Reputation album is coming out.

Me: Hye swifties, who do you think is rep album about? Calvin, Tom, Joe?

Swifties: Reputation is all about Joe.

Me: Who is Taylor call Gorgeous with pink color font that Taylor said she is furious the love she's dying to keep on someone who know Taylor have DJ boyfriend at that time and she doesn't know what her DJ be doing in the club? and her crush is cool about it. She hates it because of her crush seem cool about it.

Swifties: Joe! We know DJ is Calvin.

Me: But, Taylor end up with Tom. Instead of Joe. Maybe it's about Tom.

Swifties: No, it's Joe.  That's why Taylor said he's so cool. He maybe take times with Taylor. Don't like to rush things. He also doesnt care Taylor with Tom too.

Me: How about on the roof and drinking beer with plastic cup?

Swifties: Joe!

Me: He had really clean shaved skinny leg, I guess in Call It What You Want Lyric Music Video?

Swifties: Yeah, I think Joe like to have clean shaved legs like Taylor.

Me: Yeah, I also think he is probably jealous with Taylor's smooth skinny legs too. Maybe he hate to have guy hairy legs? But, lazy to shave his beard. Yeah.

Swifties: I guess he like smooth legs.

Me: Taylor want her best friend to take out her dress? but, she don't want her secret lover as best friend. Why is that?

Swifties: It means, she want Joe more than just like best friend. To be her soul-mate.

Me: So, who is the trip of Taylor's life?  Who is calling Taylor, daisy?

Swifties: Joe! Joe love daisy so much. Joe call Taylor daisy.

Me: Who paint Taylor's deep blue eyes with Golden?

Swifties: Joe! because he is such a sunshine. Joe have golden blond hair.

Me: So, why Taylor and her secret love have to dancing with their hands tied?

Swifties: because Taylor and Joe wantt their relationship to be private.

Me: And their love is frozen?

Swifties: I guess, because of the media know they are together now and everybody is start talking about them. it's too overwhelmed for them. They have to stop for seeing each other for awhile because of everyone knows about them. There is no secret anymore. so that's scared Taylor when everyone know about them.

Me: Really? and why Taylor have bad feeling about it and think everyone couldn't take it of their relationship. Look like they are so good to be together. Why she so afraid of?

Swifties: because of Taylor's image as serial dater man. People said she just playing guys. People gonna separate Joe from her.

Me: So, let's talk about dress. What is the secret crowded room that Taylor and her lover are in. and everyone doesn't know anything about their relationship? I dont recall Taylor being in crowded room with Joe Alwyn. Which event she is talking about? Which award show they have been?

Swifties: Crowded room? They attend Met Gala together in 2016. Maybe at that time.

Me: And she already love Joe. That so fast. That's was when she first met Joe, right? and she already consider Joe as her best friend? want her best friend to take it off her dress??? when she still with Calvin that time. and date Tom later after that?

Swifties: Yeah, Flashback to Taylor's bleached hair and Joe's buzz cut hair. so, it's confirms Met Gala 2016.

Me: Why Taylor said 'just say my name and everything just stop and I don't want you like a best friend'? and want that person to take it off her dress?

Swifties: Because if Joe just say He is dating Taylor. Everything will stop. Everything with secret meeting, hiding, all the rumors about them will stop.

Me: What stop? The media will never stop talking about their relationship ofcourse. I think what Taylor meant is "stop pretending they just best friend". What i understand here. They'll never have to pretend and hide from everybody. Hide their secret relationship. Because they are sick of hiding.

Swifties: if joe mention Taylor's name everything could stop.

Me: Stop what? People will still talking. and The media will talking. Say Taylor's name will never stop all of that. Stop means 'pretending'.

Swifties: I don't agree. Stop means stop being in secret relationship. and let the world know about them. But, Joe want his relationship with Taylor to be private. Out of Media. Out of people's conversation. That's all.

Me: So, did Joe have a big reputation then Taylor say in End Game? You got big reputation. You and Me, We got big reputation...What Joe had before? he debut as actor in 2016. No reputation at all before 2016.

Swifties: What Taylor means is everyone will talk about them if this relationship to be public. That will be big conversation about them.

Me: Why Taylor said to her lover, they can't make a promises and tell her lover can make her drinks instead? what stop Taylor making any promises with her lover?

Swifties: Delicate is about Taylor afraid of making serious commitment with joe. To the next level of their relationship. Like Marriage. She's not ready. So, she still want to be successful singer. and Joe want to focus on his acting career. They cant settle down.

Me: Why Taylor said when she look into her secret lover's eyes, she pretend that person is hers? all the damn times. but afraid to make any promises with her lover?

Swifties: That because she want to get married with joe but at the same times she's not ready to settle down. They can't get married yet because of their career commitment, Taylor with tour. Joe with movies.

Me: Is her lover is someone else? not hers? but Joe is still her boyfriend. No one ever deny that. What she really means not hers? pretend Joe is hers all damn time?

Swifties: Joe is always belong to Taylor. No matter what. She pretend Joe is her husband all the damn times. That's what Taylor meant.

Me: and is it too soon to do this yet? cause I know it's delicate. what 'this' means?

Swifties: 'This' means marriage. Taylor ask Joe if this relationship is too fast to jump in marriage. That's why Taylor say they can't make any promises. They want to take it slow.

Me: She love Joe so much. But she cant make promises to marry Joe now. You means that?

Swifties: Yeah. sort of like that.

Me: Getaway Car? Who is guys she talk about? Want to leave him, I need a reason? Who is with Taylor in getaway car?

Swifties: it's about Tom. Taylor fly all around the world with Tom. She glad she left Tom first. She want to leave Tom for Joe. She loves Joe so much at that time.

Me: Taylor stole the money and car keys? What that means?

Swifties: because Taylor refer her relationship with Tom like Boyne and Clyde. The worst crime is dating Tom while still with Calvin. Calvin know about that. But, at the same times keep her desire to be with Joe.

Me: So, Tom stole Taylor from Calvin? and Taylor dump Tom for Joe. That the worst crime. Do you mean by that?

Swifties: Sort of. I guess. But that relationship only last 3 months. Never get far.

Me: Why Taylor said her relationships with Tom is like Circus. The three of them. Who three of them? The circus ain't the love story.

Swifties: Getaway Car is about Tom, Calvin, Taylor. The Circus is clown. She knows that relationship really never works. That relationship is laughable. Just for fun.

Me: Who is King of My Heart?

Swifties: Joe!

Me: Who is Motown beat? Salute Taylor because she's American Queen.

Swifties: Joe is Motown beat. He salute Taylor for being American Queen.

Me: Why Taylor emoji (Taymoji) on King of My Heart have lion head?

Swifties: cause Lion is King of Jungle.

Me: Not sign of Leo?

Swifties: No!

Me: Did you know Taylor recorded KMOH on Karlie's birthday. The same day Taylor call Karlie to wish Happy Birthday and send Sunflower to Karlie? She wear the same outfit on that day. August 3.

Swifties: But, King of My Heart is about Joe. That outfit doesnt proof KOMH is about Karlie.

Me: I dont say KOMH is about Karlie. So, How about upon the roof with the school girl crush? Did Taylor with her school girl crush?

Swifties: Joe have crush with Taylor since he was in high school. Taylor is Joe's high school crush. Joe and Taylor sit on the roof together. Drinking beer.

Me: We met a few weeks ago, now you trying call me, like trying on clothes? What that means?

Swifties: Joe really like to change clothes. Calling Taylor as 'baby'is easy for Joe like he's trying on clothes.

Me: I guess, only supermodel love to trying clothes. Joe must be a supermodel. He really love changing clothes every second of his life.

Swifties: Yes, Joe is supermodel too. Yes, he love changing clothes.

Me: Which brand he present? i dont know? Dont tell me Joe is on Victoria Secret too? one of the angels.

Swifties: Tom Brand?

Me: Yeah, You mean Tom Ford. You are right. Only one brand.

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