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POOKIES MY ANCESTRY RESULTS CAME BACK AND I AM NOT ITALIAN BUT I AM FRENCH AND APPARENTLY VERY SCOTTISH
also leaks saying xiao rerun. i've never been so excited for a rerun in my life I NEED HIM SO BAD i am hyperfixated on the yakshas rn
also also if u know where the title is from we should kiss /p it is another one of my hyperfixations

aether: just woke up. does anyone else find it funny how kaveh and alhaitham got married before all of the other couples here

venti: first of all it's 5pm second of all it's literally hilarious

venti: like cyno had so many plans and they both just went "no"💀

aether: love finds a way😔

aether: skill issue on cyno's part tbh

collei: may cyno have mercy on your soul🙏🏻

kaveh: off with his head fr

venti: kaveh opens the group just to be like "yeah let's guillotine cyno"

kaveh: i'm the #1 cyno anti

kaveh: where is he

tighnari: facetime ranting

kaveh: word 🤙🏻

aether: you know who i miss. diluc. how much do we have to insult kaeya in order to get him to appear

albedo: a lot. to get him faster throw shade towards me too.

aether: see i would but i choose life

aether: that's so cute that diluc loves u tho

albedo: i don't like my brother so it's nice having one that's actually nice to me. :]

lumine: just teared up

cyno:

venti: cyno😏

cyno: venti😏

ei: Why are you eating microplastics?

tomo: 😏scaramommy😏

scaramouche: ENOUGH

nilou: kaveh and alhaitham are what

cyno: married.

tighnari: nilou you were on that facetime call 2 days after where cyno screamed

nilou: OHHHH i forgot

nilou: y'all caught me the moment i woke up okay i was not listening

cyno: WOW

nilou: i need my beauty sleep 🙏🏻

alhaitham: What about Alhaitham

cyno: married 🫵

alhaitham: Proudly

venti: i sense it

cyno: tired of the gays (kaveh and alhaitham) (they are so mean to me)

cyno: stop being cynophobic or i'm gonna turn your husband into chili

venti: tracy moment

kazuha: FOUL

venti: KAZUHA🫵

kazuha: venti🫵

venti: hi pookie

heizou: there's a war going on out there somewhere and andrey isn't here

kazuha: I LOVE GREAT COMET HELLO

heizou: WOOOOO

heizou: i want to eat josh groban's voice

kazuha: there's three voices in this world i need to eat. josh groban, scaramouche, and emily rohm jane doe ride the cyclone

heizou: that is so real

scaramouche: ???????????????????????????????

kazuha: hello best friend

kazuha: don't question that message i just like your voice a lot

heizou: i agree it's very nice

scaramouche: thanks i worked really hard on it

heizou: can you tell me to kms in a voice message

kazuha: HEIZOU😭

heizou: HSHAHCHSJFJD

heizou: feeling a little unhinged today (itto gave me an energy drink)

kazuha: and you DRANK IT??

heizou: i'm thinking maybe i shouldn't have

ayato: yeah don't drink things itto gives you

heizou: noted🙏🏻

itto: IT WAS A COMPLETELY NORMAL MONSTER ENERGY DRINK

ayato: itto that's a child

heizou: i'm 16

ayato: still a child

itto: WE ALL NEED ENERGY

heizou: i need less energy rn

kazuha: take a nyquil and see what happens

ayato: do not do that

heizou: since when are you responsible

ayato: listen

itto: LITTLE DETECTIVE BOY IS PERFECTLY FINE RIGHT NOW

heizou: imm Bouncy

ayato: itto this poor child

kazuha: heizou's gonna solve 3 cold cases and then crash im willing to bet money on it

heizou: we should kiss

kazuha: What!

gorou: heizou i am fully willing to fight you

heizou: we should kiss too

gorou: ?,!:!:!:!(:$,!.?,??:?;?,???:??;?(

itto: GOROU🫵

itto: I THINK THIS IS MY FAULT SORRY

gorou: free heizou

xiao: BOSACIUS JUST TEXTEF ME

xiao: I HAVWNT HEARD FROM HIM AND THE OTHERS IN YEARS IM SO?????? HAPPY?????

xiao: just realized this makes no sense to anyone else here i'm just so ecstatic right now i can give context if anyone wants it

itto: YOOOO ELABORATE I WANNA BE EXCITED WITH U

xiao: ok so basically i had this friend group and we were super close and then one of them (pervases) (yeah the one from day in the life of a youngster) died and we all kinda drifted apart. i was in 7th grade when that happened and i'm in 12th now so it has been a While

xiao: so like yeah this is happening rn i am so

xiao: i gasped so loud zhongli's girlfriend asked if i was okay

itto: CONGRATS LITTLE ANEMO DUDE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU FR FR

venti: THEURE BACK

xiao: YES

aether: xiao my best friend i am so happy for you i also gasped but we need to address that you just said zhongli has a girlfriend

aether: i love zhongli he's my comfort old person do we like the gf

zhongli: I am not old.

xiao: youre 35 everyone knows that people start decaying at the age of 30

xiao: and yeah we like her her name is guizhong she's great

aether: awesome im happy for them now once again I AM SO HAPPY FOR U HOW ARE THINGS GOING W UR FRIENDS

xiao: bosacius put me in a group chat with the rest of them and we're currently making plans to hang out again

xiao: for more perspective on how long it's been since i've heard from them. they only call me alatus

lumine: i forgot that's your name ngl

lumine: keep updating us on this im very excited for you🙏🏻

itto: ME TOO FR

itto: SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS BTW HOPE YOURE DOING OK NOW

xiao: i've managed to cope with it at this point. the tattoo i have is kind of in memory of him since he designed it

itto: XIAO I WILL CRY

shinobu: he's not lyinHEIZOU CRAWLING IN MY WINDOW

heizou: i can swallow a bottle of alcohol and ill feel like godzilla better hit the deck like the card dealer

itto: BAD TIME LITTLE DUDE

itto: THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS

shinobu: free me

shinobu: so happy for you xiao fr did you know i think you're really cool btw

xiao: thanks i want to say i try but i really don't i just kinda exist

shinobu: you're pretty good at the whole existence thing keep it up g

xiao: needed that actually thank you

heizou: shinobu called me a slut dhmu

heizou: how dare she compliment another man while insulting her boy(?)friend (romantic partner with a questionable gender identity)

xiao: yo i have one of those too

heizou: living the life fr

shinobu: just realized we forgot to tell itto

itto: HEIZOU THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

itto: TREAT HER RIGHT OR I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STICK. I WILL EAT IT LIKE THOSE GIANT TURKEY LEGS THEY HAVE AT DISNEY WORLD.

heizou: What, and i cannot stress this enough, The Fuck

itto: LOVE U LITTLE DETECTIVE BOY WELCOME TO THE ARATAKI GANG BUT WATCH YOURSELF

shinobu: he crashed after telling me about a recently solved cold case

kazuha: called it



this is prolly my last update of the year so !! merry christmas happy holidays happy new year thank u guys for everything mwah mwah <3

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