group: Venti stop changing the group name
xiao.: did you guys know that venti
xingqiu: yes unfortunately i am very aware that venti. thanks for the reminder
xiao.: 🤺
xingqiu: it's 4am go to bed
xiao.: you're awake too
xingqiu: i'm reading what r u doing
xiao.: missing venti
xingqiu: okay sorry i asked
xingqiu: we're the only ones online can we negotiate that peace treaty now
xiao.: hmm
xiao.: no
xingqiu: worth a shot
xiao.: i should pour water on hu tao and ganyu
voltronsurvivor: i will set you on fire
ganyu: man wtf did i do
xiao.: go back to bed i'm trying to have a moment with xingqiu
voltronsurvivor: im watching criminal minds
xingqiu: at 4am ????? girl you're brave
voltronsurvivor: i'm watching for the plot (emily)
xiao.: ventiiiii wake up ilove uouuuu
xingqiu: tired xiao is the best thing i've ever witnessed
voltronsurvivor: i think he took nyquil
xiao.: we're out of melatonin
voltronsurvivor: nyquil is not a replacement for melatonin
xiao.: ok. i know that now. because i m awake.
xiao.: venti :(
bostonian: hi love
xiao.: venti :)
xingqiu: ugh now i miss chongyun
xingqiu: i'm so xiaovenphobic
bostonian: we r cute and u can't do anything abt it
xiao.: you r cute
bostonian: no u <3
xingqiu: do i spam chongyun so he wakes up or do i let him sleep bc he deserves the rest
xingqiu: a dilemma.
chongyun:
xingqiu: BABYYYYY
chongyun:
xingqiu: love me ☹️
xingqiu: i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u
chongyun: i love u too <3
xingqiu: YAYAYYAYYAYAYAY
bostonian: in neeewww yooorrkk
bostonian: concrete jungle west dream tomato
dain: That's not the words
bostonian: NEE YORK
voltronsurvivor: ok why are we all awake i'll start: emily prentiss
xiao.: no melatonin. can't sleep
bostonian: i want to go to bed but i'm listening to music and good songs keep coming on
xingqiu: i was reading and lost track of time
chongyun: hu tao spammed my phone bc xingqiu wanted to talk to me
chongyun: i am exhausted
xingqiu: go back to sleep darling
chongyun: ok gn
bostonian: xingyunphobic
chongyun:
chongyun: ok im actually going to bed now bye
xiao.: iwann go ventis house
bostonian: do not sneak out
xiao.: i m gonna
voltronsurvivor: zhongli is gonna kick ur azz
xiao.: childe will defend me
voltronsurvivor: im bout to drive myself down to cvs and buy melatonin just to make u sleep
xiao.: do it then
xingqiu: should've known that ventis boyfriend would be just as bad as him
xiao.: im ventis boyfriend
xingqiu: i KNOW
time skip bc i will have order
aethercool:
bostonian: LUMINE WHY R U TAKING PHOTOS OF MY AHAMPOO
luminecool: BC I LIKE IT AND IM GONNA BUY SOME
bostonian: HEYAGA
bostonian: REÜGH
aethercool: i am fischl and venti's shampoo is my dainsleif
dain: Am I getting compared to shampoo again
amberwantstofly: sorry again????
dain: It's happened like 3 times now
aethercool: what
dain: Yeah
scaramouche: robot sister update: she's obsessed with kazuha. i called her gorou as a joke and she's really mad at me
generalgorou: WHATAGGA
scaramouche: she was like "i am not gorou. i am 🤖Raiden Shogun🤖" anyways i told her to shower
generalgorou: kinda relatable tho i am also obsessed with kazuha
scaramouche: honestly who isn't
scaramouche: he's basically a perfect human being. like albedo
kaeyaalberich: So true
aethercool: there are more couple activities than usual today and idk how to feel abt it.
generalgorou: cry /j
aethercool: i will /j
kazooha: why is the robot obsessed with me and how do you know this
scaramouche: she keeps talking about you and yes she uses your full name
scaramouche: "🤖kaedehara kazuha🤖 has a very pretty face, brother. he has exquisite bone structure and gorgeous eyes." she's down bad i think
tomoswag: ok who let gorou program the robot
generalgorou: die
kazooha: what the frick
scaramouche: it's terrifying actually
YaeMiko: She brought him up at dinner last night. It seems our little yogurt stealer has a crush.
scaramouche: yeah which is why she's in the shower rn it's my duty as kazuha's and gorou's best friend (one of them anyway) to keep that thing away from kazuha
kazooha: im scared of her but she's so funny tho
RaidenEi: Stop telling your sister to shower. You know she'll listen to you every time.
scaramouche: yeah that's why i do it
RaidenEi: You get to fix her when she starts sparking this time.
scaramouche: ugh fine
ganyu: not sure what kind of family dynamic this is but i'm afraid of it
xiao.: ours is worse /hj
ganyu: true
aethercool: Sorry What
xiao.: siblings basically
ssayanfei: zhongli and childe fr just see any emotionally distressed orphan teenager and say ok this is ours now
xiao.: it's more zhongli because i came before childe
kazooha: he's like a mommy🥰
kazooha: idk why i said that
kazooha: Laugh Now
ssayanfei: KAZUHA PEOALSE
xiao.: absolutely never again
voltronsurvivor: having a barbara moment and by that i mean i wanna put kazuha in my purse and carry him around like a rich poodle
kazooha: WHATAG
barbara!!: so glad you understand me
kokomi !: okay i feel that so hard
tomoswag: fr like don't u just wanna cradle him like a baby???? glad we can all agree
dain:
amberwantstofly: photoshop king strikes again
dain: It's my speciality
aethercool:
aethercool: pov amber is basically ur adopted sibling
bostonian: J MHM Y SHAMPOO
ssayanfei: what is the obsession with ventis shampoo 😭😭😭
luminecool: i showered at his house bc i slept over bc we're working on a schooo project and i liked his shampoo so i took a picture of it so i could buy it
luminecool: it's rly funny to just send it out of nowhere tho
ssayanfei: fair enough
xiao.: just read my texts from last night
xiao.: can you guys do me a favor and just tranquilize me next time we run out of melatonin
xiao.: or just sedate me somehow idk i never want that happening again
bostonian: it was so cute tho !!!!!!
xiao.: okay true but still
xingqiu: so can we get a peace treaty going now orrrrr
xiao.: no
xingqiu: ugh
bangbang: IM GONNA KILL WAGNERRRRER