if u see me reusing stuff from my old haikyuu chatfic ..... mind ur business /lh

group: thneedville

luminecool: aether claims he doesn't like hanging out with me and then spends all day in my room 😃

aethercool: yeah

luminecool: u little hypocrite

aethercool: i'm taller than u

luminecool: STOP RUBBING IT IN

paimoncool: (wake me up) wake me up inside (can't wake up) wake me up inside (save meeeee)

aethercool: HEY WHAT NO WHO ADDED YOU UR A CHILD

paimoncool: not amber

amberwantstofly: real smooth paimon

paimoncool: thanks. can you send me money for doordash

amberwantstofly: girl i make minimum wage

bostonian: i had a moment of weakness.

albedooo: what did you do this time

bostonian: Rude

bostonian: ok anyways i might've bought vip in roblox fashion famous

luminecool: you're an idiot

aethercool: you're an idiot

paimoncool: you're an idiot

xiao.: at least you're cute

bostonian: thank u xiao mwah mwah and to the twins and paimon u guys suck <3

bostonian: ayo wait

bostonian: PAIMON??

paimoncool: booo venti 👎👎

aethercool: paimon's nightmares tonight be like "WORTHLESS" "BORING" "EVIL CONQUERING" "DISAPPEAR"

luminecool: LMAKFMAJFNSJFN

ssayanfei: xiao eats paimon (real)

sayu: i have a question

sayu: what does the f in jfk stand for

albedooo: fitzgerald

sayu: no

bostonian: john fortnite kennedy

ssashikanoin: is it not just an f????? does it actually stand for something?????

albedooo: it stands for fitzgerald. i cannot do this right now.

kaeyaalberich: John Fellflower Kennedy

albedooo: kaeya alberich. no.

voltronsurvivor: john fertilizer kennedy

xiao.: john feet kennedy

THEONEANDONI: JOHN FART KENNEDY

kujousara: john fondle kennedy

kokomi !: john florida kennedy

albedooo: i am so tired.

THEONEANDONI: IDK I THINK MY ANSWER WAS PRETTY ACCURATE

albedooo: no.

THEONEANDONI: ITS OK WERE ALL WRONG SOMETIMES

luminecool: not albedo he's literally never wrong it isnt possible

kokomi !: did you guys know kazuha has a kitten sneeze

luminecool: stop can he get any cuter this isnt okay

kazuha: 😏

generalgorou: i'm glad we all agree that he's perfect but back off

kokomi !: my bad g

xiao.: OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS MY SIBLINGS HAVE WATCHED ICE AGE EVERY DAY FOR FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT NOW I AM SO SICK OF ICE AGE I WANT TO PLUNGE ONTO MANNY'S STUPID HEAD AND FIGHT HIM IF I EVER HAVE TO HEAR SID THE SLOTH'S VOICE EVER AGAIN I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY. LAMENT

xiao.: that

xiao.: that was meant for venti

ajaxtartagliachilde: IM CRYING

aethercool pinned a message!

luminecool: XIAO?????????

xingqiu: this dudes fr having a mental breakdown over ice age

xiao.: you would too if you were me

rosaria: i had a crush on diego when i was a kid

barbara!!: i can't keep defending you

rosaria: then don't

rosaria: let me be wild

barbara!!: fine

bostonian: i'm a fashion icon in fashion famous this is so embarrasing

ssayanfei: you bought vip that's even worse

bostonian: im iconic

time skip once again brought to you by kamisato ayato because he's really pretty i wanna kiss his forehead

ningguang: it's 2am why are you heathens online

luminecool: hey shawty

xiao.: sitting on my bed crying while trying to get the broken tip of my charger out of my phone

luminecool: xiao u do not seem to be having a good time recently

xiao.: birth is a curse and existence is a prison

xiao.: i'm actually in tears over this rn i don't even care that i'm being vulnerable i am just so exhausted

ningguang: that's happened to me before, i only buy expensive chargers now

ningguang: if you're using tweezers i recommend switching to nail clippers and taking your phone case off if you haven't already

xiao.: if this works i'm giving you $10 /srs

ningguang: i don't need it, just want to make you a little happier

kukishinobu: this is so cute i'm glad i checked this group rn

xiao.: IT WORKED

xiao.: THANJ YOU NINGGUANG I WILL SOMEHOW REPAY YOU FOR THIS

ningguang: xiao it's a phone charger

ningguang: don't worry about it

luminecool: you know full well he's gonna worry about it

ningguang: i'm aware. if he tries to repay me in any way i'm gonna start buying him gifts

kukishinobu: eat the rich (except ningguang)

voltronsurvivor: he's asleep now LOL

luminecool: why are you suddenly awake

voltronsurvivor: watching ice age

luminecool: sorry i asked

rosaria:

voltronsurvivor: THE WAY I JUMPED

monamegistus: i used to have literally 8 of those

monamegistus: not specifically the bald ones i didn't have any of those i just had 8 american girl dolls and like way too many accessories

rosaria: you're just giving this information away for free?

rosaria: you would have to waterboard me to get that confession out of me

monamegistus: i have a hydro vision wanna test that theory out

rosaria: bet

scaramouche: no

rosaria: i'll step on you

luminecool: rosaria is so girlboss

ningguang: why are more of you waking up it's almost 3 now

scaramouche: why are you still awake

ningguang: i have nothing to do tomorrow and it's nice outside so i'm looking at the stars

monamegistus: stars <3

rosaria: i'm watching octonauts

luminecool: WHRB

monamegistus: i got up for water and then saw the bald american girl dolls in my notifications

scaramouche: i always wake up in the middle of the night when mona does for some reason. we never have sleepovers we just always wake up at the same time

voltronsurvivor: okay that's cute

luminecool: i wanna wake up aether and force him to watch ice age.... hu tao has inspired me

voltronsurvivor: the temptation to wake up xiao for ice age is strong but i (an empath) am sensing i should let him rest

luminecool: pls give that poor boy a break his bf bought vip in fashion famous and then his charger broke let him rest

voltronsurvivor: i'll make him watch ice age tomorrow then

time skip brought to u by LAMENT

bangbang: Hi

bangbang: i have this fun little app called locket and basically u can send little photos to ur friends if they have the app and it'll show up on their homescreen as a widget and it's fun

bangbang: i have thoma ayaka ayato kokomi sara itto gorou kazuha scaramouche tomo shinobu and sayu there and overall the content is a lot of animals and cursed selfies and ayato+thoma and gorou+kazuha and photos of mona bc of scara etc etc

bangbang: however

bangbang: itto always sends pictures of His Feet

bangbang: i wake up in the morning like "i wonder what wonderful photo will be gracing my home screen for the next few hours" and i look and it is The Feet of Arataki Itto

bangbang: okay goodbye

voltronsurvivor: IMCRYIGNE WHAT

thomathetrain: can confirm it's scary

kukishinobu: as itto's best friend i feel like it's my legal duty to tell him that his feet are scary

THEONEANDONI: AS THE WISE LOGAN PAUL ONCE SAID

kukishinobu: ily /p but literally do not finish that sentence.

THEONEANDONI: DAB ON THE HATERS

kukishinobu: no.

ssayanfei: do u guys remember when aether had a clown moment and confessed his crush on ayaka to the group chat that ayaka is in

aethercool: listen we talked abt it and now we're besties it is ancient history😍🤞

icyayaka: yah we're homies

icyayaka: i can also confirm itto sends a lot of feet pictures

ayato: i keep telling him he should sell them online but he just keeps sending them to us

ayato: like make a twitter account. people will buy them

ganyu: hi guys

kukishinobu: please do not encourage itto to sell feet pics on twitter i have to deal with enough

ganyu: i thought we were past this.

ganyu: anyways i burnt myself while making brownies

keqing: are you ok do u want me to fight the oven

ganyu: keqing please

ssayanfei: the lapis siblings are getting injured and having mental breakdowns and then there's hu tao and her ice age binge watching

voltronsurvivor: PEACHES

ssayanfei: see what i mean

xingqiu: the duality of man

bostonian: Xingqiu Did You Block Me On Snapchat.

xingqiu: probably

bostonian: Unblock Me.

xingqiu: i will not

aethercool: that's home of phobic

xingqiu: i have a Boyfriend

aethercool: that's home of phobic

bostonian: guys im riding my horse

dain: I hope you fall off and break your ankles

bostonian: WHATDG