Karlie puking on the toilet.

Taylor: Kar, baby, are you okay?

Karlie: I think I am gonna sick.

Taylor: What happen, let us go to the hospital?

Taylor: Did you get pregnant?

Karlie: Hey, don't make jokes. I am really sick right now. I can't even leave toilet for one minute. I rather puke or shit.

Karlie: I shit for nonstop. I don't have any shit to shit anymore. I think I got diarrhea. I think I got food poisoning.

Taylor: What do you eat last night?

Karlie: Your food.

Taylor: 😤

Taylor: I think you eat something else before that. Somewhere before you coming home. 😤

Karlie: I am 113% pretty sure. I only eat your food last night. I never eat anything else.

Taylor: Don't blame my food. I ate too. How can my stomach just fine? There must be something else you eat before that.

Karlie: Your stomach must be immune to your food. I have trust issue on your food now.

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