POOKIES MY ANCESTRY RESULTS CAME BACK AND I AM ❌NOT❌ ITALIAN BUT I AM FRENCH AND APPARENTLY VERY SCOTTISH
also leaks saying xiao rerun. i've never been so excited for a rerun in my life I NEED HIM SO BAD i am hyperfixated on the yakshas rn
also also if u know where the title is from we should kiss /p it is another one of my hyperfixations
aether: just woke up. does anyone else find it funny how kaveh and alhaitham got married before all of the other couples here
venti: first of all it's 5pm second of all it's literally hilarious
venti: like cyno had so many plans and they both just went "no"💀
aether: love finds a way😔
aether: skill issue on cyno's part tbh
collei: may cyno have mercy on your soul🙏🏻
kaveh: off with his head fr
venti: kaveh opens the group just to be like "yeah let's guillotine cyno"
kaveh: i'm the #1 cyno anti
kaveh: where is he
tighnari: facetime ranting
kaveh: word 🤙🏻
aether: you know who i miss. diluc. how much do we have to insult kaeya in order to get him to appear
albedo: a lot. to get him faster throw shade towards me too.
aether: see i would but i choose life
aether: that's so cute that diluc loves u tho
albedo: i don't like my brother so it's nice having one that's actually nice to me. :]
lumine: just teared up
cyno:
venti: cyno😏
cyno: venti😏
ei: Why are you eating microplastics?
tomo: 😏scaramommy😏
scaramouche: ENOUGH
nilou: kaveh and alhaitham are what
cyno: married.
tighnari: nilou you were on that facetime call 2 days after where cyno screamed
nilou: OHHHH i forgot
nilou: y'all caught me the moment i woke up okay i was not listening
cyno: WOW
nilou: i need my beauty sleep 🙏🏻
alhaitham: What about Alhaitham
cyno: married 🫵
alhaitham: Proudly
venti: i sense it
cyno: tired of the gays (kaveh and alhaitham) (they are so mean to me)
cyno: stop being cynophobic or i'm gonna turn your husband into chili
venti: tracy moment
kazuha: FOUL
venti: KAZUHA🫵
kazuha: venti🫵
venti: hi pookie
heizou: there's a war going on out there somewhere and andrey isn't here
kazuha: I LOVE GREAT COMET HELLO
heizou: WOOOOO
heizou: i want to eat josh groban's voice
kazuha: there's three voices in this world i need to eat. josh groban, scaramouche, and emily rohm jane doe ride the cyclone
heizou: that is so real
scaramouche: ???????????????????????????????
kazuha: hello best friend
kazuha: don't question that message i just like your voice a lot
heizou: i agree it's very nice
scaramouche: thanks i worked really hard on it
heizou: can you tell me to kms in a voice message
kazuha: HEIZOU😭
heizou: HSHAHCHSJFJD
heizou: feeling a little unhinged today (itto gave me an energy drink)
kazuha: and you DRANK IT??
heizou: i'm thinking maybe i shouldn't have
ayato: yeah don't drink things itto gives you
heizou: noted🙏🏻
itto: IT WAS A COMPLETELY NORMAL MONSTER ENERGY DRINK
ayato: itto that's a child
heizou: i'm 16
ayato: still a child
itto: WE ALL NEED ENERGY
heizou: i need less energy rn
kazuha: take a nyquil and see what happens
ayato: do not do that
heizou: since when are you responsible
ayato: listen
itto: LITTLE DETECTIVE BOY IS PERFECTLY FINE RIGHT NOW
heizou: imm Bouncy
ayato: itto this poor child
kazuha: heizou's gonna solve 3 cold cases and then crash im willing to bet money on it
heizou: we should kiss
kazuha: What!
gorou: heizou i am fully willing to fight you
heizou: we should kiss too
gorou: ?,!:!:!:!(:$,!.?,??:?;?,???:??;?(
itto: GOROU🫵
itto: I THINK THIS IS MY FAULT SORRY
gorou: free heizou
xiao: BOSACIUS JUST TEXTEF ME
xiao: I HAVWNT HEARD FROM HIM AND THE OTHERS IN YEARS IM SO?????? HAPPY?????
xiao: just realized this makes no sense to anyone else here i'm just so ecstatic right now i can give context if anyone wants it
itto: YOOOO ELABORATE I WANNA BE EXCITED WITH U
xiao: ok so basically i had this friend group and we were super close and then one of them (pervases) (yeah the one from day in the life of a youngster) died and we all kinda drifted apart. i was in 7th grade when that happened and i'm in 12th now so it has been a While
xiao: so like yeah this is happening rn i am so
xiao: i gasped so loud zhongli's girlfriend asked if i was okay
itto: CONGRATS LITTLE ANEMO DUDE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU FR FR
venti: THEURE BACK
xiao: YES
aether: xiao my best friend i am so happy for you i also gasped but we need to address that you just said zhongli has a girlfriend
aether: i love zhongli he's my comfort old person do we like the gf
zhongli: I am not old.
xiao: youre 35 everyone knows that people start decaying at the age of 30
xiao: and yeah we like her her name is guizhong she's great
aether: awesome im happy for them now once again I AM SO HAPPY FOR U HOW ARE THINGS GOING W UR FRIENDS
xiao: bosacius put me in a group chat with the rest of them and we're currently making plans to hang out again
xiao: for more perspective on how long it's been since i've heard from them. they only call me alatus
lumine: i forgot that's your name ngl
lumine: keep updating us on this im very excited for you🙏🏻
itto: ME TOO FR
itto: SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS BTW HOPE YOURE DOING OK NOW
xiao: i've managed to cope with it at this point. the tattoo i have is kind of in memory of him since he designed it
itto: XIAO I WILL CRY
shinobu: he's not lyinHEIZOU CRAWLING IN MY WINDOW
heizou: i can swallow a bottle of alcohol and ill feel like godzilla better hit the deck like the card dealer
itto: BAD TIME LITTLE DUDE
itto: THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS
shinobu: free me
shinobu: so happy for you xiao fr did you know i think you're really cool btw
xiao: thanks i want to say i try but i really don't i just kinda exist
shinobu: you're pretty good at the whole existence thing keep it up g
xiao: needed that actually thank you
heizou: shinobu called me a slut dhmu
heizou: how dare she compliment another man while insulting her boy(?)friend (romantic partner with a questionable gender identity)
xiao: yo i have one of those too
heizou: living the life fr
shinobu: just realized we forgot to tell itto
itto: HEIZOU THAT IS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itto: TREAT HER RIGHT OR I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A STICK. I WILL EAT IT LIKE THOSE GIANT TURKEY LEGS THEY HAVE AT DISNEY WORLD.
heizou: What, and i cannot stress this enough, The Fuck
itto: LOVE U LITTLE DETECTIVE BOY WELCOME TO THE ARATAKI GANG BUT WATCH YOURSELF
shinobu: he crashed after telling me about a recently solved cold case
kazuha: called it
this is prolly my last update of the year so !! merry christmas happy holidays happy new year thank u guys for everything mwah mwah <3