June 15 2019

A/N This takes place after Civil War. Some of the rouges are mad that Natasha sided with Tony. So they go to Stark Tower.(Scott knows about Spider-man and is Peter's Uncle[not blood related, obviously.]) This doesn't take place on Father's Day

Peter and Natasha sat at the kitchen table on one of the Avengers floors. They were eating dinner when FRIDAY spoke to them.
"Miss Romanoff, the Rouhe Avengers are here to see you. I suggest Peter leaves." FRIDAY said. Natasha just stayed put and told Peter to stay.
"Let 'em in, FRIDAY." Natasha said, continuing her meal. The Roudge Avengers walked in. They stared at Natasha and Peter eating. Somehow, Peter managed to resume their conversation, not looking at the Rouges. It stayed like this for a while. Finally, Peter broke the silence.
"Y'know, you could try to talk to us. Instead of looking like fish." Peter said, turning to the Rouges.
"And who do you think you are to talk to us like that?" Steve demanded.
"I'm Peter. Wow, you seemed so polite in those PSAs." Peter joked. Steve flushed.
"Anyway, more important question, why the hell is a teenager here, Natasha?" Sam asked, glaring at the boy.
"Oh, he is Stark's personal intern." Natasha said casually. She turned to Wanda and Pietro(he's alive because I say so) and hugged them. They hugged back.
"Good to see you again, Nat. Hello Peter." They said together, waving at Peter.
"So, Natasha, why were you hanging with a teenager instead of us?" Bucky asked as Clint introduced himself to Peter, already striking up a conversation with him and the twins.
"He's a nice kid. Besides, don't get cocky, Barnes, he caught your punch." Natasha said smirking slightly. They didn't get it.
"Anyway, the real reason we're here. Why'd you side with Stark?" Steve asked.
"Because I wanted to." Natasha said simply. This made the Rouges, minus the twins and Clint, mad for some reason. They started throwing insults at her. But Peter? Oh, Peter wasn't having any of that.
"Shut the hell up!" He yelled at the Rouges. Who did this kid think he is?
"Listen here, son, listen well, we can beat you to a pulp if you make us mad." Sam said, glaring at Peter. Peter started to mumble darkly in russian. Bucky's eyes widened slightly but returned to normal a second later.
"You can beat me to a pulp? You failed pretty badly last time. If I remember correctly, I caught Bucky's punch, had an airplane terminal dropped on me by Steve, and threw you across the room, Wilson." Peter said, glaring at Sam.
"Yeah right, anyway, why defend Natasha? She's just a cold, heart-less Bitch." Sam asked.
"Clearly, we don't know the same person. Also, don't call my Mama Spider that. Or you'll have the Little Spider to deal with." Peter seethed at him.
"Mama Spider?" Steve burst out laughing, hunching over and squeezing his eyes shut. "She doesn't have any motherly love or instict in her! Like Sam said, she's a cold, heartless bitch!" Steve finally stopped laughing. Not because he didn't find it amusing, but because Peter was choking him.
"Give me one reason I shouldn't throw you out the fucking window." Peter said calmly. Steve was surprised. This kid could lift him above the ground, while choking him. He also had the guts to choke Captain America. Sam tried to pry his arm off of Steve's neck, but Peter punched him in the nose.
"Captain, she adopted me, thank you very much." Peter said sassily.
"Okay Peter Romanoff, that is enough." Natasha said, amused. Peter dropped Steve, making him fall to the floor. Peter happily trotted over to Natasha, Clint and the Twins. Natasha smiled at him.
"Don't mess with the Spiders~" Natasha said in a deadly sing-song voice. That's when it clicked for the others(Peter told Clint and the twins just before everyone started yelling). They had messed with Spider-man and Black Widow. That's why he could choke Steve.
Bucky asked Peter something in russian. Peter replied in russian.
"God, he's 15." Bucky said. Steve immediatly felt guilt.
"I dropped a airplane terminal on a 15 year old.." Steve muttered.
"No shit, sherlock." Peter replied. Wanda tapped him on the shoulder.
"How'd you get your powers and what made you want to be Spider-man?" She and Pietro asked.
"And why are you so protective?" Sam added on.
"I was bitten by a radioactive spider on a field trip. My parents died when I was young, my Uncle died in my arms, I've had a warehouse dropped on me without wearing the Spider-man suit so I had to lift it off of me. Then I had to fight my girlfriend's dad. I fought you guys. My Aunt May died a month ago, other stuff, yady yady yadda. Here I am now." Peter said.
"Wow..." The rest said together. They made amends and ate dinner together. Peter got two new uncles(Clint and Bucky, cause Bucky is awesome), and two siblings(Wanda and Pietro).
Peter Romanoff loved his life.

A/N This is crap. Sorry for the abomonation that my sleep-deprived mind spouted out. I couldn't think of another way for Peter to protect Natasha, so Rouges mad at her it is. Also I wanted Peter to beat Steve up. IDK why, but I did.