHGSHDHVDH

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