Bedroom. Tribeca, NYC. In the middle of the night.

Taylor: Babe, can you turn on the light for me?

Karlie: You dont need to, im the only light you need in life.

Taylor: Babe, I cant see..its dark in here.

Karlie: But, you said "you can see it with a light out"?

Taylor: What??? When i said that?

Karlie: You are in love?

Taylor: Babe, Thats is just metaphors when you are falling in love..

Karlie: So...you can see it in a dark,..im your light...shine your darkest night...

Taylor: Babe, can you turn on the light, please? im serious. I cant see anything. im looking for my phone...

Karlie: But, you said I'm your sunshine. light up your life. ☀

Taylor: Yes, you are my sunshine..but, babe, I still can see nothing in here....

Karlie: Try this. Hold my hands.

Taylor:  Never mind. I do it for myself.

Karlie: Where are you going?

Taylor: Kill myself.

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