forget dainsleif, our new mc is shampoo

group: Venti stop changing the group name


xiao.: did you guys know that venti


xingqiu: yes unfortunately i am very aware that venti. thanks for the reminder


xiao.: 🤺


xingqiu: it's 4am go to bed


xiao.: you're awake too


xingqiu: i'm reading what r u doing


xiao.: missing venti


xingqiu: okay sorry i asked


xingqiu: we're the only ones online can we negotiate that peace treaty now


xiao.: hmm


xiao.: no


xingqiu: worth a shot


xiao.: i should pour water on hu tao and ganyu


voltronsurvivor: i will set you on fire


ganyu: man wtf did i do


xiao.: go back to bed i'm trying to have a moment with xingqiu


voltronsurvivor: im watching criminal minds


xingqiu: at 4am ????? girl you're brave


voltronsurvivor: i'm watching for the plot (emily)


xiao.: ventiiiii wake up ilove uouuuu


xingqiu: tired xiao is the best thing i've ever witnessed


voltronsurvivor: i think he took nyquil


xiao.: we're out of melatonin


voltronsurvivor: nyquil is not a replacement for melatonin


xiao.: ok. i know that now. because i m awake.


xiao.: venti :(


bostonian: hi love


xiao.: venti :)


xingqiu: ugh now i miss chongyun


xingqiu: i'm so xiaovenphobic


bostonian: we r cute and u can't do anything abt it


xiao.: you r cute


bostonian: no u <3


xingqiu: do i spam chongyun so he wakes up or do i let him sleep bc he deserves the rest


xingqiu: a dilemma.


chongyun:



xingqiu: BABYYYYY


chongyun:



xingqiu: love me ☹️


xingqiu: i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u


chongyun: i love u too <3


xingqiu: YAYAYYAYYAYAYAY


bostonian: in neeewww yooorrkk


bostonian: concrete jungle west dream tomato


dain: That's not the words


bostonian: NEE YORK


voltronsurvivor: ok why are we all awake i'll start: emily prentiss


xiao.: no melatonin. can't sleep


bostonian: i want to go to bed but i'm listening to music and good songs keep coming on


xingqiu: i was reading and lost track of time


chongyun: hu tao spammed my phone bc xingqiu wanted to talk to me


chongyun: i am exhausted


xingqiu: go back to sleep darling


chongyun: ok gn


bostonian: xingyunphobic


chongyun:



chongyun: ok im actually going to bed now bye


xiao.: iwann go ventis house


bostonian: do not sneak out


xiao.: i m gonna


voltronsurvivor: zhongli is gonna kick ur azz


xiao.: childe will defend me


voltronsurvivor: im bout to drive myself down to cvs and buy melatonin just to make u sleep


xiao.: do it then


xingqiu: should've known that ventis boyfriend would be just as bad as him


xiao.: im ventis boyfriend


xingqiu: i KNOW


time skip bc i will have order


aethercool:



bostonian: LUMINE WHY R U TAKING PHOTOS OF MY AHAMPOO


luminecool: BC I LIKE IT AND IM GONNA BUY SOME


bostonian: HEYAGA


bostonian: REÜGH


aethercool: i am fischl and venti's shampoo is my dainsleif


dain: Am I getting compared to shampoo again


amberwantstofly: sorry again????


dain: It's happened like 3 times now


aethercool: what


dain: Yeah


scaramouche: robot sister update: she's obsessed with kazuha. i called her gorou as a joke and she's really mad at me


generalgorou: WHATAGGA


scaramouche: she was like "i am not gorou. i am 🤖Raiden Shogun🤖" anyways i told her to shower


generalgorou: kinda relatable tho i am also obsessed with kazuha


scaramouche: honestly who isn't


scaramouche: he's basically a perfect human being. like albedo


kaeyaalberich: So true


aethercool: there are more couple activities than usual today and idk how to feel abt it.


generalgorou: cry /j


aethercool: i will /j


kazooha: why is the robot obsessed with me and how do you know this


scaramouche: she keeps talking about you and yes she uses your full name


scaramouche: "🤖kaedehara kazuha🤖 has a very pretty face, brother. he has exquisite bone structure and gorgeous eyes." she's down bad i think


tomoswag: ok who let gorou program the robot


generalgorou: die


kazooha: what the frick


scaramouche: it's terrifying actually


YaeMiko: She brought him up at dinner last night. It seems our little yogurt stealer has a crush.


scaramouche: yeah which is why she's in the shower rn it's my duty as kazuha's and gorou's best friend (one of them anyway) to keep that thing away from kazuha


kazooha: im scared of her but she's so funny tho


RaidenEi: Stop telling your sister to shower. You know she'll listen to you every time.


scaramouche: yeah that's why i do it


RaidenEi: You get to fix her when she starts sparking this time.


scaramouche: ugh fine


ganyu: not sure what kind of family dynamic this is but i'm afraid of it


xiao.: ours is worse /hj


ganyu: true


aethercool: Sorry What


xiao.: siblings basically


ssayanfei: zhongli and childe fr just see any emotionally distressed orphan teenager and say ok this is ours now


xiao.: it's more zhongli because i came before childe


kazooha: he's like a mommy🥰


kazooha: idk why i said that


kazooha: Laugh Now


ssayanfei: KAZUHA PEOALSE


xiao.: absolutely never again


voltronsurvivor: having a barbara moment and by that i mean i wanna put kazuha in my purse and carry him around like a rich poodle


kazooha: WHATAG


barbara!!: so glad you understand me


kokomi !: okay i feel that so hard


tomoswag: fr like don't u just wanna cradle him like a baby???? glad we can all agree


dain:



amberwantstofly: photoshop king strikes again


dain: It's my speciality


aethercool:



aethercool: pov amber is basically ur adopted sibling


bostonian: J MHM Y SHAMPOO


ssayanfei: what is the obsession with ventis shampoo 😭😭😭


luminecool: i showered at his house bc i slept over bc we're working on a schooo project and i liked his shampoo so i took a picture of it so i could buy it


luminecool: it's rly funny to just send it out of nowhere tho


ssayanfei: fair enough


xiao.: just read my texts from last night


xiao.: can you guys do me a favor and just tranquilize me next time we run out of melatonin


xiao.: or just sedate me somehow idk i never want that happening again


bostonian: it was so cute tho !!!!!!


xiao.: okay true but still


xingqiu: so can we get a peace treaty going now orrrrr


xiao.: no


xingqiu: ugh


bangbang: IM GONNA KILL WAGNERRRRER

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