1989 era

Taylor: Tree, I am going to come out no matter what. I have enough of this beard things.

Tree: Okay! as you wish. Before that make sure you win Grammy for next album too. Then, you will come out. If not, I will not allowed that.

Taylor working so hard producing new album.

Reputation era

Tree: Im sorry, Tay. You dont get Grammy nomination for this era. Try again. No grammy. No coming out.

Taylor: Damn it!!!! FUCK!!!!

Taylor working so hard producing new album.

Lover era.

Tree: Tay, there are grammy nomination for you this year. But, I'm sorry we have to turn it down.

Taylor: But, why? I work so hard to make it to this stage. I wanna come out.

Tree: Im sorry we cant.

Taylor: But why?

Tree: The Grammy CEO are changing and they refuse to let you win this year. They said you win Grammy two times now. They want to give it to new artists.

Taylor: What? They changing their mind? I guess, I never come out.

Tree: We can try for next album. Remember, No Grammy No Coming Out.

Taylor: Its been 6 Years now. I wanna come out.

Taylor Swift work so hard producing new album during this trying quarantine time.

Folklore era.

Tree: Taylor, I got call from Grammy. They said no Grammy awards this year. Because of the pandemic.

Taylor: What??? FUCK! I work so hard. Tree, I dont care I wanna come out now. Can I come out without winning Grammy?

Tree: I am afraid you CANNOT

Taylor: You are fired, Tree.

Tree: You know you cannot fired me, Your mom paid me.

Taylor: I hate my life. Alexa, play me This is Me Trying by Taylor Swift

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A few weeks later.

Tree Paine: Taylor? what are you doing?

Taylor: What now Tree? Can you see? I am working on my 8th album. I don't need rest. I WANT MY THIRD GRAMMY AND I WANNA COME OUT.

Tree Paine: Dont mad at me. I want to say that, I got call from Grammy this morning.

Taylor: What now? changing their mind again?

Tree: Yes. How did you know?

Taylor: What now, Tree? Im tired of their twisted game. Mind games.

Tree: Folklore are nominated for Album of the Year. Aint you excited?

Karlie: Babe, I AMMA NEW GRAMMY CEO.

Taylor: Where is the former GRAMMY CEO? They fired the CEO again?

Tree Paine: He died yesterday. Didnt you heard on the news.

Taylor: what?

Karlie: I kill him for you. No one can make my baby cry. If you wanna GRAMMY. I will give it to you every year.

Taylor: Not this way, Kar. What did you do?

Karlie: I would die for you. Your love make me crazy. Remember that. I did something bad for you. Dont blame me.

Taylor: Did you just qoute all my songs.

Karlie: YES.

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