hi guys sorry for neglecting this i don't have an excuse i just didn't feel like writing. follow me on tik tok and tw*tter @fyonikozai for more bangers🔥🔥
also this was not my best work im gonna be honest
also,, bsd fans,, i wrote a nikozai oneshot on ao3 for valentines day you should read it pleading face my ao3 is chuudelune

group: anti alhaitham club room

mika: hello?

fischl: THERE YOU ARE

mika: yeah sorry i was in class

mika: is this that one vision exclusive gc

aether: that's us💯

aether: kinda

mika: understandable

childe: YALL PANIC AT THE DISCO BROKE UP

kazuha: the breakup consisted of brendon urie talking to himself in the mirror saying the band needs to end

kazuha: also the fact that he's abt to have a kid is terrifying. like why is he allowed to multiply

childe: no literally

layla: i'm learning russian on duolingo

childe: omg i can teach you

childe: i'm better than the bird

layla: bet hmu

venti: i've been watching tik tok thirst traps for an hour help me

aether: sometimes i'm genuinely concerned for you!

venti: we as a society need to talk more about velvet crowe

venti: also i've been to publix 4 times in the last 2 days i think i have a problem

scaramouche: i was just there. i drank the absolute grossest coconut water i've ever tasted in my life

venti: WAS IT THE PINEAPPLE ONE

scaramouche: yes it literally looked so good but i want to bleach my mouth now it was so awful

venti: facts

aether: lumine put her foot on my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

layla: she's so real for that tbh

lumine: it was deserved💯

layla: i think it would be very nice of ayato to give me his credit card information

layla: either that or refill my chick fil a mobile balance

ayato: no❤️

layla: if you hate lesbians just say that

mona: woman hater🫵

ayato: REUGH

kazuha: this edible ain't shi[I am taken by the Fungus.]

mona: ?????????????

layla: wish i could get taken by the fungus tbh

venti: lowkey

heizou: i turned on a playlist to help me concentrate on homework and it's not working all i'm doing is cranking that soulja boy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

heizou: anyways hey guys it's been a while

diluc: @Venti Dawn Winery just got a new wine in stock.

venti: 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

venti: so i get to try it right !!

diluc: Of course. Just follow me down into this cellar

venti: boy i sure hope i don't get entombed in here !!

kazuha: ah there it is. the weekly cask of amontillado reference

diluc: It's funny every time

kazuha: you're right tbh

aether: made a new friend(?) so i'm adding her

venti: does she have a hydro vision

aether: ,,

venti: DOES SHE

venti: YIPPEE😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

aether added focalors to "anti alhaitham club room"

focalors: i am crime. i am punishment. did you not know? crime and punishment are close acquaintances. the borders that contain us vanish. and new rooms awaken.

kazuha: i like her

focalors: thank you kazuha. i have not been here long enough to form an opinion on you

kazuha: slay tbh

venti: WAIT I KNOW YOU

venti: you were labeled as the hydro archon. now that you're in this gc i can add you to my hydro group chat

focalors: if i recall correctly, you're the anemo archon. why do you have a hydro group chat?

xingqiu: girl run while you can he's gonna make your life so difficult

focalors: interesting. it seems i will have to return the favor.

xingqiu: she's the perfect hydro archon. she will lead us to victory in our uprising against venti

venti: DONT TURN THIS ON ME IVE DONE NOTHINF WRONG

heizou: girl help i'm still cranking that soulja boy

venti: do your homework heizou

heizou: i can't i'm too busy cranking that soulja boy😭😭😭😭😭😭

xiao: relatable

focalors: i think everyone should read crime and punishment.

heizou: omg i love crime and punishment

focalors: you're my favorite here. i hereby appoint you as my right hand man.

heizou: my identity as a man is questionable but i accept this position 🫡

focalors: i apologize. you can be my right hand individual if you'd prefer.

heizou: omg🤭🤭

mika: i also love crime and punishment can i be your left hand?

focalors: of course. are there any other crime and punishment enjoyers i should know of here? i'd like to form voltron with them.

venti: THATS SO FUNNY HELPME

kazuha: omg hey

focalors: you shall be the right foot. i, of course, form the torso. we need one more person to be the left foot.

mona: crime and punishment voltron is wild😭😭😭

alhaitham: I've read it.

focalors: you shall be the left foot. we have successfully formed crime and punishment voltron.

hu tao: WHO SPOKE THE NAME OF MY WORST ENEMY

hu tao: omg who are you

focalors: i'm focalors. apparently i'm the hydro archon and i'm leading an uprising against someone named venti.

hu tao: oh word good luck the hydros need to defeat him

venti: your MOTHER

hu tao: how dare you speak to me this way

scaramouche: took another sip of that awful pineapple coconut water just to feel something. i definitely felt something but i didn't like it

hu tao: omg i tried that once its so bad

hu tao: publix has this rly good cajun crab dip though it changed my life fr

scaramouche: i'll get that next time i'm sure anything is better than this coconut water 

fischl: i love coconut water give it to me

scaramouche: i do too but somehow pineapple coconut water is a crime against humanity

fischl: gonna try it next time i go to publix fr

fischl: i like the new girl

focalors: i'm glad. wanna join my crime and punishment voltron?

fischl: unfortunately i have not finished crime and punishment. give me like a week tho and i will

ayato: wait i've read crime and punishment let me in

focalors: i hereby appoint you as the left ear. very funny how i have to add new body parts to our voltron to accommodate all the readers.

ayato: slay tbh

ayato: i havemt slept in two days

fischl: go to sleep whore

ayato: ?????????????????????

ayato: [hotch voice] how am i a whore

fischl: LMAOJDJKDGHSGD

ayato: that was so motivating though. goodnight anti alhaitham club room

alhaitham: Can we change the group name

layla named the group "the beatles"

alhaitham: Well I guess that's an improvement

venti: I DONT WANNA BE THE BEATLES WTF

venti: HELP IC ABT CHANGE IT

venti: layla we're enemies now

layla: don't talk to me you're a beatle

venti: REUGH

focalors is rly pretty and im rly excited for fontaine so shes in here now

anyways it's been a while so here's my pull updates,,
xiao/alhaitham banners: xiao, c2 tighnari, alhaitham (he's level 60 i will finish leveling him someday i just wanted to complete my men collection he's fully built tho)

yelan/hu tao banners: already had them both so went for the weapons. aqua simulacra, skyward harp (FINALLY), and then homa (i have a whole c1 hu tao but i'm giving it to mika)